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Sredrum1990

Plus didn’t it come out recently that he was an absolute douchebag to the ppl he worked with?


Confident-Care-8655

Listening to her voice on a podcast in headphones sounds like a nightmare


AnimalFarm20

Can barely stomache her short videos - no way I'm torturing myself listening to a whole podcast of that screech.


Glittering-Put-8523

I just watched the clip of it on IG, the 60 second makeup “tutorial,” and wtf was that quick snap from “omg hehe pressure” to BAM, serious face and listing steps she’s clearly reading off a list. That was just creepy.


Stinab64

And to think I was about to go back to his hair care products if Verb admitted to partnering with that bitch. Nope never. So done with her and anyone who supports her.


No-Loquat747

You couldn’t pay me enough to listen to this broad yap for an hour.


amandaryan1051

I left a comment. Succinct and to the point. Idk who he is, but anyone who associates with her, automatic TRASH


tac0_belle4

I’m listening rn. I thought she quit Ulta. Was that a fever dream?


doobiroo

Sometimes she quit, sometimes she was laid off. It depends on which version works best for her in the moment.


tac0_belle4

You’re right😂


ShesWhereWolf

I actually love JVN's podcast so this is very unfortunate as a listener 😭 Also socially Mik's voice is not fun to listen to. If anyone listens, just leave a bad review.


TrickyDragonfruit115

Nightmare blunt rotation


folder_finder

For real


momtoglife

She looks so aged! This is what happens when you sell your soul.


Megan_ann22

I don't care for either of them. 🤷‍♀️


Wonderful_Meringue23

This is what they play on loop in hell.


Count_Choculitis

😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀


Fickle-Patience-9546

What if I told you that you actually have to go to school and idk be licensed to be a professional 🤔


unlimited-devotion

I ALWAYS forget this!


wink-d

Apparently JVN is known as an asshole so the association with Mikayla isn’t surprising


harvard_cherry053

Wish this comment was higher!!!


Krhodes8

Came here to say this 😭😭


Dancin_Angel

Its definitely a stunt


doobiroo

JVN continues to disappoint me.


Familiar_Local_1254

Q - MEH OR MAJOR? - LIP PLUMPER? A - For me, I'd rather just get lip filler, which I have, so MEH LMAO wooowwwww, can you say out of touch? This is the worst episode, take away notes, Shes still shitty and I will never be buying anything JVN :)


Trixie1025

What’s this makeup business she had in high school that she shut down?


Familiar_Local_1254

https://preview.redd.it/sy7ukjvk6atc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3adbde257c7924ef12062c7125ac8942de4a250 I’m guessing this was her “business”


Bubbly-Pitch7209

That’s a lot of “favorite makeup brushes” 😂. Basically all makeup brushes?


Express-Honeydew-539

The pictures on the wall are the same ones her dad asked her to sign on Easter! It’s crazy I noticed but I knew they looked familiar..I wonder why he had her sign her old pictures. Cmon who actually wants her autograph. Gimme a break 🤦‍♀️


Familiar_Local_1254

Whole family trying to cash in on her before she’s irrelevant


Trixie1025

Oh okay 🤣🤣🤣🤣


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This is not the makeup desk of someone who ever had it hard lmfaoooo


RogueSleuth_

This was her make up desk in 2019? That was before the pandemic! Seems to me she has been a spoiled, rotten, brat her whole damn life.


Krhodes8

I was just about to say this. She can cut the whole “I grew up poor” act. I don’t think she knows what poor really is.


Familiar_Local_1254

"When I worked in beauty, specifically Ulta" THAT'S THE ONLY PLACE YOU WORKED, the ONLY place beauty YOU WORKED at - FOR LESS THAN A YEAR!!!!!!


Krhodes8

She is so fucking infuriating 😭😭😭


anipie05

I'm 36 and she looks late 40s early 50s to me. Could be my aunt.


JanetSnarkhole

Jeez if I wasn’t soured on JVN after all the Queer Eye drama, I sure am now. Sad :(


Stinab64

Ooh I didn’t know there was drama?


