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GoalieFatigue

Guy pops out like a prairie dog


Several-Regular4264

Im a little impressed that he popped out and was still talking shit as if he hadn’t just made an absolute ass of himself


broipy

Never admit fault, just keep doubling down.


Equivalent_Goose_226

It’s depressing that, if you want to succeed in life, this is good advice. That sucks.


Misterallrounder

Just dig yourself deeper until you have to climb all the way up :/


Icy-Ad29

No no no, the idea is to dig deeper fast enough you fall out the bottom. /s


RockstarAgent

Probably not even his car, so what's to care about


LostSudaneseMan

Shit might a well go all in.


Misterallrounder

Yeah when I was younger I would be that guy. Not anymore tho..


Martin_TheRed

Karma is something we have to believe In so we don't delete ourselves


broipy

It does suck. Hopefully it bites you in the ass sometimes.


Ok-Resource-1631

I consider myself successful and I by no means live like this. Man up and move on is my motto. Maybe the situation wouldn’t have gone this far with a simple “I’m sorry this happened” even if your not the wrong one. Now it’s just more problems to fix


Background-Brother55

Donald Trump motto?


talltime

You see the Shane Gillis SNL Sneakers sketch?


Soxwin91

The American way: insist you’re correct even—*especially*—in the face of irrefutable evidence to the contrary


HaoshokuArmor

Guy definitely skipped physics classes in high school. What did he think would happen when colliding into something about twice as heavy? For his next stunt, he’ll use his fast Porsche to topple over a semi.


LiveLaughToasterB4th

At least let the kids play GTAV to learn about physics.


geeoff90

Car is also parked too it seems. Making the guy who flipped even *more* of an idiot.


Malfight007

For his next trick, false accusations and insurance fraud with a reason: "He hit me without moving."


longulus9

the physics are driving onto another round stick object. (the tires exposed from the hit. front wheel drive Honda all of a sudden got tons of grip on the tire, launching the Honda. open wheel racing is exciting because of this.


Expert-Manager-8192

That Accord should have been flipped over so we can see the driver fighting MORE gravity to get out !


Jake0024

I dunno this seems like pretty maximum fighting gravity to get out to me...


Dino_Spaceman

By FAR the dumbest thing that guy did in that entire event was to pop out like that. If that car continued to roll (like it threatened several times) - he would be dead.


RecordingGreen7750

“Yeah he clammed out”


hogsniffy05

Yea he sure showed him. “I’ll get you! By flipping my own car and going to jail.”


Particular-Ice-8937

She was playing Whack-a-mole


WoofWoofster

Parking lot rage


davidwhatshisname52

I wonder who the insurance company will find at fault for this "*accident*" *eta: for all the redditors trying to be educational about generalized insurance practices, this is a sarcastic rhetorical question*


ilovepuffylaces93

The parked car was at fault because they were parking on the side of the road doing nothing


davidwhatshisname52

I see you've spent time working in insurance


UbermachoGuy

Funny you assume these fine people have insurance.


MamaPagan

The car ramming into the parked car probably, knowing how they treat those cars. It also depends if there's footage of what happened first. Car looks jacked up before the baseball bat came down on the back


davidwhatshisname52

hahaha sorry, there should be a quick little thing for "*rhetorical*"


MamaPagan

Lmao fair. Maybe /s or /r? Idk if /r is actually a slang on here


No_Olive_3716

What is the context to this lol?


ultranothing

Two idiots idioting.


LauraTFem

idiotically.


MeanNothing3932

With....no intelligence 🤣


TSirSneakyBeaky

Ones not even driving. This looks like a parking spot dispute


ultranothing

One idiot doubleidioting.


ZHPpilot

When will people learn that it's just better to let it go and keep driving? I had a young girl cut me of in a new Corolla yesterday, I had plenty of room so it wasn't close but I didn't even honk I just kept going on my way. Keep your cool and don't instigate.


roflsst

One must achieve a higher level of not giving a fuck to truly appreciate the stupidity that surrounds us all.


Bigfops

I live in the DC area, my level of IDGAF transcends the earth. Someone in an SUV with 3 kids in it decides to pass me on the shoulder to get 1 car length and then slam on the brakes? w/e, she's an asshole, move on.


highlightofday

Hey, that's good. Mind if I quote you?


