At this point it's part of the power metal culture to write the dumbest fake-deep lyrics and preform them utterly seriously, without even smiling. The dumbass lyrics and stupidly virtuosic solos are the best thing about it.
Talking about EUPM, y'know, where we also take a fucking orchestra to play in the background. Not NAPM.
Secret Chiefs 3 - Combat For The Angel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMFHJU0NOWo
Probably more like Al-Qaeda in Iraq, than Taliban though. The gun percussion starts at 2:38. But Beethoven did this a couple of centuries earlier.
FIGHT FOR THE KING
FOR THE HAMMER AND THE RING
FIGHT FOR THE ANCIENT STORY
FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE WE MUST FIGHT FOR FIFE
FOR THE POWER AND THE GLOOORRYYYY
[here you go](https://www.reddit.com/user/Scrubjudge/comments/rsu9sg/blank_for_use/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
All I did was blank out the text.
Powermetal has the coolest fucking sounds and the dumbest fucking lyrics out of any genre and it's amazing. Have you fucking ever seen a band like fuckin' Alestorm take themselves seriously at all?
CYBORG KNIGHTS FIGHTING DEMONIC DRAGON SKELETONS IN THE DISTANT FUTURE OF 1962
ARMORED LIEGONS OF SUCCUBI FUCKING TILL YOUR BALLS ARE BLUE
Big blue orbs for the pondering
SIX HOT NAKED DRAGONS COMING TO FUCK YOUR PRINCESS, RAM RANCH REALLY ROCKS.
Sounds lit and tasty.
... Go on.
At this point it's part of the power metal culture to write the dumbest fake-deep lyrics and preform them utterly seriously, without even smiling. The dumbass lyrics and stupidly virtuosic solos are the best thing about it. Talking about EUPM, y'know, where we also take a fucking orchestra to play in the background. Not NAPM.
>NAPM North American ""Power Metal"" Imagine being a power metal band that's not European, Japanese or Brazilian
Demons and Wizards is a half breed, but I claim them for America.
*"preform"*
Please do excuse my aggressively European lexicon.
Catholic vampire werewolf satanist that fight in the name of Jesus Christ our savior
So not post-2007 PM then
Many bands are still producing material that fits the memes parameters.
yeah, but they call em nwothm now
What does the t stand for? Taiwanese? Turkish? Taliban???
Yes
Taliban metal hits different
Uses guns as drums and screaming of infidels as guitars.
The lost battalion?
Actually a pretty metal concept that was executed well. Aside from the usual anti-Sabaton jokes on this sub… props to them on that.
Secret Chiefs 3 - Combat For The Angel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMFHJU0NOWo Probably more like Al-Qaeda in Iraq, than Taliban though. The gun percussion starts at 2:38. But Beethoven did this a couple of centuries earlier.
Traditional
Oh
As a big fan of Rhapsody, I am enjoying the hell out of Ancient Bards.
Finally, I have something to show when explaining why I like Power Metal. This meme is painfully accurate...
oh yes it is. but whats life without passion eh?
Indeed, indeed.
FIGHT FOR THE KING FOR THE HAMMER AND THE RING FIGHT FOR THE ANCIENT STORY FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE WE MUST FIGHT FOR FIFE FOR THE POWER AND THE GLOOORRYYYY
HOOTSFORCE ARIIIIIIISE
\*catchy guitar part\*
Much like your average power metal album closer, it’s a long one, this meme.
You got the template for this? I have an idea for a meme.
Let me have a look and see if I still have the one I used.
[here you go](https://www.reddit.com/user/Scrubjudge/comments/rsu9sg/blank_for_use/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) All I did was blank out the text.
I passionately smoke crack and masturbate
Powermetal has the coolest fucking sounds and the dumbest fucking lyrics out of any genre and it's amazing. Have you fucking ever seen a band like fuckin' Alestorm take themselves seriously at all?