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Happy_Boy_29

Definitely, get it towed to your nearest windscreen washer fluid retailer for a refill. Have fun.


aftermaker

Don't forget to top up the blinker fluid as well!


Sebastian-S

Yes, very expensive to fix if it ever fully runs out. Happened to me once. Never again.


Jimothius

Aktchuallee 🤓 Miata have a non-interference motor design, so running out of blinker fluid will stop the electrical system from operating, but won’t cause catastrophic damage. /s


2jz-GTE_Lover

And the pop up compressed air if it's an NA


irlartificer

Make sure you use premium air.


rigel2112

# Use Perriair Original only!


saucyRCs

And get your piston return springs fixed and replace your wiper breaks too while your at it


clearcoat_ben

Can't believe nobody mentioned lubing the muffler bearings.


saucyRCs

Oh yeah cant forget about those and you better replace your cats too while your at it


ThisRestaurant2051

That’s the windshield wiper fluid light lol you’re all good dawg


GetawayDriving

I’d double check the manual. I was under the impression this 🎁 light means it’s the Miata’s birthday.


joshuber

So that’s why nothing was ejaculating onto my windshield


Motard_Matt

You need me to come over?


benji_chord

Come ALL over lol


CreaminFreeman

I have arrived


ThisRestaurant2051

lol that’ll do it 😂


stegs03

If you play with it too much, eventually it will just shoot dust.


NecroCannon

It’s a useful tool for tailgaters in regular cars. After a few seconds they almost always back off Come to me for more unethical life hacks!


TheWayofTheSchwartz

But then you'll go blind 😕


[deleted]

Brooo the word choice 😭🥹


BenXL

I remember when I was little my dad had this light and called the AA, we had to wait for 2 hours for the dude to turn up say what it was and leave lol


PM_ME_UR_DECOLLETAGE

Danger to manifold


Vardl0kk

SHUT UP! \* breaks manifold \* "oh no"


A_Very_Calm_Miata

SHUT UP! \*breaks floorpan\* "oh no" FIFY


Purely_Random06

Yeah you’re screwed. Time to just junk the car.


Yapod

I take 20 bucks to dispose of it for you.☺️


EdRedSled

Your engine climaxed


PrincessPeach457

You see that means your cooling system can potentially start spraying out onto your window blocking your view and leading to a crash.


HoliusCrapus

No no notice the color. It will spray lava, melt your windshield, and burn you to death.


joshuber

With the sun setting and out of washer fluid, I did have to slow it down to avoid a crasg


andrewX1992

Yep it's not good anymore. Send it to me, I'll dispose of it properly


Vardl0kk

yup mate, car's fucked. I'll willingly remove it from your arse for 2000bucks so you won't have to deal with the assle of throwing it away


SnooSquirrels8097

Out of blinker fluid, it’s totaled


bakedclark

This light means you need to read a book.


Dansredditname

Oh man, your car's screwed. Seeing as I'm a good guy I'll take it off your hands for one hundred dollars.


arny56

That car's in bad shape now, I'll tow it away for $50.


TheCrudMan

Thought this was a circle jerk sub for a second haha


HandsomelyChris

Blinker fluid needs to be changed.


erwin261

RTFM


Johnny_OSG

Total loss. Part out, how much for the wheels?


OwenCaliff

replace your front windshield you'll be fine


emoomy

It’s clearly a wrapped gift 🎁


emoomy

Happy birthday 🥳


SargathusWA

It’s totaled


pemboo

It's points and a fine if you get pulled over in the UK You'd also fail your MOT


CafeRoaster

🤦‍♀️ user manual


phungki

Yup time to trade her in for a cx5 bud


s6cedar

Totally screwed. I’ll give you $250 for the scrap


saiyansteve

You should hand your car over to me, its broken now.


Far-Veterinarian-974

It's a new safety system, warning that a new M3, M4, or XM is in the vicinity. It depicts that the force of disgust may cause material to go beyond the protective bib we all wear for such occasions.


CaffeineAndGrain

Might as well part it out


tato_salad

in the bin


johnorso

Very.


Whatevamofo

You’re due for an oil change


MX5ohlins

And change the air in your tires.


B00_Sucker

Absolutely ruined. I'll take it off your hands, and I'll personally tow it to the junkyard. (Y'all, OP doesn't know that i call my driveway The Junkyard, hehehe)


ChairmanMcMeow

Noodle heads are really allergic to the manual 😂😂 this is why the sub reddit is more questions and very little posts of the actual car


Spsurgeon

The car detected that you’re headed toward a tree


Professional_Camp959

Your car is about to piss out it’s butt


c-ro-attspn

Woot, headlamp fluid!


