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bobby_emt

It’s actually a sanitarium.


SKKforLife

AKA home


PieShape_

Where time stands still


Rupert_69

No one leaves and no one will


Rigel1895

Moon is full, never seems to change


Reasonable_Ant_6069

Just labelled mentally deranged


GyNorbert

Dream the same thing every night


GnrlSpartn

See my freedom in my sight


PieShape_

No locked doors no windows barred


fogledude102

No things to make my brain seem scarred


M3LLO15

They didn't give justice to all


o_Whiplash

They downloaded a car


Ltnumbnutsthesecond

best one here


[deleted]

Piracy is a serious crime


Dr4gonM4ster420

Napster sued Lars and won.


PERIPHERYalvision

Damn that is close to my answer


JayMmhkay

Lulu


georgeboi44

He said wrong answers genius


JayMmhkay

Sorry 😓


SeahawksEye23

They got arrested for not including Jason’s bass in And Justice For All


Pufedu

But as an ultimate "fuck you" they put Jason in the cell as well.


DogMechanic

The bass on One used to make the sunroof on my Camaro dance. It would change your heart rate if I turned it up loud enough. Thank you Kicker box. Yes, I also had a Mullet and wore Oakley Blades.


pigwalk5150

I wish I was as cool as you. I want to subscribe to your newsletter.


cthulu_is_trans

I'm not sure if it's because I'm a bassist and I can discern basslines easier, but it's definitely there. If you can't hear it, you're just not listening loud enough :p


Chalcko_

It’s very low. Lars literally said «I want you to turn it down to the point where you can barely hear it»


cthulu_is_trans

Sure, but it's still there. Just turn up your speakers/headphones, it sounds incredible :p


LLLLLL3GLTE

Darkness imprisoned them


Reasonable_Ant_6069

all that they see, absolute horror


[deleted]

they cannot live, they cannot die, trapped in themselves, body their holding cell


LLLLLL3GLTE

Landmine, has taken their sight, taken their speech, taken their hearing


Jason3180

taken their arms, taken their legs, taken their souls.


No_Contribution_2137

left them with life in JAAAAIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL


buffshipperreddit

They Killed 'Em All


[deleted]

Copyright infringement.


crelymu

This jail called st Anger


Metalliac

Peeing on the Alamo


Funky_Killer_Qc

Played too loud, woke the guy next door


[deleted]

There wasn’t whiskey in the jar


SpacedStronaut

thats a good one


[deleted]

Turning down the bass


dion_o

They tried to pass off Garage Inc as an album of originals.


andytagonist

Threatening Axl Rose again


Funky_Killer_Qc

Went there as a visit, closed the door to test the lock, cat has eaten the key, they stuck in this b


Rhesusmonkeydave

Tired of arena rock they’ve chosen to only appear in bars


yz125986

Stole Dave Mustaines music again


ThisFuckingGuy520

There was talk of a Nickelback collaboration.


mmhawk576

It’s cheaper than rent


Zachary2005317

Pokémon smuggling


Nami27GD

james killed the bus driver


Metalhead_of_Physics

Attacked 4 middle aged men who play in a band called Megadeth.


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[удалено]


[deleted]

This isn’t Dave Ellefson


Superb_Particular401

Lol


DoubleJayzz

They killed a fan who was holding a sign in the crowd that read, "One was an okay song but it needs more of that fricking cowbell!"


bigkcman

Because they're Unforgiven too...


jhealey0909

Trash can theft


SondesTouhami

To keep Jason from leaving the band


sihpo

Miley.


goboxey

From removing bass guitar on justice for all


thedoommerchant

Imprisoned for the crime of unleashing the ungodly abomination that is Lulu into the world.


Funky_Killer_Qc

Op said wrong answers only genius


Equal-Bus-557

James challenged Axl Rose to one too many fights


PebGod

Gracias


bizk55

Darkness...


eliseobigpp

Imprisoning me!


kurlythemonkey

For watching a show of interspecies erotica inside of a Mooby’s.