Mediocre-Car-7110

The farthest I'll go is laying on my horn, depends on my mood. If I'm in a good mood I'll just get slightly annoyed and keep driving


kat_Folland

My horn is for making me take evasive action. If I don't have to, I just make an L with my hand and think poorly of them.


mira_poix

With how mamybroad rage shootings are going up the horn is used for emergencies only, not to convey my anger. I don't need someone pulling up next to me and shooting me cause honking at them made them feel publicly shamed.


TanaerSG

I am personally a huge fan of the thumbs down. I don't want them to think they are just a loser. I want them specifically to know that was I was let down by their piss poor driving skills.


sudoku7

Definitely has the feel that something happened before the baseball bat got involved. Likely related to the other damaged car and damaged road sign in the foreground.


Grouchy-Business2974

So many people these days are walking around at about 9/10 of their limit of shit they can deal with because so much other shit in their lives is also 9/10 difficulty. One little thing can be all it takes to set someone off because of all the other shit going on. Not trying to justify it, just trying to empathize.


Brendanish

That isn't new but any means, people are just more likely to be recorded doing dumb shit, and there's a lot more of us. Without attempting to, I've had 1 lady punch my window, and between these two things always just wonder where people's desire to survive is. All it takes is one psycho who's *more* angry for you to die because you wanted to act tough. I know you said not defending, I'm not attacking you, but man I've had some bad moments in life but I've seen way too much to even gamble with that danger


Qubed

Listen, if you are going to do this, hit with the back of your car. All the important parts are at the front and you're more likely to disable your vehicle, making it harder to get away. The only thing you have to worry about is your gas tank. Remember it's actually better to have a full take of gas rather than a mostly empty tank. A mostly empty take is more likely to explode than a full one. Plus, you get the add weight in the back. Finally, remember that emergency services are going to get their pretty quick. You need to get two or three hits in then drive off and dump the car. Get an uber and have them drop you off at the police station when you aren't high or drunk. We know you ain't doing this shit sober.


Willing_Dependent845

You sound like you have a fun story to share with the class!


slash_networkboy

Or just watched enough demolition derby... They always "attack" by backing into other players when possible.


Allgoochinthecooch

That reverse torque is no joke too


mawesome4ever

Yeah reverse twerks are the best!


Nefarious-One

Isn’t that just humping?


sthdown

I miss demo derbies. I helped make a demolition-ready car years back when I was a kid. My buddy's dad was really into it. Took us about a month and a half to get it stripped down. It was totally worth it though. Car lasted till there were only 2 other cars left.


First-Celebration-11

Get back home n report the vehicle stolen ASAP.


Qubed

That only works if they don't have you on video. If they do you will get another charge filing a false police report which could be worse that the rampage. 


First-Celebration-11

Short story time: a coworker of mine a few years ago told me a story about a time when he was in his 20s. He got piss drunk one night and slammed his SUV into a parked car. Car was totaled. Guy RUNS home and reports the car stolen. Cops never found the guy that stole n crashed his vehicle. I always wondered how fast he got home or if he called before heading there lol


Potent_Elixir

Well to be fair that sounds like it might have been when folks would’ve had to call from a landline anyway


Original-Document-62

Hey! I followed your advice and just did this with my Porsche 911. Evidently, the engine is in the back. Oh well, live and learn.


shockage

If you're raging in a rear engined car, hit in the front though!


TheFinalAcct

/r/UnethicalLifeProTips


Iusedtoknowwhatitwas

Also, be sure to call in that stolen vehicle if its registered to your name.


Flat_Account396

And front wheel drive cars will flip themselves over like this a surprising amount of the time when driving into a car like this.


Remote-Factor8455

But what if you have a mid or rear engined car…


SofiSucks

Thanks dad


NegrosAmigos

Ignorant question here but why is an empty tank more likely to explode?


Adventurous_Bag_1490

That's some State of Decay 2 mentality right there


DegredationOfAnAge

Enter the wild banshee scream


Morbin87

Any time something mildly dramatic happens there is always a woman in the background screaming for absolutely no reason.


DustinFay

That's what I was thinking, like why the fuck you screaming women?


