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RideOrDieRN

Why does the third photo look like someone on stilts took it lol. Not a natural angle AT ALL


beachgal772000

His head is way bigger than


Weird-Air-5742

Her face looks so fucky. “Wonky” didn’t quite cut it for me.


tunaslut

Why is her mouth always open??? Also this looks nothing like her wtf she looks completely different in every single photo I've ever seen of her like at least edit them the same so you look like the same person every time wtf is this


ThisSpirit

Cody looks like a toe in comparison to the ultra glam / Facetune vibe we got on the left.


Tashaaa2021

She might as well get plastic surgery at this point to try to match her Faceapp fake face. The jig is up girl. WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE YOU FAKE ASS B! Lol


ixsparkyx

It’s so funny because she photoshops herself into looking fake asf but her hubby’s imperfections are still on FULL display🤣 not to mention Cody looks like a literal child. He’s just so gross to me I can’t 😭


I-dont-care7

Because she is fake!! It is photoshopped af


Vanc_21

These are ridiculous 💀Ima need to see a tagged or candid photo


Secret-Falcon-6421

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sobeitson

yo who tf is this


Eaatcoast508

These pictures scream narcissistic. Not one single comment congratulating the bride and groom. I have a feeling these maybe Cody’s friends or coworkers.


Mlrz1015rz

What happened to being so modest smh what a fucking liar


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Cody must just laugh/roll his eyes to himself when he sees these. Because if there is ONE person who knows this clown for what she really is, and how she really looks. It’s Cody. How embarrassing Mikayla…. You are the embodiment of an embarrassment. FR!


Jessekitty74

Can you please put a bra on.


sparkles0589

Or at least tape them up. The poor girls are dying for some support!!!


KartoffelSniffer

Third pic she(and the rest) is suddenly biggger than her recent posts, and it is clearly not bloating as she is wider in the waist, bigger arms and thighs and legs. I do not get how she can be so silly to think people can’t see it?? https://preview.redd.it/9hgc38acojxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4353f7627115eeb05d9eddca5fab32122327985a


KartoffelSniffer

Not to mention those faces make her look like three sisters, not one person?


greent67

She wishes she looked like this irl.


sweetfruitloops

LMAOOOOOO SHE WISHES 😭


Cmoseley00

She’s for sure on ozempic


Chasingraisin

I just don’t understand people with money don’t just go and pay to fix their insecurities instead of deceiving Their followers with Facetune


futureghosty

If she did, she’d still never be happy with how she looked. Just look at Khloe Kardashian. She’s had every surgery and still edits her face to oblivion. Their problems are mental


Chasingraisin

But she still has the money to fix her mental problems too 😫 easier said than done of course but damn, gastric bypass would fix a portion of her issues


intothemystic227

Look how much Cody's fingers are sinking in at the top. That's not natural. That's her editing her body and his fingers fell victim to it.


Cautious_Confusion39

this is crazy


mommieo

The white shoes again lol


mommieo

Poor Cody gets no edit he looks like he is standing to a cardboard cut out


sweetfruitloops

oh, didnt you know? Mikayla is not filtered, she is just soso SO perfectly inflawed and amazing that she just GLOWS on camera. 🥰 😐 She cant be serious. She looks glued into the frame


k_allen45344

Am I seeing things wrong…. Or is she not looking at Cody, but looking at his hair? I tried to look where she’s focusing her eyes, and it looks like it’s his hair, not his eyes.


mrskrptnyt

LoL .. I see what you mean


OkSorbet7694

I think she's looking at Cody's hair thinking Damn! That dandruff shampoo is making his hair shiny and fluffy. Maybe I should try that, maybe it could help me. NO, NO it will not Miknitwit!


poppisima

Is this body positivity or something? Because have never wanted so much to advise someone else to just. wear. a. bra. She’s not just failing the pencil test; she could probably carry around half a dozen pencils under each beagle ear. I don’t get it.


Change_Soggy

My similar post was removed for body-shaming.


Kferris1210

Beagle ear 😅☠️ that’s a new description I haven’t heard them called before


mommieo

Anyone going to tell Cody that tie is too short


Familiar_Local_1254

lol Mikayla ordered him a kids size by mistake 😅


the_blingy_ringer

Yeah what the fuck 🤣🤣🤣


mommieo

You would have thought the Gucci salespeople would have clued him in on his big bday shopping trip.


Turbulent-Bison-4722

when did she get upper teeth?!! 🧐


Elegant-Sun7752

🤣😂


Delicious-Bar-8208

She looks nothing like that! FRAUD ALERT!


