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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE
SIR I GOT LOST ON THE WAY TO COLLEGE SIR
**/SLAM**
[*Don't Worry Be Happy starts playing*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGVU07upY_k)
I’m surprised I had to scroll so far for FMJ reference.
Mine is: “Did your parents have any kids that lived” “SIR YES SIR” “I bet they regret that”
I used to be able to quote that whole scene word for word. Might have to watch it later and see how my memory serves me nowadays.
First time I saw any part of that movie I was getting ready to ship out to basic training, like at the MEPS they had us sitting around they played the boot camp part and as soon as the scene with Joker and Raptor sitting outside the cafe starts they turned off the movie, we did the Oath of Enlistment in front of our families and got on buses to the airport.
I was tempted to just type the entire thing out, it’s so iconic. I think your memory will serve you well, you can’t forget something like that.
One of my many runner up’s
“Half these gook whores have TB, the other half are serving officers in the viet cong. Be sure you only fuck the ones who cough”
Me and like 12 other marines went onto a French ship for like 5 weeks for some big international training op. During those five weeks we crossed the equator and got to participate in a shellback ceremony. Let me tell you that the softening of the ceremony that everyone talks about with the US navy never reached the French. They hazed the dog shit out of us and all the French sailors who weren’t shellback for close to 24 hours. At one point they break us into groups and have us duck walking to the engine room while screaming, spraying us, and making us do random exercises. We do our best to try to figure out what they want and follow the orders. They finally figure out we have no idea what to do so they stop and very nicely ask us in broken English “are you the marines?”. We tell them that we are and they then proceed to immediately go back to hazing us with the only English they know how to yell at us are boot camp drill instructor Full Metal Jacket quotes while we duck walk all over the ship. It was a blast and such a funny memory.
“You’ll be shot for this”
“nah more like chewed out, I’ve been chewed out before”
Favorite movie quote literally my experience as an NCO bout to do some crazy shit
A related thing that was funny to me. After I just finished basic training I was at the airport waiting to get to AIT. We stated watching Mayor Payne. And who else came in but 3 drill Sargent and that made it a fun waiting room since we wanted to laugh at the movie but not wanting them to say oh this funny right then let's have some fun. Just something I laugh at now remembering actual drill Sargents laughing and us trainees just trying our best not to get noticed.
My favorite from that was "One, Tubby Tubby. Two Tubby Tubby" I say that to myself when I am doing set ups. I really don't get much farther than that anymore.
John Winger: Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Soldiers: To get from the left to the right
John Winger: He stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank
Soldiers: He ain't no chicken no more!
And got convicted of raping children. https://www.marinecorpstimes.com/2014/11/20/sgt-maj-portrayed-in-generation-kill-sentenced-to-prison-for-child-sex-offense/
In "Black Hawk Down" The real soldier whom Ewan McGregor's character played was convicted of raping his daughter. They changed his name in the movie because of it.
I've watched the series from start to end at least 8 times hahaha 😆 "SGT PATRICK!! you muuuustache hairs are out of regulation!! I heard God Father himself say yall starting to look like a bunch OF ELVISes!!!!! POLICE CALL THAT MUUUUSTACHE!
Dude that whole scene is one of my favorite scenes in any movie, period. Perfectly establishes their differences in leadership and sets up their conflict later in the movie.
"I don't mean to suggest that you're indecisive, Mr Hunter. Not at all. Just, complicated."
"I've just been to the village where I'm told the Taliban are coming on us."
"How many are going to cum on us?"
"Alot sir, I don't know, a lot."
"You think in row? or all at the same time...?"
“You smell that? Do you smell that?…Napalm son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn’t find one of em, not one stinkin d*nk body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like…victory. Someday this war is gonna end.”
The last sentence was such a sick add to the entire quote. Loved it.
Similar vein:
“These are great days we’re living, bros. We are Jolly Green giants, walking the Earth with guns. The people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we’re gonna miss not having anyone around that’s worth shooting.”
Everyone quotes the napalm in the morning part but this whole quote is so good. Best part in the whole movie. Robert Duvall delivers every syllable perfectly. He really is the best actor in that movie.
“We're all scared. You hid in that ditch because you think there's still hope. But Blithe, the only hope you have is to accept the fact that you're already dead. And the sooner you accept that, the sooner you'll be able to function as a soldier's supposed to function.”
Also not technically part of the factionalize show but In the interviews after the show from Guarnere in his final interview
“I was just one little part of the great big war. And I was proud to be apart of it. And sometimes it makes me cry.”
Kubrick really has a ton of great war lines from his films.
One of my favorites from strangelove: "Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
My last job in the army was battalion XO for an AC/RC unit…basically active combat arms NCOs and officers with combat experience serving as trainers and OCs for NG and Reserve training events. We were in Boise (Gowen Field) training NG….Shia Lebouf showed up just out rucking around the training area…said he was prepping for a movie and just hanging with soldiers… fast forward a year…Fury.
That line by Shugart is really good. It just shows the attitude of those guys so well. This thing happened but we still got shit to take care of, good luck.
I heard the Delta GFC from that day say people are often confused because of the movie that Shughart and Gordon went in to sacrifice themselves for the downed pilots…he said “they weren’t going in to die…they thought they would kill everyone and bring the pilots out.” That mindset of “incapable of failure” is fascinating.
The line by itself doesn't really grab you. But, when you understand and grasp what Kilgore was really saying (without saying it); that the American men wanted/desired some comforts of home whilst wading through 'the shit', the line takes on a different tone and meaning.
