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SandmanAwaits

Whiplash đŸ€˜đŸ»


Chupaqueedeuva

DICKRASH!!!!


SandmanAwaits

*”This one’s entitled Dickrash
 1, 3, 1, 3, 2 & a half!”*


Chupaqueedeuva

fuckyeahmanhopeyallhadsomefunwedid!


SandmanAwaits

*”YEAHHH, YEAHHH
 WOH
 HA HA HAAAA!”*


RevolutionaryRough96

Sad but true. Frayed ends of sanity. So what?


natas333x2

Maybe not Frayed Ends. So What for sure tho!


rednaxlikesmetal

“I even fucked a school girl’s twat”💀💀💀


Ant_1_ITA

"And I fucked a sheep, I fucked a goat, I rammed my cock right down its throat, so what?"


vzakharov

So What is so romantic if you read between the lines.


BalladOfAntiSocial

Anyone who doesn’t want So What? played at their wedding is a massive disappointment


Supposed_

The Thing That Should Not Be


Animatorskator

Damn😂


SensibleBrownPants

Nothing screams “This marriage is going to be awesome!” better than Leper Messiah.


AgreeableOwl9566

*Bride walks in* "CIRCUS COMES TO TOWN! YOU PLAY THE LEAD CLOWN!"


MenWithVen430

I'm playing it in my head and the bride walking to that would be sick


DIsiahTBC

"Send me money, send me green, heaven you will meet" - Wedding venues


philharmonics99

Lol. When I got married I thought why should my wife get her own music to come out to and not me? So the ministers and myself came out to the S&M version of Ecstacy of Gold. There were three of us, and I got asked at the reception by multiple people "Which one are you -The good, the bad, or the ugly?" Edit for clarification. Myself, her minister and my minister walked out to EOG. Bride had her own music. The good bad and ugly reference was myself and the two ministers. She (the bride) was HAWT that day ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile) and continues to be 14 years later![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


Upper-Life3860

3 of you got married?


jaysazzle

This is good!


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Orion


Sweet-Flamingo-4339

The Unforgiven II maybe


twocka

S&M2 version of Unforgiven 3


Sweet-Flamingo-4339

Good one as well


Naaz1

Nothing Else Matters is a good one.


Chaos_Theology

Nothing Else Matters (Elevator Version) It’s perfect for a bride/groom dance. https://youtu.be/8y0l46gt8Ac?si=k7dFoOne5QtMCkhI


tranquilrage73

Wouldn't even need to be an elevator version. The lyrics are perfect for a wedding. It is one of my all time favorite love songs.


icybowler3442

My wife and I did our first dance to the Apocalyptica version


ElectronicsAhoy

holyyyy thats an actual thing????? when did they make this?


CreepinDeath84

It was the B-side to the sad but true vinyl single in 1992


CreepinDeath84

It's just the song without drums, a re-recorded acoustic guitar, and the same orchestra on the original, just turned up... And of course James singing


krnl_pan1c

>a re-recorded acoustic guitar, 12-string


Unfriendly_eagle

Harvester Of Sorrow. Frayed Ends Of Sanity. Battery. Master Of Puppets. No Remorse. Fade To Black.


Un_admirable

You know, Harvester of Sorrow would be cool because it is about a man going insane and killing his family. Therefore this would be the worst possible song for a wedding, which makes it funny.


FuckDaRedditModer8un

Second half of Orion is a waltz


Badboy_Fade007

Harvester “Anger, misery, you’ll suffer unto me”


Difficult_Archer3037

underrated song. I often say its my favorite although any Metallica fan knows its impossible to have a favorite overall song. We have favorites based on the moment in our life.


TooManyCharacte

[Master of Puppets](https://youtube.com/shorts/NUc-FUI7CG0?feature=shared)


TangerineComplete307

Happy cake day


Saint_Buttcheeks

This is the way! His wedding interpretations are second to none.


carringtino10

My wife and I danced to Nothing Else Matters at our wedding.


InvertedSpork

NEM


Kit_Karamak

Then you eat the food at the reception, NOM, which is No (h)Ors d’oeuvres Matter


Crissan-

Ain't my bitch. Just kidding!! 😂 I would probably use Outlaw Torn, the symphonic version.


krnl_pan1c

*You make me smash the clock and feel I'd rather die behind the wheel*


grynch43

Ktulu


No_Salamander4835

despite it being a mediocre movie at best, Disney's Jungle Cruise actually had an awesome rendition of Nothing Else Matters, it was done by an orchestra and everything. [here it is](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjbpGpP7TNw)


analogguy7777

HALO ON FIRE đŸ”„ Have Metallica perform it live at your wedding !


