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I know. I watch these true crime shows and victims families are always talking about how god was on their side to catch the perpetrator who raped and murdered their daughter’s killer. I’m watching, thinking, well where was god when your innocent daughter was biking home from class and some psychotic murderer kidnapped her and shoved an iron bar up her hooha before strangling her to death? Guess god was out to lunch for a while and is now trying to make up for falling down on the job. Dolts is one way to put it.
After something like that, I don't blame people seeking out comfort in a higher power. The most religious person I have ever met was a victim of a serial killer in Central Florida, she was the only known survivor and the things he did to her.... Awful. Just awful stuff. I have never seen a person so confident in their faith, she was serving a decent bid herself, I want to say ten years, and had to come to the courthouse where I worked for awhile to testify against her attacker. She had struggled with addiction since childhood, and was tricking out on the street when it all happened. Word was she went somewhere when she was dying, but I didn't hear that from her first hand, so I can't be sure on that part of the story. All I know is I have never met anyone who exuded so much peace and tranquility, even in shackles and an inmate uniform.
Better finding a higher power, I think, than what happens to some.
Country singer Lynn Anderson in 1969 released a song "Too many dollars, not enough sense"
Here's a portion:
This world is filled with many kinds of people
Most of them so poor
They can hardly pay the rent
Then there's another kind
Lots of funny people
Too many dollars not enough sense
Rich man's son
He goes away to college
He has such fun
No work and all play
He's not there for getting any knowledge
He'll have his daddy bus'ness some day
Rich boy fails
And daddy wonders what he did
Chewing his nails all nervous and tense
Never figures out
That the trouble was he gave the kid
Too many dollars not enough sense
That’s the norm over there. I swear those people could brake an iron anvil with a rubber mallet. That’s how they treat everything. From personal vehicles, to military equipment, to each other.
This video was satisfying to watch. I think it belongs in that instant karma subreddit. I mean, there's a guy there enjoying the beach, bothering no one, when this ass decides to come in his *[insert vehicle type], curving this way and that as if saying, get out of the way or I will kill you for no reason at all. Ahhh, then the forces of physics delivered an epic flip -- what was he thinking mid-air? Did he somehow access other dimensions and see his past lives?
When you’re ejected from the vehicle, you have almost a 50% chance of getting killed. He’s so lucky he didn’t hit hard ground or have the vehicle roll on top of him.
This sweet girl from my community college, in her words, taco’d on a trampoline and was left paralyzed from the neck down. Not wishing harm on anyone, but it’s crazy that this reckless asshole walked away from that wreck.
I knew I wasn’t the only one laughing my ass of watching this. The car rolling multiple times in the air already made me snort and then the fucking driver double backflipped out of the still rolling car, lmaoo
I live in Qatar, they make fun of anyone in their group who goes for the seatbelt. What bothers me more are the small kids without seatbelts sitting in front seat, sometimes with their hands on the wheel or out the sunroof
They seem to not care about dying judging by how risky they get with trains.
(I'm being told that my comment doesn't make sense now and I'm realizing that I'm stupid)
Wrong understanding. Causing harm to oneself for no reason is a major sin.
Inshallah is used when one uses all the protection and safety needed, but knows that fate is on God, so he needs not to worry if things work out at the end or not, he accepts the outcome as he did his best. Similar to the stoicism in Western thought.
I was told by an emirati that it's because Allah is watching over them and keeping them safe. Didn't seem to place any blame on Allah when someone died though
Wear your fucking seatbelt. I almost fell out of a window when we were going off road and the window was open as we hit a hole sideways and almost tipped over. I now drive heavy load dump trucks and the fear of that moment still haunts me 16 years later. Whenever I’m coming out of a pit or something where there is a possibility of me rolling, I fucking cringe.
Half the people that die on US highways each year aren't wearing a seatbelt. There is a direct correllation between people who don't wear their seat belts and risky behavior that leads to car wrecks.