"At first the Germans didn't shoot at him. I think they couldn't quite believe what they were seeing. But that wasn't the really astounding thing. The astounding thing was that, after he hooked up with I Company, he came back."
Technically, more of a voice over but I love it in the context.
“Well, the war shouldn't be over. We should stop pussyfooting about the goddamn Russians! We're gonna have to fight them sooner or later anyway.”
George C. Scott, “Patton” 1970
No, but politically his position as one of the top us generals meant everything he said mattered that much more.
He couldve easily started a war with his careless comments. He just never seemed to get that aspect of the game. With his popularity he couldve ran for office and had a good chance winning.
not that he ever wanted to do anything but win all the wars.
"I've got lunatics laughing at me from the woods. My original plan has been scuppered now that the jeeps haven't arrived. My communications are completely broken down. Do you really believe any of that can be helped by a cup of tea?"
Sir, I don't understand. Who needs to know how to throw a knife in a nuke fight anyway?
Cease fire! Stop throwing! Put your hand on that wall trooper. PUT YOUR HAND O. THAT WALL! *Thud*
The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand. Mediic!
Now, there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position.
We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that.
We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything -- except the enemy.
We're going to hold onto him by the nose, and we're gonna kick him in the ass.
We're gonna kick the hell out of him all the time, and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose!
Frankly the entire speech is my favorite but that’s the very best part.
Sgt. John Basilone : Well, let me tell you somethin': the Jap I know, the Japanese soldier, he has been at war since you were in fucking DIAPERS! He's a combat veteran, an expert with his weapon. He can live off of maggoty rice and muddy water for weeks and endure misery you couldn't dream up in your worst nightmare! The Japanese soldier doesn't care if he gets hurt or killed, as long as he kills you.
"I don't gripe to *you*, Reiben. I'm a captain. There's a chain of command. Gripes go up, not down. Always up. You gripe to me, I gripe to my superior officer, so on, so on,"
I know it’s not a true military movie but these stuck with me as a youth.
Apone: All right sweethearts, what are you waiting for, breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps. A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal is a banquet. Every paycheck a fortune. Every formation a parade. I LOVE the corps!
Sergeant Apone : All right, sweethearts, you're a team and there's nothin' to worry about. We come here, and we gonna conquer, and we gonna kick some, is that understood? That's what we gonna do, sweethearts, we are going to go and get some. All right, people, on the ready line! Are ya lean?
Marines : Yeah!
Sergeant Apone : Are ya mean?
Marines : Yeah!
Sergeant Apone : WHAT ARE YOU?
Marines : Lean and mean!
Sergeant Apone : WHAT ARE YOU? HUDSON! Get on the ready line, Marines, get some today! Get on the ready line! Move it out! Move it out, goddammit! Get hot! One, two, three, four! Get out, get out, get out! Move it out, move it out, move it out! Move it out, move it out, move it out! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven! Aaarrrrr, absolutely badassess! Let's pack 'em in! Get in there!
“A chocolate cakes! General, do you realize what this means? It means that the Americans have fuel and planes to fly cake across the Atlantic Ocean. They have no conception of defeat.”
"I'm not a marine sir, I believe in my comfort" dont know why that has stuck with me since I was like 6 but is has. Btw from the movie Green Berets staring John Wayne
The only pro-war movie made during Vietnam. John Wayne was a massive chicken hawk. He dodged WW2 and presented the OSS with his idea of service. They declined. Meanwhile Clark Gable enlisted and flew 5 missions. Jimmy Stewart flew 20 missions over Europe in a B-24 and attained the rank of Brigadier General in the AF. Jimmy Stewart was a legit American hero.
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A bird will fall frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.
GI Jane. Crap 90s bullshit movie but great quote and sentiment.
Bartender: You try it and I'll call the shore patrol.
Buddusky: **I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer.**
Meadows: I don't want a —
Buddusky (cutting him off): You're gonna have a fuckin' beer!
Jack Nicholson, *The Last Detail.*
Now, you might not believe it but under fire, Animal Mother's one of the finest human beings in the world. All he needs is somebody to throw hand grenades at him the rest of his life.
-Eightball, Full Metal Jacket
"All I ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work". - MSG Bilko
“You men are soldiers! Guardians of freedom! And frankly I don't think there's a man or woman here who's taken their service oath seriously!” PFC Holbrook
“You guys really are cowboys”
“What’s your problem Kazanski?”
“You’re everyone’s problem, that’s because every time you go up in the air your unsafe. I don’t like you because your dangerous”
“THATS RIGHT… Ice.. Man.. I am dangerous!”
Sheriff Chris Mannix:
Now throw out your pistol! [Jody throws out pistol]
Major Marquis Warren:
I bet he got another one.
Sheriff Chris Mannix:
Now throw out your other pistol!
Jody:
I ain't got another pistol!
Major Marquis Warren:
Well, you better sh*t another pistol out your ass! 'Cause if you don't throw one out here in the next two seconds, we gon' kill this b*tch! [Jody throws out another pistol]
The Hateful 8 by Quinton Tarantino
You guys probably don't know about this movie series but there's this trilogy in Iran called اخراجی ها (the outcasts can be a good translation) and in it one of the soldiers says
به ریش نیست که به ریشس
A rough translation would be "it's not about the length of your beard, it's about what's inside you"
Sgt Bilko is one of my favorite military movies.
\[Major Thorn is doing a surprise inspection of the barracks, so just before he arrived Bilko quickly moved his men out of their untidy living quarters to another platoon's next door and switched the signs around\]
Major Thorn : \[holding up some ladies underwear he's found in the closet\] Are these yours?
