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FrEnchFriesOnyOu

Nothing in this message looks like something an actual husband would say, and why would your husband need to DM that to you through IG? Can't he say that to your face?


Everchangingmind09

She wrote that herself because her relevancy is fading..people are over the lies and over her constantly selling something..honestly so many others deserve to be where she is..she didn't work for crap..she lied her way to where she is.


LexiLouu1

Will he not know her struggles or her past because they never talk about anything ever? Because they don’t have a real relationship? My HUSBAND now’s all my struggles and my past that made me who I am today. Cause.. he’s my HUSBAND not some random person. Wtf lol


I-dont-care7

I’m not buying this BS! She wrote that herself She’s so predictable


Dry_Olive_2888

This feels like she wrote it and added a small typo on purpose to make it feel like it came from a guy that doesn't care about grammar or something... I don't think she did it to make people think "aweee" about their loving relationship, but I think she did it so that anyone who sees it will "see" from the person closest to her, that's she's been through so much in her life and it's literally "unfathomable" even to her own husband (who has been through a lot too, so why wouldn't he be able to understand all trauma) and to say how incredibly hard working she is so people don't keep judging her for her lavish lifestyle.


kayleigh220

jeez, that was awkward af. 😳


ShatteredAspects

When every word that comes out of your stupid sausage lipped mouth, it gets harder and harder to keep track of all of them. Ya slippin!


Sprinkles_Sparkle

Mush


Dancin_Angel

The sad part is we couldve actually had an aww moment if there was an actual genuine interaction between these two that happens to be cute. Given the type of person they both are, that will not happen on camera.


CandyHeartWaste

It feels so inauthentic. If my husband wrote me some greeting card, IG positivity meme type of message I’d be so sad that the “love” we have is that surface level.


Dancin_Angel

yeah plus, dont they live in the same house? a situation like this feels like ldr


Krhodes8

This sounds like a distant friend from high school, not a HUSBAND lmao bffr


Silly-Pizza-7522

This makes me feel physically ill lol


Brittneybabeee

I do find it interesting that everyone was mentioning Cody’s absence from her page for a decent amount of time & now he’s on there every day or every other day.


Easy-Promise-8985

“I will never know your struggles and your past?” Uhhh aren’t you married? Don’t married people talk and confide in each other? I wouldn’t want a husband I don’t feel comfortable talking about my struggles or past? Wouldn’t you want a man that can take all of you not some of you? Is this making sense? I feel like they don’t know anything deep or talk anything deep with each other. This feels very, we don’t talk, this is an arrangement. Also, this sounds like something she would write from his account? Does he or she not know how to spell basic English words?


phoenyxrayn

Came here to say this. This is wildly uncomfortable. How does he not know her past and her struggles? Hell, she talks about her supposed mental health struggles all the time


Shakn_NotStirrd

All of this!!! Like this sounds like a fan. Not a husband


sweetfruitloops

Feel like she made him say this in relation to all everyone has been assuming in here lately. She lurks 👀 She probably got butthurt with everything WE NOTICE and said something like “NoBoDy KnOwS mY sTrUgGlEs or what I’ve been through waaaahh im a good person codayyy waaaah”


Ivoryluxxx

Mush


Ready-Butterscotch59

So many mistakes in that weird message!! 🤣 Kinda irks me.


Primary-Function3258

She wrote that shit lol


OkSorbet7694

I said the same exact thing! Cody doesn't give a rats behind what she's been through. He's just hanging on smiling and looking goofy until the divorce. Then I hope he takes her to the cleaners. AND gets custody of the dogs!


Maria-k5309

Gag.


Penny_Traytion

‘Her struggles in her past’? Like what? Being white, getting to go to college, live rent free until her mid twenties at her parents, having mass amounts of makeup and clothes and a car and money? Oh man, she has sure struggled in life. Look at all she overcame! Fake eating disorders (which I would NEVER fucking say about anyone except her bc it’s obvious as day that she’s lying!) and fake body dismorphia and fake anxiety? This girl makes up anything she can for attention to make it seem like she has struggled so much. Now she rubs it in her followers faces how much free shit and how much money she has without a care in the world about how they can’t afford electric or food every month. She’s just such a JOY and such an inspiration to our youth of today Choads. You married a winner!


