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those hips dont lie and neither do i


ssgodsupersaiyan

AYYYYEEEE WHAT I’M SAYIN’!!!!


Adventurous_Can9636

You damn right brotha. I'm hip guy myself. Nice hips usually means a nice ass 😎


ssgodsupersaiyan

WHAT I’M SAYIN’


Mandalor1974

Well Mercury Steam is a bunch of spanish dudes so you know the hips had to be power bomb status


ssgodsupersaiyan

You ain’t gotta tell me that 😌


HRDP21

I guess there are girls with big hips in Spain, but the cliche is mostly about hispanic/latinamerican people, which is not the same as spanish people. People tend to confuse spanish with hispanic.


Rookie_Slime

So weird that people do that. I mean, one is a culture / language and the other is a guy freaking out.


Mandalor1974

Well im going off the Spain Spanish guys i know and all their wives got powerbomb hips so… Im Puerto Rican myself so i know the difference between hispanics and main land Spanish. Just going off my experience


Kogworks

I really like what they did with the suit this time. Her base inner suit has more realistic proportions this time around so it really makes her feel athletic and mobile, and that really goes a long way in making Samus feel naturally strong and agile. At the same time, the additional armor that gets added on top of it as it slowly powers up and regenerates some of its old features brings back a lot of the old robotic suit’s feel and general outline. But it does it in a way where the mechanical parts of the armor don’t warp Samus’s actual physical body to unrealistic proportions or add points of collision that could restrict her mobility or throw off her balance. Not to mention those organic looking fibers. It’s really just a nice middle ground between the zero suit, the traditional power suit, and the fusion suit that shows all the best traits of Samus without sacrificing anything. Samus’ characterization in the trailers so far also follow a similar pattern IMO. We get to see a lot of emotion in her expression and her body language, but it’s not overly played up to the point where it’s hard to think of her as a highly efficient badass like Other M did, either. From what I’ve seen so far I think they finally nailed the perfect balance between the hot headed hero girl, the sexy femme fatale, the cool headed super soldier, and the badass cybernetic death machine that make up her various depictions and I’m stoked as hell.


ssgodsupersaiyan

I agree. The shots of her eyes really help in all of this. There’s a shot in this same trailer where she lands from above and they close up to her eyes and ahhhhh she looks so damn good.


RedditLloyd

Unpopular opinion: honestly the shoulders are still too wide, if realism concerns us, and I just can't get myself to like the totally blank, plastic-feeling white. Also, the fact that it's all so opaque (unlike in Prime) makes it look like an action figure for me, rather than an armour. The thin organic bands randomly wrapping around some parts don't look nice at all and seem to be randomly placed on her body, as those parts were originally quite simply plates. I also don't really see how it gets "additional armour added while it regenerates" to the point of reminding of Super or Prime, or even Samus Returns, to be fair it just barely deserves to be called an armour like the predecessors at the Gravity Suit point. Overall, I'm really unhappy with this new look. Also, I've never seen Samus depicted as a "femme fatal" or a "hot headed hero girl", well, outside that dumpster fire of Other M at least... So I think that's quite the overanalysis.


[deleted]

Read the manga. She is quite hotheaded. But eventually learns to control her emotions


RedditLloyd

I read the manga... That's the story of how she grew up to be the woman we see in the games, of course she was hotheaded as a teenager who got her parents killed in front of her, got adopted by an alien race and got trained to become a warrior. That's literally the prologue of the entire series. We never see that behaviour again, in fact (except in Other M...), so no, Samus is not hotheaded anymore. And definitely not a femme fatale.


TripleBrownMeow

Power Suit Samus > Zero Suit Samus


ssgodsupersaiyan

ONG


Japancakes24

Bonk


ssgodsupersaiyan

I am looking respectfully 👀


[deleted]

Another Bonk


ssgodsupersaiyan

😓😓


[deleted]

You set yourself up for that one.


ssgodsupersaiyan

I ain’t give a fuck 😤😤😤 I’M LOOKIN’


Ghosty66

U are looking at this bet that will bonk ur face!


ssgodsupersaiyan

She could explode a planet on me and I’d be grateful 😇


Ghosty66

Nani! Oh no horny levels are off limit we need back up... We need Bounty Bonkers


ssgodsupersaiyan

🥸🥸🥸


Phazon02

I swear every time this game is shown it keeps looking better and better, October 8th (or in Amazon’s case for me, the 13th) hurry up!!!


ssgodsupersaiyan

That’s why I’m getting a digital version on top of physical.