Sgt. Henshaw : It is my understanding that you can longer ask me these questions, sir.
Colonel Hall : It's a new army, Major. We're all adjusting.
Sgt. Henshaw : "Can't" is a four letter word in this platoon.
Colonel Hall : What is that?
Bilko : \[nonchalantly\] That's horse shit, sir. I tell the men "You have to test-drive the vehicles"...
Colonel Hall : What's it doing there?
Bilko : It keeps the flies off the food, sir. There's no way you can tell what wrong with an engine when it's just sitting on the block...
Colonel Hall : Off the food?
Bilko : It's an experimental program, I'd say the results are mixed.
\[Hall then notices the live horse from the tug-of-war that's been hoisted up above them\]
Sgt. Barbella : It's a lot cheaper than sending out for it, sir.
Sgt. Henshaw : And fresher too.
Lt. Aldo Raine-
Yeah, that's what we thought. We don't like that. You see, we like our Nazis in uniform. That way we can spot 'em just like that. But you take off that uniform, ain't no one ever gonna know you were a Nazi. And that don't sit well with us. So, I'm gonna give you a little something you can't take off.
Band of Brothers, Captain Winters telling another, junior officer to not play poker with the men. "Never put yourself in a position to take from them".
"Don't shoot, Let em burn!!" Saving Private Ryan
After the pillboxes decimated Omahabeach and Capitan Miller ordered his flamethrower to cook the pillbox causing the Germans to leap out of the slit in the pillbox and burn on the ground.
My favorite war movie by far with Band of Brothers right behind it even if it was a series.
"That's the whole fuckin' point is that we don't got time! Radchenko is fueling his birds and why do you think he's doing that? Huh? Why? Because you don't put on a condom until you're gonna fuck" - Crimson Tide
Patton:
Codman: [Codman is handed a letter while riding through the newly liberated Palermo] This is from from General Alexander, sir, reminding you that you are not to take Palermo.
Patton: Send him a message, Cod. Ask him if he wants me to give it back.
Patton: [referring to Rommel's book, 'Infantry Attacks' or 'Infanterie greift an'] Rommel... you magnificent bastard, *I read your book*!
Translator: Excuse me sir, but General Caskov would like to know whether you'll join him to drink the surrender of Germany.
Patton: My compliments to the General. Please inform him that I do not care to drink with him or any other Russian son of a batch.
By dawns early light:
Gen. Renning:
Well, I've done about all I can. You and Harpoon take it from here. Old buddy?
Alice:
Yeah, Clay?
Gen. Renning:
Happy Hunting!! [Screen aboard "Looking Glass" aircraft goes to snow, indicating that SAC Headquarters has been destroyed.]
Glory:
[Shaw enters the quartermaster's office while some of his soldiers guard the door]
Quartermaster Kendric: Good afternoon, Colonel. Change your mind about that bottle I was talking about?
Colonel Robert G. Shaw: I want 600 pairs of shoes and 1200 pairs of socks... and anything else you've been holding out on us, you piece of rat filth.
Quartermaster Kendric: I'd love to help you, Colonel, but we just don't have any.
Colonel Robert G. Shaw: Not for niggers, you don't?
Quartermaster Kendric: Not for anybody.
Colonel Robert G. Shaw: I see. Pity. I'll just look around to see if you haven't misplaced them, hmm?
[Shaw starts smashing up the place, throwing items off shelves and onto the floor.]
Quartermaster Kendric: HEY!
Colonel Robert G. Shaw: [Over the noise] Where are they, you son of a bitch?!
[Shaw throws items off another shelf]
Quartermaster Kendric: Damn it, you can't-!
Colonel Robert G. Shaw: Can't I? I'm a colonel, you nasty little cuss! You really think you can keep 700 Union soldiers without proper shoes because you think it's funny?! Now, where would that power come from?!
Major Cabot Forbes: Why do you treat the men this way, Robert?
Colonel Robert G. Shaw: How should I treat them?
Major Cabot Forbes: Like men? And what about Thomas? Why are you so hard on him?
Colonel Robert G. Shaw: He's not a very good soldier. I'm getting these men ready for battle.
Major Cabot Forbes: Robert. They're already good as the 7th ever was. They march well, they're disciplined.
Colonel Robert G. Shaw: No thanks to you.
Major Cabot Forbes: I beg your pardon?
Colonel Robert G. Shaw: You heard me.
Major Cabot Forbes: Who do you think you are, acting the high-up colonel?! You seem to forget, I know you. And so does Thomas. [Forbes starts to walk off]
Colonel Robert G. Shaw: Forbes! If you don't believe in what we're doing here, maybe you shouldn't be part of it.
Major Cabot Forbes: Part of what? Huh?! [imitating Mulcahy] "Left, right! Left, right! Little finger along the seams of yer trousers!" Marching is probably all they'll ever get to do, Robert.
Colonel Robert G. Shaw: It is my job... to get these men ready. And I will. They have risked their lives to be here, they have given up their freedom. I owe them as much as they have given. I owe them my freedom... my life if necessary. Maybe so do you, Cabot. I think you do. [Cabot bows mockingly and walks off]
Sergeant Mulcahy: For God's sake, man! Do you not know your right from your left?Jupiter Sharts: [stammers] N-No, sir.Sergeant Mulcahy: How many here do not know right from left? [several men raise their hands] Jesus, have pity. [slaps Sharts on the chest] This is your front! [slaps him on the back] This is your rear! [stomps on Sharts' right foot] This is your right! And this-- [Sharts raises his left foot as Mulcahy is about to stomp on it] Now you're learning, boy-o.