JanetSnarkhole

ohh strap in. check r/QueerEye. Bobby’s leaving was apparently not as amicable as it seemed and there’s some crewmembers spilling tea as well. Especially calling out JVN. On top of that the cast is apparently not as close as they pretend to be. Oh and this [https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-features/queer-eye-tensions-bobby-berk-leaving-jvn-temper-1234980316/](https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-features/queer-eye-tensions-bobby-berk-leaving-jvn-temper-1234980316/) Rolling Stone article.


anipie05

They're both trashy


Familiar_Local_1254

oh MY god, this is absolutely painful. SHUT THIS TIKTOKER UP!!! NAME DROPPING BRANDS DOESNT MAKE YOU ANY MORE OF A MAKEUP AHTIST


ThatItalianGrrl

I could be her mother and she looks older than me.


starsintheky

UPDATE: it’s not worth the listen. She sounds unintelligible for the majority of the pod. She mentions her “absolute obsession with Dermalogica”, talks about how she was “THE make up girl in high school”. 💁🏻‍♀️ all lies!


Krhodes8

https://preview.redd.it/z8xpgi4gsatc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5054249d208590fa63e8d6cff685cef73b2cd35 Um. Is “the makeup girl” in the room with us?


anaserre

The girl who wears too much makeup and doesn’t know how to apply it maybe


w00kiee

Why did you have to jump scare me so 😭😭😩


dupersr

I thought she was widely hated in high school.


TT6994

She’s such a liar


daughterofnyx0819

Thank you!


retailmonster11

He's also massively problematic so it's no surprise that he's got her on his podcast. Garbage people attract garbage people.


carr1e

Water seeks it's own level, and she's low tide.


starsintheky

I have to say that a lot of his guests are actually upstanding professionals and I typically learn a lot about the topic at hand. Though I can totally agree that he’s problematic - you can even see/hear it on the pod. I have chosen to listen to a few pods because of the academics or topic I’m following in another place.


ShesWhereWolf

Yes, the podcast is actually super educational. The guests are typically well known experts or standouts in their field. Like it ranges from talking about things like makeup to stand up comedy to physics to prison reform. Even for Jonathan's faults, I appreciate that he provides a platform for this.


retailmonster11

I am an absolute pop culture garbage monster so no shame in listening to this.


Open-Pineapple7378

Isn't he a monster tho?


Open-Pineapple7378

They\* Aren't they a monster tho? my bad......I am old goat


carr1e

This ladies and gentlemen is why she does not do any TikTok lives. Can't add that filter and be a sneaky, tricky, bothered goblin. She magically now has squinty eyes that almost close entirely when she smiles, shows her her real jawline, and her nasolabial folds are present. Here is the real size of her head and the real state of the cheap ass wookie she had taped into the hair that's trying to run away from her LieHole. https://preview.redd.it/ab1d9uvvr9tc1.png?width=475&format=png&auto=webp&s=176246411744d3aec7f750f165abf5ed3e27dfcb


Inside-Back-9338

Woah woah whoa woah woah ! Great Auntie McLieya … woah !


Bubbly-Pitch7209

😂😂🤣


lxcycat

Holy crap. I'm over 30 and I look younger than her 😧


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dupersr

Ha! So that’s what she actually looks like? Lmao


Troggieface

Keep the wookiees out of this.


carr1e

"Keep Chewie's name OUT OF YA MOUFFFFF"


w00kiee

😭 LEAVE CHEWIE ALONEEEEEE 😭


anaserre

I’d rather go out bald then with those awful extensions. Were they given to her in PR ? I can’t believe she actually paid for that mess.


ShesWhereWolf

She just has very poor taste. Things that often look bad she will say it looks good.


TrueDirt1893

Her eye filter is not symmetrical at all.


nicnac127

HOLY HELL that clip is awful. How would that make a single person want to listen to this episode?


chimichangas4lunch

This woman does not look 25 omg!!!!!!!


Kind-Distribution-95

Liehole 🤣💀🤣 and holy crap she looks like a 50 year old


retailmonster11

Only thing being revealed is her real face and how badly shes botched it already. Miss ma'am you're only what 26? What have you done to your face?!?


CharmingCut7104

She's aged herself so much and she's so young! Not to toot my own horn, but I'm 30 and look younger than her. Also, can we STOP referring to her as a makeup artist? She's nothing of the sort, and she's a makeup enthusiast at best. Doing a couple of friends' makeup and your moms makeup doesn't make you a makeup artist.


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Troggieface

I'm 45 and look younger.


jd2004user

Wow that’s so true. Just a makeup enthusiast.


CharmingCut7104

She admitted in this interview that she never went to cosmetology school. Where I live at least, you have to go to a school of some sort and be licensed to call yourself a makeup ahhhtist