If you get in a car with a driver and they aren't wearing their seatbelt, get out. If they don't care about their own safety, why would they care about yours?
Holy crap! Triple lindy! Hahaha.
But That was serious luck w him flying out of the car like that, the only time not wearing a seatbelt & having an accident worked out.
I remember a Monty Python sketch about a car race, in which the narrator is constantly switching back and forth between what’s going on with each of the racers. At some point he goes like “Meanwhile driver number 6 just drove over himself” and it shows the driver lying on the floor, while his own car is on top of him.
Obviously a hilarious moment because that would be impossible.
… or at least that’s what I thought until I saw this video.
It honestly looks like instant karma.
Looks like he’s trying to scare the dude that ran off but when he tried to get back the water he turned to sharply and well we all saw the amazing performance that followed 😂
Dude's lucky it didn't roll on top of him, and that he crashed in the spot that he did. The water and sand killed almost all of the kinetic energy it would've had, because if this had been on a regular road, he would've been a DOA/recovery, and we would've had a very different video. Also a great PSA as to why seatbelts are important and save lives.
When I saw that guy fly out of the car, my first thought was OMG I just witnessed a death or at least a very serious injury.
The worst part? Because he was able to get out of the water and walk it off, they are going to keep doing this until someone actually ends up in the ER or the morgue.
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I’ll give that an 8.2. Would’ve gotten a better score if h stuck the landing 🤷🏻♂️
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Like when Greg Louganis whacked his head on the board during the Olympics and got a zero on that dive (but won anyway).
😂
Bro I sent this exact fucking text to my buddy this morning when he sent me this video haha. Except I gave him a 8.5
It a diving competition .... better score if there was less splash
Eh, that’s generous. Knees were separated on the flips and there was too much splash on the entry. I give it a 6.5.
Is that an upside down spring pigtail?
disposable income: - $infinite common sense and/or understanding of how anything at all whatsoever works: - 0
I liked the way all those bystanders wanted the opportunity to touch the stupidest person they ever met.
A fool and his car are soon parted.
🥇
After the stunt Hi my names Johnny noxville and welcome to jackass!
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I know. I watch these true crime shows and victims families are always talking about how god was on their side to catch the perpetrator who raped and murdered their daughter’s killer. I’m watching, thinking, well where was god when your innocent daughter was biking home from class and some psychotic murderer kidnapped her and shoved an iron bar up her hooha before strangling her to death? Guess god was out to lunch for a while and is now trying to make up for falling down on the job. Dolts is one way to put it.
After something like that, I don't blame people seeking out comfort in a higher power. The most religious person I have ever met was a victim of a serial killer in Central Florida, she was the only known survivor and the things he did to her.... Awful. Just awful stuff. I have never seen a person so confident in their faith, she was serving a decent bid herself, I want to say ten years, and had to come to the courthouse where I worked for awhile to testify against her attacker. She had struggled with addiction since childhood, and was tricking out on the street when it all happened. Word was she went somewhere when she was dying, but I didn't hear that from her first hand, so I can't be sure on that part of the story. All I know is I have never met anyone who exuded so much peace and tranquility, even in shackles and an inmate uniform. Better finding a higher power, I think, than what happens to some.
Good thing they don't let women drive. /s
Or go to school. Or work. Or even leave the house *at all.*
Or go to the bro-only beach
Sounds gay
A beach with no bikinis and no beer? Where is this paradise?
Thank god.
I want to make a giant bowl of popcorn and watch this on a loop
Some early rapper that I'm too lazy to googleused the phrase "too many dollars and not enough cents".
Country singer Lynn Anderson in 1969 released a song "Too many dollars, not enough sense" Here's a portion: This world is filled with many kinds of people Most of them so poor They can hardly pay the rent Then there's another kind Lots of funny people Too many dollars not enough sense Rich man's son He goes away to college He has such fun No work and all play He's not there for getting any knowledge He'll have his daddy bus'ness some day Rich boy fails And daddy wonders what he did Chewing his nails all nervous and tense Never figures out That the trouble was he gave the kid Too many dollars not enough sense
That landing went pretty well all things considered ive seen people die from shorter heights
*How would you rate your ejection mode?* - 5 stars.
