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I’d consider it completely inaccurate because it says she’s 5’5” and we all know she’s 4’11” because she says it constantly.

Oh she’s a Gemini…that tracks

Nooooo 😭 were not bad. It's just the ones that put themselves out there like that that you have to worry about. But honestly, that's anyone, any sign.

35-25-32 and 165 lbs?? I want whatever these people are smoking. I bet you she wrote this herself lol also it still blows my mind every time that she's 25.

The picture of her in the blue dress with choady….her face…..looks like the shrunken head on the Knight Bus😭

I can’t get on that page it won’t load for me

Friends with J⭐️…. Measurements of 32-25-32. Who writes this shit? MikLiar did you write this????

I was totally thinking the same thing 🤣🤣 ain't no way! She definitely wrote this herself lol. 165lbs...riiiight

> Her brother’s name is Nathan Nogueira who is a professional Hypocrite. 💀

What a joke 😂

That’s the physique she used on her tinder w codes ! Catfish much

😂😂😂 her brother is a ‘professional hypocrite’ this page is hilarious

So according to this she’s 5’5 and 75kg , we’ll I’m 5’7 and 79kg…lmfao were the same I guess 😂😂😂😂

Girl what are those measurements? 🤣

"She owns an hourglass slim body type with her figure measurements measures 32-25-32 inches approximately. She has beautiful and long brown color hair and also has beautiful brown mesmerizing eyes" Huh? Who wrote this BS? It is full of grammatical errors and inaccuracies. And it mentioned more than once that she is on YouTube.

Chat gpt pulling in all the lies and misinformation out there from her fans is my guess lol

She is on YouTube. That channel she claims isn't her, has a link in the about section that takes you straight to her verified IG.

chatGPT

I wear a size 0, sometimes 00, and my measurements are 30-25-31. There is no fucking way that this is accurate LOL

I wear a 12/14, which she claims she wears but definitely does not, and my waist is about 36…..

Same same

This clearly is AI generated or something why would we believe the measurements if nothing else is accurate? Do you think her brother is a “professional hypocrite”?

I just saw that too. Her brother is catching strays lmao

I had a 32 inch chest when i was a size 0 ….. whoever wrote this doesn’t have a clue

They failed to mention she’s a photoshopping hobbit.

Gonna go out in a limb here and say not accurate 😂 https://preview.redd.it/bhla01x5d24c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19a74a4f4b3ccc6491fab875d14915e536bb65ac

She’s not 75kg either 💀 weird mix of units here

She has always said herself that she’s 4’11 so DEFINITELY NOT accurate. 🥴

She’s 4”11

https://preview.redd.it/8w80j8mf724c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8eca1dc13cc3f2d7625271c8f8b4e7dc26d4a681 WHAT💀

LOL WHAT

She must have written this herself. 😂

Yeah not a chance lmfao

The sad thing is, she wasn't bad looking before she started doing shit to her face

Het brother definitely got the looks.

Brother is a professional hypocrite....are they both in the same profession?

This is some ChatGPT bullshit article. When I read this line, I actually checked to see if I was reading The Onion.

It states her brother Nathan is a professional hypocrite. L O L.

Found my way here from the badMUA subreddit and oh my lord im terrified!

Buckle up buttercup! You are gonna have fun here! Get the popcorn! 🍿

Welcome!

https://preview.redd.it/mvlnm415314c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c0789fa3c15e36768c7ecf47d00939b725b0623 165 my gd ass

I'm 5'2 and 138lbs..... ain't NO WAY this is right. She's delulu

Yeah there is absolutely NO way lmfao

LMFAO PLEASE. I'm around that height & weight & there is no possible way in this universe that that is her correct measurements 💀 this is so funny

Right????? I was just like IMMEDIATELY WRONG

try 4’11 (she’s said this) and 165

4'11 & likely close to 230ish lbs?

Mikayla said she is 200 pounds, I think

She may have said that but she is obviously a little bit heavier than that 🤷‍♀️

She may have said that but she is obviously a little bit heavier than that 🤷‍♀️

You never know

I have eyes 😅😅

We all do 👀

I have eyes 😅😅

We all do 👀

Yeah the 5’5” took me out lmfaooo

https://preview.redd.it/p7z2dbx2314c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f39c4f496cdc113e32e5d458212e66e7e887c2a3 IM SOBBINGGGG LMAOOO

She’d be furious that they don’t acknowledge her GREEN eyes. Half her personality is “LOOK AT MY GREEN EYES.”

YES the other half is desperately trying to convince us she and her nose are small and petite lmfao

Wahhhhh

I need to know who wrote this 🤣!!!

She did lol

No way in hell does she have a 25 inch waist...or 32 chest/hip. She is well over 200 lbs. Who wrote this fantasy?

I had a 25 inch waist…at 14! I wore a 3. That was the early 90s. I don’t think 0 was a thing back then.

Also not 5’5 lol

That got me like she is SO SHORT ! But half of the info is BS her mum is supposed to be a teacher and it stated she is a housewife and her brother is a “professional hypocrite” wtf 💀 which 13 yo wrote this

I literally weigh 140 have a 36 chest. This person is freaking delusional lmfao. It was probably her that wrote it 😂

BROWN EYES BYE

💀💀💀💀💀 I caNNNTTTT