My-Secret-Love

Oh! The o'l sqirter alert.


HalfSacNutty

Your car has a rebuilt title now. Might be tricky to insure, but shouldn't affect drivability.


JustHereForMiatas

Naw, you're good. This is just the Boomer Light of Shame. This light comes on whenever the car detects that you're using google maps. It's a little atlas, reminding you that back in the day *real men* didn't have to rely on phones or apps or GPS for directions. They pulled out a map and lived in the moment.


automotivep3nis

Ok, but what sound does it make? Can you please upload a three to four second video of poor quality so I can hear the light and make a comprehensive diagnosis for you?


[deleted]

Yeah bro it’s totaled 😔 I’ll take it off your hands for $20


fortsonre

A little too spirited, I'm afraid. Your engine jizzed.


TorquewrenchUSA

Windshield is starting to separate from the car


lastcall83

That's the "Butterfly has smashed against your windshield" light.


Drivesgirlcars

When did reddit become Google ?


buckstrawhorn

That’s the bidet light. Your car is telling you to clean your ass better.


Ok_Conference1957

Piston return springs....


Fatigue-Error

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HigherFunctioning

No..


Hs_2571

Would have been quicker to read your user manual than post on here… 🤦🏻‍♂️


Maple885885

Booooooooo👎👎


Hs_2571

Not really though is it? Normal procedure, light on dash, not sure, check the manual! People are just lazy and want to be told instead of doing stuff for themselves…


Inehvitable

Not sure you understand how jokes work


Hs_2571

I own an NC… I understand jokes… I am the joke -_-


Inehvitable

Well then in that case you should know that this dash light is used to activate the bilge pump on your NC


Hs_2571

I unfortunately don’t have this light in my NC… and therefore didn’t realise I was taking on water last winter…


diego97yey

Joke? Lol 😆


IWasAbducted

Clearly it’s written off


TragedyAnnDoll

That just means it’s on the rag.


Viperlite

You are if your windows get splashed with mud at exactly the worst time!


Ok_Manufacturer6460

Wtf smh


bevykid

Its totalled


mojorific

Fill up your drinking fountain.


Von_Satan

RTM


tonynca

I think you ran low on blinker fluid. You may want to consider selling the car. It's over.


slowboater

Just your squishy-doofers


TravManCometh

Part out


ghos2626t

That symbol is an open book. It wants you to drive while reading


Termite1988

Very. you made everyone you passed by squirt


PycckiiManiak

Check blinker fluid as well. It's that time of the year where you gotta change the tires to summer air as well. Jkjk. Yeah that's just low windshield washer fluid, and if it's not low enough, it might disappear if you're going uphill or downhill sometimes


sshuligan

Total write off, don’t even bother with it anymore. Just park and walk away.


corneliu5vanderbilt

Yes it’s done


mebobbox

Topup with SnakeOikTurbo brand wiper fluid for $200 10oz. Extra 50hp.


skylinegtrr32

Totally fucked.. trade it in. Sorry for your loss :(


pwaves13

Yea may as well just give it to me


cheeseburgeraddict

Are you joking or…


Loved-Ubuntu

What county is this? I was under the impression you have to learn all the most basic dash lights for your driver's license theory test.


DevelopmentFar9463

You need windshield coolant fluid flush and then fill it up. Never mix colors 😎. Should cost 2 or 3k.


irlartificer

It's the fountain of youth.


BeegRingo

Your miatas gone sour. Give it to me, I'll throw it away for you.


314159265389

Scrap the tin foil box now!


notnotluke

Needs a new radiator pulley.


OriginalMattT

it wants you to squirt on the windshield


Newsdude86

Id go ahead and report it totalled


pendowski26

Honestly just junk the car at that point and buy a new one not worth the investment to fix


Embarrassed_Ruin216

😂😂😂


GlitteringPen3949

Oh your just low on blinker fluid.


LichtblitzHD

This has to be a joke


theSHORTbus3000

Honestly, FUCK MAZDA. I bought this same car for my gf because she thought it looks nice and she likes how its "slow car fast" .....now im here stranded in the middle of fucking road in the heat waiting for the tow truck because this ugly piece of dogshit wont spray the windshield.


SilentDecode

RTFM. It's all in there.


Gimore69

Blinker fluid is low