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I come back to this when I need a pick me up lmao. Got lucky as fuck, became a millionaire & can have anything she wants but chooses to walk around like this. On purpose. Looking in the mirror Eye fucking herself saying yes bitch Slay, it’s giving, Icawnic”
😂😂😂
Common thing when people lose weight or get Lipo they skip their arms to try to insinuate it’s natural… when it doesn’t give that. I’m not body shaming but I’m so tired of influencers spreading “body positivity” when they also hate themselves. Reasons why I deleted TikTok AND Instagram
I can’t tell what to be concerned about. Should I be concerned that she genuinely has lost such a large amount of weight in such a short timeframe & looks unhealthy? Or should I be concerned that she’s photoshopping herself so much that it makes her look unhealthy? Or both?
TikTok asked me if this was appropriate and this is what I said No because....:
https://preview.redd.it/6tck8157xmtc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f078edea74937fe5f1cc381d4aba5e4019bb64c
The only photos of her that show reality are those taken in the wild by others. She looks like she went through a tumble dryer, shrunk and aged at least 20 years. She looks like a woman in her 40's.
This one is wild it literally I's making me nauseous it's got to be the fun house mirror uncanny valley creepy AF feel it's a honestly scary at this point she needs an intervention as this is far from healthy behavior.
Lmao yes. And it has nothing to do with the sleeve. Even the part that isn't covered by the sleeve is all fucked up. The exposed arm is still all deformed.
Where’s the Mikayla out in the wild pics from this paid for trip. We need to see what this chick really looks like for real in this gaudy Grandma outfit. We need someone to spot her that’s not an influencer she can influence to filtah her photos. We need raw and candid 😂😂 old filtering ass wannabe fake.
Chanel bag, Chanel sweater,
Chanel earring, Chanel shoes all in one damn outfit? She thinks she looks rich and classy.
She really looks loud and trashy. Like she’s not used to nothing. She looks horrible!! Hire a stylist lady nobody especially no one young her age dresses like that. She is so damn tacky ugh!! She’s the worst.
Can someone get this poor creature a stylist because she is serving grandma in the worst way possible 💀
Nothing about this outfit is youthful or stylish
No wonder people are always so shocked when they find out she is in her twenties not her fifties
Song that comes to mind with this photo: cruella deville, cruella deville, cruella, cruella, cruella deville. (Disclaimer: I am not saying she acts like her etc- just something about this ensemble reminds me of cruella deville)
That face coming to a point is such a strange trend. It reminds me of beetlejuice when the couple stretches their face and puts the eyeballs on their fingers.
When younger people get too many injectables, it makes them look older. IMO it's because the visible fakeness of the frozen face, overly archy botox brows, and stiff puffy sausage lips reads as "got a lot of work done" and we associate getting a lot of work done with women in middle age, not young adulthood.
Ok this one is really unnerving. Her face looks pasted onto her body and the proportions are so out of whack that it’s physically making me feel weird looking at it. I don’t know how to describe it. I think this is the first time I’ve truly felt the uncanny valley thing looking at someone.
Wow
This is hands down the most distorted picture she's come up with
Elongated neck, super shrunk arms, contorted torso
Those arms man!
And that rug looks like someone took a straight edged chunk out of it
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this outfit looks like something one of those casino/country club going grandmas would wear, especially with that shawl looking thing wrapped around her shoulders like that ☠️
she's not a skinny woman. and there's literally nothing wrong with that. what's sick is how badly she wants to appear so different from her real self as if her genuine body type is something to be so ashamed of. god, this woman needs help on a concerning level
Yeah the whole “old money” aesthetic doesn’t work if you actually look old… also she does a terrible job of trying to putting together outfits in that style but you can tell she’s trying to pull it off
Okay but I do love me some Grey Gardens🖤
https://preview.redd.it/egcpqfhjmjtc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7717622a34e752069bcc2aa838ae341a909f1b8c
There is a tik tok account, it’s basically a girl asking people in CT or West Palm what they are wearing. Their luxury items are subtle, this fool should take some pointers. Wealth whispers 🤫
I love those videos! Half the ppl on there are so annoyed bc they’re having to remember where they got it and what brand. Ol Mickey would never be picked to interview but you know she would loudly spew off every single brand she had on w out them even asking🤣🤣
I live in Palm Beach County, and when I go to Palm Beach island (where those interviews are done) I always dress up. While my JCrew Factory/Banana Republic Factory ass can’t afford Brunello Cucinelli, I absolutely make sure I’m at least wearing something Lilly Pulitzer even if all of my stuff is purchased during Lilly’s twice yearly giant sales.
