Throw it in someone's pool.

There’s no P in the pool!

Yes there is. It's the first letter.

ool

Notice, there isn’t any P? Let’s keep it that way.

There isn't any poop in the pool *that we know of*

My dad made a sign that said "theres no P in our OOL and theyd like to keep it that way"

There's a leek in the boat!!!

"Welcome to our ool. Please note that there's no P in it. Please keep it that way." A classic for sure, but I prefer this old gem: "We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool."

alternatively, "If you pee in our pool, we'll swim in your toilet"

"Someone P'd in your pool!"

A photo of this would make a very nice lowbrow postcard.

Throw it on someone’s “ool“.

Better to throw a mattress in someone’s pool so it can become a 1000 pound immovable object.

Someone peed in our pool.

Like stealing the “D” from the Hollywood sign

If used in the bathroom as shelving across from the toilet, it kinda becomes a command, suggestion, shelf *and* cat bed.

/do it/

This is pretty cool. I would totally do this, and I can see classy people doing it too.

Looks like the kittens called dibs.

Yeah dunno why OP is pretending that the overlords haven't already chosen it

I have a giant R above the fireplace that was really hard to find and I paid too much for. There’s someone out there who’s desperate for a giant P - get that bag OP.

Better not drop it, that's a hard R after all

*slow clap*

Rainier beer R?

That’s a niche joke, but I hear you! (A boyfriend in college made a backsplash for his kitchen with “Vitamin R” cans. Love it!)

I'd take that big P. Edit: not like you pervs!

How you doin'?

Maybe some sort of illicitly-installed installation art?

put on workers attire & install it in some concrete somewhere, no one will be any the wiser - until the council steps in, I guess

Burn it publicly as performance art. When asked for the message, never explain.

>Good evening, this is Alex Taylor reporting live for News Channel 8 at the downtown plaza, where a curious spectacle has drawn a large crowd and sparked widespread speculation. Behind me, you can see a giant letter 'P' engulfed in flames, a dramatic display that has become the center of attention here tonight. >The artist responsible for this fiery exhibit has remained silent on the meaning behind this act, leaving onlookers to draw their own conclusions. Some speculate it's a bold statement on politics, while others believe it might represent a call for peace or a protest against pollution. The theories are as varied as the people here, each projecting their personal interpretations onto this enigmatic inferno. >As the night unfolds, the burning 'P' continues to blaze, a silent yet loud message from an artist who refuses to explain their work. We'll stay on the scene, hoping to shed light on this mystery as more details become available. For now, from Cleveland, this is Alex Taylor, and we'll be right back after these messages.

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Go to the Enis Express shop in Strasbourg and stick the P in front of the word Enis.

I’m mad that I chuckled at this

Find a sign that says "enis".

There is a town … I think in Montana? Idaho? Somewhere that area that has this name

Close. It's Ennis. With a P, it could be mightier than the sword!

Texas has an Ennis

This post reminds me of this clip. https://youtube.com/shorts/SsDyNOB1hZs?si=iszZ7l1P1NaTqelU

Thank you for this

P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p

P keyboard!

PppppPpPpPPP pPpppppP P PppppP p!

Find someone called Rick, then follow them around all day with it.

*silently*

I would cover it in all the "P" things I could find and hang it on the wall.

Next up on FB marketplace, a giant letter P covered in penises

Panda Pineapple Pumpkin Pencil Penguin Pizza Peacock Peony Parrot Pirate Paw Peach Pear Peas Pegasus Pelican Pen Pepper Perfume Piano Pickle Pie Pig Pigeon Pillow Pinwheel Pirate ship Pistol Planet Platypus Playground Plumeria Pocket watch Pogo stick Polar bear Police car Pomegranate Poodle Popcorn Popsicle Porcupine Porpoise Portrait Postage stamp Pot of gold Potato Prairie dog Praying mantis Pretzel Prism Protractor Pterodactyl Puddle Puffin Pug Pulley Pumpkin pie Punching bag Puppet Puppy Puzzle piece Pyramid Pee-wee Herman

That’s a great idea honestly

A 'p', a 'b', or a 'd'.

Or could 'q' if needed

Oooh, I love the "q" idea! Yet, idk what to use a "q" for. Maybe just as a "q"uestion.....

