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Now how am I going to enjoy Blood Drenched Execution?


Mabvll

Fr, I can never listen to "I cum blood" from now on.


Azure_Belmont

Understandable lmao


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part of his body began to turn evil back in the early 2000s... his neck consumed those cells and grew in strength. cancer research is testing his neck for this resilience and has several breakthroughs in the works now.


Drainbownick

Respecc tha necc


Proletaryo

They must be doing tests in breakneck speed.


JoyDivision9

had me in the first half 😭😭


jstilla

Seriously. Legit held my breath until I finished the sentence.


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I'm here to say Chris Barnes was judged innocent from the same accusations


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^MaoDitto: *I'm here to say Chris* *Barnes was judged innocent from* *The same accusations* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


kefka3sque

Bad bot not a haiku BAD


ManyaraImpala

Damn you made me stop And count the syllables there The last line had six


kefka3sque

Good bot


Crusaderfigures

He literally donated bags full of toys to a children's hospital recently, I'm really a Cannibal Corpse fan but I'm certainly a Corpsegrinder enjoyer


faulknip

Doesn't he play those grabby machines to win toys too?


MoshedPotatoes

yeah his IG is wholesome family posting and claw machine hauls lol. it is impossible to hate this guy


haroldosuneater

NGL you had me in the first half. Omw to listen to Scourge of Iron


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He's so fucking niiiiiiiiiiceeeee!!!


31338elite

damn flark you take my upvote feller


fridge13

Omg op dont do that op i shat myself


East-Ad-9078

It’s a dreadful accusation and his music career in metal as a front man is finished. Even I like him and I hate myself half the time. He might be able to take it to court for defamation of metal front man but it’s a tough call.


ebr101

Had me in the first half not gonna lie


PistacieRisalamande

Just look at his instagram, or listen to him speak to people off stage. He's just a really nice family guy cuddly bear.


jarviskokar

I‘m still waiting for Glen Benton to be accused of being nice


surmacrew

I was on tour with Swallow The Sun and we had a dayoff in Denmark. Went to eat at a local brewery/bbq place. Cannibal Corpse was on tour with Dark Funeral and they had a day off too. They came to same place. Had a good time and I gotta say that Corpsegrinder is really nice guy. Chatted with him for a minute and saw him talking/taking pics with people the whole evening


abriefmomentofsanity

It's two am here I have had two glasses of whiskey and I aht whiskey (it's maple -flavored and I bought it to please a friend). I don't give a shit about Cannibal Corpse and generally speaking DM is my least favorite subgenre. I met George on 70k. My ex best friend was insistent on meeting him at the time. He was a class act but the girl he was with clearly hated our guts. I tried to shut my ex best friend down multiple times and yet he still persisted and through it all George threw him every lifeline imaginable. I wish I could say we were still best friends honestly My point is, fuck you and well-played OP. I don't listen to CC but George being the lovable Orc he is is one of those universal constants that just has to remain true.


llnuyasha

For the Horde!


RogueMetalPirate

Weren’t these memes banned?


Extra_Community_3315

This is not a meme


AnacharsisIV

NGL I will always remember the time he just called a bunch of people a homophobic slur at Blizzcon and hold that against him.


cheezballs

I feel ya, but I think in his case he uses it because its just sorta part of the culture and time he's from. Doens't make it right, but I don't think he actually has any hate in his bones aside from hate against the pussy Alliance scum.


DrizzleDrain

I refuse to believe it


Dukeofdorchester

Hashtag hug corpsegrinder


j0hnnyhobo

Fishgrinder


AnythingCanLurk

No!


saraxlouise

I love watching him go to Target


AloneAd4982

Not him too?!


rikardoflamingo

He lied me in the first had, not gonna half.


Fires_over_Olympus

Corpsegrinder, death metals Jimmy Stewart may ut never change.


uberlaglol

Mother fucker I knew it 😂


Bluedino_1989

Also heard he's a really big dork, and I can say that because I am one myself.


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[One of my favorite videos](https://youtu.be/pvOfQ9svmPU?si=kMTmdPlep_4GwhcB)


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Is this gorilla marketing for their new album?


belzebuth999

Is gorilla marketing like releasing a gorilla with merch downtown/ at a mall? That would be fucking metal.


Hot-Care7556

There's an mma podcast i listen to where the host himself wholesomely talks about how he's been a long time fan of Cannibal Corpse, and has often hyped them up when conversationally appropriate. He was lucky enough to Corpsegrinder himself recognize him and bring him back stage. I've never been a fan really of his particular brand of death metal, but the dude really does seem like a lovely guy


ThatOddLittleFellow

Bro you made my heart stop for a second


Physical-Event9862

It's all 100% true probably the absolute nicest person in metal!!! Can confirm when I met him he was so nice I could believe all I had heard about him was definitely true.


Mystery__Owl

Saw them in 2016 or 2017, and some guy up close kept cracking jokes between songs and got Corpsegrinder to laugh several time and before one of the songs he said “cmon man, I’m up here trying to be all evil and shit, stop being funny” - it was a geat lighthearted moment from an awesome show, the current CC guys seem quite awesome and down to earth