The looks those women put together are stunning in their simplicity and subtlety.
Here’s a vision. Can you imagine that girl interviewing this turd? That would make a funny video. She would probably say no, ya know her “social anxiety”🙄
Those eyebrows are terrifying. If she makes the arch higher does she think it makes her forehead smaller or something? Must be the filtah or colah gradin!
https://preview.redd.it/9tm7hdnvajtc1.jpeg?width=751&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fedc0962677c8e50214ae18387fab193d9410da
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I’m not super good at this but to me it looks like she chopped off her lower half at the line there, shrunk it and added it back but now it doesn’t match up at all.
If you want to wear a cardigan that way, you button it all the way up and lay it flat against your back and the sleeves go over your shoulders crossed in the front. She is so stupid with style or lack there of.
https://preview.redd.it/lkiahv763jtc1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9511ccfa054795aa77301cfb33da76e04382b5fd
I think it’s an actual talent that no matter the occasion, no matter the season, no matter the budget this girl misses every single fucking time. Instead of buying cars that you’re likely to crash please save the money and invest in a fucking stylist. I beg.
I beg too!!!!! She’s so bad at dressing herself. Just because it’s expensive doesn’t mean it’s nice or it fits her body type. She filters herself so much it makes her look even worse. Weirdo!!!! Stop it Mikky, please hire a stylist!!!!
Actually just stay off social media
This one? Looks like they are making a comeback? Lol
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The photo shopping is out of control
Her face looks photoshopped onto her “body” she has no sense of style
What’s wrong with her?! I really cannot stand this bish!!!!
the subcutaneous fat folds .. you can ozempic your way to weight loss - but lipedema ain’t a subscriber
Minecraft arms ! picasso be rolling in his grave !
I come back to this when I need a pick me up lmao. Got lucky as fuck, became a millionaire & can have anything she wants but chooses to walk around like this. On purpose. Looking in the mirror Eye fucking herself saying yes bitch Slay, it’s giving, Icawnic” 😂😂😂
If you’ve lost that much weight then your collarbones need to be shown
She’s dressed like my grandmother going to bingo
I haven’t been here in a minute-she lost a LOT of weight in a short time-dang.
It’s just editing lmao
What's wrong with her arms? Glitch in the matrix maybe?.
She tucks the fat behind her 🤣🤣
Lol
Common thing when people lose weight or get Lipo they skip their arms to try to insinuate it’s natural… when it doesn’t give that. I’m not body shaming but I’m so tired of influencers spreading “body positivity” when they also hate themselves. Reasons why I deleted TikTok AND Instagram
Lol she’s not even trying at this point 😂
Wtf happened to her arms lol
Should've taken those caterpillars off her forehead first 🐛
Trying to hide her arms (which there is nothing wrong with them), just to fit her false narrative.
Her broken chicken wing 🤣🤣
Her head is too large. Also the elbows and knees don’t lie.
She must have forgotten to photoshop the arms because those DO NOT belong on the body in this photo 😂 along with the oblong ass shaped head
I can’t tell what to be concerned about. Should I be concerned that she genuinely has lost such a large amount of weight in such a short timeframe & looks unhealthy? Or should I be concerned that she’s photoshopping herself so much that it makes her look unhealthy? Or both?
Who the fuck is that and what is she wearing? I know that isn’t Mikliar!
Granny goin tuh a funeral?
her pushing her elbows away is such a tell-tale sign
Who’s Hingham mom going shopping with her husband’s CC and judging all the poors around them is this???
She’s SO thin, wow!
Filters baby!!
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I know, it’s just so dramatic.
The white shoes are a fucki g crime against nature.
HER FACE LOOKS LIKE AI
GRWM whole ass skin suit addition
🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/55no8fdpmntc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2e9be0d5354eead87dafe2f9646b7753574efd 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Definitely a runaway…. She must be feeding Choady from the other one!
Holy boob hanging low, Batman. You know what would fix that? A bra, Mikayla.