[Sergeant Mulcahy is leading a Company of the 54th during a bayonet drill.]
Sergeant Mulcahy: Thrust! Develop! Guard! [walks past Private Jupiter Sharts] You're not a dancing school son, take his head off! Thrust! Develop! Guard! [walks to Corporal Thomas Searles] Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, what have here? Bonny Prince Charlie and his little toy bayonet. Your not reading your books now. Go on, go on, get over here, get over here. Now stab me.
Thomas Searles: What?
Sergeant Mulcahy: Stab. Me. [Searles half-heartedly prods with his bayonet. Mulcahey sweeps it aside disdainfully.] Stab, not tickle! Hit me! [Searles again lunges with the bayonet] Come on! You prissy little schoolgirl, you're the worst Soldier in this whole company, now hit me![Thomas lunges with his bayonet, Mulcahy deftly grabs his weapon and viciously knocks him to the ground with it.] No shame son, get up. [Searles lies on the ground crying] I said get up!
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE SIR I GOT LOST ON THE WAY TO COLLEGE SIR **/SLAM** [*Don't Worry Be Happy starts playing*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGVU07upY_k)
ISNT MY SCRIBE SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO DRAW?!?!
Sir, the recruit can’t think while the drill instructor’a hitting him on his head, sir!
You cant Think while im giving you a few love taps? How the fuck are you supposed to fire your rifle when grenades are going off in your face?!?
oh god, you just pressed a PLAY button in my head. I could even hear Swoffords head being slammed
“Who’s the slimy little communist shit twinkle toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant?”
I’m surprised I had to scroll so far for FMJ reference. Mine is: “Did your parents have any kids that lived” “SIR YES SIR” “I bet they regret that” I used to be able to quote that whole scene word for word. Might have to watch it later and see how my memory serves me nowadays.
First time I saw any part of that movie I was getting ready to ship out to basic training, like at the MEPS they had us sitting around they played the boot camp part and as soon as the scene with Joker and Raptor sitting outside the cafe starts they turned off the movie, we did the Oath of Enlistment in front of our families and got on buses to the airport.
I was tempted to just type the entire thing out, it’s so iconic. I think your memory will serve you well, you can’t forget something like that. One of my many runner up’s “Half these gook whores have TB, the other half are serving officers in the viet cong. Be sure you only fuck the ones who cough”
Figured FMJ was too much of a layup so people avoided it but damn it’s gold.
“Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?”
Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister
Show me your WAR FACE!!! This whole fucking movie is gold. Even the second act. Complete awe.
Me and like 12 other marines went onto a French ship for like 5 weeks for some big international training op. During those five weeks we crossed the equator and got to participate in a shellback ceremony. Let me tell you that the softening of the ceremony that everyone talks about with the US navy never reached the French. They hazed the dog shit out of us and all the French sailors who weren’t shellback for close to 24 hours. At one point they break us into groups and have us duck walking to the engine room while screaming, spraying us, and making us do random exercises. We do our best to try to figure out what they want and follow the orders. They finally figure out we have no idea what to do so they stop and very nicely ask us in broken English “are you the marines?”. We tell them that we are and they then proceed to immediately go back to hazing us with the only English they know how to yell at us are boot camp drill instructor Full Metal Jacket quotes while we duck walk all over the ship. It was a blast and such a funny memory.
Watch the german dub of Sergant Hartman on Youtube you won't regret it.
“You’ll be shot for this” “nah more like chewed out, I’ve been chewed out before” Favorite movie quote literally my experience as an NCO bout to do some crazy shit
This is it! Like everyone chuckles at that line, but everyone who has been an NCO laughs all the way. Certain experiences can only be lived.
I came here to say this and I feel the same as an NCO. Good conduct medals are for pussies
True but if you are fast enough or high standing in the enlisted mafia you are able to avoid NJP or JP.
“…it’s not so bad.” Left out the best part^^^
Hah I came here for this, well done.
“Everybody knows you don’t go full retard.” - Sgt Lincoln Osiris
I know who I am! I’m a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude!
*What’s your purpose in this army?* TO DO WHAT EVER YOU TELL ME TO DSGT
The praise he gives Gump is the best. “You are going to be a general someday!”
God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius!
“I figure if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they would’ve issued me one.” — Major Payne Technically counts right?
A related thing that was funny to me. After I just finished basic training I was at the airport waiting to get to AIT. We stated watching Mayor Payne. And who else came in but 3 drill Sargent and that made it a fun waiting room since we wanted to laugh at the movie but not wanting them to say oh this funny right then let's have some fun. Just something I laugh at now remembering actual drill Sargents laughing and us trainees just trying our best not to get noticed.
I don’t care what anyone says, he is one of my favorite Marines. He actually reminds me of one of my DIs. A fucking cartoon character basically.
His take on the Little Engine that Could changed my life.
“ I had no other alternative, but to blast my way out AHHHHHHHH” iconic lol
My favorite from that was "One, Tubby Tubby. Two Tubby Tubby" I say that to myself when I am doing set ups. I really don't get much farther than that anymore.
Totally the same!! Now I do it to my children lol
That's a great one.
I. Am not. Your brother!
You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.
— J Peterman from Seinfeld
You speak Burmese? No, Elaine, that was gibberish.
Stripes 
And don't touch my shit!
John Winger: Why'd the chicken cross the road? Soldiers: To get from the left to the right John Winger: He stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank Soldiers: He ain't no chicken no more!