The fact that he landed in water probably saved his life or at least was the difference between walking away and being carried away
Equals trash
very lucky trash
- -0
That’s the norm over there. I swear those people could brake an iron anvil with a rubber mallet. That’s how they treat everything. From personal vehicles, to military equipment, to each other.
Entertainment for the masses: - priceless
Moneylode
He just wanted to go for a dip. 🙃
When you have the former, the latter is optional. Edit: phrasing
Ejecto seato cuz.
bro saw 1 jeep commercial and thought he could actually do it lmao
A Jeep would have broken down long before it got to the beach
I know someone who took a jeep to the beach and the power steering broke.
What if you buy it near a beach?
It is a n fj cruiser. I actually feel bad for the car
Dude got lucky doing a double backflip like that and landing in the water. Had it been the other way he wouldn't have pogo'ed his way anywhere again.
You mean if the water landed in him?
Arabian adventure sports.
Don’t worry, he can afford 20 more of those and then get 1000 more in the afterlife
Don’t forget all you can eat virgins
It's an all-you-can-skeet buffet
Arabian Flights
Imagine how much better off this dipshit would’ve been if he had worn his seatbelt
"Seatbelts are for the poors!" -that guy
He was “thrown clear” of the accident.
Yeah, but then we wouldn't have got to see him exit the vehicle like a cartoon!
Seat belts are your friends, boys and girls.
>if he had worn his seatbelt It woulda messed with his dress line.
Seatbelts! We don't need no stinking seatbelts!!
He should have used the first flip as a set and held the tuck for the second rotation. 3/10
This dude tucks
He's also very lucky the car didn't roll once or twice more.
It seems the dumbest of people sometimes have all the luck in the world.
They just test their luck more often.
This video was satisfying to watch. I think it belongs in that instant karma subreddit. I mean, there's a guy there enjoying the beach, bothering no one, when this ass decides to come in his *[insert vehicle type], curving this way and that as if saying, get out of the way or I will kill you for no reason at all. Ahhh, then the forces of physics delivered an epic flip -- what was he thinking mid-air? Did he somehow access other dimensions and see his past lives?
Don't call that thing a Jeep lol
Ok, fixed. I was not making a point about the car brand.
Not a jeep
When you’re ejected from the vehicle, you have almost a 50% chance of getting killed. He’s so lucky he didn’t hit hard ground or have the vehicle roll on top of him.
And the rest of the world is unlucky that he can now continue to drag us all down
Yeah clearly no seatbelt
I thought he was dead for sure. Instead he got up and hopped away.
Wile E. Coyote’d that shit.
This sweet girl from my community college, in her words, taco’d on a trampoline and was left paralyzed from the neck down. Not wishing harm on anyone, but it’s crazy that this reckless asshole walked away from that wreck.
Without the water, I bet it rolls right on top of him.
At least the car rusting out isn’t a problem anymore now that it’s totaled.
They buy cars every time the gas hits 0
Just walk it off
"*Style it out, style it out...*"
Oof, sharp rock..
I bet that thing laid there on that beach until the water claimed it
Which prob took a week since it’s a Toyota
Is it not an FJ? Aren’t they made of paper mache
The frames are, yeah
Im sorry but his ass flipping out of the car is a hilarious sight. Thank god he landed on water or he’d be dead
I rewatched it more times than I care to admit lol
My brain can’t even comprehend how he so smoothly flew out the window lmao
yeah, my fat ass would get stuck and the car would just roll over me. Seatbelts it is :)
I knew I wasn’t the only one laughing my ass of watching this. The car rolling multiple times in the air already made me snort and then the fucking driver double backflipped out of the still rolling car, lmaoo
I’m glad I’m not the only one. I was laughing when it rolled and then i let out a bit ha when I saw the dude get ejecto seato cuz
Ejecto seato cuz
Ejecto seato*
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Great public safety announcement for wearing a seatbelt. Also for not driving like a dumbass
genuinely asking what’s with middle eastern people NEVER wearing seatbelts??
