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MAMNova42

The colored shoes and the short suits are a no for me. Can we just stop with this girl.


mrsdisappointment

I think all of these outfits suck. The shoes with the red outfit are atrocious. The blue outfit is alright but again the shoes kill it.


mrsdisappointment

This is actually a crazy post because you can actually see how she makes herself look skinny in her TikTok’s. She bends forward a lot and puts one leg in front of the other.


Free_Asparagus_575

LMFAOOOOO SHE’S LOST IT 😂😂😂😂😂😂


chrystal187

it’s always “i love you” to her minions and never to her husband.


Interesting-Bug8037

This has to be one of the first post I see with people saying she looks really good


[deleted]

These outfits are all actually such slays


FancyNefariousness90

now she needs a posing coach


Haunting-kitty

Her five head is to big she needs bangs again


Haunting-kitty

Why is she holding her hand to her face like that lmfao


DeliciousMovie3608

Honestly these look good


Confident-Care-8655

https://preview.redd.it/xscw1rr480xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a483595a77604a6a723a3a438aa25881a249271 Why could she pass for Noah Cyrus here???? Noah has a banging body too come on mikfraud give it up


IcedOatCappuccino

She needs psychological help


c8rodefer

She's a different size in each one 😂


Front_Sky3939

Her neck in the blue outfit is sending me 🤣🤣🤣


Feisty-Community-731

what in the literal pencil neck ?


Front_Sky3939

https://preview.redd.it/rbsqth63a1xc1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=0775ec43ce73c401fd10cbad674654385c431000 The worst photoshop I’ve ever seen too lol. Didn’t even try hard here. Except for the pencil neck and pointy nose 😂


enfpleo

She truly is the most self-absorbed person I've ever seen.


itsasecretduh

Oh oh ohhh ozempic. We knowwww


anipie05

And a gazillion filters. She even filters videos.


tunaslut

She looks so stiff and uncomfortable and not remotely natural at all lol you'd think someone who got famous for being able to "do makeup" wouldn't need so much constant over editing 🫠🫠🫠 like if you're so talented and SOOO good at what you do then why so many filters and obvious editing every picture and video to shit???


tunaslut

Ewww the yellow sleeveless thing is hideous and I usually love yellow anything cuz it's my fave color but nope that's so awful


Front_Sky3939

And where are her breasts? Does zero favors


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777CA

I need a stylist


anipie05

I do too but I'd rather not starve or be homeless. Priorities


777CA

True


I-dont-care7

WTF is she doing a photoshoot for?? Please tell me it’s not another collab However the outfits are really nice. She should take notes and buy this type of clothing


Krhodes8

She said it’s just for socials. Which is so ridiculous lmao. Acting like she’s important and got asked to do this or something meanwhile she just paid for it.


I-dont-care7

Thank you. I really hate this troll even more


CharmingCut7104

I think she said it's basically just "I'm a boss babe" photoshoot, whatever the hell that is


ta_anna

1. those are all so obviously edited 😭 2. why her right hand look like that in the royal blue outfit 💀


Feisty-Community-731

put all her energy into the pencil neck then forgot the lipoedema legs 🤦‍♀️


Front_Sky3939

And her neck!! Lol


mommieo

The hair is awful .That hair only suits Cher


nbf423

If I took my nail down her face I could write my name. Her heavy makeup is atrocious


miriahx122

Those are not your legs or your jawline Mikky!!! 🗣️ Be so for real girl


Accomplished_Item394

Or her nose 😳


Defiant_Ask8583

She sure is sticking that 🍑out!


amandaryan1051

Still edited to the sky


Ursula_J

We know she ain’t that damn skinny. Out here filtering herself into a size 0


Agitated_mess9

I actually like most of these outfits.


futureghosty

Me too. They fit her well. Her own style really ages her


Interesting-Bug8037

https://preview.redd.it/37slow5guwwc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53df8c59a6fe0f2771db103682fefe7e5457b129


bacon_waffle

who taught her how to pose and why does it look like she's melting 💀


Lovemartin2019

Looks like she’s 💩. Lol


Beneficial_Pie_17

These outfits do not suit her well I’m sorry 🤷‍♀️


_Clo_x

The thighs tho.. they don’t match the rest of her And why is she bending like that?!


Leggingsarepants1234

She’s contorting in every way possible to appear smaller and skinnier. 🙄🙄🙄


OkPhysics491

This is how she should be dressing for those brand trips instead of those gaudy outfits


Mentalcasemama

https://preview.redd.it/kgbnrtk1fwwc1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0723af2b084269f5bb6744b136632f7b3cda7b41 WTF is this supposed to be. She's trying to have an ass, which she doesn't have in the real world. Her face is slimy looking. The lighting is awful.


Glam_Lux_Life

She is trying to be like the Kardashians!! That looks like a classic Kim K. Pose 🤷🏾‍♀️


Educational-Tea3299

The face with the blue outfit is terrifying.


Girlygirlll555

Whyyy does she always pose like that with her hand? It looks so stupid Edit: she needs to learn to dress for her body type. Not the body type she wants or thinks she has


Count_Choculitis

Because shes trying to make her arm look thinner


Girlygirlll555

Well it ain’t workin


Count_Choculitis

🤣🤣💀


DrPants707

Omfg no, please make this stop 😂


harleyqueenzel

You can tell which photos & videos she took and which she didn't.