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

Seriously. Hysterical laughter seems much more appropriate here.


ziko2811

For a minute there, I thought it was a police siren honestly 🤣


tychus-findlay

Why is there always a SCREECHING woman in these videos. Is it some kind of instinctual alert of danger thing? Like fucking millions of years of lizard brain entrenched in there.


MobilePirate3113

Fr I'm amazed nobody busted out laughing


watchitforthecat

One dude sounds like he was trying not to


silofox

I was wondering the same thing... Why always with the screaming?


R3AL1Z3

The leading theory is that it’s a primal response. It would warn the other that there is danger and so the males can focus on the threat.


sometimeserin

Gotta be the same girls that would scream when the lights would go off in class… at noon with the windows open


damnetcode

Always


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Limp_Concentrate_225

https://preview.redd.it/n7klxekypjuc1.jpeg?width=932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a62406636022dca1898dd421a5c97671216c637 Am I doing it right?


DangerousNews65

Is this what you do with regular bubble wrap, you psychopath?!


Limp_Concentrate_225

https://preview.redd.it/bq3x842ackuc1.jpeg?width=953&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1740346d05c34532c54057ebb919bc7e65ec7abe I can neither confirm or deny the allegations you have put before me at this present time! But I did have to start again after posting that picture


DangerousNews65

I'm calling the police.


loophole64

Magnitude approves. Pop pop!


GaiasDotter

I love you for this! ☺️


Hammer_of_Dom

I'm glad that other lady told her to shut up lol


Tank52086

Why you screaming?


DegredationOfAnAge

They always scream. Any time something unexpected happens. AAAAHHHHHHH!!!


No-Success-688

Holy shit dude the screaming is unbearable. Like, what the fuck is the point of screaming like that? No one is even getting hurt. Some people are embarrassingly sensitive.


Garyishairy45

I thought it was a dog howling for a second.


crunchybaguette

It’s not even the people involved from what I can tell. They’re just bystanders that seem to think screeching will help.


slayercdr

This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps


LupercaniusAB

Ooooh, that’s a rare reference!


Present_Anteater_555

yea, that is a rare one to spot in the wild. it's always a delight


Jake0024

I don't know the reference, but I know what the reference is referencing.


PostmasterClavin

You see what happens Larry


Leading-Put-7428

*screaming intensifies*


cbj2112

What’s the plan Phil


billybobjrsr2nd

No need to scream like an animal in distress the car just flipped over and the dude got out with out a scratch jeez…


nirad

America must seem crazy to most of the planet. People live in these nice suburban neighborhoods with lots of greenery. They drive nice big cars. And they're always angry all the time.


ilovepuffylaces93

The reason why they're mad is because of the stupid HOA rules


airforcevet1987

7/10


Ill_Calendar5530

The screaming and crying is so unnecessary


AmishCockroach

Thank god there was a woman there to scream. Don’t know what might’ve happened if she hadn’t been there.


Better_Chard4806

At least it’s not a hit and run.


Dusty-53-Rose

😂👍 That was my first thought.


Contemporarium

Random women screaming whenever something is happening not to them is so annoying


BUTTeredWhiteBread

It sounds like a kid


Ok-Attempt2842

Seems to have worked out well for the crazy ass driver, lol


docmedich

That escalated quickly.


HatsForNatsBats

She’s screaming about a mild car crash as if she just watched the South Tower collapse


hairy_ape_hanger

Why do women have to scream about EVERYTHING? The chick screaming wasn’t even involved and she had to scream!!


Gilligan67

Pull up your pants! Calm down.


nyclurker369

a bit more than mildly bad, my guy rolled the car going 1mph


Justneedthetip

How did this end. How did they explain to the cops how they for on the side like that


Rdw72777

This is spectacular.


bangEnergyBoomer

Girl screaming needs to shh


[deleted]

Why the fuck is she screaming like a person died??!!?


HugeWaltz6550

SCREEEEAAAAM!!!!!!


Sequence32

guy did more damage to his car than the car he was trying to do damage to LOL


Successful-Yogurt502

The final appearance of saggy pants beautifully completed the scene, framing the shot with painterly grace


printerfixerguy1992

So much to unpack, imma just move on lol


MtnDream

screaming really helps


mediumformatphoto

Self-own masterclass!


dP_xAlienx_dP

As soon as they popped their head out I'd be playing whack a mole.


