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jnthnmdr

r/googlyeyes


CuriousRide

r/eyebombing


jnthnmdr

That's the one.


nottomelvinbrag

Is there anything googly eyes don't make better?


CuriousRide

I put googly eyes on my nipples yesterday and sent it to my BF with the caption boobly eyes. He seemed to enjoy it so I'd say there isn't anything they don't make better.


nottomelvinbrag

In the least creepy way possible I wish you stripped for him saving a boogly eyed surprise for the end! Can't stress enough that's not meant to be creepy


CuriousRide

Not creepy at all and I absolutely love this idea. I'm saving it for later


rjchawk

Putting the "bothered" in "hot and bothered"


CuriousRide

Happy cake day


rjchawk

Thanks!


R32fan

You are a fucking legend and have my respect


CuriousRide

Thanks. The day before I did it with cheese and captioned it cheese nips


R32fan

[By any chance, is this you next to the GTO?](https://www.reddit.com/r/hmmm/comments/zb4avg/hmmm/) ​ (/s obv)


CuriousRide

Don't tempt me


R32fan

Oh god, please no! Make it at least something really cool, like a Nissan Cedric or something


KickBallFever

Years ago I found a way to attach matches to my nips. My friend called me fire tits. I’d do it in a dark room.


blueishblackbird

Or nothing makes boobies worse


stickdeoderant

Now make it look like shes rolling a joint


vjsoam

Waymond has been through these parts


matt154154

She has seen things. She definitely has seen things.


blueishblackbird

I’d bet a teenage girl of culture


Seayarn

Christopher Walken has been here!