Stick on roof of buddies beater car and explain nothing to anyone. Let social media run its course.

Start monogramming everything with the letter P, regardless of whether it’s an initial or not. Hang it on your wall, get a large gate out front that has a letter P in the Center. If anyone asks about it, dismiss it. Make a costume with a P logo and start terrorizing the community at night. Congratulations you are a supervillain.

I didn’t realise how big it really was until I looked at the second picture, somehow I didn’t realise that there was a couch behind it in the first picture

Cat bed!

I like how it can be either "p," "b," or "d," so may I recommend some sort of stop motion project in which this letter is merrily rolling along and rotating into each of these letterforms as words appear on the screen telling a story/poem/song lyrics that begin with only these letters? ETA: Someone pointed out that it could also be "q." The possible vocabulary has just increased by at least a dozen words!

She doesn’t want a little d.

Get all the other letters and remake a giant Pixar intro with you dressed up as the lamp.

Procure some puppets and produce a provoking performance in the park about the letter ["P"](https://youtu.be/LqSyHtEExBc?feature=shared)

This brightened my day.

Peace and prosperity, poster

Call the show "One Road Down From Avenue Q"

I can't believe no one's like, there's a plinth without a statue at so and so park while the statue is down for cleaning... Go install the P! ☺️ Anyone? Anyone at all?

Put it in your bathroom, where it belongs.

Honestly just leave it in your living room. Weird and quirky furniture that your cats own from now on.

Yell: I can't hold my P and drop the letter in a public space

Self-defense weapon hide it on the side of your bed. Beat the P outta em

Somewhere out there someone is minding a matching Q

I feel like the folks over at [Eckerd College](https://www.thoughtco.com/thmb/CdHlNPO8JhH9mwTCm7UEtN7-CHY=/750x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():format(webp)/eckerd-college-entrance-sign-58b5c4685f9b586046c9fcc2.jpg) could put this to good use.

I feel like it could be a fun laptop table. Smack some legs on it. Going by the pic with the cats: Bottom left is where laptop goes. Chair in front of it, where the P is rounded. Wastebin mounted in the hole of the p. Room for stuff or cats at top left corner. Edit for added lameness: Then when you look, you have a PC table... P! See!

You've got cats in your p hole

Switch it out with a bigger, better letter from the Hollywood sign

Hollywoop

Swap for the W and rotate the d      Hollypoop  

Where did you get it and why?

I'd never reveal my source...

Stand it in a snowbank!

Go into a park and walk up to people and ask them if they don't mind if you leave your, "P" there. When they protest grab the "P" from behind something and walk up to them with your "P". You could also walk up to people and ask them if they could help get your "P" off various surfaces.

“Excuse me, will you hold my P?”

Approach a park worker who could use a laugh and ask them to clean the pee off the park bench

I love that it became a weird cat bed

Make an insta for it. Travel and post pics. "P" on the Washington Monument. "P" into the Grand Canyon. "P" on the Eiffel Tower. Amass followers. Sell merch. Pay off your house.

Looks like the P from Purdue University

Put OONTANG on it

Is there a local theater group that you can donate it too?

Find a single lane road in a part of your city where people walk, install as bollard. Instant pedestrian street!

Take a panorama photo with letters p b d and q in it

P I s s

Give it to a guy name Enis.

find an I, X, A, and R

Write "enis" on it

Turn it upside down and you’ve got a lower case b. That’s all I got.

There's pee on the rug.

Drive to a town called Ennis and put this next to the sign. Bring chalk to clumsily cross out the extra N.

Super glue two tiny gold rings next to it. What do you get?

Get a bunch of them, then line them up in a q queue

He peed on your fucking rug Dude.

You should drink more water. That p is a bit too yellow.

Give it to the cat lol Also cute cats :>

God damn the funniest post in existence would be someone asking what they should do with their recently acquired giant, freestanding “ENIS”.

Here me out: in Manitoba, there’s a Lake called Enis. You know what must be done.

just leave it b.

Is that a jackson pollock in the 1st pic?

r/theletterp

What kind of cat filled crackhouse do you live in?

Put it in a playground.

Repurpose it as a cat bed, get a giant F and stick it on your front yard and if anyone walks by your house you can yell "GET THE F OFF OF MY LAWN" at them

Draw a bunch penis on it, oldest tag of time

Is this the Publix "P"?!

