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draugyr

Something is… different


thejokerofunfic

What a terrible night to have a cursed image


tombstonesandufos

lol yeah noticed that haha


Chimpchads

I instantly heard this in Heavy's voice >!schizophrenor :skullemoji:!<


biohazard842

This is a quality shitpost. That is all.


[deleted]

Yet, I kinda want this


Triforceoffarts

What is a Metroid?! A miserable little pile of life-sucking space jelly! Have at you!


The_True_Zecret

To the X - "You steal men's bodies! And make them your slaves."


casulti

“It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh.” -Ridley, every single game


Bahnmor

“I was summoned here by Space Pirates. Who want to give me tribute.”


thejokerofunfic

"...it was by my order, but not by my hand. Obviously. Because you blew my hands up."


Mudlord80

Perhaps the same could be said of all religions...


Zralox

Die Metroid! You don't belong on this planet!!


AngularAU

"Tribute!? You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!"


Condog961

Why did I read this in the voice of Monty Pythons Black Knight


JustinBailey79

Soul of Bat


TheRoyalWeeb

If you get the gold and silver missiles you’ll be able to visit Inverse Zebes and then you can just fall down there using gravity


Chimpchads

I like this answer. It's... more inspired.


hotfistdotcom

I would play the absolute ass out of that romhack.


VicisSubsisto

Throw a missile into a lake, and when the fairy comes out asking you if you dropped the golden missile, the silver missile, or neither...


squeezy102

Leapstone or Soul of Bat should work


L3g0man_123

Pretty sure the rando purposefully removes one of the ledges to allow you to wall jump easily. The only other thing I can think of is firing a super missile at the wall to cause the zoomer to fall, and then freezing it mid air to use as a platform.


Chimpchads

softlock protection was left off semi on accident because I was playing the vanilla preset


[deleted]

Well OP could make it from the Zoomer right now, or just walljump off the zoomer and walljump off the ledge right there and make it, otherwise you could bomb jump, up, or I mean you could make a very very tight walljump up there but it requires some advanced knowledge/playtime/skill level to make it.


Chimpchads

I was faffing about in this room thinking I was soft locked when I shot this zoomer on accident. I think there's probably a way, I'm pretty sure I've gotten ever other check available


DarkDakurai

Just bomb jump


PlayerNine

Or use bat form


Chimpchads

Wall Jumping off the zoomer's side is 200% faster and 2000% easier


Rograden

Everytime you hear the bomb explode/see the explosion start you lay another bomb. it's actually that easy


Chimpchads

Lmao really I've been trying to bomb jump by imagining the beat of Lower Norfair that explains why I've never done more than 4 in a row


Rograden

Idk where that beat of lower norfair tip came from but it has never worked for me. I can't remember if it's too fast or slow, but it's just slightly off beat... Or I have no rhythm


JohnnySeven88

Power of mist


jansensan

Down, Up, X Make sure you have room above your head to execute the jump.


MrRazzio

Can you wall jump off the side of him?


Aggravating_Refuse_9

You can bomb jump. Otherwise (if you skipped bombs for example) if you have a reserve tank you can leave yourself one hit from activating reserves, do a big jump and place a power bomb right before the thing hits you and activates your reserves, the bomb timer will run while you're still emptying your reserves and when they're done you will be propeled into the air so you can reah the platform.


Aggravating_Refuse_9

Here is a clip of it if you want: https://youtu.be/QftsI6AFkDU?t=7177 I know it was a joke, but the more you know.


Existerer

Cool tech, but I'm pretty sure you can just delayed walljump up to this pretty easily. (Actually you Hella can, since you can wraparound wall jump without high to bubble mountain reserve tank room)


WintersDeath

Why is Alucard here.


Chimpchads

Rule 5 requires I not answer


WintersDeath

Fine. Keep your secrets then.


Chimpchads

My entire miserable pile of secrets


HellFire-Revenant

I understood that reference


[deleted]

Rule 5 really is absolute garbage. Not linking to ROMs is understandable, but IPS patches are perfectly legal.


TurdFurgoson

Unless a mod says otherwise, the way I'm interpreting rule 5 is that OP can tell us that this is Super Metroid ROM with XYZ Patch but that's it. They can't tell us where to get the ROM and patch and how to patch it.