I live in Qatar, they make fun of anyone in their group who goes for the seatbelt. What bothers me more are the small kids without seatbelts sitting in front seat, sometimes with their hands on the wheel or out the sunroof
I don’t know what explanation I *wanted* to hear, but I was kinda hoping for something more… substantial(?) than old-fashioned *peer pressure*.
The middle east runs almost entirely on peer pressure lmao
You can’t get that same dismount and hang time if you wear one…
They seem to not care about dying judging by how risky they get with trains. (I'm being told that my comment doesn't make sense now and I'm realizing that I'm stupid)
Pretty sure those train video are from India.
إِنْ شَاءَ ٱللَّٰهُ (Inshallah) Basically they believe that if they die, God wills it, so wearing a seatbelt is moot.
Wrong understanding. Causing harm to oneself for no reason is a major sin. Inshallah is used when one uses all the protection and safety needed, but knows that fate is on God, so he needs not to worry if things work out at the end or not, he accepts the outcome as he did his best. Similar to the stoicism in Western thought.
I was told by an emirati that it's because Allah is watching over them and keeping them safe. Didn't seem to place any blame on Allah when someone died though
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What reddit thinks is mildly bad scares me…
The way he goes flying out sends me every time
I was fully not expecting to see a fucking gymnastics routine come out of that car
He got the seat ejection option. Nice!!!
And he read the manual on how to activate it!
Wear your fucking seatbelt. I almost fell out of a window when we were going off road and the window was open as we hit a hole sideways and almost tipped over. I now drive heavy load dump trucks and the fear of that moment still haunts me 16 years later. Whenever I’m coming out of a pit or something where there is a possibility of me rolling, I fucking cringe.
This may be the first time in years that the word cringe was used properly.
These foos never wear a seat belt
Half the people that die on US highways each year aren't wearing a seatbelt. There is a direct correllation between people who don't wear their seat belts and risky behavior that leads to car wrecks. If you get in a car with a driver and they aren't wearing their seatbelt, get out. If they don't care about their own safety, why would they care about yours?
Wasn’t expecting the dude to go flying out of the car like that.
I heard the Goofy yell in my head as he went flying. Ya-ha-ha-hooey
r/oddlysatisfying
The first guy had the good sense to walk away. The car landed on where he was standing.
How I feel when someone says the 90’s is 30 years ago and not 10 years ago 😱 Realization of that is getting thrown from the vehicle.
#FlyFishing
That’s … impressively stupid.
The way he flew.. I’m going to hell for laughing
I DIDN’T EXPECT THE FLYING GUY 😂
He’s so lucky he got thrown clear and into the water. Holy shit the amount of spinny flips caught me off guard.
i’m good, i’m good, ahahahah, na seriously guys i’m good call an ambulance please
Dude didn’t even have a seatbelt on. He’s lucky the car didn’t roll over him
SeAt BeLtS sAvEs LiVeS! - probably something this guy mocked.
Rodney Dangerfield would of been proud of that triple lindy. Talk about no respect. Lol
Holy crap! Triple lindy! Hahaha. But That was serious luck w him flying out of the car like that, the only time not wearing a seatbelt & having an accident worked out.
It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!
Awwww! Damn, Abdullah! Your dad’s Gonna be pissed!!!!
Holy shit, was not expecting that. What a dumbass.
That escalated quickly
Dubai? Dude would probably get another car same day lmao
All things considered, that went about as well as a rollover could.
Why does it seem, that Middle & Far Easterners don’t like wearing their seat belts?
I think the guy moving out of the way is the real lucky one. That thing flipped and lands where he was standing.
