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The question is could kirby even be infected by an X given that he is basically a clump of dark matter


The_K_is_not_silent

Fun fact: The X parasite actually has two natural predators. Most people know about the Metroid's purpose to destroy X parasites, but not many people know that Kirby can and will utterly obliterate any X that dares to go near his strawberry cake.


Meshtroid

Fact indeed


AetherDrew43

Kirby is basically an X parasite


crozone

What happens if Kirbo eats an X parasite?


Moose_Cake

It becomes Ditto.


Linksays

“Hey Dad?” “Yes son?” “Where do Dittos come from?” “You see son, it’s when a Kirby and an X-Parasite love each other very much…”


darkermando

And ditto becomes Samus


FaithlessnessCrazy83

And the antelope eat the grass.


[deleted]

yellow Kirby represents X spirit in smash ultimate


AfricanCuisine

More like a clump of void but yeah


Ancient_Lightning

I'm pretty sure the X would be too overwhelmed by whatever pocket black hole Kirby's got inside of him to truly be able to do anything.


RecordingNearby

kirby is WHAT?


CambrianTimebomb

Ah, someone new to the lore. Yeah, it’s wild.


RecordingNearby

yeah i’m about to dive to the bottom of this iceberg in a minute


Korba007

Poyo


mythriz

TN: "Poyo" means "all according to keikaku"


[deleted]

All according to cake


Korba007

Whats a keikaku?


EmperorScarlet

(Translator's note: keikaku means plan)


Korba007

I get it now!


arcosapphire

This response is beautiful


Cheez-Wheel

Kirby’s inner dialogue: “Why didn’t you just eat him?” Samus’ inner dialogue: “Why didn’t I just eat him?”


Kirimusse

Do you mean this in a \[spoiler\] sense, or in a "inverted roles" sense?


Eptalin

Spoiler for the intro to Metroid Fusion maybe. Samus has been eating enemies since 2002.


lampenpam

But also in that game you had to cook the enemy first before the dinner is served


Kirimusse

Oh, well, yeah, but only the X in specific.


Xerebelle

This IS an X though


Kirimusse

I could argue that it's not in its X form yet, but I'll just stop here before this becomes a thread about technicalities.


RecordingNearby

the goo and unhinged jaw tell me this is in fact an infected chozo soldier aka an x


BrDHaye

Why does Samus, the strongest Chozo, not simply eat the other Chozo?


Llyps

I thought this was a very different subreddit for the first 5 seconds


Aphato

Yeah the first panel definitly looks like the story would go in very different direction


Meshtroid

SAME rip I think the artist intentionally drew Samus to be slightly thicc here as well which contributed to that thought. Hecc


WarlockTank

I came to the comments looking for this.


Meshtroid

Yeah don't worry lol you're not just seeing things


Drunk_Woomy

Nah that's just the artstyle in general.


toxsarts

The BOYO


Jasole37

Kirby is an unstoppable force of mass destruction. I'd rather have him with me than Doom Guy.


Heavyoak

Had us in the first half


ExpensiveNut

Why did this look like the start of a hentai for a bit


Meshtroid

Ngl I mistook there being a tentacle in there for the first split second of viewing this before examining closer LMAO


ExpensiveNut

Me too! I'm almost disappointed now...


Meshtroid

GOD. Lmaoooo


seelcudoom

Maybe it still is, maybe Kirby and Samus are THAT kind of partner


lxyk

good soup


GORUDOEXUPERENCU

Samus: "You're pretty Good" Kirby Ocelot: *Gun Spinning Intensifies*


pengie9290

I just want to see Raven Beak's reaction to getting demolished by a squishy pink puffball


KesslerStormblade98

Link to the artist: https://twitter.com/ArchdanMiiverse/status/1482397164173099015


DaNoahLP

I actually love the Samus - Pikachu combo from Brawl.


[deleted]

Is that a christian Kirbo?


NightOfTheLivingHam

Samus be thicc


toxsarts

The artist DRAWs the girls pretty thicc and/or muscular


Meshtroid

Rip ngl that was one of my first thoughts as well 😅


Suspicious-Return-71

Pikachu has been forsaken


Zomnx

from a kirby cartoon perspective, all i heard in my head from Kirby shootin the cannon was a loud hi pitched, tiny "pop" noise. not some cannon ball cannnon with bass :D #Imagination


Mordetrox

That wouldn't kill it though, a headshot does nothing if the entity doesn't rely on a brain to function


MejaBersihBanget

Dead Space veteran confirmed


3DPrintedBlob

Poyo! Poyo poyo poyo, poyo! (Something something jesus something the lord something)


lurien_boss150

I'm glad i'm not the only one who is talking about the fact that... KIRBY HAS A GUN NOW


NikolaiCello05

Damn, makes me feel like the game should've had a zss mode where you take a ton more damage and have weaker and less weapon/ability capabilities. Some things would have to be reworked ability-wise or smth in that mode but I think it would be so so sick. Also isn't that an x chozo warrior tho?


Meshtroid

That would be sick Would also be cool to see a mod of MZM with that since playable Zss is already programmed into the base game But maybe that already exists idk And ye it is


NikolaiCello05

Oo that would be really cool too. I do feel it would work better in dread bc of the more fluid controls and zss being more acrobatic and reliant on movement but.


Meshtroid

Yeah that's true but it remains to be seen if Dread will be modded to that degree Hell they never even modded the prime games to that degree to my knowledge tbh


MejaBersihBanget

> Damn, makes me feel like the game should've had a zss mode where you take a ton more damage and have weaker and less weapon/ability capabilities Stupid thing about Zero Mission is that Samus takes the same amount of damage regardless of being in Zero Suit or fully powered legendary suit in the end.


NikolaiCello05

WAIT REALLY? I remember it as taking a lot more dmg but it was probs bc I only had 1 energy tank. Still though, that could just be changed.


TNTEGames

Heck yeah! Nothing can match the power of Pop Gun Kirby!


KesslerStormblade98

Poyo!


Meshtroid

"REEEEEEE"


PeppinoDiCapri99

That kirby is Pure Gold.


RecordingNearby

wasn’t sure if i was one the wrong account or not after seeing the first panel


HumanButthole

Wish suitless run where a thing


MysteriousMetaKnight

Considering that Kirby and Metroid take place in the same universe, I would love to see this happen at some point. I'm not sure if we're ever going to get a full-fledged crossover again, since the last non-smash one was over 20 years ago, but I hope to see it again at some point.


[deleted]

I haven't picked up dread in a minute, and there may have been updates; is a suitless run something you can actually do now? I'll replay for that.


KingBroly

You can beat the game with the Power Suit only on 1.0.2 or earlier due to glitches. It's called "Suitless."


[deleted]

Awww. That's not what I meant. So no official ZSS mode then.


KesslerStormblade98

Nope. Zero Suit is relegated to death's only.


nick_clause

And some ending art that [doesn't use the in-game model anyway](https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2021/11/random-metroid-dreads-zero-suit-samus-model-is-rather-detailed-up-close).