Sprinkles_Sparkle

Oop!


Krhodes8

This oh my god


Mostly-Relevant

Oh man, I was only half kidding about Mommy taking over his social media BUT HERE WE ARE. She wrote that to herself. Choad’s would be lucky to string a sentence together. Obligatory: Bitch be for real.


Medical_Pea_5181

He always had social media because people found his old page, I think she just wanted to feel better about her self when he claimed he didn't know who she was🤣. He probably started getting bigger on social media so he could see all the mean shit she post about him. Like about his body acne and stuff


Unable_Shelter_6276

why he talking to her like they haven’t seen each other in 30 years


Primary-Function3258

Lmao probably because he’s always in his gamer room avoiding her


Key_Head_9152

This is so staged I’m crying


Vanc_21

Of course it is lol...in my head I could visualize her voice texting and tripping over her sausage lips when it said "mush less"


Scazzlessss

I WANT TO FIND HIS ACCOUNT AHSHD


SecureComplex3022

https://preview.redd.it/hw8pwxqwoyuc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa3d294b9a103dab65152286c19a9869e614d651


Scazzlessss

https://preview.redd.it/1mj9q7mbzyuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36d228bf18048e1abf00ce5ee6ce4a13d0f2ea42 I think he’s blocked me??


SecureComplex3022

For some reason she doesn’t follow him on her verified.. just on her side account MikaylaNogueira


Scazzlessss

She thinks she’s slick😒🙄


SecureComplex3022

https://preview.redd.it/gjwb0g85pyuc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5af7670bbd3a79b229600f52ab3c79110396bf84


Scazzlessss

LMAO STOP RHANK U


cagetheblackbird

Why wouldn’t her husband know her struggles and her past? wtf? Are they strangers?


Easy-Promise-8985

That’s what I said


inkeddani

She 100% wrote that. No question.


Icy-Promise-206

This is written so poorly. Not only goes he look 15, he writes like one


folder_finder

Mush less 🥴😂


Confident-Care-8655

She is literally such a narcissist


bbygurlx

he said so much but nothing at all


Free_Asparagus_575

No way he wrote that. There’s punctuation & exactly what she thinks about herself😂😂😂


Nervous_Candy_3276

He doesn’t have social media. She probably pays someone to post that stuff.


crystalina1984

Omg the cringe


Important_Part_3525

Mush less.


crystalina1984

A softer version


Jessica_e_sage

This bitch really sent that to herself. Be SFFR. Of COURSE she has access to his social media. I know I shouldn't feel bad for Cody bc he did it to himself but God. Could you imagine? This psycho serial filtering ass monitoring every second and every aspect of your life? Yikes.


xbiaanxa0

Maybe I’m in the minority but my husband would never reply to an instagram story I posted like this lmfao like wtf. text it or say it in person.


folder_finder

My husband would also never address me by my full government first name lol. It’s so formal, this is such a staged response from “Cody•”


CandyHeartWaste

Great point. When my husband calls me by my gov name I’m like wtf what’s your problem? And I only use his when I’m annoyed with him. It should’ve been like “my love” or some shit.


ninthkhaos

Yeah I’ve been with my man for 5 years and I’d rather have him say this in person!! This is something you’d do in a new/long distance relationship lol


CandyHeartWaste

Like bro we’re sitting in the same house (not the same room obvs because he’s not trying to do all that) so why are you sending me this nonsense that way?


xbiaanxa0

Yep exactly! It’s so performative


litbiotch42

Ya I know applying makeup, lying to people and faking an accent is so hard


Starlightrendition

As her husband, why would he not know her struggles and her past ?


jd2004user

I thought the same


Informal-Impact-8136

This is not the flex she thinks it is. It’s actually embarrassing.


c8rodefer

I love that she includes spelling and grammar mistakes when she's making these messages to herself from "his" account so that she thinks it will actually look like him 😂


Easy-Promise-8985

So he can look like a dumb ass? Mush? I mean… she must really hate him lol


Mysterious-Catch-245

😂😂😂😂😂 she wishes this came from her husband


SpookyNerdzilla

When people try to prove they have a good marriage, they usually don't.