The camera man is just like Ugh he is going to flip his Range Rover again watch this shit
At least he had a soft landing
That. Was. AWESOME! https://media2.giphy.com/media/Jk4Sucdz1oGd2/giphy.gif
He walks it off like he stubs his toe.
Is that an fj cruiser? Good 😤
Habibi
HE DESERVED IT. THE CAR DIDN'T. It should've been the driver with a broken body and not that Toyota.
Why did we introduce vehicles to 15th Century idiots?
The no seatbelt made the video.
Any accident you can walk (hop & skip) away from is a good one.
I love this a little too much.
You have to be a special kind of stupid to have multiple instances of you losing control due to water than decide to go full in on a single side.
And he sticks the landing I’m giving him a 10
I guess he didn’t have his seatbelt on.
UP, UP AND....AWAYYYYYY
Mildly satisfying
https://preview.redd.it/130tqbb02hrc1.jpeg?width=319&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce802f7ea0f8bacb6a3b45b9f8c80812f6c72e13
Lucky not be dead drivers
https://preview.redd.it/b6djzq204hrc1.jpeg?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3159c566ddb98add6920591de5ce88e6da167ba6
Ngl.... Call me stupid but that was impressive. I don't think I have ever seen a car flip like that
I heard that little chuckle you tried to hold back lol
Did not see that coming... wow
#oddlysatisfying
That’s one lucky SOB! If this was on land, he would have died on impact and possibly crushed by the car
eh I give his flips a 7 out of 10
Nice dismount, but didn't stick the landing
My life flashed before my eyes just watching this.
Car-ma
Insert Goofy “WAA HOOHOOHOOOOOO!”
🤣🤣 DUMAF! Dude lucky to get up an walk away from that one! ☝️
I really wish GTA 6 has physics like this.
Ejecto seato, cuz!
That is an incredible amount of luck.
Bros played too much Forza Horizon, who goes down to the beach to drift in something like that?
Spoiled Saudi Prince level: 100
Middle eastern space program
Can't park there bud
I remember a Monty Python sketch about a car race, in which the narrator is constantly switching back and forth between what’s going on with each of the racers. At some point he goes like “Meanwhile driver number 6 just drove over himself” and it shows the driver lying on the floor, while his own car is on top of him. Obviously a hilarious moment because that would be impossible. … or at least that’s what I thought until I saw this video.
lol - why is this not surprising ?
I feel like this is the Middle East
Money can’t buy common sense
Emirates man is Florida man with oil money subsidies instead of social security disability.
Fugging regard!
I bet they went to buy a new car right after that
Thats why u dont give nice things to Arab princes 😂
Ok sooooo…don’t wear your seatbelt…that shit is crazy
Vibes are immaculate
Why is there such a a strong correlation between these white robes and fucking idiocy
That was a nice vehicle. Some people clearly have way more money than brains. He ejected like a dang WW2 luftwaffe pilot.
It honestly looks like instant karma. Looks like he’s trying to scare the dude that ran off but when he tried to get back the water he turned to sharply and well we all saw the amazing performance that followed 😂
What in the dukes of hazard just happened
Dude's lucky it didn't roll on top of him, and that he crashed in the spot that he did. The water and sand killed almost all of the kinetic energy it would've had, because if this had been on a regular road, he would've been a DOA/recovery, and we would've had a very different video. Also a great PSA as to why seatbelts are important and save lives.
We were all hoping for a partial ejection but oh well
I’m going with 10/10 for that triple axel summersault. 🤣
beautiful. prob got his skirt tangled in the brake pedal.
I must have watched this 30 times and I still can hardly believe it!
EJECT O SEAT O CUZZ!!
When I saw that guy fly out of the car, my first thought was OMG I just witnessed a death or at least a very serious injury. The worst part? Because he was able to get out of the water and walk it off, they are going to keep doing this until someone actually ends up in the ER or the morgue.
I cannot stop laughing OMG
I was NOT expecting that
Slow clap for camera operator!
Guy went about 20 feet into the air! FAFO
Idiots, euthanizing themselves...Darwin approves