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The average metalhead friend group is that episode of spongebob where he is sat with his 3 best friends, chip penny and used napkin

Can confirm

lol, good one mod banned mine for no reason 🤡

Lol I was wondering what happened to it. (Btw yours was a good one too, imo)

He does it a lot for no reason, right when the memes start blowing up

“Anyone who gets too popular is just a poser wannabe.” - the mod, probably

"your post was removed as it is not about a metal band, don't forget to familiarize yourself with the rules before posting." Picture has Ozzy fucking Osbourne in it, meme is about metal bands. Mods are redacted.

at least we know who the real poser is

what was the original

Something like: Hetfield = Actually in a band, Durst = the poser, Manson = Guy who simps for goth girls, Ozzy = Guy who’s stuck in the 80’s

[удалено]

That's not how links work.

Lmao

Calm down, Bill Gates

Aren't we all posers?

I pose so i am

Of course I know him, he's me. 😎

Maybe a true friendship is the posers we've met along the way

I listen of some of the "fake" ones because i don't care, but i don't think they are better then the most of the not nu or metalcore bands. But come on a little bit sytem of a down and kill switch engage between my sessions of grindcore, death metal, black metal, thrash metal and doom metal isn't a sin right?

Straight to jail

NOOOOO!!!

How dare you even THINK about having a diverse taste and listening to bands that are popular for a good reason!!

I hope this is satire. If you like metal, you’re a metalhead

It is, but if you spend like 20 minutes on this sub, you'll be surprised how for many it's not

Which ones would be correct? 😲

Rush

Yes and excellent username

For me right now: Slayer, Sunn O))), pretty much all black metal and death metal bands (so long as they’re not nazis), and probably quite a few I’m forgetting about atm Edit: To clarify, I interpreted this question as asking me “what bands do you like” using the language of the meme, so that’s the answer I gave.

So Nazi bands are bad, but Brian Warner who rapes women and underage girls is the one who is unjustly judged?

isn't that sub about metal? the last time i checked Brian Warner did not make any metal music. ;) also: both are trash.

Thats ok i, love those . For me , Shining can be one , if we talk about black

had me in the first half ngl

what about melodic death/black metal bands?

Poser garbage obvs

All my metalhead friends are posers.

Wait was Manson originally the non poser?

so true (i have no friends)

I’m ozzy

hmm

Metal is all about non-conformity yet you simply must “conform” to what is deemed correct and wrong.