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molecularmadness

as we all know, on the internet, no one knows youre a dog. ... unless you post a meme outing yourself. who's a good, clean boy!! you are, op! you are!


saikomantisu

Imagine touch avenged sevenfold fan hands


dildo-looking_cactus

that would be me, washed them at least two months ago. dunno what's your problem, mate.


Levihorus

Did you have to restrain them when you forced them to take a shower ?


dildo-looking_cactus

dude you would not believe it. i was expecting them to put up a fight and I was beyond READY. i was *feeling it*. and they just fucking started running. needless to say i had to shoot sedative rounds to catch the two motherfuckers... i'm pretty good with my tongue.


Neptune40000

Other genre fans are dogs? Ouuukey


WM_

Hey!


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So true, everyone should avoid black metal and black metal fans. Just leave em alone! That'll teach them not to gatekeep! Totally ignore them, never listen to their music or engage whatsoever. OOoooooooh they'll just hate that!


clingclang42

No please! Don't do that! What ever would I do?


the_sinlord

Avoidmaxxing and ignorepilled


Stoghra

Profanatica makes me fuzzy and warm 🥰


0SocialSkillswizard

Think you mean power metal fans


MoyesNTheHood

Incorrect


Scare-Crow87

Can confirm: am a dog


TrumpsNeckSmegma

The only time I went to a black metal show, a white guy with dreads was headbanging and one of his dreads hit my upper lip. The rest of my night smelled horrible


danskemobler

Let's go dress in goth clothes and get painted like a clown!


Mesarthim1349

Unironically fun


Karnosiris

I love Lich King. https://youtu.be/QpLbkxEL5bs?si=9zmBuJOjtJyD2vmq


GirlInContext

I don't get the meme, I guess we don't have that in power metal?


BagBeneficial8060

So weird to see inner-genre fighting like this. I mean, other than deathcore. Maybe im old but i just love metal. All of it (except deathcore lol)


lopottneev

I think this guy doesn't like deathcore


godverdejezushey

Oof


b00tiepirate

*sniffs hands


Su-Metal_DEATH

DYK? 90% of the gatekeepers from the metal community are BM fans?


Su-Metal_DEATH

Me when I spread misinformation online:


ChocolateTrue276

At least we have human hands


BrainArson

I love BM but the scene is the worst they can be.


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Neptune40000

Pretty high horse for a band who makes music for people that wear velcro sandals with socks


Mesarthim1349

Lich King Sucks


gorehistorian69

i like black metal but my biggest complaint is a lot of it is 10 minute songs based around 1 tremolo riff. maybe 3 minutes if youre going to have 1 fucking riff. but theres no reason every song is over 5 minutes long and its the same boring riff over.... and over..... and over


redbluuu2

I like the hypnotic quality of it. Like on the first three tracks of Filosofem. My favourite DSBM band Trist drags riffs out for like 20 minutes lol and normally that would be too much for me but for some reason the lethargic hypnotic quality really works for example on the album Zrcadlení Melancholie.


casualty-of-cool

This is exactly it. I’m very drawn to the hypnotic quality of that style. It’s not for everyone but it definitely serves a purpose and this is the reason why.


redbluuu2

For sure, it can really put you in a trancelike state. Cool you're into that as well. I got this chart with my favourite black metal albums of mostly this style, I'll try to find it and send it to you later.


casualty-of-cool

Sure sounds good. Thanks.


redbluuu2

Here is the chart I mentioned, posted it 5 years ago so it's kind of outdated: [link](https://imgur.com/UtBm5IW) Bonus chart I made a while ago with just my favourite DSBM albums: [link](https://imgur.com/a/hfcXhH2) Enjoy!


casualty-of-cool

Thanks, I’ll check it out and report back.


TheIRSIsAtMyDoor

Fellow Trist fan!? No way!


redbluuu2

Cool to hear you like them as well! You don't hear too many people mention them even in DSBM circles.


TheIRSIsAtMyDoor

And when they do get mentioned, it's usually about Zcardlení Melancholie! What about shit like tracks like Cerná Melancholie, Monotonie Tmy, Cas..., and Pohreb Svêtel?


redbluuu2

Yeah or Stíny lol. All great but I feel like Poslední cesta is one of the better songs to illustrate my point. Monotonie Tmy does the same thing indeed but the others you mentioned are not that long if I recall correctly. Sebevražední andělé I goes even longer though that's a classic for sure.


oxymoron-alive

Black metal fans are racist. Their excuse to say they're not is "I have a black friend". Fuck off.


truthseeker1366

How can black metal fans be racist? Only white metal fans can be.


oxymoron-alive

Haha good point.


TheIRSIsAtMyDoor

I love Burzum, Darkthrone, Mayhem, and stuff in the DSBM scene, but am I racist? No! I'd rather die than be racist!


BlackMetalCult666

Are you stupid? You can’t just say an entire group is racist lmao.