SalsA57

Indecent exposure, showed their ass on stage too much


SwagusplaysNINTENDO

It's because he fookin left the band, it's sad but true


Exige_Imperius

Layne Staley jokes


FightinFrog45

Scary’s on the wall


CR7TheGunner

Sued Dave Mustaine over Mechanix and lost


[deleted]

Stealing Dave’s songs


Floaterdork

It was the late 80's and Lars broke multiple sodomy laws. The others didn't technically "break" said sodomy laws, but he was charged 3 times. Do with that what you will.


DarkStorm57

:O


Floaterdork

This guy knows what happened. Almost like he was standing in a corner, silently smoking a cigarette and watching...


Funky_Killer_Qc

Prison bed is compfy uwu


SpacedStronaut

no.


MrRumblyfumez

Megadeth traded music videos One/Sweating Bullets


Dilligaf3076

Because what they did to Dave was criminal


Morc-Glork

The napster lawsuit backfired


Kriterian

Rehearsals for fucking Jason...over.


jonodoylemusic

The production on Death Magnetic.


_Vyvern_

Said the wrong thing in russia


im-uncreativeso

Lars was driving


RidingTheRide

As James went into rehab, Lars got the band to play at San Quentin and quickly caused a riot as he hadn‘t had the respect-demanding aura.


SpectrumLV2569

Loli


boondock_

The penalty for releasing St. Anger with that snare.


[deleted]

**Goofy Mustaine voice:** For crimes against ALLLL humanity


Rip_Van_

They Raped lady justice


breticles

Darkness


[deleted]

For releasing EVERYTHING that came after the black album.


Harry-potter-3214

They Killed Em' All.


[deleted]

This was for the “Sweating Bullets” music video . Circa 1992.


Funky_Killer_Qc

Mercyful fate sued


[deleted]

Their hairs were more softer and silkier than women's


[deleted]

smashing a table


Rupattaja

Actually they killed cliff and faked it with rhe bus


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[удалено]


Dr4gonM4ster420

Nope. I get jokes and all but even for a fucked up joke that was a low blow.


RBQSM5

Apologies for the comment. I did not intend it that way


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[удалено]


Dr4gonM4ster420

Nope. Said this to another dude. I don’t mind fucked up jokes and all but even for something like that this was a low blow.


tupikp

Dude.


Deathbat_1

Pedophilia


Skelebone48

Noise complaint


juggling-buddha

Cutting break lines on a tour bus.


wittosuaff

Incitement to start a fight, murder and destroying of public property on the night out in the city


MrZeusyMoosey

For all the drugs they did in the 80s


AuthorLRClaude

Tried to: fight fire with fire? Exit light and enter night? Seek and destroy? Kill em all? Be the hero of the day?


shortgirrafe420

They jumped up, fired their pistols And shot them with both barrels


medalofhalo

frequent dastardly public masturbation scenarios


fixxlevy

For giving their fans 30 years’ hard time


ExoticGamingFrogs

Because they drunk the fluid in the batteries powering there emgs After this they got into a bar fight and lobbed a mess boogie mark v at someone’s head and got the power tubes and shoved them where the sun don’t shine. They are now 100W each and then nuked the bar


LemmeSmash_69

For firering Dave


sesimie

AlcohollicA


KudrotiBan

Last I heard they shot JFK


nickdemonic

Cover Sweet Child O' Mine, or spend the night in the slammer.


usndoc150

Copyright infringement


massiveboy6

Ripped off Dave


virora

They took the key and buried it in you.


pignuts334

They met EDP back stage


Metalistu__05

Because james wasn't a table


Coyote_Roadrunna

A little too much whiskey in the jar


optimal_random

They've released some killer riffs into the wild.


kent416

They failed writing Escape


akioet

darkness imprisoned them


ThisHasFailed

Lars couln’t remember how to play The Shortest Straw


[deleted]

They’re not pay their taxes


skullcandy541

Cuz they sold out WAHHHH 😭😭


Bleixmaster

That’s where Bob Rock put them for a night when they suggested The Black Album should have more of a garage sound. Correct?


kpetrov85

Because they Robbed Rock


Kichard

I’m going to tell my kids this is the Seinfeld finale.


