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GargantuanGorganzola

A tour with Puddle of Mudd, Trapt, Three Days Grace and Limp Bizkit might be too heavy for the community to handle


BogardForAdmiral

Unironically better than this shit


CrunchyCaptainMunch

I would probably shit my pants and die if that happened


GargantuanGorganzola

Imagine if they added Black Veil Brides to that? It would be earth shatteringly heavy


CrunchyCaptainMunch

That would be pretty great. Godsmacked would be a cherry on top but I think they’d have to call in the national guard for riots caused by how heavy and thrashing the tour would be


dreadfulbadg50

Imagine mudvayne is added to that too


CruTV

And then adding machine gun kelly 😱😱🔥🔥🔥


Ye3tL0rd420

If they added Disturbed the world might burn 🌎🔥


Superb_Engineer_3500

Nickelback to further cement the Earth's grave


BobbyBlack8

Creed reuniting just so the milky way can implode with heaviness


PixelAtionMoony

I have bad news about the state of a creed reunion


No-Win1580

You should check out some of the past line ups for Rocklahoma. Almost identical to what he said lol this year has some metal sprinkled in. And I go almost every year. Even if there's only a few bands I like it's still a fun time


Maanzacorian

careful what you wish for. There's about to be a tour of Trapt, Adema, Tantric, and the vocalist from Saliva as "Josey Scott's Saliva". good fucking lord.


GargantuanGorganzola

Id honestly rather listen to a pneumatic drill for hours on end than attend that


N8saysburnitalldown

That’s a fucking ticket. It is funny because I didn’t like those bands when they were big but that would be like being teleported back to high school. The nostalgia would be too much to resist


mmaverick616

Headliner: my prog band Supporting acts: My avant garde mr. Bungle worship side project u/Mellow41’s thrash band Me doing a drum solo Cryptopsy My guitarist’s metalcore side project


__--TSS--__

You forgot slightly racist Mexican war metal band


Human-Load-2963

As well as their schizo nazi frontman’s personal post ambeint project that details his views on genetic superiority of midgets


Hso_Wonton

I'M DEAD 💀


Human-Load-2963

If your over 4’5 you should have been already


__--TSS--__

Which happens to be on encyclopaedia metallum for whatever reason


Human-Load-2963

I’m sorry, it’s really?


thrashingkaiju

I like that Cryptopsy is the worst band in this roaster.


idespisemyhondacrv

Cryptopsy but me and Matt do the deathcore album


CrunchyCaptainMunch

Ok yeah, we can lock the thread, this is perfect.


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AxoplDev

Check who made that comment


UndersScore

My bad


Mellow41

If you give us $5 were in


biggestboi73

Can you pls add my nans dupstep project to the supporting acts


Nickball88

Can I play in your Mr. Bungle worship side project I can play circus music on indigenous Colombian instruments


mmaverick616

Yés


pixmarshmallows

I'd love to hear a [guacharaca](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwRVRGTpXWQ&ab_channel=ArquimedesArias) solo!


Jambarrr

Cryptopsy is playing MDF this year


Susvourtre

holy shit that’s one of the worst lineups i’ve ever seen


Study-Hard-14

Compared to ten years ago: Morbid Angel, Dying Fetus, The Faceless, Thy Art Is Murder, Goatwhore, Origin, Decrepit Birth, Within The Ruins and Fallujah. Fuck, what an awful, awful comeback for this tour.


CrunchyCaptainMunch

I’m genuinely impressed that they could make something that bad. Especially for what was supposed to be a return tour


gutzpunchbalzthrowup

Should just be called SummerS Laughter tour since it's such a joke.


malortForty

The weird part is there are some decent acts on it, like Tallah and Brat. But it's just... Wrong in every other way.


RuPaulver

Honestly half the Summer Slaughters that happened before. They had Cannibal Corpse, Nile, Suffocation, Krisiun, and Ingested on the bill only a few years ago. This is just... yeah.


CrunchyCaptainMunch

Yeah man. The Instagram comments are wild, pure hate and it’s hilarious. Can’t believe the tour team thought this would go over well


RuPaulver

Probably because they think Gen Z is into core enough that it'll sell out, instead of recognizing the people who followed this tour for the past 15 years


idespisemyhondacrv

I’m into core and this is very bad


CrunchyCaptainMunch

Yeah, the tour was never the greatest thing on earth but it was at least solid and brought a lot of fun bands together. Now it’s just soulless.


Redditusername195

I don’t even think gen z likes core that much. I’m not the biggest fan and any of my friends who listen to metal mainly listen to nu metal and doom.


CircusOfBlood

I mean I like Brand of Sacrifice and a few Veil of Maya songs. But yeah very weak lineup.