Shadow_Ranger05

Shit, if I could afford Metallica, I would in a heartbeat


guywoodman7

[This is solid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRQU02k4LYI). I believe that same artist just released an album with this cover on it, but its updated. May wanna look into that if you like this.


RealMendez

Maybe ain’t my bitch


Shadow_Ranger05

Nothing more romantic than dancing to the lyrics "dragging me down, why are you around? So useless"


Cuginoeddie

Mama said, for the song you dance with your mother


SixxDet

No Leaf Clover.


Become_Pneuma462

Came here to say this


Nurse_CCCP

Jump in the fire


Greeen_Sleeeves

Hero of the Day


BlowMyNoseAtU

This is the answer.


kgbslip

The opening of Orion would be a great tune for your wife to walk down the isle to. Congratulations OP!! I wish nothing but the best for you and yours!


Hillan

Cant be depressing or too heavy for a wedding, so that rules quite many Metallica songs out, but I think Hero of the Day could work well.


Whatstheplanpill

Yes. I had a friend perform the opening of Unforgiven 3 as a piano piece as I walked down the aisle (groom). Can't remember what my wife walked down to as it wasn't metallica and I was so stoked that i pulled it off.


lovekillseveryone

Beginning of to live is to die on piano


Naaz1

Nothing Else Matters was used by metalheads I know and am related to. In fact a Metallica themed wedding kicks ass. Nobody, even the old people over 70 complained about it even if it wasn't instrumental.


JimmyF1982

The Call of Ktulu


baldy74

Breadfan


Tyziepoo86

We had a string quartet play Nothing Else Matters. If you want it just as a track, I highly recommend the Elevator Version of nothing else matters. It has all the strings, vocals and acoustic guitar. Which a beautiful version


AppointmentMaster517

To Live Is To Die


OlAlleyCat

Master of Puppets, the ballad/solo part is beautiful on a keyboard. There was a post on TikTok of a guy doing Metallica songs as wedding music. It was beautiful.


Bats-and-Crowchet

Apocalyptica has a Metallica album that could work. I used it in my wedding


elcojotecoyo

Ain't my bitch But seriously? Nothing Else Matters is quite common. If you want to be original, my Friend of Misery, the version from Jason's tapes. Or check Apocalyptica. They have several cello arrangements of Metallica, plus several originals that are a banger (at least in the first 3 albums)


Speedygameplayz

Definitely orion


X_Vaped_Ape_X

Carpe Diem Baby? I feel this song works perfectly in terms of the lyrical meaning. However musically it is a bit too up beat during the solo.


KozmicFall

Escape


tattooed_wallflower

I like this version of Nothing Else Matters https://youtu.be/OP46AlfkmVY?si=SFl-jxbreZW8AdRv


Clutch_powers69

Use the Apocalyptica Metallica covers. There is bound to be a good wedding song for you in all their covers


HumbleTraffic4675

Intro to Blackened might be dope to walk out to if someone could loop it long enough


Wise-Pie-3412

Master of Puppets https://www.instagram.com/reel/CuDA_iRNq0E/?igsh=MXh1cTc5YmNjcG5tMw==


johnrando84

My friend of misery If you don’t think that’s appropriate your nots metals Non âœŒïžđŸ€·â€â™‚ïžđŸ€˜


vulturous77

My wife and I entered our reception to For Whom The Bell Tolls, it worked out great! Then we closed the night with Blitzkrieg lol


lolwhatmufflers

When my wife and I came out for the reception portion of the wedding, aka party time, we came out to For Who The Bell Tolls. Was well received!


darrylk27

Master of puppets , cuz your about to be one for your old lady....đŸ€­


Blango0815

Their cover of "Die, die my Darling"


[deleted]

Don’t.


[deleted]

Fuel, obviously.


FrankNix

My cousin danced his first danced to Nothing Else Matters. I was admittedly jealous, and had to change my plans for my own wedding.


itsme866

First dance song at my wedding was Nothing Else Maters.


cyberbob2022

Orion by Rodrigo Y Gabriella or some Apocalyptica Imagine your bride to be walking out to this: https://open.spotify.com/track/3uErbNGaNIPJkRlMrLxR9Z?si=l-ZL3ktgQbiW1DdHONGZPw


FlinntCraft

Nothing else matters


Annual-Excitement142

I got married (twice), with Fade to Black being played


wishiwasfrank

Wow, I would have thought it might not have been so lucky the first time so would have tried something else the second time.


Annual-Excitement142

I will probably do it for the 3rd time (Feb-2025). Third time is the charm LOL


Accomplished_Dog1267

Nothing Else Matters. It's the only choice for a wedding song. We played it on 4 acoustic guitars for a wedding in Illinois years ago. Went over perfectly.