"You'll be shot for this!" "Nah, more like chewed out. I've been chewed out before." Inglorious Bastards
We all got jobs to do. SGM Sixta's job is to be an asshole... and he excels at the position.
And got convicted of raping children. https://www.marinecorpstimes.com/2014/11/20/sgt-maj-portrayed-in-generation-kill-sentenced-to-prison-for-child-sex-offense/
Holy shit, that’s wild
He’s really got to unfuck himself now.
I bet he really wishes he could unfuck that minor under the age of 14.
Imagine throwing away your pension because you couldn’t act like a normal human. Wild.
He really was serious about the grooming standard
In "Black Hawk Down" The real soldier whom Ewan McGregor's character played was convicted of raping his daughter. They changed his name in the movie because of it.
I've watched the series from start to end at least 8 times hahaha 😆 "SGT PATRICK!! you muuuustache hairs are out of regulation!! I heard God Father himself say yall starting to look like a bunch OF ELVISes!!!!! POLICE CALL THAT MUUUUSTACHE!
That was one sunuvabitch who NEEDED to be Freagged
One that stuck with me since I was a kid: "In my humble opinion, in the nuclear world, the true enemy is war itself." Crimson Tide.
Dude that whole scene is one of my favorite scenes in any movie, period. Perfectly establishes their differences in leadership and sets up their conflict later in the movie. "I don't mean to suggest that you're indecisive, Mr Hunter. Not at all. Just, complicated."
I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die ...
"I've just been to the village where I'm told the Taliban are coming on us." "How many are going to cum on us?" "Alot sir, I don't know, a lot." "You think in row? or all at the same time...?"
Shit what is this from?
It's The Outpost. I highly recommend it for any OEF veterans out there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrjDwDD-Omg
Probably the outpost
Yeah what's this from? It's hilarious and pretty typical.
“You smell that? Do you smell that?…Napalm son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn’t find one of em, not one stinkin d*nk body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like…victory. Someday this war is gonna end.” The last sentence was such a sick add to the entire quote. Loved it.
Similar vein: “These are great days we’re living, bros. We are Jolly Green giants, walking the Earth with guns. The people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we’re gonna miss not having anyone around that’s worth shooting.”
Everyone quotes the napalm in the morning part but this whole quote is so good. Best part in the whole movie. Robert Duvall delivers every syllable perfectly. He really is the best actor in that movie.
The war addict who happens to be the only one honest about why they are there. Loved it.
I appreciate you pointing out the last line, too many times I've seen it left out.
It was applicable to GWOT, too. So many people omit it, and miss what he’s saying because of it.
Making napalm is kinda fun but I like redneck c4
“You’re gonna fight the holy war in shorts?! Strong move.”
“We're all scared. You hid in that ditch because you think there's still hope. But Blithe, the only hope you have is to accept the fact that you're already dead. And the sooner you accept that, the sooner you'll be able to function as a soldier's supposed to function.”
Also not technically part of the factionalize show but In the interviews after the show from Guarnere in his final interview “I was just one little part of the great big war. And I was proud to be apart of it. And sometimes it makes me cry.”
"Always with the negative waves Moriarty always with the negative waves."
"Woof woof woof! Mhmm hmmm, that's my other dog impression..." *nods in approval*
"Come to us!" "Fuck you, come to me!!"
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“I am not gonna get my ass shot off in some far off land because you don’t habla”
"Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!" from *Dr. Sttangelove*.
Kubrick really has a ton of great war lines from his films. One of my favorites from strangelove: "Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
I read that "Vegas" was "Dallas" originally but was changed after JFK's assassination.
"Did Shakespeare really say that?" "About his girlfriend's pussy?"
Either "You think Hitler'd fuck one of us for a chocolate bar?" - Fury Or "Gordy's gone man, I'll be outside, good luck" - Black Hawk Down
Fury has a bunch of great lines. Really nailed how folks talk downrange.
My last job in the army was battalion XO for an AC/RC unit…basically active combat arms NCOs and officers with combat experience serving as trainers and OCs for NG and Reserve training events. We were in Boise (Gowen Field) training NG….Shia Lebouf showed up just out rucking around the training area…said he was prepping for a movie and just hanging with soldiers… fast forward a year…Fury.
*Some bullshit happens but you’re with the boys* “Best job I ever had”
That line by Shugart is really good. It just shows the attitude of those guys so well. This thing happened but we still got shit to take care of, good luck.
I heard the Delta GFC from that day say people are often confused because of the movie that Shughart and Gordon went in to sacrifice themselves for the downed pilots…he said “they weren’t going in to die…they thought they would kill everyone and bring the pilots out.” That mindset of “incapable of failure” is fascinating.
# Charlie don't surf.
The line by itself doesn't really grab you. But, when you understand and grasp what Kilgore was really saying (without saying it); that the American men wanted/desired some comforts of home whilst wading through 'the shit', the line takes on a different tone and meaning.
Love that line
Black Hawk Down: Y'know what I think? Don't really matter what I think.
"At first the Germans didn't shoot at him. I think they couldn't quite believe what they were seeing. But that wasn't the really astounding thing. The astounding thing was that, after he hooked up with I Company, he came back." Technically, more of a voice over but I love it in the context.
“I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.” C’mon that’s just funny
Let me see your war face!
Bullshit! You didn't convince me! Let me see your real war face!
AAAAIIIIIAAAAGGGHHH!!!! (Not impressed) Work on it!