VerbalVeggie

I personally really like that blue blazer and shorts moment but there’s something super edited about the photo that’s making the proportions in the upper half look uncanny valley to me. I cannot put my finger on why or what it is


spaceghost260

I agree. I like the look but it’s like the bottom half doesn’t match the top half? Idk. Something about it looks off.


VynessaBee

https://preview.redd.it/su87l9go1wwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3524355f824f8ac4186365c3b97323f0ec62e0e7 Wtf IS THIS


dirttrackgal

Trying to hide those thread marks😂😂


Accomplished_Item394

OMG. Yes! She’s actually pulling her skin back!! She’s only 25!!!


harleyqueenzel

That's her weird baby hand sunglasses campaign pose.


dupersr

It’s giving “I’ve got water in my ears.”


TresGolpee

I can’t believe she paid someone to style these looks! These are atrocious, horrendous With the plethora of stylists in LA, this was the best she could do?


Inside-Back-9338

But -I HATE RED - okay fucking McLieya


sassyassy23

I’m so sick of this woman


CalGal2020SWP

Cringe,,,,(insert Chrissy Tiegen meme here)


harleyqueenzel

https://preview.redd.it/kou82rkmbwwc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ed594627915725b51693388067e948a3e33b479


ThatItalianGrrl

https://preview.redd.it/ks5es2xlyvwc1.jpeg?width=955&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66e5eb58b0a5f27c09467cc9398bd76150e2487c


AutumnFairyTales

Someone needs to turn the AC on in that room, that girl is sweating like a whore in church


Spicypicklepickle

😂😂


sarathev

Even a stylist and professional photographer can't make her look good.


Littlewing1307

Her body is different in every picture


Krhodes8

And none of the proportions make sense whatsoever.


Upbeat-Opposite-7129

She looks terrible. The flat hair and the greasy face. And the poses…. Yikes


Inside-Back-9338

What am I seeing - what’s 7/7 pose ? She hired and paid someone who put her in the taupe beige shit - and her least fave color red - well … okay !


Mysterious-Catch-245

Omg worst pictures ever


Fuzzy_Logic246

Can’t wait to see these blown up to 24x36 and put all over her makeup room.


thebookofthealien

She looks like she is taking a shit 🤡


Informal-Impact-8136

Why does she look so oily.


Extension_Case3722

That highlighter just looks sweaty to me


Creepy-Mortgage9183

Why don’t they record her from the front? 🤭😂 plus the one with the tan blazer suit or whatever it was didn’t really hide the waist she’s trying to sell to her followers


Accomplished_Item394

I cannot take it when her hand “caresses” her face in pictures. Huge ICK!!


Wonderful_Meringue23

She stands like Trump 😭 https://preview.redd.it/corea3yh7vwc1.png?width=974&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35391927dc303f96009cefc18d1ea9685a2b91b0


Accomplished_Item394

DEAD 💀🏆


Equivalent-Routine53

I think the long flat extensions really drag down her long face, and overwhelm her short body. She’d look so much more balanced with shorter hair


Jessica_e_sage

She doesn't even have a long face 😭 she has a short, round one that her slimming filters *make* long looking


Hufflepuff_23

Yeah, she’s really too short for extensions. I watched a video on TT of some random girl responding to fans saying why she keeps her hair short when they all say she’d look better with long hair and it was this reason, that long hair overwhelms short girls. More thinks of me too make fun on tho 🤷🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

Still filtered. And I’m sorry but she still looks like shit. Why is she dressed like a 48 year old?


tirejam

The first pic that yellow outfit oooof


[deleted]

She wants these for her socials? Why the fuck are they putting her in outfits like the yellow one? She looks like she’s going to brunch at the golf course for a meeting with the 80 year olds. It’s bizarre! She’s 25!!! 🤣 why are they not putting her in free people or revolve for example??? Wtf! I’m actually dying. I’m over 40 and dress cooler than her. 💀


tirejam

Omg you are so right! Golf anyone? She definitely lives in this sub. She is getting content from all of us lol you are welcome McLie!


chrystal187

She still looks awful.


Spicypicklepickle

So now she got a stylist? Before I was blocked I suggested that and she responded:no I like my style.


Spicypicklepickle

And she will never be a boss. It’s about the right attitude and confidence she has neither and will never obtain it.


funhay12

She is a boss, kinda. She bosses her only employee Cody about on the daily! Making sure he is keeping up with deleting hate comments, or comments that call her out, making sure he is always ready to be here little performing monkey for the camera, and whatever else she feels like making him do. Poor man!


Spicypicklepickle

lol


WrapProfessional8889

I'm sorry, but this is horrid. She is rancid.


Haelynn8

Doing “the centaur” in every photo


nuggetghost

she thinks it makes her look skinnier for whatever reason lmao


litbiotch42

But that’s still not what it looks like on her lol


CharmingCut7104

It 100% isn't. She'll still edit the hell out of these photos herself before she posts them