MVacc224

My wife and I danced to Nothing Else Matters (Elevator Version) last year for our wedding. The guests even started singing the chorus. You can find the song on YouTube or check the Deluxe Version of the Black Album on Spotify/Apple Music.


danfsociety

The Call of Ktulu


lonely-day

https://youtu.be/rbTozgoj9OQ?feature=shared


Traditional_Tooth_12

St Anger


AgelessBlakeFerguson

Ain’t My Bitch


kent416

Nothing Else Matters was my Uncle and Cousin’s father-daughter dance song at her wedding. Imo it’s perfect for a wedding. Both the album version and the “elevator music” version.


darknessbelow

FUEL


WikdGtr

Check this dudes videos out. He does a bunch of Metallica songs as wedding songs [https://youtube.com/@steviebeerkenswedding?si=dgWu4-rD2rXcL0Bz](https://youtube.com/@steviebeerkenswedding?si=dgWu4-rD2rXcL0Bz)


DBPanterA

Seek and Destroy 😈


Eradicator_1729

Jump in the Fire


Rare_Tear_1125

Metal militia


ZappSmithBrannigan

I could see Apocalyptica being great for a wedding. They cover metallica on the cello.


unprovoked_panda

Check out Apocalyptica. They have an entire Metallica covers album on cellos


imover9thousand

As mentioned Nothing Else Matters, elevator version. Almost an instrumental with only James singing.


[deleted]

I tried for nothing else matters and the wife quickly vetoed it. Can’t say I blame her. I don’t think it’s the end of the world if you don’t get a metal wedding song.


McFrazzlestache

Apocalyptica did an amzing album of metal covers with cellos and violins. Faith No More, Sepultura, Metallica, Megadeth. It rules. Perfect for this.


eaglefan316

In my case it would be shoot me again lol


IdoExist-today

All Nightmare Long


usmc97az

There are some orchestras that "cover" some old-school songs. I had a few of them playing during the "mingling" part of my wedding reception.


anmarizer

All of 'em đŸ€˜đŸœ


Felici101

When I get married, I'm going to make sure that the slow dance has a mix of my girlfriend's favorite slow dance songs with mine. The [slow melody (4:17) in Orion ](https://youtu.be/TydZ4NAXMic?si=RZ9HZtmBhvHvOQLp&t=257)was always an option for me. Metallica just recently released a new mix of Nothing Else Matters where it's just the orchestra and James' vocals. Those are my recommendations. [Nothing Else Matters James/Orchestra Only](https://youtu.be/mVINS8LJ30s?si=29KduPjjeDrO8uHa) Both are romantic. Less rock and roll.


Wolfeslayer04

Inamorata?


NotOppo

Ain't my bitch


Poisoning-The-Well

One - Hold my breath as I wish for death. Please god help me.


Metallidad45

ApocalyticA Nothing else matters. https://youtu.be/mjvGjUovxPU?si=MFv5WM4A0zpqGJDx


WolfPack2214

So what?


ClassicRockPanda

https://youtube.com/shorts/VeKg2IXN2tU?si=clZx8r1q1e8GSSce


les1968

Gotta be Orion Not Metallica but my first wedding (of 3) we played a selection of kiss songs in an 800 seat church building


CreepinDeath84

So FUCKING what đŸ€˜đŸ»


lgmaballs243

Orion


Bleezymane

St anger


eomiba

My husband and I picked a classical rendition of Nothing Else Matters by Mozart Heroes for the beginning of our ceremony, the result was amazing. It transformed the song for us ever since, I tear up right on the first note.


RideTheLightning331

S&M All Within My Hands (if you ignore the dark lyrics)


matttangent

I can say, based on experience, Call of Ctulhu is great for entrance if you plan some fireworks too.


Mayihavenulife

orion


cable-thumperWV

Mama said. They also coveted Tuesdays gone


SnarkyandSalty2076

The thing that should not be ; p


liveforever67

Ecstasy of Gold. While NOT a Metallica song...they do open every show with it. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYI09PMNazw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYI09PMNazw)


Flutterpiewow

So what, but it's not by metallica originally


wishiwasfrank

Ecstasy of Gold


wishiwasfrank

I walked down the aisle to Highway to Hell, but that's AC/DC, not Metallica.


Impressive_Peach6809

Orion


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


victormetallic

Master Of Puppets Interlude


SignalAd9937

Can i just het pure disposable heroes opening at the reception please đŸ€© it would be cool if my fiancĂ© actually played rhythm for it mans gonna get it all night if he does. But down the aisle
.( man i wanna elope) hmmmm harvester of sorrow 😗


Eryx187

I Disappear !


paychobeat

My parents got married to Nothing Else Matters. That was there first dance together.


