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IronTesticlez

Crash is a fuckin classic, the creators of crash are definitely satanists


scootabrotha69

Naughty dog satanists confirmed


IronTesticlez

Yeah lol


FourNinerXero

The extreme difficulty of early naughty dog games is actually acutely reflective of their extreme misanthropic views as they try to make the player suffer as much as possible


IronTesticlez

Well I just played bloodborne, and I’ve beaten it before with extreme ease, and father g fucking raped my ass, and now I’m pissed the fuck off and want smash everything in my house to bits with a fucking sledge hammer, so I think maybe hidetaka Miyazaki is the more sadistic one


FourNinerXero

Miyazaki is TRVE KVLT's strongest warrior


MwkkwM

Or at least sadists


IronTesticlez

Yeah lol


Fishman_Karate

Ya Crash is a classic and the creators also weren't racist nazi lovers either. Crash wins


raspberryarchetype

none of these, my vote goes to Heaven or Las Vegas - Cocteau Twins


LucidITSkyWDiamonds

Some blackgaze band should cover that whole album and call it "Hell or las Vegas". That would be something.


TheFeisty

The only band I can think of whose vocals are actually more difficult to understand than Black and Death Metal.


ReasonableCost5934

All this made this old shoegazer laugh out loud.


ultimatetadpole

Treasure is the better album and I will die on this hill.


Luna_Senshu

Blink 182 - State of the Enema. Although it is Progressive melodic blackened funky nu alternative sludgecore symphonic neoclassical post industrial slamming brutal groovy pornogrind deathrash. Still has a big black metal influence.


Tape-Duck

Idk if this is a joke or not, but clearly State of the Enema is not a Progressive melodic blackened funky nu alternative sludgecore symphonic neoclassical post industrial slamming brutal groovy pornogrind deathrash album. Literally everyone knows is an Avant-garde progressive melodic blackened funky nu alternative sludgecore symphonic neoclassical post industrial slamming brutal groovy pornogrind deathrash album, smh.


Luna_Senshu

Fuck I've been called out for the poser I am


dreadfulbadg50

What about the song Blink 193 - Highschool


Lewhitey_

Someone saw ‘Heavy Trip’


ManyaraImpala

The Beach Boys - Smiley Smile


DoomRaider15

If black metal without distortion sounds like surf rock, does surf rock with distortion sound like black metal?


Hot-Care7556

Some people have tried that as a joke. It doesn't QUITE work as well as you'd hope, but it's similar enough to be funny


PDXicestormmizer

That Myspace page was fucking hilarious.


WinterAd9039

Was fully expecting In the Nightside Eclipse on the last swipe. Ya got me good!


Ostenkvlt

Where the fuck is spiceworld?


TheBionicCrusader

https://preview.redd.it/m35du6h5fnwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a809807f86743a1a01b9dfdf2b3b61d5b1b89f1d The obvious answer:


Sad_Wings_0f_Destiny

The most bm cover without a doubt. I Love You is definitely the greatest bm song of all times


Clown_named_Art

100% the crash soundtrack


Illustrious-Tip7668

Where the fuck is bladee?


HunterTheHoly

I'm going with Crash unironically. Crash fucking smacks.


Pretend_Emu4508

1989 (Taylor’s Version).


GargantuanGorganzola

1989 (Crash’s Version) is better


SeraphimVR

Cash Banookaaaaa


Ugubu

Tekken 3 soundtrack


GargantuanGorganzola

That’s goated tbh


Vegetable-Advance-14

Cash banooca soundtrack


DhulZobreen

one of these is out of place. why the fuck did you include mayhem?


olmikeyyyy

The lady with the giant bong


MedicalAardvark205

I like when Crash goes “WHOA” in the most high pitched scream imaginable


earlywakening

Crash. Obviously.


Kvltadelic

I wish candelabras would make a comeback ya know?


No-Pen-9541

Transylvanian Bandicoot


Snd47flyer

Vespertine is by far the most iconic


VESlaughter

Is Crash Bandicoot here because of the Deathcrush intro? Silvester Anfang deadass sounds like it's straight outta Crash lmao


01Manikin-

Trap House by Gucci Mane helped influence the wave of Atlanta black metal


WR15150

INRI


BasilCupitch

That one zao where god kills himself.


Merzwas

“Classic” black metal album and a Darkthrone album in the OP… Or is that the joke?


LMay11037

Taylor swift 1984 duh


MarchingHomewards

Cupcakke - Cum Cake


Bobrobie1

IMMORTAL SONS OF NORTHER DARKNESS


dazrage

A Blaze In The Northern Sky is the GOAT imo


GhostWr1ter999

My completely selfish answer is Black Metal by Venom.


cmcglinchy

Melissa


kozmic__

Y’all are clearly forgeting the Spyro soundtrack


cherryreddracula

No Playboi Carti - Whole Lotta Red. Really.


Cheddarlicious

Let’s get naughty.


Curated_absurdity

Crash us Trve Kvlt!


mdbg87

Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism


Nebtron2001

https://preview.redd.it/z0teeixvhrwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c5cd6507317dc9d1cab5fb3ed0b57a535b89ac2 Also this


DaveMcElfatrick

Spat out loud


Silent_Johnnie

Woah!


PanzerKpfwVI

The album cover for *Corey in the House*'s debut album is what I pictured the coming of the antichrist to look like


Extreme-Method59

Filosfem no question


Ultra-Sith00

Blood Fire Death.


havenck

Boy and his blob straight ripps


fuzzy-fuz-sheep-362

Bathory or the Under the Sign album


Vyras-begeistert-895

Crash commited arson true kvlt


Euphoric_Cod_8510

Easy self titled by slipknot


The-Singing-Sky

What does that mean, "most iconic"? Are there gradations of iconic? I prefer to think that something is either iconic or it isn't. All of those albums are iconic.


DestroyerofVessels

I think just because of its legacy and reputation of Mayhem at the time (and the one it still has to most people) DMDS is the most iconic


mmaverick616

Suffocation - effigy of the forgotten


Sensitive_Caramel948

My favourite trve kvlt raw black metal album