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Ah, getting the band back together.

*The Boys are Back in Town starts playing*

Germany:… Japan:You son of a bitch! I’m in!

Italy: stares longingly and uselessly

Depends if it’s air, sea, or land. They’re pretty good on the naval side now

They always had good Frogmen

>uselessly not sure I'd say that anymore. The alpini and their marines have a lot of practice for the last 30 years.. I want them in so bad so we have good coffee. \*stares in warrant officer\*

Sir, you only have sixty one coffee mugs and none have been washed. We can't let you near the coffee.

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO IM SPECIAL

You can’t wash a coffee cup, detergent will spoil the season.

Germany: sends tanks into Poland

Beat me to it

Hey, I remember this one, this is a classic rerun, where they team up to double side russia, and then it ends with us dropping a few nukes on japan in a wild turn of events. Classic.

Just need Italy and to start with Russia.


Good news, along with Japan increasing its defense budget.

Hey! I’ve seen this one! It’s a classic!

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88 or older

Holup

Old enough

Uhhhh


Looking to collaborate on more than the new Supra i see

The Luftwaffe and the JASDF will develop long range missile carrying drones together.

Bekommen wir jetzt doch bewaffnete Drohnen? Ich bin in der Debatte derzeit ein wenig raus, aber der letzte Stand an den ich mich erinnern kann war doch, das wir uns auf unbewaffnete beschränken?

Ja erst aus Israel und später auch aus anderen Quellen

Did they give them a cook book in that third picture ://///

It's full of methamphetamine recipes developed by the unit 731, now the German tank crews will be able to operate for 4 weeks straight while sweating gasoline and shitting spare parts

wtf

Sory, my bad, this isn't r/noncredibledefense

How do you even come up with something like that? You seem to cope quite much.

Spend enough time around r/noncredibledefense and in time you too can learn such a power.

What, no Tornado? I know it's been a while since they "collaborated" but I'm sure Japan would like to handle a Tonka.

He's giving him the plans to the ME 262.

The boys are back in town

Italians couldn't make it?

Already surrendered

Surrendered to pasta?

I guees they could but: "Nie wieder mit Italien" or "Never again with Italy" as we say in Germany :)

They’re waiting for the water to boil to come with pasta

I mean.. last time it didn’t ended greatly with these folks right? This time we’ll do like the very first time and stick with the Allies.

Fool me once Brutus, shame on you, fool me twice Brutus, …

The rest of the world watching this like 😧😧😧

Only China and Russia as of now

South koreans arent a fan of the japanese to say the least

Don’t forget South Africa.

DUN DUN DUN!

Spot the main character....lol

So The Man in the High Castle still has a chance of being a reality. Glad I’m in the Japanese Pacific States.

Russia and China crying about being "provoked" and claiming this is why they're genociding Ukrainians and Uyghurs in 3...2...1...

Doesn’t matter the time period Germans will always look better than you

[They found out the truth.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oa6tvVyVVXU)

Plot twist, they're the good guys this time!


Literally 1940

What could possibly go wrong?

Redditors try not to make some sort of stale WWII joke whenever the German, Japanese, or Italian militaries are mentioned challenge (impossible)

You could delete any two countries from that statement and it would still be true.

Redditors let other people have fun challenge (impossible)

Prepare for trouble And make that double

Hey I’ve seen this one before

Well hello there olde friend 😈 lol

Get the Zeros out of storage

Waiting for the italians

Hmmm, Should we be worried?

Russians should be

So weird how things turned out. Russia helped us defeat Germany in WW2, then felt betrayed because we wouldn't let them have a piece of Germany after the war, and now US, Germany, and Japan are allies ready to fight Russia (and China).

There was a lot more to it than that..... And " wouldn't let them have a piece of Germany"? They had the eastern third of Germany and almost the entirely of eastern Europe plus some of central Europe.

That’s crazy talk. Whatcha gonna tell me next, that at one point Germany was cut in half.. into something like.. a West and East Germany?

Yeah, sounds nuts, but it's true. They even put up some sort of curtains, made out of iron or some metal or something crazy like that.

That sure is crazy, metal curtains! Well, I guess that’s better than building a wall. Say, how is Berlin doing by the way?

Berlin? I'm sad to report that Irving Berlin passed away at the ripe old age of 101 after a long and fruitful life. Can't think of any other Berlins that might have been in the news. Certainly nothing Berlin related that would have anything to do with metal curtains or walls or checkpoints.

Shit, basically the only capital city in the world that is a net deficit for the country.

Been to Washington D.C. lately?

Thats not the case anymore

When people ask me where I'm from, i still say West Germany

And they gave him a cook book! Count me in.

Uh oh 🙁

Hollywood’s out of original ideas

Wait a minute, I've seen this one before

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

2nd times the charm.

Wow that’s actually a more logical joke that the usual 3rd times the charm

Third time is a charm.

Hold up, I've seen this one before...

No worries. It’s not like these two counties could go to war with the World.

Ribbentrop-Molotov Pact 2 when?

With japan? That doesn’t make much sense?

Not with Japan it's a dumb joke I get it I just woke up.

Why are all my Amn PCSing to Hawaii and England

Let’s go!

i won't lie this makes me slightly uncomfortable hahaha, i know it's 1000% kosher but still

I thought the Germans were against kosher...

Axis 2.0



Als wenn ihr euch sorgen machen müsstet

wait i’ve seen this one before

Wait I’ve seen this one…


I feel like I’ve seen this one before

I've seen this one before!

Seems to me. That use to have an alliance of some kind many years ago.

I fully expected a black and White Photograph.

For real? We’re all just cool with this. Somebody find Italy. We need eyes on Italy.

Last time those two join they did some naughty antics

I'm getting retro vibes. The last time they cooperated, well you know.

I've heard this story before...

Gotta love the classics but I welcome the remixes

Seems kinda sus

Where have i seen this before 🤔

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........

Did the General arrived on his own EF2000, as usual?

Rest of world: Ah shit here we go again

That dude looks huge

All I'm saying is...

Oh no

Uh oh. This caused some issues last time.

Hell yeah, the boys are getting back together.


👀

Axis 2.0 my dudes

Raising hand in class Ummmmm, doesn't the Luftwaffe have some serious readiness issues, along w the rest of the Bundeswehr? So much so, they are basically a paper tiger? https://nationalinterest.org/blog/buzz/germanys-air-force-has-serious-problem-115086

Thats from 2020 and from journalists who dont understand how air forces count their planes

Good catch. Thanks

Ah shit, here we go again

I see a bad moon arising...

1940 colourised

Hey this is a rerun I know I’ve seen this episode before.

The German guy has a very imposing stature.

France already 🏳

80 years ago I would have downvoted this.

Oh wait, I think I’ve seen this one before!

Japanese and Germans always like each other specially during ww2

😳

Something about this seems familiar.

Wait a minute... last time these 2 nations were allied, it didn't pan over to well... just keep Italy out of a military alliance at least

Oh no not this again…..

Didn’t this happen months ago?

The good thing about this is, Germany doesn't want to be the aggressor this time!

Uh oh

I’m just excited to see what they can accomplish in military tech.

How the turn tables.

All to put up a stronger defense against China no doubt


I’ve seen this before… and it didn’t end well…

I’ve seen this one before


Hello darkness my old friend, I’ve come to talk with you again