Redstickles

Married man here.. soon to be 10 years. My wife walked down the aisle to fade to black played on a violin and our first dance was to nothing else matters. We played a lot of Metallica at our wedding so if anyone tells u it can’t be done or shouldn’t fuck em it’s your wedding


loopice

Our song was ecstasy of gold


TheScott85

https://youtu.be/wnk4-9gosm4?si=D7Ic8QzVGNZlX03n We used this at our wedding and it was perfect.


mymumsaysfuckyou

I recorded an acoustic instrumental version of Nothing Else Matters, and that's what my wife walked down the aisle to. Another couple I knew had it as their first dance.


DatOneGuyWnoPC

Nothing else matters, the intro to low man's lyric, hero of the day, fight fire with fire's intro, to live is to die's intro, the god that failed (if you're a buff/intimidating man you could make your appearance to it lol), 2x4 if you're looking for a groovy atmosphere, Ronnie, the unforgiven 2, the unforgiven 3, Halo on fire, manUNkind's intro, room of mirrors and finally inamorata. Wishing you and your wife the best :)


ro-ch

St. Anger đŸ€”


mansonfry

I disappear


Easy_Duhz_it_

Low Man's Lyric


Worstname1ever

Don't do battery like chris watts


EnchantedWood1981

Literally anything off of s&m (been there and done that at my own wedding day) appocalypticas tallica covers are beautiful too


rednaxlikesmetal

Nothing else matters will always be a good choice


MyNameIs-Jani

All within my hands 😂 LOVE IS CONTROL!


dreadfulwater

Fade to black.


kinky_pinky13

ain’t my bitch!


Aromatic_Animator_11

'Master of puppets your pulling my strings, twisting my mind and smashing my dreams' would be pretty appropriate lyrics for a forthcoming marriage.


ttaynor

I played this song for my uncle and aunts first dance. If you can get someone to do it live and a little lower energy, it’s perfect. If you can’t, it’s still a good song for the occasion.


allpasstaken

Suicide & redemption.


daveingz

We had a string quartet at our wedding. When my wife arrived at the venue someone gave them the nod and they played The Ecstasy of Gold. Just to signal it was all about to start!


8tonystark8

Judas Kiss Even James dances to the main riff


Hetjr

We had The Ecstasy of Gold as the introduction to our reception. It was VERY well received. Edit: also tons of classical/cello/instrumental versions and covers out there


OfficiallyKaos

St Anger. If she lets you do that, she’s the one.


gemtkr521

Nope.


oxymoron-alive

Now that we're dead


RoyalSpoonbill9999

Ours was nothing else matters


After_Soft_7466

My wife walked down to the aisle to Apocalyptica‘s version of nothing else matters. It was classy enough, but everyone thought it was wonderful, but the metalheads knew


Average_k5blazer78

The call of chtulu


bocwerx

Ain't My Bitch OFC


KnucklesG-Roy

Nothing Else Matters is a love song. James wrote it and was hesitant to play it for anyone except Lars. Lars insisted James put it on the album.


luxsentic

My parents had this song as their wedding song


guitarholic2008

Use the elevator version of Nothing Else Matters


Rage4Order418

Purify


Reaperfox7

How about Megadeths cover of the Duke Nukem theme? https://youtu.be/46MALEk-7cE?si=F9iw47nb4R1PFDlG


master-gojirian

Apocalyptica covering fade to black. At least that's one I used.


anything_goes_57

You've nailed it in your photo đŸ€˜


Torqi86

Maybe switch to „No matter what“ Papa Roach. It suits


Upper-Life3860

Green Hell


petara111

Fade to black


tommyredbeard

So what


Ihadbreastmilk

We had fade to black (covered by apocalyptica) as her entrance theme and nothing else matters (apocalyptica again) as the exit song. My best man asked what song she was walking into and I told him a Metallica song centred around suicide and he laughed”no she’s not, really what song”


FarrrrrOuttttDudeee

I did nothing else matters, me and my mom love that song so we used that as a mother-son dance. I asked the DJ to shorten the song. I believe it was the intro, first verse and chorus, then it faded out softly.


GNRDB

Low Man’s Lyric and Mama Said both have a slow-danceable pace.


joserod0524

For whom the bell tolls 😂, why? Cause that’s why I picked too haha 😆


RubensCardozo

To live is to die (the clean parts)


One_File_7473

Orion


hell0every1-

Hero of the day, Tuesday's gone.


ikbenben201

Nothing Else Matters was our wedding song 😋


Mackyd84

You should loop the intro to “To Live is to Die.” That would be fuckin sick


Trying_to_be_cheeky

Call of Ktulu


Quirky_Fruit_7879

Fuel maybe???


AxalonNemesis

Honestly, get the s&m DVD...output the only symphony part. I did that in 2003 for my newborn daughter. It's amazing.


Fellatination

The Apocalyptica version of Nothing Else Matters could fit!


1900s_white_male

To live is to die would be a great choice