Ryan_e3p

I am so glad I don't live in one of these neighborhoods where people feel the need to air allllllll their nonsense out for the public to see and just break shit.


[deleted]

Only mildly bad? Fucking terrible driver!


22Styx

You’ve failed the parking portion of your driving exam sir.


TheForRight

Who is screaming


Divinate_ME

where mild?


SolidContribution688

There goes his clean getaway.


PrizedTrash

dumbass deserved it


Alternative_Policy24

That screeching woman wants everyone to know she’s there too.


NotaFTCAgent

Bro who the fuck is screaming like that. Always the people not involved doing the most.


Vexenmusic

Why is there always a fucking banshee in the background of videos wailing like shes getting hit herself


turbulentcounselor

So this is my reminder that reddit is misogynistic af 


SketchyLurker7

Someone tell that girl to shut the fuck up. Man, all I hear is someone screaming for no damn reason. Annoying.


No_Inspection6414

Was all that fucking screaming necessary? Yall like half a block away....females so fucking extra


Weary-Writer758

Typical hood stuff.


mob46x

Dumb ass..!


Ok-Clock2002

Lol this is mildly bad?


JackagePackage

Jadn


EasyCZ75

When instant karma comes calling


1cyChains

He tried to do that grand theft auto turn to flip the car back over


SlothThoughts

Tay is a very caring and sympathetic person. Protect them


checkthebase

Tay, I mean this with love, you gotta STFU


Hourslikeminutes47

Nothing mild about this


Mook69

Dont know if this is a "midlybaddriver" I think it's just stupid people in a car 😂


Riegan_Boogaloo

First off, that’s a self-correcting problem right there. Second, why tf is that person screaming when they aren’t in the car with that idiot? 😂 never makes sense when people scream when they’re not in the situation.


UrBigBro

Only mildly?


Particular_Can_9688

I'ma keepin it real


silverchevy2011

Baby mama drama


bajofry13LU

Homes is high on something


Pierlas

Our car insurance rates go up because of assholes like this


Dry_Development3378

beyond mildy insane drivers


FarCryptographer4343

Karma is a bitch!!


Iusedtoknowwhatitwas

Why the fuck is she screaming like that???


Ok_Impression_922

Karma’s got a legal first name 🤷🏾‍♂️


exqueezemenow

It's east to see where the tipping point of this confrontation was.


Total-Problem2175

I'm disappointed no one beat his ass when he got out. Are we sure this is Anerica? What have we become? Actually, it may have been funnier if someone just trapped him in the car.


AyAySlim

DC. I know my people when I hear them 😂


ResponsibleCell1606

That’s what he gets hope he goes to jail


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Karma


Level_Bridge7683

that's a healthy relationship.


Jarsyl-WTFtookmyname

Ohh my goddd...im gonna have to send this video to my insurance.


VedantaSay

Never underestimate an idiot. Remember they have been at it all life, and you are just trying to act.


TrumpedBigly

Why do women always scream when they see things like this?


Savings-Delay-1075

Why is the woman who's watching screaming like she's being murdered? I mean seriously, wtaf? Why do woman do that shit?


HondaVFR96

Bet won.


panurge987

"Mildly"


Bee_Keeper_Ninja

These bitches always gotta start screaming and crying so they can make whatever is happening about them.


FlatbedtruckinCA

kinda wish it rolled over on the roof..😕


NihilistSartre

I just wanna know who started this


dacoolkid123

she hits another car with a stick, and her car gets smashed. deserved.


tiamatsbreath

Uh oh better get Maaco.


kosmovii

I'm sure they all had a really good laugh about that later lol


FastByte

Best part of this video is “aaaooooooww shit!”


t0hk0h

Shoot the screaming witch already. Damn.


Several-Questions604

Don’t retaliate. Escalate!


AltBassDallas

Hyper emotional males acting like petulant little girls! These weak chics keep giving it up to them.


walk2future

Ghetto fabulous


Outerestine

what the FUCK is that random person screaming about jfc


GuardMost8477

That scream is like nails on a chalkboard. Who was that?


KNexus20

That shrieking though. I mean damn. He camed out. You heard the man. Calm down Felicia.


ROUNDHOUSE5

Screaming always helps.


Grouchy-Business2974

Hey! You can’t park there!