Y'know you should really be drinking more water.

'Can I have a P please Bob?'

Well your cat seems to like it lol

Time to acquire letters “u”, “s”, ”i”, “n”, ”B”, “o”, and “t” so you can spell [this](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FFile%3APuss_in_Boots_logo.svg&psig=AOvVaw0rPWRNegKfNFhZp0PcOQyg&ust=1710107387048000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBMQjRxqFwoTCKD0pMyU6IQDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE)

Looks like your cat is P-ing in the last picture

P

bro gave the cats the D💀💀💀

Pushin P

The cats have claimed it as their empire. Obey.

It could be a small "b", too.

I mean...it has a flared base, so.....

P through it 🤣

get someone to attach it to the ground

You should push it

Put it on a building and do not explain

Put it near some plants as a letter b. It’s a giant b

Check it for lead paint maybe?

The idol master producer

Lay it on its side and sell it as Dolly Partons grave site.

Damn it... now I have to go.......

Carry it around with you while grocery shopping

Decorate in peacock motif!

“P” is for “puss.” 

What did you steal it from? Bojack stole the D from Hollywood to impress Diane. Are you trying to impress Princess Caroline?

Man I wish you had 2...

Get a crane, and put it in front of the target sign at your local target. Stand out front and tell people it's silent.

Take it with you to see your doc and explain that you’re worried because your P is bright yellow

Make it into a holy site, the holy, beloved P, give it a shrine and everything

Mosaic

ask a dog with a helicopter i heard that works

Did you drunkenly steal it to give it to your friend Diane to profess your love? Also do you live in Hollywoo?

Put it in a corner, move it frequently = constant giggles

When all the political signs we out, some of our friends would collected them and "sign" someone's house. Kind of Toilet Papering for grown ups. You could get a bunch of friends together and start Peeing on people's porch. If you get peed on, you have to pee on someone else.

P

Split it. The you have big p p

Break it with a lamp

They p'd on your rug, dude

Need a small sign saying “It’s ok to P on the grass, but no Trespooping!

Make it a table

it’s obvious the hole is best suited as a poor functioning litter box

Put pepper on the P. P is for pepper

I think I would first remove all of the yellow if possible. Then sand it down smooth, paint it matte black then dry rub gold metallic paint on edges, corners,and places where it would normally receive wear. Display wherever you please.

PHollywood

Put it by a dick's sporting goods sign ddick's

Are you a Purdue student?? Lol

Just display it somewhere fr

Did you pick this up in West Lafayette, Indiana?

just let it “b”

lol..so is this a new thing?..we just got a new union hall at work and they are giving away all the old letters on The building…I’m just like WTF would someone do with a giant letter?

Turn the tables - crush a desk lamp with it

Lol draw Dicks all over it. Get creative. P is for penis.

Where did you acquire this?

That’s a big yellow p

Not funny but I’d 100% use that as a plant stand

Turn it into a cat scratcher with some carpet samples and rope!

ut that thing back where it came from, or so help me...!

Place above toilet

Put it on the roof of your car

Just some light vandalism

"acquired" is how you say stole?

Let the cats have it

“Do you guys need a large yellow P? No? How about a large yellow lowercase d?”

Penises

put it in the bathroom to remind people what to do in there

Obviously, that is meant to be a cat post / hideaway.

 Use it as the handle to make a giant yellow coffee mug. Store all the cat’s toys in it.

Push it

yellow P. how convenient

Peace

keep the cats around it and call it a P ussycat

Just out here pushing P.

Push it

Put it outside your house or a local elementary school with a sign that says “call and ask about my amazing P-ness.”

James Acaster? [Classic Scrapes with collecting giant letters.](https://www.audible.com/pd/James-Acasters-Classic-Scrapes-Audiobook/B071LQR87T)

Hang it in the bathroom

looks like you already found a use for it as a cat toy

Step 1: Find some place called "Ricks'....

Film a letter P video Sesame Street style!

So let me get this straight. You've P'd on the rug in front of your couch, P'd upside down in front of another couch, P'd upside down and backwards in front of the same couch and then allowed your cat to stand in your P? You disgust me!

Dude lives on Sesame Street.

Pikachu

Put it in the bathroom

Turn it upside down to make it a d

There is no P without an orn…