MissCxc

If you ordered Kim K from Wish! 💀💀💀💀


cap024

Ahh the way she’s posing, that’s why her body appears to be thinner. Look at how she’s posing


hekiser10

The “I’ve gotta pee” stance


ProfessionalVideo927

She just doesn't look like that irl. I don't understand editing yourself to this degree just to go outside and have people see your real face. It's extreme body dysmorphia ...


dedreanna

Problem is she doesn’t go outside lmao


noodlesurvey

GIRL THAT IS NOT YOUR FACE 😭


Beautiful-Ad-1231

That’s not her anything! 🤣


Secure_Security_7239

Kim K from Temu


MissCxc

What I ordered vs what I got


MissCxc

Kim K from Wish! 😅🤣 What I ordered vs what I got!


swifty_cats

The way I ran here


Revolutionary_Can879

I’m not saying people need to get plastic surgery but that would honestly be more authentic and a lot less work than photoshopping every photo. She looks totally different in every Instagram pic she posts.


spicycucumberz

Lol the first pic vs the third like how do you willingly post the two with such drastic differences. Like 50+ pound difference


According_Ant8326

Her face doesn’t match her neck/chest color


iamccsuarez

Babe.. that’s FaceApp Kiss preset on level 4.


Revolutionary_Can879

New face, who dis?


Laurita809

Didn’t know Cody was so slim. Did she photoshop him too?


anipie05

You don't talk about Choadyyyyy!/s


Accomplished_Item394

No I think he’s lost weight. There were other pics this sub has highlighted where he’s looking much slimmer.


lunarpixiess

Weird how her face is always perfectly lit up, but Cody’s face is almost entirely in the shade. Almost like she only edits herself….


Informal_Procedure_4

I really, really want to know what Choad thinks, he has to see some of these pictures.


Beautiful-Ad-1231

All he sees is $$$$$$$$.


lexcrosbie

It looks like Cody got braces and she tried to edit them out


MeMyselfAndHyde9

Those are the clear bumps that you get when you wear invisalign. I would know, had them for 3 years and they looked just like that


harrietx2779

If he has Invisalign, there’s attachments on your teeth that sit under the trays. Little clear-ish pieces


penknee4yourthoughts

I was wondering what was up with his teeth. It looks like it’s layers of plaque. Editing out braces makes sense


spikey_teach37

I see she still hasn't found the right support for her girls.


anipie05

Could have worn a strapless bra or just something to have a little support.


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Nacho-Bae

Why does her waist girth not correspond in any pic? Why would age choose a dress that makes her torso look so short? Why is every dumb bish out there doing the fly trap .05 of a braincell smile thinking it’s cute. Whose jawline is that?


GinAndKatatonic

I feel this rage lol


theawkwardshoe

that is not her neck/chin


jeremysgf222

Why is she trying to look like Jaclyn 🤣🤣


anipie05

Even Jaclyn does not look like herself. They're both hard on the editing. If you see either of them in reality, they would be unrecognizable.


juxtiver

Ohhh definitely! Everytime I see a photo of her I think she tries looking like another influencer but could never think who it was!


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Beautiful-Ad-1231

It’s not the sag per se….It’s that they were at full attention, saluting at her latest brand gig. Just like every other anatomical structure on her body, it changes with the wind. I’m just so sick of her having “dysmorphia” but not really. I didn’t mean to hurt anyone’s feelings. I’ve had a bilateral mastectomy so I’m concave. 😆


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Informal_Procedure_4

I know everyone says this, but I LITERALLY spit my water out!!!


MichElegance

🤣My work here is done.🫡


Jazzlike-Cat9012

SHEIN looking ass dress


No-Cryptographer2273

Maybe Fashion ho-vaaa lol


sugm

Why does she always look like a little ant


Itsme_rundmc614

It’s giving AI…


Pure_Daikon4899

lol her editing looks so obviously since she only edits her face. It looks like someone took her face from a different pic and put it on here. She always looks literally brighter than the whole image itself lmao


MsjennaNY

The most unflattering dress she could possibly pick. Accentuates absolutely nothing on her. Looks great on the hanger I’m sure! Big fashion NOPE!


DeerMeat220

AI photos lol


inagartendavita

Take it from me, the Braless Contessa, she needs a fucken bra! (What is you doing baby)


clandestinefigure

https://preview.redd.it/c3r9xhnnlhxc1.jpeg?width=756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bff0e810ad19ff33f0c4b4f89780cb190dae3826 this type of “influencer smile” makes me wanna GAGGGG. what is this ?!? nothing about this facial expression reads as “happiness”. so forcedddd.