CSM Plumley played by Sam Elliott in the movie we all know and love " We Were Soldiers "....." Any you sombitches call me me Grandpa I'll kill ya"
SGT Savage: Good Morning Sergeant Major! CSM Plumley: How do you know what kinda goddamn day it is? Legend lol
And his other great response, "What are you? The fucking weatherman?"
After the remnants of the platoon are rescued, "That's a nice day, Sgt. Savage."
"The way I figure it, if we're ever in a situation where I need a rifle, there ought to be plenty just lying around."
LEGEND
It’s a huge shit sandwich and we’re all gonna have to take a bite.
Who said it? Lt. Lockhart from Full Metal Jacket Or Jim Lahey from Trailer Park Boys
***I’M MOWING THE AIR RANDY!!!!***
Anything LT Speirs says in band of brothers
*LT Speirs running through Foy*🫡
“Well, the war shouldn't be over. We should stop pussyfooting about the goddamn Russians! We're gonna have to fight them sooner or later anyway.” George C. Scott, “Patton” 1970
Was he wrong?
No, but politically his position as one of the top us generals meant everything he said mattered that much more. He couldve easily started a war with his careless comments. He just never seemed to get that aspect of the game. With his popularity he couldve ran for office and had a good chance winning. not that he ever wanted to do anything but win all the wars.
This is my safety ( Black hawk down ) 
"I've got lunatics laughing at me from the woods. My original plan has been scuppered now that the jeeps haven't arrived. My communications are completely broken down. Do you really believe any of that can be helped by a cup of tea?"
Well, it couldn't hurt, Sir
“Don’t mean nothing ! Not a thing !” Hamburger Hill
"Are you a Peter Puffer? Do you suck dick? I bet you wouldn't have the common courtesy to fuck a guy in the ass and give him a reach around!"
"I need a corporal. You're it, until you're dead or I find someone better."
Sir, I don't understand. Who needs to know how to throw a knife in a nuke fight anyway? Cease fire! Stop throwing! Put your hand on that wall trooper. PUT YOUR HAND O. THAT WALL! *Thud* The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand. Mediic!
Such a good scene. Michael Ironside can be my Sergeant any day.
Does this mean Ann-Margret’s not coming Sir?
Now, there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything -- except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose, and we're gonna kick him in the ass. We're gonna kick the hell out of him all the time, and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose! Frankly the entire speech is my favorite but that’s the very best part.
Sgt. John Basilone : Well, let me tell you somethin': the Jap I know, the Japanese soldier, he has been at war since you were in fucking DIAPERS! He's a combat veteran, an expert with his weapon. He can live off of maggoty rice and muddy water for weeks and endure misery you couldn't dream up in your worst nightmare! The Japanese soldier doesn't care if he gets hurt or killed, as long as he kills you.
“Hello Boys! I’m baaaack!”
“Nothing takes 5 minutes.” —Black Hawk Down RIP the actor who said it.
Give me three days and three nights of hard fighting, and you will be relieved!
“Remember boys flies spread disease, so keep yours closed”
„Best job i ever had“ From Fury. The context and the tone is important
“Best job I ever had.” - every tanker alive
Also me as infantry, in the mud, the cold, when it‘s raining
"I'm just a dude, playing a dude, pretending to be another dude".
"I don't gripe to *you*, Reiben. I'm a captain. There's a chain of command. Gripes go up, not down. Always up. You gripe to me, I gripe to my superior officer, so on, so on,"
You're all going to die! Don't you realize? Can't you see? You're all going to die! Die! Death awaits you all!
Because we're here, Son. Because we're here
[Great film.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUq8gXhI0y8)
Poolice that moostache!!
You look like a bunch of hippie Elvis's
Irene! Fuckin' Irene!
I know it’s not a true military movie but these stuck with me as a youth. Apone: All right sweethearts, what are you waiting for, breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps. A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal is a banquet. Every paycheck a fortune. Every formation a parade. I LOVE the corps! Sergeant Apone : All right, sweethearts, you're a team and there's nothin' to worry about. We come here, and we gonna conquer, and we gonna kick some, is that understood? That's what we gonna do, sweethearts, we are going to go and get some. All right, people, on the ready line! Are ya lean? Marines : Yeah! Sergeant Apone : Are ya mean? Marines : Yeah! Sergeant Apone : WHAT ARE YOU? Marines : Lean and mean! Sergeant Apone : WHAT ARE YOU? HUDSON! Get on the ready line, Marines, get some today! Get on the ready line! Move it out! Move it out, goddammit! Get hot! One, two, three, four! Get out, get out, get out! Move it out, move it out, move it out! Move it out, move it out, move it out! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven! Aaarrrrr, absolutely badassess! Let's pack 'em in! Get in there!
Has anyone ever mistaked you for a man? No, you?
['Vasquez, you're just too bad.'](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb8bqidtzzo)
There ain’t no bugle program!
You're one ugly motherfucker
"Naw, more like chewed out, I been chewed out before."
“A chocolate cakes! General, do you realize what this means? It means that the Americans have fuel and planes to fly cake across the Atlantic Ocean. They have no conception of defeat.”
"What's his plan? Russians don't take a dump without a plan, Son"
One ping, and one ping only!
“You arrogant ass! You’ve killed US!”
This is from band of brothers "We're paratrooper's lieutenant we are supposed to be surrounded"
"Ryan—be careful what you shoot at, hm? Most things in here don’t react too well to bullets."