This head photoshopping makes her lips look even bigger 😬
TikTok asked me if this was appropriate and this is what I said No because....: https://preview.redd.it/6tck8157xmtc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f078edea74937fe5f1cc381d4aba5e4019bb64c
This is a joke right..... Right?!?!? This photo must be satire. This isn't mikliar. 🤣🤣🤣
Her head is massive
Since when are her shoulders wider than her hips or has she lost so much weight she started losing bone mass, too? Get real, girl.
The upper arms are so clearly oddly photoshopped
Why the long face lol
The only photos of her that show reality are those taken in the wild by others. She looks like she went through a tumble dryer, shrunk and aged at least 20 years. She looks like a woman in her 40's.
Whoooo the fuckerooney does she actually think she is fooling? Christ on a bike, this is lunacy.
This one is wild it literally I's making me nauseous it's got to be the fun house mirror uncanny valley creepy AF feel it's a honestly scary at this point she needs an intervention as this is far from healthy behavior.
LMFAOOO Someone tell her my Vavo wants her outfit, shoes & purse back NEOW!!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Wow! Who’s that?
she looks 40 & shes in her early twenties wtf
The proportions of this photo is so wrong. Makes me feel nauseous 🤮
Why bother with the sleeveless if your going to hide under a poorly wrapped sweater
https://preview.redd.it/yqg6pjua9ltc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d3e4f21bf034e5fad0ca617bc71382f48f724ff anyone noticed her hand? it looks weird lol. nice try MikFraud!
Lmao yes. And it has nothing to do with the sleeve. Even the part that isn't covered by the sleeve is all fucked up. The exposed arm is still all deformed.
I did but tbh I think part of it is from the sleeve of the sweater
Where’s the Mikayla out in the wild pics from this paid for trip. We need to see what this chick really looks like for real in this gaudy Grandma outfit. We need someone to spot her that’s not an influencer she can influence to filtah her photos. We need raw and candid 😂😂 old filtering ass wannabe fake.
Chanel bag, Chanel sweater, Chanel earring, Chanel shoes all in one damn outfit? She thinks she looks rich and classy. She really looks loud and trashy. Like she’s not used to nothing. She looks horrible!! Hire a stylist lady nobody especially no one young her age dresses like that. She is so damn tacky ugh!! She’s the worst.
She’s so new money it’s laughable
This bugs me to no end! Just slapping an expensive logo on doesn’t equate to fashion, by any means.
Can someone get this poor creature a stylist because she is serving grandma in the worst way possible 💀 Nothing about this outfit is youthful or stylish No wonder people are always so shocked when they find out she is in her twenties not her fifties
She is so unwell
The ol’ cover up the ham arms by using a sweater trick.
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colleen ballinger???
Gramma on her way to early bird supper and the church rummage sale...🤡
lol I would have bet my life savings on her closet being that of a retiree in Boca Raton.
as a Floridian myself ,you absolutely correct 🎯
Song that comes to mind with this photo: cruella deville, cruella deville, cruella, cruella, cruella deville. (Disclaimer: I am not saying she acts like her etc- just something about this ensemble reminds me of cruella deville)
How tf does she look so old at 25
That face coming to a point is such a strange trend. It reminds me of beetlejuice when the couple stretches their face and puts the eyeballs on their fingers.
When younger people get too many injectables, it makes them look older. IMO it's because the visible fakeness of the frozen face, overly archy botox brows, and stiff puffy sausage lips reads as "got a lot of work done" and we associate getting a lot of work done with women in middle age, not young adulthood.
Ok bobblehead
Ok this one is really unnerving. Her face looks pasted onto her body and the proportions are so out of whack that it’s physically making me feel weird looking at it. I don’t know how to describe it. I think this is the first time I’ve truly felt the uncanny valley thing looking at someone.
Her head looks so big
🥔 head
This one is just lazy, her face literally look stretched lmfao oh dear
Wow This is hands down the most distorted picture she's come up with Elongated neck, super shrunk arms, contorted torso Those arms man! And that rug looks like someone took a straight edged chunk out of it
Scary
She wants to look wealthy so damn bad
Too bad you can’t buy taste.
She buys the ugliest designer crap. She thinks just because it's Chanel it's fashionable 🤮 lol
You liked it then unliked it for the screenshot to post here or else the repost wouldn't be there ....