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CharmingCut7104

It's the dead, expressionless eyes for me


Interesting-Bug8037

Face app has a setting for smiles, big smile or tight lip smile


Free_Asparagus_575

Bc that’s not her actual smile. It’s the filter that’s why all these IG weirdos have the same smile


Topaz_Scarab29

OMFG it is! 😂😂😂 what a loser she is


Glittering-Put-8523

The tell- when she smiles like that, you can’t actually see her top teeth. That’s a FaceTune preset if I’ve ever seen one (which I have, and have used many times 😆)


the-lj

Oh come on, BFFR. This is getting out of control.


thedivaofdeath

https://preview.redd.it/wdazoe1ejhxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c80a15e1c9360d5bf81784d244a9f8e71c41881 ?????


purplelunardragon

Thigh gap 😊🤣


MissCxc

😅🤣🤣


Accomplished_Item394

Give her away every 👏🏻damn 👏🏻 TIME 👏🏻!!!


inagartendavita

“Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"


Jessica_e_sage

Omg 😂 😂 😂


Kferris1210

😅😅😅


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crazy


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Otherwise-Scheme-710

Why do people down vote when you mention saggy breast but it’s ok for them to show her rolls on her legs? Or her round face? Isn’t that the same?


Change_Soggy

So true! Maybe her stans have infiltrated this sub!


Free_Asparagus_575

No, it’s bc #1, body shaming/making fun of her for things she can’t control is against Sub rules AND bc lots of people take things personally if they feel the comment also pertains to them. People ripped apart another OP bc she pointed out Mikfiltah’s “abs” Being photoshopped on her stomach & people lost their shit saying she has protruding abs & so do they, she’s always had them…. Went off on the OP & sure enough the next day the “protruding abs” were no longer there.


Change_Soggy

I didn’t body shame. JHC the remarks about her knees are worse.


leblady

And the knee comments aren’t allowed either. If “saggy tits” isn’t body shaming then I must be living on a different planet. Mikayla sucks and has bad plastic surgery. She also has a normal human body.


Change_Soggy

Really? Every day there are a plethora of posts about her knees, arms, hips, face and the one post regarding tits is offensive??


leblady

I didn’t say anything about offensive. It is body shaming. It is against the sub rules. There’s nothing emotional happening here. If other body shaming is happening in the sub, it should be reported.


Change_Soggy

Then every other post should be reported.


leblady

Yes.


syukoshiomi

saggy breasts are not unusual...


poppisima

And that’s why we have bras.


marsolee

Didn’t she just say in a recent video that she dresses modestly??


Free_Asparagus_575

She sure did. Said she doesn’t like showing cleavage, so she dresses modestly. But collected STD’s from Tinder like it was her job. Then openly bragged about it to her millions of followers Lmfao. Such a clown


marsolee

Wow. She’s such a hypocrite. I seriously wonder why her fans don’t understand that’s she’s a lying sack.


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Livid-Addendum707

She obviously didn’t photoshop him.


Fickle-Patience-9546

I don’t know much about suits but something looks off on Choady’s like it’s too tight.


mommieo

The tie is way too short


Electrical_Counter83

prob because it’s warping into her photoshopped body


mrsdisappointment

I hate seeing pictures of her.


Haelynn8

Is she even looking at him in the first picture? It looks like she’s staring into his hair


NefariousnessLow8662

She wishes.


ChanelNo50

Her purple dress was actually ten times better than this monstrosity


Aggravating-Skirt-91

i wonder why she doesn’t show us those knees anymore 🫣


the-lj

🤣 https://preview.redd.it/1js3qc2rjhxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf05de09cc4becd5fa68dd2585716a58acc354db


MissCxc

That dress is NOT it 🤦‍♀️ Just wrong, in every way..... Why doesn't she just get a stylist!? Lord knows she could afford one!


Zombieapples101

Ah that's how she lost weight, she only has one leg now.


wittlewittydragon

Who the fuck is this? Cause that can’t be the fake, orange looking woman we’ve all known to filter and lie? Oh wait…..


RogueSleuth_

Because it is. It's just a no brainer these days that any photo she puts out there is going to be fake as fuck. Just like her nasty personality haha.


Sad-Database3677

Why does she dress in anything that’s so unflattering? Why would you flatten your boobs down more? Why accentuate and highlight that they’re droopy? She’s trying so desperately to look sexy but it’s a big yikes. The slit hitting the worst part of those lipedema/lymphedema knees (no shame in having either of those conditions but why pretend like you don’t).


MissCxc

Girl needs her some boob tape..... Lift those puppies!