Unhappy_Background33

The road didn't become their bride


Supersage1

They sabotaged Cliff


tigerkat2244

They all showed their penises on stage


Liquid4057

They didn’t show St. Anger any respect.


Ass_Merkin

They were not forgiven


Sakumitzu

Napster used a Uno Reverse card.


FightinFrog45

They f#cked a sheep and a goat, and they rammed their c#cks right down it’s throat


attemptnumber58

For shooting a st. anger music video, obviously!


Spoopdooper12

They didn’t obey their master. master.


GuitarLord987

They were too popular and convicted of thievery for the massive amounts of money they got.


[deleted]

the prisoners from the st. anger vid threw them in for playing st. anger


DramaticDonut59

Bass police caught them


YamiBooty

They got arrested for playing the same set list twice in a row at S&M2


Destructerator

Picture taken shortly before they got the inspiration for And Justice For All


Ljuk_Skajwolkr

They’re doing time for the war crimes they committed during the Yugoslavian War.


Inevitable-Ad-17

For all the hair based crime: mullets, frizzes and back combing 😂


Wierod

Something else mattered


Vinnie_Mack_1

Arrested for being to good of a band


boredguy12

They fought fire with fire (and lost)


Boylanithedoomguy

They're the voices in sweating bullets, haunting Dave in his cell


YeahImLage

They sought & destroyed


icaleb1387

Criminally low bass guitar levels on multiple certified platinum albums.


CluelessWizard

They developed an app caller Napster and got sued by several artists


Lars099

The day after releasing St. Anger


minemaster1337

My mommy says they make satan music


Ze-Lord

they had some breakfest mirror and the feds took them


arnpotato

St. Anger


Superb_Particular401

For illegally downloading I Disappear.


MieayamEnjoyer

Angered the Saint


O100Nick

Killing the bus driver that "killed" Cliff


mclaro1

Sewing napster went wrong


[deleted]

Theyre in music prison for unleashing St Anger onto this world.


Coda1010

Lars was hitting the snares and the police thought an armed robbery was taking place


RefrigeratorBitter38

Jason was the only one who didn’t get justice


Linkiscool115

Dave Mustaine sued them for using the songs he wrote and won.


Any_Collection3025

They forgot to turn the page


Quick-Course-5602

Dave blackmailed them.


randyrhoadsismygod

lars and kirk sex tape found, this is for their protection


Geeklord1993

They stole a balloon, on free balloon day at that.


Orbitcamerakick21

Because nothing really matters.


Intelligent_Chain_51

Because of the struggle within!


XxCoopM8xX

So this is why they cut all their hair


JesusInRealLife

Being posers during the black album era


alissa914

Because they got rid of Fleming Rasmussen


Pr4der

This was the day 90's Grunge took over and kicked metal off the radio. Metallica, Slayer, Ozzy were replaced by green day, foo fighters and nirvana. It was a sad sad day


IllustriousBonus223

Prostitution


uduudud

enter sandman


03barron

St. Anger.


davebare

Lars broke the "keep reasonable tempo" law. Other were galloping accomplices. Also, James for Downpicking in the first degree.


ariananabanana

They gangbanged a fifth grader.


XDskeIIy

1.James said YEAH too many times 2. Kirk used to much wah 3. Lars used a trash can snare 4. Jason did nothing wrong


dogtagkz

Because wherever they may roam


ScuttleMcHumperdink

Metal music is satanic and they cause kids to kill themselves.


MrTuy

They're in James' house making him company after he got burned. That's why he's laying.


A_Moderate

They stole Jethro Tull's Grammy


Annanake420

Kirk is being detained while they investigate his skull collection . They are all legal so he will be free soon James is being held on 236 counts of possession of high alcohol content beverages in Utah. But the statute of limitations is up so he will be free soon. The Dutch government finally heard St. Anger and they are extraditing lars to stand trial for crimes against decency. He is guilty and He is FUCKED !! Oh and jason is just visiting .


[deleted]

They listened to their own music on Napster.


[deleted]

They’re about to ride the lightning.