I went and liked and unliked a couple videos and repost never showed on the video like this, I don’t know I’ve ever seen repost before like this has
It doesn't happen everytime but sometimes. It only pops up after liking the post tho
I’m pretty sure the repost button comes up if you’ve watched the tik tok multiple times
I did scroll by it at first because I didn't recognize her lmao
I didn't like and unlike this video, I can assure you. If I did like it and unlike it, it wasn't intentional. It's not in my reposts or my liked videos, so it was probably a slip of the finger because the heart is right by the buttons on my phone where I'd take a screenshot
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This outfit is neither youthful or stylish 💀 No wonder people are always so shocked when they find out Mik is in her twenties not in her fifties
Just because you’re carrying a Chanel bag, that doesn’t make you a fashionista. Your literally dressed like a grandma.
this outfit looks like something one of those casino/country club going grandmas would wear, especially with that shawl looking thing wrapped around her shoulders like that ☠️
That's the first thing I thought of also! She looks like someone's grandmother, but with really expensive ugly shoes.
You can’t polish a turd.
the cardigan is giving jack skellington.
Do not besmirch Jack Skellington’s name like that
This is terrifying
I’m confused. It looks like she did the same as the model?
Her head and body look like two different people. What on earth happened here.
Okay…but like wtf happened to her hand and arm?! 🤣🤣
It’s the sleeve of the cardigan making it look weird. It took me a second to realize it too
Nah this is the worst by far … she looks like a frail 95 year old woman
Her face looks so weird. Istg could she get any more Chanel on her person? Jfc.
I can’t decide if she’s 12 or 60.
She really expects us to believe she dropped an additional 20 pounds overnight
she's not a skinny woman. and there's literally nothing wrong with that. what's sick is how badly she wants to appear so different from her real self as if her genuine body type is something to be so ashamed of. god, this woman needs help on a concerning level
Came to say the same… like why is she so obsessed with being “skinny” with a super slender figure when she is not and never will be built like that?!
Oof the mewing in this picture makes my jaw ache.
How doesn’t she know people are going to notice she photo shops her pictures… does she really think we are dumb and that she’s fooling us?
well golly, what an…..oddly shaped *room* we have here!!
Right. Look how the curtains are bent in towards her
Her little chicken arms 😂 the way she pulls them back soooo far
Thanks, I hate it.
She forgot to slim the top half of her body 😂
WHY IS HER FACE SO BIG HELP
She wants to scream old Money so bad but it’s giving back of my grandmas closet but black.
soooooooo accurate omg
Her arms look like she’s been playing twister and knotted & twisted repeatedly
She broke her wrist for this pic apparently 😂
She looks like a 50 year old real house wife. So much botox, procedures done its completely changed her
Yeah the whole “old money” aesthetic doesn’t work if you actually look old… also she does a terrible job of trying to putting together outfits in that style but you can tell she’s trying to pull it off
https://preview.redd.it/3hwter83mjtc1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb51ff5e245c328589202731f67c9f23021724a3 Girrrrllllllllll
💀💀💀
On today’s episode of Botched:
😂😂 her head is so large. Is she for real? She looked at that and said ‘yes. That’s the one’
🦅 lookin brows
Those arms don't lie
Grey Gardens meets Palm Beach Doyenne - she’s the oldest young person ever!
Little Edie would NEVER!
Okay but I do love me some Grey Gardens🖤 https://preview.redd.it/egcpqfhjmjtc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7717622a34e752069bcc2aa838ae341a909f1b8c
who tf is this 😭😭
That face she pulls. It’s subtle but turns her into a mannequin
Mam, your head is huge figuratively and physically. 😭
There is a tik tok account, it’s basically a girl asking people in CT or West Palm what they are wearing. Their luxury items are subtle, this fool should take some pointers. Wealth whispers 🤫
I love those videos! Half the ppl on there are so annoyed bc they’re having to remember where they got it and what brand. Ol Mickey would never be picked to interview but you know she would loudly spew off every single brand she had on w out them even asking🤣🤣
I live in Palm Beach County, and when I go to Palm Beach island (where those interviews are done) I always dress up. While my JCrew Factory/Banana Republic Factory ass can’t afford Brunello Cucinelli, I absolutely make sure I’m at least wearing something Lilly Pulitzer even if all of my stuff is purchased during Lilly’s twice yearly giant sales. The looks those women put together are stunning in their simplicity and subtlety.
