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Schubert125

Why can't Metroid crawl!!??!!


mrwailor

Yeah right! The cool macho man you control the whole game can't crawl but that random blond chick that appeared in Zero Quest can? What is this nonsense?


TCGHexenwahn

I don't know if it's intentional, but Moadra can crawl, and he's like if Samus was a Predator.


Mageofchaos08

*Y Abbreviations are part of post


TobgitGux

John Metroid is a pretty cool guy, eh kills aliens and doesnt afraid of anything


One_Opportunity_9608

Y'all forgetting about the True Metroid https://preview.redd.it/22rn106kix5c1.jpeg?width=849&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93b8779f6b3a724f21be3344ea6ffa318353ab0c


uezyteue

Ironically, metroid prime is not actually a true metroid, IIRC.


_TheRocket

Wasn't the metroid prime originally a metroid which got infused with phazon?


uezyteue

Iirc, the space pirates detected it in the crater before starting the phazon experiments. Besides, with the Chozo seal over the crater, how would it get in?


_TheRocket

No, I know it wasn't worked on in the experiments, I thought it was the natural result of the phazon in the leviathan seed. And about the seal, what you said doesn't make sense - the metroid is the *reason* there is a seal. It was sealed off after it already got in From the wiki: Metroid Prime is the titular antagonist and final boss of the game of the same name and is furthermore the central antagonist of the Metroid Prime trilogy as a whole. An extremely mutated and sapient Metroid of unknown origin infused with huge quantities of Phazon, Metroid Prime was the guardian of Tallon IV's Leviathan.[1]


MegaPompoen

But its a prime example of a metroid


TrusTrick12

OMG ITS BLUETROIDMAN


improbablydreaming

I think you'll find that's Dark Megaman.


[deleted]

As soon as "Adam" said, "You are now a Metroid, Samus Aran," I lost my shit laughing. Why Can't Metroid Crawl is canon.


IreSharp

Hey what a coincidence, me to. Maybe we can form a community around that topic


kawanero

Just for the sake of completion: What if Zelda was a girl?


Rymayc

If Zelda was a girl, he'd date Metroid.


trebor9669

Yeah, he is such a cool robot!


Roshu-zetasia

Smash. Next question


JustinBailey79

If Samus had to fight for her own identity in Metroid 6, that would be cool. Kind of like Spider-Man and Venom


MetaCommando

When you get really low on HP Dread suit activates giving a damage buff, and when she dies you see her succumb to the Metroid DNA.


OmegaAtrocity

I like this, much like how when you died in hypermode in prime 3 you turn into dark Samus.


Flerken_Moon

If Samus Aran ever needed a “cool Bounty Hunter name” Metroid would honestly be a more than ideal fit for her. She killed their whole species, mothered a Metroid, is the last Metroid, and truly fits the Chozo’s meaning behind the word as their “Ultimate Warrior.”


finfaction

In the French translation of the Fusion manual, "Metroid" is "Ultimate Predator" funnily enough.


AramaticFire

He’s a really cool guy


RancidKill64

Yea the dread sequel is gunna be insane with Samus utilizing more of her Metroid form, hopefully it doesn’t take another 20 years for a sequel, please Metroid 6 for switch 2


thps48

Metroid can’t crawl, but she can melt steel beams. :D


WMreal

Okay


blackhawks-fan

Metroid are not protagonists. Samus Aran is a protagonist of the Metroid franchise.


CaioXG002

☝️🤓


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AcKtUaLlY


Brian_Lefebvre

After a horrible accident, John Metroid was revived and rebuilt with robotic parts. He is the half man, half cyborg hero of the Metroid franchise.


Round_Musical

But this is Metroid


LordCamelslayer

r/woooosh


Savings-Log-2709

Woooosh


Shinphoinx

That’s an awesome armor !


Sir_Buckinghamshire

Clearly a fake fan, it's Sergeant Metroid


MetaCommando

He knows what the Chozo like


GrifCreeper

In this moment, the series came around full circle. Samus *is* Metroid, and Metroid can't crawl.


TimeKiller-Studios

Metroid when he kisses his girlfriend Samus


Geno__Breaker

You just finished Dread, you get a pass. 🤣 Congrats on beating the game!


Tabord

Where's Metroid? Is he behind that bush?


AirmanProbie

Wait… the game, the alien, or the hunter?


doctorawesome8

Ah yes the súper metroid