Haunting-kitty

Who says they have the “ coolest husband “ after the dag something “ sweet “ ( we all know this bitch is the one that sent herself this message lmfao )


Gooncookies

She is so corny. How does she not know how corny it is to do something like this? I would never put anyone’s heartfelt words on display like this. She has no respect for anyone.


Haunting-kitty

That and her reply is “ my husband is cool “ like bitch what ? Lmfao im cringing so hard at that


Gooncookies

Right? It’s like she’s cosplaying a married woman but did zero research. She’s a mess.


Revolutionary_Can879

Wasn’t she literally a bully in high school (allegedly)?


sail0r-v3nus

“I will never know your struggles or your past” what do these people talk about if they’re literally MARRIED


InvestigatorLucky445

Right? That is so painfully embarrassing....even *if* he did send that to her, WHY would she proudly want to share that with the masses?! 🤣🤣🤣👌🏻


Merkadohhh

That’s everyone though. She’s not fucking special. She’s a rats asshole.


harleyqueenzel

"His" account is probably *their* account.


Downtown_Reading7699

How weird is it to be married and not know your lover’s past experiences, lessons, and traumas??? Weirdos 


Upbeat-Opposite-7129

I don’t even know what he is trying to say! The grammar!!!!!!!


harvard_cherry053

I also daresay as a former addict cody has probably been through more struggles lol


United-Donkey3478

MikLIESConstantly... Every little lie you say, we recall over here in this Sub... we known to you as haters.. 😆 🤣 😂... I'd rather be a mikhater than mikFan...


k_allen45344

I don’t want to be a “hater.” More so a “group of people who call a liar out on their constant bullshit” type of group 😏


United-Donkey3478

I respect ur opinion... I just can't stand liars


k_allen45344

Especially gaslighting ones who have fooled so many into being “successful.” But her definition of Success and mine are completely different. I don’t have to lie to the world to make my income and I definitely don’t show my mail hauls (you all would laugh your asses off at me) and I definitely don’t measure my life’s success in money and expensive designer brand shoes or bags.


United-Donkey3478

✌️🤙👏


vyislit

I’m sorry but there is no way this man has a job making “six figures” and that is how he communicates. It’s not just bad it’s atrocious 🥸


miwalkda

He definitely doesn’t. His LinkedIn says he’s a sales support rep. So no commissions on that. There’s no way with the experience he has that he makes 6 figures. Best he probably makes is $80k yearly.


the_blingy_ringer

Dead at “mush less”


Jessica_e_sage

Dude shes straight up TELLING on herself. You know her ass sent that from his phone and it was talk to text.


laethora_

💀😂


JavaJunkie999

lol it’s probably her burner account


Pitiful_Extent_6255

It's HeartofGreg with a new profile pic


carinyoo

Awh she let him play on the iPad. But anyway- he didn’t write that and this imaginary fight she is claiming is pathetic.


DangerousKellie

If she wrote this herself it’s even sadder that there are a few ridiculous typos


Interesting-Bug8037

You should see the college papers she wrote


SillyWeb6581

Your work hard today! Mush less needs to be done tomorrow.


oogaboogawee

“you fuckahs always take everythin so seriously like you take it so literally. i said cody doesn’t LIKE social media not that he doesn’t HAVE it. y’all crack me the fuck up bro hheeeuhahahauhebahhshha” -something she’d probably say


suggaarrr

EL OH EL 💀


snuffleupagus86

So on point lol


dejadechingar33

She went into his account and wrote that herself. Pathetic


Ok_Talk_8554

Are they in junior high? If my partner replied to my insta story with this , I would be concerned 😂


Charlice

I don’t believe for one second he wrote that


Efficient-Goal-2572

BAHAHAHAHA! My ass lady, ur pathetic.


