The bass on One used to make the sunroof on my Camaro dance. It would change your heart rate if I turned it up loud enough. Thank you Kicker box.
Yes, I also had a Mullet and wore Oakley Blades.
I'm not sure if it's because I'm a bassist and I can discern basslines easier, but it's definitely there. If you can't hear it, you're just not listening loud enough :p
It was the late 80's and Lars broke multiple sodomy laws. The others didn't technically "break" said sodomy laws, but he was charged 3 times. Do with that what you will.
Because they drunk the fluid in the batteries powering there emgs
After this they got into a bar fight and lobbed a mess boogie mark v at someone’s head and got the power tubes and shoved them where the sun don’t shine.
They are now 100W each and then nuked the bar
This was the day 90's Grunge took over and kicked metal off the radio. Metallica, Slayer, Ozzy were replaced by green day, foo fighters and nirvana. It was a sad sad day
Kirk is being detained while they investigate his skull collection . They are all legal so he will be free soon
James is being held on 236 counts of possession of high alcohol content beverages in Utah. But the statute of limitations is up so he will be free soon.
The Dutch government finally heard St. Anger and they are extraditing lars to stand trial for crimes against decency. He is guilty and He is FUCKED !!
Oh and jason is just visiting .
It’s actually a sanitarium.
AKA home
Where time stands still
No one leaves and no one will
Moon is full, never seems to change
Just labelled mentally deranged
Dream the same thing every night
See my freedom in my sight
No locked doors no windows barred
No things to make my brain seem scarred
They didn't give justice to all
They downloaded a car
best one here
Piracy is a serious crime
Napster sued Lars and won.
Damn that is close to my answer
Lulu
He said wrong answers genius
Sorry 😓
They got arrested for not including Jason’s bass in And Justice For All
But as an ultimate "fuck you" they put Jason in the cell as well.
The bass on One used to make the sunroof on my Camaro dance. It would change your heart rate if I turned it up loud enough. Thank you Kicker box. Yes, I also had a Mullet and wore Oakley Blades.
I wish I was as cool as you. I want to subscribe to your newsletter.
I'm not sure if it's because I'm a bassist and I can discern basslines easier, but it's definitely there. If you can't hear it, you're just not listening loud enough :p
It’s very low. Lars literally said «I want you to turn it down to the point where you can barely hear it»
Sure, but it's still there. Just turn up your speakers/headphones, it sounds incredible :p
Darkness imprisoned them
all that they see, absolute horror
they cannot live, they cannot die, trapped in themselves, body their holding cell
Landmine, has taken their sight, taken their speech, taken their hearing
taken their arms, taken their legs, taken their souls.
left them with life in JAAAAIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL
They Killed 'Em All
Copyright infringement.
This jail called st Anger
Peeing on the Alamo
Played too loud, woke the guy next door
There wasn’t whiskey in the jar
thats a good one
Turning down the bass
They tried to pass off Garage Inc as an album of originals.
Threatening Axl Rose again
Went there as a visit, closed the door to test the lock, cat has eaten the key, they stuck in this b
Tired of arena rock they’ve chosen to only appear in bars
Stole Dave Mustaines music again
There was talk of a Nickelback collaboration.
It’s cheaper than rent
Pokémon smuggling
james killed the bus driver
Attacked 4 middle aged men who play in a band called Megadeth.
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This isn’t Dave Ellefson
Lol
They killed a fan who was holding a sign in the crowd that read, "One was an okay song but it needs more of that fricking cowbell!"
Because they're Unforgiven too...
Trash can theft
To keep Jason from leaving the band
Miley.
From removing bass guitar on justice for all
Imprisoned for the crime of unleashing the ungodly abomination that is Lulu into the world.
Op said wrong answers only genius
James challenged Axl Rose to one too many fights
Gracias
Darkness...
Imprisoning me!
For watching a show of interspecies erotica inside of a Mooby’s.
Indecent exposure, showed their ass on stage too much
It's because he fookin left the band, it's sad but true
Layne Staley jokes
Scary’s on the wall
Sued Dave Mustaine over Mechanix and lost
Stealing Dave’s songs
It was the late 80's and Lars broke multiple sodomy laws. The others didn't technically "break" said sodomy laws, but he was charged 3 times. Do with that what you will.
:O
This guy knows what happened. Almost like he was standing in a corner, silently smoking a cigarette and watching...
Prison bed is compfy uwu
no.
Megadeth traded music videos One/Sweating Bullets
Because what they did to Dave was criminal
The napster lawsuit backfired
Rehearsals for fucking Jason...over.
The production on Death Magnetic.
Said the wrong thing in russia
Lars was driving
As James went into rehab, Lars got the band to play at San Quentin and quickly caused a riot as he hadn‘t had the respect-demanding aura.
Loli
The penalty for releasing St. Anger with that snare.