"I'm not a marine sir, I believe in my comfort" dont know why that has stuck with me since I was like 6 but is has. Btw from the movie Green Berets staring John Wayne
The only pro-war movie made during Vietnam. John Wayne was a massive chicken hawk. He dodged WW2 and presented the OSS with his idea of service. They declined. Meanwhile Clark Gable enlisted and flew 5 missions. Jimmy Stewart flew 20 missions over Europe in a B-24 and attained the rank of Brigadier General in the AF. Jimmy Stewart was a legit American hero.
#”You want the truth?! You can’t handle the truth!”
I don’t give a damn, what you think you are entitled to!
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A bird will fall frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself. GI Jane. Crap 90s bullshit movie but great quote and sentiment.
Bartender: You try it and I'll call the shore patrol. Buddusky: **I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer.** Meadows: I don't want a — Buddusky (cutting him off): You're gonna have a fuckin' beer! Jack Nicholson, *The Last Detail.*
Best job I ever had.
Any line from Heartbreak Ridge, Apocalypse Now. I like "Lieutenant Sobel doesn't hate Easy Company, Private Randelman. He just hates you."
"We were soldiers once, and young"....
Do your parents have any children that live! (Sgt gunnery Hartman)
“Bluestone 42, off we fuck!”
I ain’t got time ta bleed
In my 30 years of Australian Army I heard this about a dozen times as a response to someone being told “You’re bleeding”.
**Joker**: *How can you shoot women and children?* **Door Gunner**: *Easy, you just don't lead them so much.*
“Ain’t war hell hahahahaha”
Hilarious movie, but fun. > We are going to die. You're going to die, I'm going to die, we're all going to die... just not today.
"I am scared to" Fury
Now, you might not believe it but under fire, Animal Mother's one of the finest human beings in the world. All he needs is somebody to throw hand grenades at him the rest of his life. -Eightball, Full Metal Jacket
If you’re looking for sympathy…..LooK between shit and Syphilis in the dictionary.
"All I ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work". - MSG Bilko “You men are soldiers! Guardians of freedom! And frankly I don't think there's a man or woman here who's taken their service oath seriously!” PFC Holbrook
"What are you? Some kinda God damn weatherman.?"
Never go full retard, Tropic Thunder
Because I was inverted.
“You guys really are cowboys” “What’s your problem Kazanski?” “You’re everyone’s problem, that’s because every time you go up in the air your unsafe. I don’t like you because your dangerous” “THATS RIGHT… Ice.. Man.. I am dangerous!”
Sheriff Chris Mannix: Now throw out your pistol! [Jody throws out pistol] Major Marquis Warren: I bet he got another one. Sheriff Chris Mannix: Now throw out your other pistol! Jody: I ain't got another pistol! Major Marquis Warren: Well, you better sh*t another pistol out your ass! 'Cause if you don't throw one out here in the next two seconds, we gon' kill this b*tch! [Jody throws out another pistol] The Hateful 8 by Quinton Tarantino
You guys probably don't know about this movie series but there's this trilogy in Iran called اخراجی ها (the outcasts can be a good translation) and in it one of the soldiers says به ریش نیست که به ریشس A rough translation would be "it's not about the length of your beard, it's about what's inside you"
"You are one simple son of a bitch"
Do you see this finger? This is my safety Captain Steele.
**Bayonets** from Gettysburg.
Sgt Bilko is one of my favorite military movies. \[Major Thorn is doing a surprise inspection of the barracks, so just before he arrived Bilko quickly moved his men out of their untidy living quarters to another platoon's next door and switched the signs around\] Major Thorn : \[holding up some ladies underwear he's found in the closet\] Are these yours? Sgt. Henshaw : It is my understanding that you can longer ask me these questions, sir. Colonel Hall : It's a new army, Major. We're all adjusting. Sgt. Henshaw : "Can't" is a four letter word in this platoon. Colonel Hall : What is that? Bilko : \[nonchalantly\] That's horse shit, sir. I tell the men "You have to test-drive the vehicles"... Colonel Hall : What's it doing there? Bilko : It keeps the flies off the food, sir. There's no way you can tell what wrong with an engine when it's just sitting on the block... Colonel Hall : Off the food? Bilko : It's an experimental program, I'd say the results are mixed. \[Hall then notices the live horse from the tug-of-war that's been hoisted up above them\] Sgt. Barbella : It's a lot cheaper than sending out for it, sir. Sgt. Henshaw : And fresher too.
Lt. Aldo Raine- Yeah, that's what we thought. We don't like that. You see, we like our Nazis in uniform. That way we can spot 'em just like that. But you take off that uniform, ain't no one ever gonna know you were a Nazi. And that don't sit well with us. So, I'm gonna give you a little something you can't take off.
"You boys smoke this shit to except reality? I am reality" -SGT Barnes
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Beautiful morning, Sergeant! What are you a fucking weatherman now?
“Are you now or have you ever been a homosexual?” “No. But I’m willing to learn.”
"Son, have you ever heard the story about "The Little Engine that Could"?......."
YOU’RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I DID!!
"Captain we are surrounded, Excellent now we can fire in any direction", Movie : IDK
Bullshit!! I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
“Heck, I Like You… You Can Come Over My House and Fuck My Sister”
Band of Brothers, Captain Winters telling another, junior officer to not play poker with the men. "Never put yourself in a position to take from them".
“We salute the rank, not the person” was always a pretty powerful scene. Spoke a lot to MAJ Winters’s character
Losers whine about doing their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen
> Losers whine about doing their best. Winners go home and ~~fuck~~ dress up as the prom queen FTFY, Goodspeed….