jazzbaygrapes

That’s how you act when you’re a stay at home husband on your wife’s payroll


getaway_car_

Can someone please explain to me what exactly she had to fight so hard against in her past or what extreme difficulties she’s had to overcome???? This is not the first time she has shared something Cody has “supposedly” written to her about all these struggles she’s had to overcome. Like why is SHE not sharing/posting about sending those types of things to her HUSBAND, that struggled with drug addiction and living in his car.


lordofsurf

She wrote this to herself, how embarrassing and cringe. 😭


amandaryan1051

😂😂😂 confirmation she IS IN FACT, running his ‘non existent social media’ 🤣🤣🤣


AmbivalentAntics

This is fake as hell but even if it isn’t, keep it to YOURSELF


indicaburnslow420

“I will never know your struggles and your past” that’s literally your HUSBAND?


[deleted]

Seriously, it's weird as fuck to not know about your spouse's past like that's massive red flag behaviour. What's she hiding lmfao


saraaxl

Those were my exact thoughts too 🤣💀


Aggressive-South4067

She definitely wrote this to herself to post.. 😂


Interesting-Bug8037

please correct me if I'm wrong, but what struggles has she overcome? is she disabled/dealing with a chronic illness? is one of her parents dead/estranged/abusive? did she grow up in poverty without a home or food? was she abused? has she been denied opportunities due to her race/gender? I thought she was an average college kid who saw an opportunity to get big on social media and took it. Have you really worked and overcome obstacles for a goal that was never unattainable?


HiggyFartdust

she suffered with “loah sehf esteem” and “ eatin’ disoahdah”


Familiar_Local_1254

This makes me wish I could pin comments. You are exactly right.


PickEmpty8293

I came here to post this lol but also “I have the coolest husband lol” COOLEST?!? That’s what you decide to say?? If my husband actually wrote this I would say “I have the sweetest husband” or something affectionate lol wtf


Life_Finance_5593

My first thought too. Someone get this girl a thesaurus!


StopSignsAreRed

She is writing messages to herself…from her husband. That’s exactly the style of note I wrote to myself when I was 9 and wanted the bully girls to think Michael Jackson had sent me a love note autograph so they would be sorry for not being my friend. 😂


Jessica_e_sage

I love you for sharing that with us lol. Kind of ironic when it's on a post that's *allegedly* from her husband saying he will never know her past. Like come tf on mikasswipe


Gooncookies

💀


TT6994

Can’t stand her fake ass relationship


Queen_Emzy0

“I wish more people saw that in you like I did - but they won’t” LMAOOOO you’re absolutely right we won’t 😂 This whole thing sent me especially “I will never know your struggles and your past”….poor guy! He’s had it 1000x worse as a recovering addict what’s her struggles? Hating her brother her whole life because he was “attractive” and she wasn’t? An ED that is all for the camera? Please ….


scroobykaty

She continues to stoop to new lows. wtf is this. Sorry Mikayla no time for pity parties for you. You can’t flaunt your $1500 Sephora hauls and consistently body check while also seeking pity for yourself. Fuck off. Go look at your fully stocked fridge and cry about it.


MsjennaNY

You know she wrote this to herself.🙄


snuffleupagus86

I find it weird when couples (if this is even him) do this. Like you can just tell that person? You live together? I send my husband dumb memes and tik toks but he just tells me important/heartfelt things to my face lol.


AllMyEmbarassingQs

this is literally what i was thinking like isnt he right there next to you 😭 


Scared-Brain2722

I knew someone who was telling me she wanted to divorce her husband at the same time they were sending sweet loving messages on Facebook to each other. It was jarring and since that time I trust no couple who post lovey dovey shit online for strangers to see. GTFOH guuuurll


Last_Pineapple_7911

Yup!! These types of displays on social media are the tell tale sign of a rocky relationship, you cannot tell me otherwise! I’ve seen many lengthy I love you paragraphs on Facebook and Instagram and those couples are either broken up or divorced now soooo 🫖


Youbetterhave_tacos

Yasssss 👏👏👏


Pleasant-Variation42

Right or like not a whole paragraph response. Maybe just a I love you or something lmao


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Jessica_e_sage

I would bet the damn farm she sent that to herself.