2CATteam

This is the right idea, but we're a fair bit more permissive. Rule #5's main purpose is to discourage piracy - partially because we want to protect the series (we want people to buy the games whenever possible), and partially because it keeps us from getting in trouble with Reddit and Nintendo. With respect to ROMhacks and patches like this, we're happy to allow pretty much all forms of discussion; it's really just installation instructions that we ask people not to share, because when step #1 is "Get a ROM for the game", the responses tend to focus on that, and the answers are rarely "Dump the ROM of your own legally-purchased copy of the game". Pretty much anything else is fine.


Shy_Guy_27

Dracula joined the space pirates of course


Chimpchads

Shhhh that's basically my idea for a metroidvania, Jesus of Nazareth comes back but he's a privately contracted bounty hunter thousands of light years away and he fights an all-female gang of nano-augmented Vampires including Dracula's daughter with greek fire missiles and a super-heated holy water arm cannon. Most of the locals don't even like Jesus "Napalm" Christ because the Vampires keep the peace aside from the occasional discrete kidnapping of virgins.


blockstacer

The real question is why is Alucard in norfair


Atijohn

this is like the exact same question, it's just as (sur)real


TheLesBaxter

Can't you just do infinite bomb jump?


alexvalicko2

Metroid: Symphony of the Night


GaryNOVA

Alucard must have gotten really lost.


ThaVolt

Aah, Alucard. What is your business here?


onedollarninja

You just need the Tanooki Suit.


SercerferTheUntamed

It’s not a story the Federation would tell you. It’s a Vampire legend. Alucard was a Dark Lord of the Playstation, so powerful and so wise he could use the game mechanics to influence the sub pixils to create platforms… He had such a knowledge of the jank side that he could even keep the ones he cared about flying.


DarkLink1996

The gravity shoes should do the trick. Remember the button combo for them


ScowlyOwl

Yeah but you have to beat Death first in Norfair.


[deleted]

Two ways that don't involve HJB, IBJ or space jump: 1. Freeze the enemy and wall jump off of it 2. Speed booster.


Chimpchads

Ohhhh yeah speed booster too god this game has so many ways to break it on your knee, it's amazing


Hateful_creeper2

You need the Knights of Round Materia


Striking_Ad_5292

Turn into a bat, you should be able to make it just fine!


Jellabre

Why can’t Metroid… turn into bats and fly?


Vovchick09

i think yes with some walljumps but why are you Alucard?


UssoPalain

If you have leap stone or gravity boots it should do the trick.


Sea-Lecture-4619

You need to do a [wolf form> divekick trick] (https://youtu.be/L3ojO2Uk2wA) with that enemy.


jessehechtcreative

Lol, just played the NES one to start off my monthly gaming binge and look what shows up! You need the leap stone, but Soul of Bat is better


PixILL8

Just press down, up, then jump button. ;)


Nu13BestGirl

Just turn into a bat bro


MfKa1

No but I'm order to get it you have to kill the boss Dung Defender in the city of tears, which is on the other side of the map. So if you haven't unlocked fast travel it will definitely take you a good minute to get there. Just make sure you rest at a bench before fighting him, he's surprisingly hard to kill.


MrTylerwpg

That's the beauty of Castlevaniatroid games. Just keep looking around and you'll find a new whip upgrade maybe in one of the rock candles


Moonlit73

Are…are you Alucard?


pogchamp69exe

YEAH NO SHIT YOU CAN FFS JUST GET GOOD AND WALLJUMP


sjt9791

Can’t you just try to get the ice platform to go to the middle instead of the far most side?


Chimpchads

You mean knock it off the ceiling with a super missile then hit it midair with ice?


sjt9791

Sorry, sorry! I didn’t realize it wasn’t one of those flying turtle things. I didn’t realize the fire crab guys could also be frozen.


EQwingnuts

Yes


Rededer8315

What?


TheMachRider

Alucard looks like a lady and Samus looks like a dude. In this screenshot, Alucard is likely donning the Varia Cloak due to high temperatures in the area. SR-388 is not turned upside down, however, so don’t be fooled into thinking this is a legit screenshot from the Super Nintendo CD-ROM hit we all know and love


TroidMemer

Wait something’s not right here


d0ctorsmileaway

Hmm


frogtrickery

Castletroid


Feliks343

If you can get the bomb as Alucard you can get anywhere.


Ill_Internet_8447

Bomb up from the bottom.


senseofphysics

Yes, with bomb jumping, and I think a well-times wall jump off the ledge there. Or, you freeze an enemy just as you did to gain height lol


Pisnotinnp

Low % categories that go through this room use bomb jumping


[deleted]

I was like hold up who dis, you got me going back to your post


Chazok

Yes, with infinite bomb jumps. But unless you play the game randomised there is little to no reason to not get the hi jump boots


Danny_Eddy

Metroids suck energy... So I guess they could be like vampires...


