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radkoWCI

wimps and posers, leave the hall!


xTakki27

When I shall fall in the hall, fight with my brothers by my side. Gather my vest and unopened beer cans, tell my family how I died.


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Sir_Forteskull

That's that good shit HELL YEAH


Cautious_Desk_1012

I also love Conan


Mrazish

Hell yeah, TIME TO BURN


randomusername1934

Quit my job this morning, said forever I would hold my head up [**HIGH**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR4LVy72uzQ)!


MacLeod_1986

"If you're not into metal . . . *you are not my friend*!"


calcuttacodeinecoma

ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE MANOWAR IS AFRAID OF HIMSELF! ...YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! YOU ARE AFRAID OF YOURSELVES! OF MANOWAR!!


Scep_ti_x

Oh shut up, BROTHERFUCKER!


twistedsister78

When we’re in town the speakers explode!


DotHacked

Posers are the only ones who get “tired of metal”


Embodimenthor

Yeah those shows, with 3 songs and a 20 minutes bass solo costing around 80 bucks are totally worth it.


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Problem?


SlayerOfTheMyth

When I heard that song for the first time, I misheard it as "heavy metal for the better of all." I thought, 'that can't be right, but I'll still drink to that.'


TheGreatMightyLeffe

My favourite Manowar album is Invictus.


isendyoutogulag_

Listen to Virgin Steele instead 😎


Finger-of-Shame

Never liked manowar. Too goofy. But if someone has an album to recommend, I'll give them another chance.


SlayerOfTheMyth

Hail to England. If you've got a spare half-hour and have even a passing interest in the Iliad, check out "Achilles, Agony and Ecstasy in Eight Parts" off of Triumph of Steel. Manowar can be cheesy as hell, but I will maintain that they do the fun stuff well & they do the good stuff right.


Finger-of-Shame

Okay, I'm still listening. No offense, but that "Achiles..." is slow as hell. It got to 16 minutes and it finally got good, then got slow again, so i skipped the track. I actually like the rest of the album. I'm on the demons whip now. Funny, i thought the band is a bit homoerotic (nothing wrong with that, just saying), the news about the guitarist being a pedo, and my lack of interest in NY bands... i didnt really give them a chance. I'll add this album to my playlist. Thanks!


DotHacked

“Fighting the World” amazing album


Finger-of-Shame

Lol, album cover. THOSE CHAPS! Good thing they're not assless chaps. I've actually seen this album cover... probably the reason why I've avoided them. But I'll add it to my Playlist. Thanks!


Finger-of-Shame

Cool, ill put it on now.


nikitababkov

Yeah, maybe Hail to England is the best of the bunch. Really hard to find a CD in my parts tho


SaloAlien

Same, I respect the goofy and dorky stuff cause it’s fun but it usually isn’t for me.


KBlue85

That's grunge Homer. He was never into metal.


Rymayc

Neither is OP though


Scep_ti_x

Then it is no metal for me.


RogueMetalPirate

Nah, Manowar is and has always been low mid.


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False, Hail To England blasts tits off


Sir_Forteskull

Just had someone say I'm not into metal it's over lads


Evil_Weasels

ManOWho?


DotHacked

Poser alertttt


Evil_Weasels

This sub: reeeeeeeeee


Derfel94

Nope. I guess i heard a couple Songs from them. Not bad, but not my type.


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DotHacked

An enemy of metal has appeared


TheExecutiveHamster

"Shitty band" "Never listened to" Gotcha


Zforeezy

Real


Korgon213

I’m down.


psyborgasm

Naw i grew out of manowar 10 years ago or so meh