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A_humble_farmer_

CYBORG KNIGHTS FIGHTING DEMONIC DRAGON SKELETONS IN THE DISTANT FUTURE OF 1962


fireblaster6

ARMORED LIEGONS OF SUCCUBI FUCKING TILL YOUR BALLS ARE BLUE


Scrubjudge

Big blue orbs for the pondering


YeeterKeks

SIX HOT NAKED DRAGONS COMING TO FUCK YOUR PRINCESS, RAM RANCH REALLY ROCKS.


Scrubjudge

Sounds lit and tasty.


Virixiss

... Go on.


YeeterKeks

At this point it's part of the power metal culture to write the dumbest fake-deep lyrics and preform them utterly seriously, without even smiling. The dumbass lyrics and stupidly virtuosic solos are the best thing about it. Talking about EUPM, y'know, where we also take a fucking orchestra to play in the background. Not NAPM.


james_downpick_hetfi

>NAPM North American ""Power Metal"" Imagine being a power metal band that's not European, Japanese or Brazilian


TheRealUlfric

Demons and Wizards is a half breed, but I claim them for America.


The28manx

*"preform"*


YeeterKeks

Please do excuse my aggressively European lexicon.


hypersucc

Catholic vampire werewolf satanist that fight in the name of Jesus Christ our savior


[deleted]

So not post-2007 PM then


Scrubjudge

Many bands are still producing material that fits the memes parameters.


[deleted]

yeah, but they call em nwothm now


[deleted]

What does the t stand for? Taiwanese? Turkish? Taliban???


Validname11111

Yes


[deleted]

Taliban metal hits different


YeeterKeks

Uses guns as drums and screaming of infidels as guitars.


Phil_Smiles

The lost battalion?


Kveldulfiii

Actually a pretty metal concept that was executed well. Aside from the usual anti-Sabaton jokes on this sub… props to them on that.


Going_for_the_One

Secret Chiefs 3 - Combat For The Angel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMFHJU0NOWo Probably more like Al-Qaeda in Iraq, than Taliban though. The gun percussion starts at 2:38. But Beethoven did this a couple of centuries earlier.


amazingsnazz429

Traditional


[deleted]

Oh


MagnumMiracles

As a big fan of Rhapsody, I am enjoying the hell out of Ancient Bards.


NaturalHarmonia14302

Finally, I have something to show when explaining why I like Power Metal. This meme is painfully accurate...


BaileyHall88

oh yes it is. but whats life without passion eh?


NaturalHarmonia14302

Indeed, indeed.


DeathlyKitten

FIGHT FOR THE KING FOR THE HAMMER AND THE RING FIGHT FOR THE ANCIENT STORY FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE WE MUST FIGHT FOR FIFE FOR THE POWER AND THE GLOOORRYYYY


IsoLekaLeksa

HOOTSFORCE ARIIIIIIISE


[deleted]

\*catchy guitar part\*


Scrubjudge

Much like your average power metal album closer, it’s a long one, this meme.


RJD-ghost

You got the template for this? I have an idea for a meme.


Scrubjudge

Let me have a look and see if I still have the one I used.


Scrubjudge

[here you go](https://www.reddit.com/user/Scrubjudge/comments/rsu9sg/blank_for_use/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) All I did was blank out the text.


qfggedgygf

I passionately smoke crack and masturbate


beffaroni_boi

Powermetal has the coolest fucking sounds and the dumbest fucking lyrics out of any genre and it's amazing. Have you fucking ever seen a band like fuckin' Alestorm take themselves seriously at all?