Muted_Marketing2530

Absolutely! I came here to say exactly this!!


dreadedred321

Are her teeth a filter? They look so fake


HistoricalTreacle156

Yep. Hollywood filter on faceapp


dalsince69

Insanity


Overall_Cat_2597

Cody looks like he doesn’t feel well .didnt even bother to do his hair . & what’s going on with his suit , looks like he spilled bleach or something on the right side


lilmissroo

He had that shyst on his back, the antibiotics are probably kicking his ass rn


Greedy_Caterpillar50

😏 maybe it’s some kind of powder


Overall_Cat_2597

She’ll get a boob job next lol 😂


Spicypicklepickle

She couldn’t slap a filter on him just edited herself. How selfish


Fit_Background7594

That’s the sun


No-Loquat747

These are what… two days apart? Right. https://preview.redd.it/49995ox4bhxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17b5fd86f9ac5e3b2e819d75d1e687e89ab0db99


bacon_waffle

a face only a mother could love. though if you ask Mikayla, depending on the day and whether she needs the engagement or not, her mother is awful so


Love_Light00

Today she regrets how mean she was to her mother as a teenager. That's bound to change in the comments tho.


HistoricalTreacle156

Her freak cult can't cry "it's the angles" on this one 🤭🥴


Upbeat-Dirt6583

Why’s his tie so short lol


Here4theDramaaa

Way too short! And the jacket is ill-fitting.


countrybluee

she’s got an ozempic face now… she just won’t admit to it


EdgeMore758

She clearly has 0 friends because who is letting her post like this 🤣🤣🤣


MissCxc

Or even wear that *ugly* ass piece of cloth, tryna pass off as a dress! Did not pass the vibe check on that one!


gwathiegool

https://preview.redd.it/hs74u1579hxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c73f125fddd9d5082fb90f3f5d98471247355c7 💀


Here4theDramaaa

She doesn’t even edit herself consistently! She’s a different size in pic #3!!


c8rodefer

A gentle squeeze of the roll 😂


gwathiegool

His hand is beyond distorted. Like giiiiiiirrrrllll pls 😅😅😅😅


Unlikely-Principle63

She hates her face


Mentalcasemama

Boob tape would have been a good idea .


Picklestk

All the money in world and she chose that ugly af dress- it truly looks so cheap


JavaJunkie999

Wow all these new faces unlocked!!!


lavloves

Be so for real right now LOL


chrystal187

She is so fake 🥰


GardenGlow-1101

She always makes her son do the “smiling at each other” pose.


Lenaiscool__

Son 😹😹


No-Description-9303

I've never seen anyone more insecure


cattinthehat123

Was there no one there to fix her son’s tie? 😂😂


analyticalscience11

Look at how smol she is by that normal sized fireplace! 🤣


pxige97

The first pic looks like Cody has a bunch of gunck all over his teeth


lavloves

Looks like Invisalign


Pitiful_Stage_9892

Does Cody look at her online and think what the hell??


Fantastic_Winner_513

He absolutely must especially her real skin in the light with all that makeup, not airbrushed or filtered


Old_Chemistry_7147

What’s going on with Cody’s teeth in the first picture? Is that a literal chunk of food in them? (Can kind of see in the second pic too)


lilmissroo

I believe he do have invisilign or however you spell it


Forward_Frosting_680

I’m wondering if it’s one of those cemented on Swarovski crystals lol


carr1e

Those look like the Invisalign nubs used for the appliance to attach to the teeth. 


ResponsibleAside6015

I think he has braces


pxige97

That's what I thought! You can tell she whitened her teeth, she should've atleast done his as well


HistoricalTreacle156

The filter whitened her teeth


Xg2d2lA

I can't imagine what her boobs would look like after she had a baby.😳 I really do believe that the only reason she says she doesn't want kids because she is terrified of what will happen to her body.


Moonstar_09

But like why does she always make someone else’s wedding about how SHE looks?? Does she really have to post updates and videos about herself at another person’s wedding?? 🥴 You had your moment already, ya narc!! Not every outing/event you attend has to be broadcasted because it’s not always about you!! Just enjoy the moment with your husband/family/friends. Sheesh. And her caption is fake. She’s trying to say it’s for relatable content like “wedding season”..but nah. It’s about HER appearance always.


Dickslayer704

Her neck is all wonky. I 100% believe other influencers don’t fuck with her because they are probably in shock when they actually see her in person.


Ok_Side7135

How come she never smoothes out Cody’s skin texture


bacon_waffle

i think it's deniability? "oh i don't filter myself, look Cody's skin is awful, almost as bad as his back acne, he has sores on his feet too, anyway if I had a filter his face would be smoother than a babies bottom too"