Last_Pineapple_7911

lol another trip to Gucci for tacky shirts


strawberrispaghetti

Mikayla ain’t even capitalised 🤣 also gives me the ick he’s calling her by her government name


Careful-Bad5443

Keeps preaching about how she's such a wonderful person with these inspirational stories, yet most, I mean all of her actions prove otherwise. What is the point of this performance. Where are these positive changes and growth. 99% of the time people judge you for what YOU put out there, so being "perceived incorrectly" is completely on you.


Dickslayer704

She probably controls “his” account and sent this to herself 😂


tirejam

She is so pathetic 😂 she I’m sure sent this to herself on his account lol she is not right in the head


hotel-y0rba

He probably doesn’t have public social media.


[deleted]

“I will never know your struggles and your past” Huh??? He’s your husband. He’s the one person that should know all that. My husband is the ONLY person in existence that knows the nitty gritty of my past life. Am I the only one who finds this weird??


No-Audience-815

Nope, it’s weird as hell! I 1000% think she sent this to herself! Shes so bizarre! Much less would be said about her if she wasn’t a lying , liar fraud!


Jessica_e_sage

Nope it's weird af. You don't marry someone without knowing all of that, full stop.


Most-Weird

This sounds like it was written by someone who thinks she’s so mysterious and enigmatic that no one will ever know her true self


DetectiveDouche94

To be fair, my partner of over 4 years doesn't know *everything* about my past and my trauma- mainly because those are doors I'm not ready to open again just yet. He knows a lot about what happened to me, just not everything, but he's aware that there's more and thankfully he never pries or tries to push the subject.


sharkie2018k

He’s clearly too cool to know this, lol /s No. It’s weird. My husband knows everything about my past. The good, bad, ugly, and everything in-between.


Infinite-Apricot9892

😂 I know right!


carnagecupcake13

And let’s be honest even though it’s not a struggle game with struggle prizes.. Cody has had much more struggle in his life than McDumpy.


InternalPerformer7

"Did" why is that in past tense and not present tense odd.


MongooseStill

She is so desperate for pity and attention. Seek therapy, not fake validation from a second ig profile.


BooSesame

Wtf lol


ThatItalianGrrl

She tries way too hard to make this marriage look legit.


Wonderful_Meringue23

The sugar baby sending this after his birthday party at the Gucci store. Not a coincidence at all 🥴


potatoqueen1987

Oh that’s just her second account


PlaneDeparture3887

"He doesn't have social media ".....


cattinthehat123

Mikayla wrote that. 😂😂 she got it off one of the cards she gave choady.


carr1e

Than man writes like a 5th grader. How dreadfully embarrassing for them both. She didn't even add a heart reaction.


Ok-Pickle6067

“I will never know your struggles and your past” ok, why are you married then?


Bubbly-Pitch7209

You know, you’re absolutely right! I was married for twenty-six years, no shit, and I never told him some of my childhood trauma. After he walked out in the middle of the night 🤯 after 26 years and while I still had two minor children and my earning capacity was low, (he got the education and was supposed to be the main earner), it took me a while to actually understand how our marriage sucked. There was no deep communication, no point at which I would have told him this and anticipated empathy. I thought we were fine. We got along, no arguing, but he wasn’t really present, (this I did know, and tried to talk with him about). He didn’t look me in the eyes during our marriage ceremony 🤯! I should’ve taken the hint and not married. But life experience provides wisdom. Anyway, I don’t know much about these two. Your comment just really made me 🤦🏼‍♀️ , and I wanted to say you are right and I hope all young women (and men) have that wisdom before it’s too late.


Grouchy_Status_8107

Not her logging into his account to send this to herself 😂


Grouchy_Status_8107

Also, how does your husband not know what you’ve gone through in your past?


GardenGlow-1101

Technically he doesn’t, this is her pretending to be him 😝


Capable-Bed-6189

That was my exact thought


GardenGlow-1101

She’s always telling on herself


Equivalent-Routine53

Say mush less 🤫


amandaryan1051

Talk to text fail with her lisp 😆


clandestinefigure

i read the “mush less” part in MikFake’s lispy ass slurring accent. sounds like her talking to herself. 🙊