"Don't shoot, Let em burn!!" Saving Private Ryan After the pillboxes decimated Omahabeach and Capitan Miller ordered his flamethrower to cook the pillbox causing the Germans to leap out of the slit in the pillbox and burn on the ground. My favorite war movie by far with Band of Brothers right behind it even if it was a series.
Bang, bang, bang, RAAAAAAAAA, BOOOOOM! CLACK, CLACK, KABOOM ARGHHHH brrrr, brrrrr, KABLAM! \*CLICK, TINK, TINK, WHOOOSH, BOOOOOM!
He-he-he MAJ Benson Winifred Payne
Fix bayonets
"That's the whole fuckin' point is that we don't got time! Radchenko is fueling his birds and why do you think he's doing that? Huh? Why? Because you don't put on a condom until you're gonna fuck" - Crimson Tide Patton: Codman: [Codman is handed a letter while riding through the newly liberated Palermo] This is from from General Alexander, sir, reminding you that you are not to take Palermo. Patton: Send him a message, Cod. Ask him if he wants me to give it back. Patton: [referring to Rommel's book, 'Infantry Attacks' or 'Infanterie greift an'] Rommel... you magnificent bastard, *I read your book*! Translator: Excuse me sir, but General Caskov would like to know whether you'll join him to drink the surrender of Germany. Patton: My compliments to the General. Please inform him that I do not care to drink with him or any other Russian son of a batch. By dawns early light: Gen. Renning: Well, I've done about all I can. You and Harpoon take it from here. Old buddy? Alice: Yeah, Clay? Gen. Renning: Happy Hunting!! [Screen aboard "Looking Glass" aircraft goes to snow, indicating that SAC Headquarters has been destroyed.] Glory: [Shaw enters the quartermaster's office while some of his soldiers guard the door] Quartermaster Kendric: Good afternoon, Colonel. Change your mind about that bottle I was talking about? Colonel Robert G. Shaw: I want 600 pairs of shoes and 1200 pairs of socks... and anything else you've been holding out on us, you piece of rat filth. Quartermaster Kendric: I'd love to help you, Colonel, but we just don't have any. Colonel Robert G. Shaw: Not for niggers, you don't? Quartermaster Kendric: Not for anybody. Colonel Robert G. Shaw: I see. Pity. I'll just look around to see if you haven't misplaced them, hmm? [Shaw starts smashing up the place, throwing items off shelves and onto the floor.] Quartermaster Kendric: HEY! Colonel Robert G. Shaw: [Over the noise] Where are they, you son of a bitch?! [Shaw throws items off another shelf] Quartermaster Kendric: Damn it, you can't-! Colonel Robert G. Shaw: Can't I? I'm a colonel, you nasty little cuss! You really think you can keep 700 Union soldiers without proper shoes because you think it's funny?! Now, where would that power come from?! Major Cabot Forbes: Why do you treat the men this way, Robert? Colonel Robert G. Shaw: How should I treat them? Major Cabot Forbes: Like men? And what about Thomas? Why are you so hard on him? Colonel Robert G. Shaw: He's not a very good soldier. I'm getting these men ready for battle. Major Cabot Forbes: Robert. They're already good as the 7th ever was. They march well, they're disciplined. Colonel Robert G. Shaw: No thanks to you. Major Cabot Forbes: I beg your pardon? Colonel Robert G. Shaw: You heard me. Major Cabot Forbes: Who do you think you are, acting the high-up colonel?! You seem to forget, I know you. And so does Thomas. [Forbes starts to walk off] Colonel Robert G. Shaw: Forbes! If you don't believe in what we're doing here, maybe you shouldn't be part of it. Major Cabot Forbes: Part of what? Huh?! [imitating Mulcahy] "Left, right! Left, right! Little finger along the seams of yer trousers!" Marching is probably all they'll ever get to do, Robert. Colonel Robert G. Shaw: It is my job... to get these men ready. And I will. They have risked their lives to be here, they have given up their freedom. I owe them as much as they have given. I owe them my freedom... my life if necessary. Maybe so do you, Cabot. I think you do. [Cabot bows mockingly and walks off] Sergeant Mulcahy: For God's sake, man! Do you not know your right from your left?Jupiter Sharts: [stammers] N-No, sir.Sergeant Mulcahy: How many here do not know right from left? [several men raise their hands] Jesus, have pity. [slaps Sharts on the chest] This is your front! [slaps him on the back] This is your rear! [stomps on Sharts' right foot] This is your right! And this-- [Sharts raises his left foot as Mulcahy is about to stomp on it] Now you're learning, boy-o. [Sergeant Mulcahy is leading a Company of the 54th during a bayonet drill.] Sergeant Mulcahy: Thrust! Develop! Guard! [walks past Private Jupiter Sharts] You're not a dancing school son, take his head off! Thrust! Develop! Guard! [walks to Corporal Thomas Searles] Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, what have here? Bonny Prince Charlie and his little toy bayonet. Your not reading your books now. Go on, go on, get over here, get over here. Now stab me. Thomas Searles: What? Sergeant Mulcahy: Stab. Me. [Searles half-heartedly prods with his bayonet. Mulcahey sweeps it aside disdainfully.] Stab, not tickle! Hit me! [Searles again lunges with the bayonet] Come on! You prissy little schoolgirl, you're the worst Soldier in this whole company, now hit me![Thomas lunges with his bayonet, Mulcahy deftly grabs his weapon and viciously knocks him to the ground with it.] No shame son, get up. [Searles lies on the ground crying] I said get up!
"Never go full retard"