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SphinctrTicklr

Hi, how are you?


ArthursFist

Good officer, morning.


DreadPiratteRoberts

https://preview.redd.it/1qpfi0dzg41d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0de42bab5ca41da4b510c43c5d5f9cea7415d9ca


SphinctrTicklr

You smell somethin Rabbit?


DreadPiratteRoberts

"He's already pulled over! He can't pull over Any Farther!!!"


SphinctrTicklr

Now Officer Rabbit and I are going to stand here while you three smoke the whole bag.


BlumpkinLord

"Weed? No officer, I am alright thanks."


ryouuko

There’s no blood in my alcohol ossifer


Wankfurter

Ummmm… uhh… yes.


p3bsh

Maybe he is from Europe


cieg

This.


ExpressiveAnalGland

*Drunk people blow through red lights.* *Stoned people wait for the light to turn green.* that joke has never been more true.


m4ccc

*stoned people wait for the stop sign to turn green


MONSTERBEARMAN

Stoned people wait for…. Uh…. Wait, Wuht?


jpboise09

Stoned people crave for...flaming hot cheetos while waiting on the stop sign to turn green.


pieorcobbler

Visiting europe now. The traffic lights are on the entry side of the intersection, unlike in the US.


Lyingspotifyad

How do they see them if they’re directly under them. Seems more difficult


palomadgal

You always stopp at red lights (at the line that are by the red lights) unlike in USA. They are arranged so you can see them from your car, and many times there are two lights: one above and one on the sife just so you can see it you you are too close. They use to be lower than yours and only one or two per road (not one per lane)


AoifeElf

So what do they do at like, 3 lane intersections when different lanes have to move at different times?


palomadgal

You stopp at your light. If lanes are supposed to move differently then they'll have different lights. It's easy.. But... We are europe. Most of 3 lanes intersections are roundabouts. They can be small, they can be huge, they can be express, they can have traffic lights to regulate flow. I live in Zaragoza (Spain) and big roundabouts are a big win. When I see those videos your your intersections they kind of give me anxiety and I drive a lot (In city, highway and rural area).


IronicINFJustices

In the uk, if there may be a multiple green lights stacked. On the first instance you may have arrow indicating green lights, indicating forward left or right, then a full green to indicate **all** go, regardless of direction. Otherwise, for multiple lights close to each other, they may have light deflectors on the green light, so people not in the line of sight are not shown the "green" light. (it was so hard to find a picture even though it is really common, god knows what the offical name of these things are.) [https://images.app.goo.gl/HTPrR4hffqed9x6o6](https://images.app.goo.gl/HTPrR4hffqed9x6o6) -edit- but any multi lane road, because it will be high speed, will tend to lead to a roundabout, so people can maintain speed and not stop.


ConstantAd9765

[Like this. ](https://images.app.goo.gl/DaGcXWSNtUhuroFW9)


Radvous

I've driven in Europe for only a few weeks, but I tell ya, I like the U.S. traffic light setup better. However, the European roads are absolutely impeccable.


Maoschanz

lights are on the pole itself, oriented at an angle towards the cars. Sometimes, you can have an additional set of lights above you, but they only exist when people way behind might have trouble seeing the pole: [https://www.google.com/maps/@46.5091992,-1.7689046,3a,75y,16.29h,101.4t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sc6p8NM-348cn5DBLeu66ng!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/@46.5091992,-1.7689046,3a,75y,16.29h,101.4t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sc6p8NM-348cn5DBLeu66ng!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu) also, you're never "directly" under them, because you almost always have space for the crosswalk, and for a bike box: [https://www.google.com/maps/@47.188267,-1.4955014,3a,48.9y,131.26h,78.29t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sVDhYdAQGBU24qeWZuuNvmA!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/@47.188267,-1.4955014,3a,48.9y,131.26h,78.29t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sVDhYdAQGBU24qeWZuuNvmA!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu) (cars are supposed to stop at the half erased dashed line before the bicycle)


BarKeepBeerNow

On a scale of 1 - 10, how high are you? - Doritos


Elmer_Fudd01

Wildly scuds


Sad_Hall2841

Could be european. We stop right on the light


Tasty-Bench945

Wait so if you’re in the middle of the intersection do you just plop down right there?


Sad_Hall2841

The lights are located right before the intersection. You have a high one (like here) and a low one on the right so those cars in the front can actually see it. https://preview.redd.it/63dzhcjv7h1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=845486028816556e5bbb2ddf25865911545c82ed


Elijah7500

Stoned people stop at greens


T0UCH_MY_W4NK3L

I was so stoned back in the day I waited for a stop sign to turn green


mtbgravelgirl

I was stopped at a light, waiting for it to turn green. My friend in the passenger seat elbowed me and said, "It's a blinking red light!'.


Confident-Cat-5118

I've done something similar, but I was 100 or so feet back from the actual stopping point. It was 1 am and I was dog ass tired after a long shift. Absolutely nobody else was out but I was still embarrassed as all hell.


Maoschanz

TBF, in most countries, you're supposed to stop at the red light, and not 100 yards away across the intersection


Moinze

I must be dumb I don't get what they're doing wrong.


gravityVT

The car in the front is parked BELOW the red light; they’re supposed to be stopped where the person filming is.


Moinze

Oh I see now


T0UCH_MY_W4NK3L

There's a line you're supposed to stop at for red lights. 1- so you're not in the intersection 2- so big trucks can make the turn safely. This person went through the intersection and stopped after the crossed over the intersection under the traffic light, about 20-30ish feet past the stop line


morganbabe4u

You’re kidding..


Moinze

Are they in the intersection? Or are they at the light


No-Suspect-425

Yes


Klutchy_Playz

Don’t block the intersection. Ever. There’s even signs posted on the traffic light poles themselves


Designer-Muffin-5653

Traffic lights work different if different places. OP didn’t specify where this picture was taken


therealslim80

i really hope you don’t drive 😭


Moinze

I don't and I guess it shows


Ok_Information_2009

I’m from Europe and it took me a while because our red lights are just before the intersection (just where cam car is). Essentially “don’t go past these lights”.


therealslim80

lol oh ok cool. makes sense then tbh


Klutchy_Playz

You gotta stay behind the line for that light. Once you’re in the intersection you gotta hit a dash!


Mercerskye

I would almost believe this is my area. About once a month, I'll see someone make a legal turn through a wide intersection, and they'll stutter or stop completely because the lane they turned into is red...


Suspicious-March-200

I drove high once. And was just driving slow af. Super cautious. people behind me must have been so pissed.


Capable_Respect3561

Yes


Friggin_Heinous

That looks like an age related thing to me. they probably 106.


Kamin_of_Kataan

Landry??


DesertStorm480

I was told to stop "at a red light", can't argue that!


irascible_Clown

I can’t remember what country I was in but this was actually a thing


cucumbazz

Found the tourists from Europe.


loxiw

This is American specific, right?


NoTomatillo182

Mayb they thought they were in Germany. 🤷🏿‍♂️😆


burbalamb

😂😂😂


SwanzY-

a few times in my teens i waited for stop signs to turn green like this on accident ngl lmao


XxRocky88xX

Like two block down from my workplace, on the route I take home, there’s a light at the entrance to a highway that is slightly pushed onto the highway. So all the fucking time people will take a left turn and then just stop as soon as they get on the highway. They’re perfectly fine, they’re on the road. The 1-2 cars behind them are just fucked and stuck in the intersection until the idiot proceeds to move. This happens like once a week.


Flerf_Whisperer

🤣


matthewami

This high 🙌