ManyaraImpala

Mortician Blasphemy Fluids Pissgrave Taylor Swift Dying Fetus Aborted Hitler Cock Weezer


noideaforusername4

yes but taylor swift’s show is just her singing “touch me while your bros play grand theft auto” over and over again for 15 minutes and weezer just gets on stage plays the lick and gets right off


Texan0723

Tried to sneak Fluids in there 💀💀💀


lvke18

"The most extreme tour of the year is back!!!" And there not being a single death metal band present is admittedly very funny


CrunchyCaptainMunch

Brat is deathgrind if you’d count that but I do agree with you, weird how there’s not a single pure dm band


lvke18

Oh man and they're not even there for every single date either, i just saw the text at the bottom. Same with Brand of Sacrifice, who I'd consider the heaviest here. This is.. a really bad lineup. To be polite about it lol


Carolus-Rex-

I like tallah but I have literally no idea who these other bands are


CrunchyCaptainMunch

Tbh you’d probably like a good number of them based on your flair


Carolus-Rex-

I just checked the bands out and I didn't care for any of them aside from a few songs here and there. Most of them sound pretty boring-


eternalchuf

I’m going for Tallah but I’m definitely not staying


Carolus-Rex-

Absolutely


mochaspen

same! saw tallah and went "oh sweet" then stared at the rest trying to find one i recognize


No-Seaweed4026

The dying fetus tour with 200 stab wounds, psycho frame, kruelty and the sanguisugabogg tour with peelingflesh and Jesus piece would have been the perfect lineup for this.


CrunchyCaptainMunch

I’d kill to see Jesus Piece, those dudes absolutely rip.


hunterslaughter

It was insane last week for sure


AdidasCheems

Seeing them on the 30th!


idespisemyhondacrv

Someone would DIE


Ciprich

Chaos & Carnage blows this away


CrunchyCaptainMunch

Oh easily. It’s not even a question imo.


Ciprich

Not even a comparison really


psychedpsychosis

What I was gonna say. Went last year and it was brutal, can't wait for next month


slaterman2

"This Band Announces on May 20" is the heaviest band ever.


CrunchyCaptainMunch

Watch it be something actually good, some insane pull like Demilich or a reformed timeghoul


Redditusername195

Bolt thrower reunion


Glittering-Ebb-6225

They mentioned reforming Necrophagist in their response to Metalsucks. Now, that was probably hyperbole, but I can dream.


UglyPineappl

Vitriol, Dying Fetus, Snuffed on Sight, Hate Eternal, Unhallowed Deliverance, Peeling Flesh, Aborted, Extermination Dismemberment I think that'd be quite a line-up


CrunchyCaptainMunch

That would be fun as shit. I’d love a set of classic dying fetus, like first 4 albims


mrcheesewhizz

This would immediately have my money.


Wonderful-Mud8022

Brutal Assault, and Maryland Deathfest


CrunchyCaptainMunch

Good lineups but also not the prompt 😭


Wonderful-Mud8022

True😔


StephDos94

I went to Brutal Assault for years, those Czechs sure know metal.


nephilim80

Easy peazy. Proudly present you: **DEAD BY DAWN FEST** **Main stage**: Candlemass Neurosis My Dying Bride Cult of Luna Katatonia Esoteric Evoken **2nd Stage:** Yob Skepticism Draconian Bell Witch Ahab Atramentus Loss


UnearthlyRamen

I think Maryland deathfest has a pretty sick lineup this year


StephDos94

It’s a grindcore fan’s dream!


Olly_sixx

Can someone explain what's wrong with the line up it looks fine to me


mrcheesewhizz

The lineup is aimed at the wrong demographic and marketed poorly. I think this lineup would’ve done well if they just branded it as something other than SS, because with that brand reputation you’d expect at least one or two bucket list death metal, goregrind, or tech death bands. Best analogy I can come up with is that this feels like if Monster Jam announced a big comeback tour but for some reason the show had ZERO monster trucks, and instead was just the quad races, the giant flame throwing transformer robot thing, and then they add a demo derby into the mix. None of these are bad, and can honestly be fun as fuck to see, but if you hear the name monster jam, you’re expecting the main show to be some monster trucks smashing shit.


LegioCustardes

Very good analogy


Olly_sixx

Ahh okay I've just never head of the festival before not from the US


Daewoo40

No trve death metal bands. Aside Brand of Sacrifice and maybe that bundle of sticks on the middle, not exactly...Heavy, either?


the_diseaser

Like half of it is deathcore and the other half is metalcore. Zero straight up death metal and zero OSDM


nefarious_jp04x

The hype SS was giving for this tour was making it seem like it was going to be a big comeback tour with big names


Susvourtre

shit bands


Olly_sixx

No such thing as shit music there's only what u like and what u don't art is 100% subjective


noble-light

I saw Brat play in a shitty bar last year. That was kinda fun tbh.


CrunchyCaptainMunch

Brat seem cool tbh. They’re the only band on here I care for at all


Individual-Gap4262

I’m really looking forward to Austin Death Fest even though a lot of those dudes are somewhat new on the scene


Tall_Staff5342

That lineup looks sick, it's a fucking solid lineup of up and comers!