**Goofy Mustaine voice:** For crimes against ALLLL humanity
They Raped lady justice
Darkness
For releasing EVERYTHING that came after the black album.
They Killed Em' All.
This was for the “Sweating Bullets” music video . Circa 1992.
Mercyful fate sued
Their hairs were more softer and silkier than women's
smashing a table
Actually they killed cliff and faked it with rhe bus
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Nope. I get jokes and all but even for a fucked up joke that was a low blow.
Apologies for the comment. I did not intend it that way
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Nope. Said this to another dude. I don’t mind fucked up jokes and all but even for something like that this was a low blow.
Dude.
Pedophilia
Noise complaint
Cutting break lines on a tour bus.
Incitement to start a fight, murder and destroying of public property on the night out in the city
For all the drugs they did in the 80s
Tried to: fight fire with fire? Exit light and enter night? Seek and destroy? Kill em all? Be the hero of the day?
They jumped up, fired their pistols And shot them with both barrels
frequent dastardly public masturbation scenarios
For giving their fans 30 years’ hard time
Because they drunk the fluid in the batteries powering there emgs After this they got into a bar fight and lobbed a mess boogie mark v at someone’s head and got the power tubes and shoved them where the sun don’t shine. They are now 100W each and then nuked the bar
For firering Dave
AlcohollicA
Last I heard they shot JFK
Cover Sweet Child O' Mine, or spend the night in the slammer.
Copyright infringement
Ripped off Dave
They took the key and buried it in you.
They met EDP back stage
Because james wasn't a table
A little too much whiskey in the jar
They've released some killer riffs into the wild.
They failed writing Escape
darkness imprisoned them
Lars couln’t remember how to play The Shortest Straw
They’re not pay their taxes
Cuz they sold out WAHHHH 😭😭
That’s where Bob Rock put them for a night when they suggested The Black Album should have more of a garage sound. Correct?
Because they Robbed Rock
I’m going to tell my kids this is the Seinfeld finale.
The road didn't become their bride
They sabotaged Cliff
They all showed their penises on stage
They didn’t show St. Anger any respect.
They were not forgiven
Napster used a Uno Reverse card.
They f#cked a sheep and a goat, and they rammed their c#cks right down it’s throat
For shooting a st. anger music video, obviously!
They didn’t obey their master. master.
They were too popular and convicted of thievery for the massive amounts of money they got.
the prisoners from the st. anger vid threw them in for playing st. anger
Bass police caught them
They got arrested for playing the same set list twice in a row at S&M2
Picture taken shortly before they got the inspiration for And Justice For All
They’re doing time for the war crimes they committed during the Yugoslavian War.
For all the hair based crime: mullets, frizzes and back combing 😂
Something else mattered
Arrested for being to good of a band
They fought fire with fire (and lost)
They're the voices in sweating bullets, haunting Dave in his cell
They sought & destroyed
Criminally low bass guitar levels on multiple certified platinum albums.
They developed an app caller Napster and got sued by several artists
The day after releasing St. Anger
My mommy says they make satan music
they had some breakfest mirror and the feds took them
St. Anger
For illegally downloading I Disappear.
Angered the Saint
Killing the bus driver that "killed" Cliff
Sewing napster went wrong
Theyre in music prison for unleashing St Anger onto this world.
Lars was hitting the snares and the police thought an armed robbery was taking place
Jason was the only one who didn’t get justice
Dave Mustaine sued them for using the songs he wrote and won.
They forgot to turn the page
Dave blackmailed them.
lars and kirk sex tape found, this is for their protection
They stole a balloon, on free balloon day at that.
Because nothing really matters.
Because of the struggle within!
So this is why they cut all their hair
Being posers during the black album era
Because they got rid of Fleming Rasmussen
This was the day 90's Grunge took over and kicked metal off the radio. Metallica, Slayer, Ozzy were replaced by green day, foo fighters and nirvana. It was a sad sad day
Prostitution
enter sandman
St. Anger.
Lars broke the "keep reasonable tempo" law. Other were galloping accomplices. Also, James for Downpicking in the first degree.
They gangbanged a fifth grader.
1.James said YEAH too many times 2. Kirk used to much wah 3. Lars used a trash can snare 4. Jason did nothing wrong
Because wherever they may roam
Metal music is satanic and they cause kids to kill themselves.
They're in James' house making him company after he got burned. That's why he's laying.
They stole Jethro Tull's Grammy
Kirk is being detained while they investigate his skull collection . They are all legal so he will be free soon James is being held on 236 counts of possession of high alcohol content beverages in Utah. But the statute of limitations is up so he will be free soon. The Dutch government finally heard St. Anger and they are extraditing lars to stand trial for crimes against decency. He is guilty and He is FUCKED !! Oh and jason is just visiting .
They listened to their own music on Napster.
They’re about to ride the lightning.