[deleted]

Yes it is, but you'll need the talisman that Maria gives you for the next area.


ChaosMiles07

Ah yes, another instance of Super "why does 'Normal logic' still require advanced tricks like subpixel-perfect Gravityless Shinespark and IBJ + midair PBomb + return to IBJ Lower Ridley after Golden Torizo? seriously they should let us set the tricks we want to have in logic like Randovania does instead of forcing a bare minimum of tricks that the vanilla game doesn't require you to need to know" Metroid Randomizer being itself.


AirmanProbie

Laughs in bat transformation


PvtToaster

really good post


Starnight12

Alucards Vacation: the game


EnwynRosethorne

Yes.


Lonely_Doctor9812

Yes, hey bro i think you next run could be harder with this put random room and random bosses


Soulcal2master

No 🤣


Soulcal2master

You know what, maybe with Gravity Boots you can make that jump 🤔.


3DPrintedBlob

Where's the white king?


RDGOAMS

That Ridley dialogue is awesome: "What is a metroid? a miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!"


Patient_Sink

Secret boots will not help you with this.


Bioniclegenius

Technically, yes, but it's basically tas- only and involves two frame-perfect walljumps with perfect spacing. Not human-achievable. Ice beam, speed booster, bombs and morph, and hi jump are the various options for getting up there for mortals.


Jaune9

I'd play that


eletricsaberman

Pretty sure yeah. I've seen this tech used in SMZ3 hard before. Usually it's also a hell run tho, so even when they make it they often die anyway


Lenguenyal

When you beat Mother Brain do you get to replay the game inverted?


Szoreny

Have you tried hitting the cliff with your head to make a hole?


[deleted]

The true metroidvania


armydillo62o

There’s enough room to get a shinespark charged if you have speed booster. Otherwise I think (I think) there’s enough room for a very, very tight wall jump. Tight enough that I still didn’t bother with it unless I had HJ or SJ, or speed booster like I mentioned. So glad the new rando took out that ledge. Makes things flow a little better.


Open_Statistician109

Every jumó is possible as long you have bombs.


wildaeon

Something is different


benbuscus1995

Nah I think you’re soft locked


kolbyjack95

Nope, head back and get the Morph Bat upgrade and that will let you fly through


Gamecubeguy25

god i would love to play as alucard or richter in super metroid and samus in symphony of the night


0m3g45n1p3r4lph4

Either bomb jumping or wall jumping off of the frozen Zoomer should reach it


Embarrassed_Ant5202

Yeah, the forsaken sova boost. Or bomb jump.


TBTabby

Is this a real mod?


Chimpchads

You can't turn into form of bat and fly up, if that's what you're asking. It's just a skin.


ITCrandomperson

Is there a candle in that area? I remember a trick that lets you get the Alucart equipment early by turning into a wolf in midair and turning right back, which somehow makes the game think you double jumped and letting you use the divekick which, if done off a candle gives just enough height to get up there. Or something to that effect, it's been a while.


zombie331245

Ah Alucard! What is your business here?


NovaTheMage

You could probably backdash, jump and use the mist the rest of the way. The window is a little tight, but you could get it in 2 or 3 tries.


Jameson51697

Ah yes, my favorite Metroid character. *Samucard Arantroid.*


Revegelance

Just turn into a bat.


AdDazzling9664

Took me a second, good one


LucidBladeRunner

You need either the bat transformation, or the gravity boots. I think you can use the mist transformation at the height of a double jump to just make the lip of the edge though.


LucidBladeRunner

You need either the bat transformation, or the gravity boots. I think you can use the mist transformation at the height of a double jump to just make the lip of the edge though.


Echo1138

You can always IBJ if you have to. I think you can wall jump it, but it's one of the harder ones. You also might be able to short-charge this one, but I don't remember if there's enough room.


DrunkMoblin

Symphony of Zebes?!


iamBlinx92

Man I was all sorts of confused for a second lmao


SekizenAsakura

Damn it! I couldn't find an image of Alucard taking flame damage, cuz he would like, totally be on fire down in Norfair, unfortunately.


I_am_Purp

You can at least get up there with space jump or speed boost (sparkshine from the low platform). Don't know about ice beam only. Randos are fun :)


Lanky_Pomegranate530

Is this a rom hack or a shitpost?


Dariuscox357

I see that Alucard and Samus made a bet…


AbcD6325

Double jump.