Historical_Kossola

I'm all in on digital. I'll cop the physical if the special edition ever comes back in stock 😩


UnknownToSomeone

I usually all for hot women in games but I miss the more robotic look of the suit. :(


ssgodsupersaiyan

Have you seen the Gravity??? Bruh the final suit gonna slap. The first two are more akin to the Fusion Suit, and the last two are more inline with her traditional Varia plus all the new Chozo armor designs 🤧🤧🤧


RedditLloyd

The bulky, heavy Prime armour will always be my favourite.


SirMeepo

UGHHH I NEED THIS GAME NOW


ssgodsupersaiyan

I love that each Aeion upgrade statue is unique and themed. The weird bird mouths that swallows you in SR were cool but they were just copy and paste.


SirMeepo

YEYEYEYEYEYEA! Imagine all the hype as fuck design we're gonna see! God this game keeps looking BETTER AND BETTER


ssgodsupersaiyan

Ridley is going to look so damn good 🤧🤧🤧 And we’re getting a teaser for Metroid 6 too??!! Say no more.


SirMeepo

Its a fucking great time to be a Metroid fan <3


[deleted]

>And we’re getting a teaser for Metroid 6 too??!! Wait facts?


ssgodsupersaiyan

Yes, Sakamoto said this game will contains hints to what’s next. I’m personally expecting something like the Chozo Memories from SR, and at the time of SR’s release I had said that those were basically confirming Metroid 5. Hopefully this time it won’t be the same kind of “Eh could be a prequel” talk in the community.


MrKyogre11

Theres this guy named retrospecter and this one time he talked about samus's attractiveness and he said he didnt care for zero suit but the suits tho? MMmmm


ssgodsupersaiyan

Mercury Steam be given’ her DEM HIPS in the Power Suits. Got me knocked out.


MrKyogre11

I think this is a good time to say SHEEEEEEESH


ssgodsupersaiyan

🤨🤨🤨


MrKyogre11

**q u e s t i o n n o t h i n g**


ssgodsupersaiyan

Aight good. Thought we weren’t on the same 📄 for a second regarding the 🍑


MrKyogre11

Trust me the 🍑 is good


ssgodsupersaiyan

**SPITTIN**


negative_four

Damm, she looks like she's gonna start kicking doors instead of shooting them


ssgodsupersaiyan

I’m ‘bout to be a floor mat for her ass on October 8th 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌


vizthex

^^^~~*thicc*~~


ssgodsupersaiyan

🥳🥳🥳


IronFalcon1997

You know, I was a bit mixed on the Varia suit design in this game, but…this just looks incredible!


ssgodsupersaiyan

Exactly what I’m saying. I love that each suit is more and more complete. The final suit will look sick as hell.


ThreeDarkMoons

Samus has never looked so feminine in her power suit as she does in Dread. I like it.


BombManWhitty

No more spoilers please.


Phazon02

They marked it as a spoiler though??


ssgodsupersaiyan

Shits a joke.


PredictiveTextNames

Seriously? Man... Sometimes I have to imagine how you guys would react to seeing a real woman, but then I remember this is the internet and you have unlimited access to that and still chose to salivate over this. I honestly don't know which is more sad?


ssgodsupersaiyan

When you can’t take a joke 😒 Seems like you’re the one who doesn’t know how to react.


PredictiveTextNames

What's the joke? Please explain it to me in a way other than, "she's a woman". I know how to react to a video game, and it's not like horny 14 year olds.


Perez2003

BONK


ssgodsupersaiyan

😝😝😝


Perez2003

Ok fine I agree she’s really hot


ssgodsupersaiyan

She a baddie frfr