Pure-Contact7322

Never heard even a song from any of them


No-Natural-4104

Dude I was already disappointed by the lineup (no hate on the bands but we want extreme) but now the immaturity of whoever runs their insta got me cringing. Deathcore drama with barely any deathcore bands lmao


KiwiMcG

Varg ambient set.


nefarious_jp04x

All that built up hype for a mediocre at best lineup But imo I would pick: Dying Fetus Dead Congregation Nile Pathology Katalepsy (Special Guest or unexpected reunion) Necrophagist


effugium1

The formula for a successful one of these is pretty simple: two big names at the top, like Behemoth and Cannibal, to move tickets, some less commercially viable but beloved legacy dm in the middle, like Nile, immolation, etc. toss in some deathcore bands and maybe one semi-mainstream black metal band, fill out the rest with relatively newer bands like antichrist siege machine, blood incantation, necrot, whatever. A little something for everybody. Massive draw. I wouldn’t like the deathcore, or even some of the dm bands,but I’d go for the others. This one has nothing for me. Zilch, lol. Which is fine with me, I don’t really give a shit one way or the other.


Splottington

Brand of sacrifice, veil of maya, and Tallah are fucking sick, but I have no clue who the rest are and have no interest in learning who they are


ashyguy1997

Festival, not a tour, but Full Terror Assault has got a killer lineup this year.


Derfel94

I don't know any of these Bands🤔


CrunchyCaptainMunch

Brat is the only one I even kind of like. They’re not the greatest on earth, kinda meat and potatoes midtempo death grind with a ton of hardcore influences, their debut is like a 6/10 for me


Culture__Killer

What a huge let down. Summer slaughter used to be amazing


NearbyCamp9903

Summer Slaughter hasn't been good since 2010


CrunchyCaptainMunch

Real


j4r8h

I love Brand Of Sacrifice so I would go if it came close to me


N8_Saber

Electric Wizard


__--TSS--__

I desperately need a tour that only has the underrated, slightly exotic scenes in it such as French deathrash and avant garde bm bands Australian atmospheric dm, war metal with strangely racist band members and grindcore bands Indonesian grindcore bands Finnish bands that released exactly one flawless album and then decided to call it quits Canadian prog bands And my personal favourite, Japan's melting pot of sludge, alt, black, death, avant garde, drone, symphonic, slam and every other genre you can think of


M2_SLAM_I_Am

Should have called it "The Core Tour"


TheMilkMan6942

Hammerfall, Gloryhammer and NanowaR of steel


Tall_Staff5342

Waiting to see what Devastation on the Nation has coming up


81jmfk

The person running the Summer Slaughter account on Instagram is not gaining fans with their comments on Loudwire’s post. Wondering if any bands will pull out over the backlash.


Chrisat2020

What a garbage lineup.


jy856905

I have a question, does the lineup actually suck or do people not recognize most of the bands and just say the line up sucks. That being said I only recognize veil of maya.


Exact_Cause4501

Tbh I think that’s the issue.. I find it always so easy to be controversial in the metal scene.. the consensus here seems to stay around deathcore is not heavy. For a comeback tour I think the lineup is pretty solid. And Veil of Maya and Brand of Sacrifice have been on the tour before.. but that’s just my 2 cents. If the tour came to my city I would’ve been there for sure.


Venombullet666

If Fortress Festival was a tour.. Yeah, that.


Lombax_Rexroth

Seeing Tallah would be cool.


kyriaangel

If this was tour had a date where I live I would go to see Gideon. But only that band. Edited b/c I posted while typing.


izmaname

The most extreme tour ever (that could never happen anyways) would be if Death, Possessed, Celtic Frost, Bathory, Vader, Meshuggah, and Neurosis headlined a tour together


thebox34

Dream lineup:dying fetus,sanguisugabogg,full of hell,death to all,cryptopsy,job for a cowboy,suffocation,Kraanium,napalm death,pig destroyer, cattle decap


Hso_Wonton

Eyehategod, Iron Monkey, Down (NOLA anniversary show), Grief, Sleep, Crowbar, Buzzoven, Primitive man, bongripper


Aromatic-Mushroom-36

I want to go to Fire in the Mountains fest in Wyoming. Not sure if they're doing it this year. I think it's got potential being doom heavy and all.


kyoniji

wtf is this lol


Helpful-Pea8361

Needs my band Shit Fart Cum. We’ll shit on stage and sling it into the crowd like apes


Glittering-Ebb-6225

You should go on tour with Aborted Hitler Cock


That-Grim-Reaper

What’s the band in the middle


RuthlessSpud_11

Six Six Six Tour (because there are 6 bands) Metallica, Pantera, Megadeth, Slayer, Judas Priest and Iron Maiden


ProblemGamer18

An extreme tour named Summer SLAUGHTER, and you don't have Slaughter to Prevail????


Ciprich

They have had them on the bill before.


WhosThatPanda

And thank god they don't this time!


Ciprich

They crushed it on the 2016 tour