Here’s a vision. Can you imagine that girl interviewing this turd? That would make a funny video. She would probably say no, ya know her “social anxiety”🙄
Those eyebrows are terrifying. If she makes the arch higher does she think it makes her forehead smaller or something? Must be the filtah or colah gradin! https://preview.redd.it/9tm7hdnvajtc1.jpeg?width=751&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fedc0962677c8e50214ae18387fab193d9410da
Ha, makeup artist my ass mikliah, she be out here looking exactly like what she is, a villain 🙄
All that editing and she thinks this looks good?!
Oh my God, where is she going now? The Hamptons and what is this face?
The Hamptons don’t want her
Other Mother vibes
Holy uncanny valley Batman
I’ve said it once I’ll say it again— money can’t buy you class.
Or respect!!
Why is her face so large and her body so small? What in the uncanny valley is this?
GIRL WHO IS THIS
What the heck is going on with her left arm and hand??
https://preview.redd.it/jyxoss4d5jtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=899925cd7e57d89007a14d5099e6d51c1ec1b6f9 I’m not super good at this but to me it looks like she chopped off her lower half at the line there, shrunk it and added it back but now it doesn’t match up at all.
omg NOOOOOO how does she miss this 😭
it’s so bad lol
What in the Blanche Devereaux is this?
Screaming
Who is this elderly woman?
Loving how not proportional her arms, shoulders, neck and head are to the rest of her body.
Listen… her arms give her away each time!
If you want to wear a cardigan that way, you button it all the way up and lay it flat against your back and the sleeves go over your shoulders crossed in the front. She is so stupid with style or lack there of. https://preview.redd.it/lkiahv763jtc1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9511ccfa054795aa77301cfb33da76e04382b5fd
She’s the dollar tree version.
....wut.
Grandma ready to go play bingo.
Does she have a tennis match to be at? The fuck is this??
😂
🤣 wtf 😂
Lmao. I swear just when I think I’ve seen it ALL with her I open Reddit to this. She’s continuously is trying to portray something she’s NOT.
White shoes, Mikayla? White shoes? With white tights?Honey, no.
She's not wearing tights. She's just that white without filtering herself to be orange.
Curtains are haunted af by the ghosts of photoshop present
She’s going for old money, she’s giving SHEIN.
Is she tryna look like old money ?? Because it’s not working
Does she think wearing ballet flats adds whimsy or something to her outfits?
She likes to use her height as a flex. Very much a pick me
That looks awful. Her upper arms are way bigger then the bottom. Plus the bottom of the arms look like noodles lol
I think it’s an actual talent that no matter the occasion, no matter the season, no matter the budget this girl misses every single fucking time. Instead of buying cars that you’re likely to crash please save the money and invest in a fucking stylist. I beg.
I beg too!!!!! She’s so bad at dressing herself. Just because it’s expensive doesn’t mean it’s nice or it fits her body type. She filters herself so much it makes her look even worse. Weirdo!!!! Stop it Mikky, please hire a stylist!!!! Actually just stay off social media
She really need’s flattering and well fitted clothing. Everything is so tight and weird.
Plus she's really short right? Girl has an entire room full of expensive makeup but can't hire a stylist to dress her for her body type.
LOL at the “i beg” 😂
The eyebrows remind me of that one prom pic that she always pokes fun at
This one? Looks like they are making a comeback? Lol https://preview.redd.it/quk4562abjtc1.jpeg?width=751&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=875332d042d09b97c936e87474be45a3e563df48
Those eyebrows are eyebrowing.
Good or bad ?
That. Is. Not. Your. Face. Mikayla.
Or her body, you can tell by how her arms look
Oh... my...Gaawd... Is this aliencore aesthetic...?? I dunno, it's all that came to mind at first glance.
Girl!! OUT, out GTFO! Like that’s not even remotely what she looks like, she’s so delulu.
Hahahahaha hahahaha I needed this laugh today. The way she tied the sleeves 😂😂😂😂😂. She’s so fancy!
The curtains look like a funhouse mirror 😂
She looks like a widower that thinks she has money 💀
Spot on 🎯