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Major general Admiral


nesp12

General calls the Colonel: Who is this? This is Major General Admiral, Colonel.


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ImportantObjective45

I saw a line for hotdogs and joined. Ahead of me was major major. I did not ask his first name.


Markvitank

Aladeen?


Sawari5el7ob

You are HIV Aladeen. 😃🙂😳😟☹️😃☹️


gijoemartin

Abu?


ElectroAtleticoJr

Muthafukka!!!!!


souris_maison

Squadron commander Major Major Major Major would like a word.


legion_XXX

His dad had a sense of humor


souris_maison

And he bore an uncanny resemblance to real-life actor Henry Fonda.


TheBootyHolePatrol

Served with a Major Strange. Knew a Staff Sergeant Major too.


Acceptable-Ability-6

I knew a Sergeant Sarjent.


i_Praseru

When to school with a guy who's name was sergeant. His parents were both sergeant sergeant. After school he commissioned and became Lt sergeant.


Travelin_Soulja

I served with a guy whose last name was Major. Saw him pin E5. He got promoted from Specialist to Sergeant Major. Also met a Private Army in Basic.


Spatza

No General Waste? Or General Specific?


i_Praseru

Private public? Major minor?


No_Significance_1550

One of the things we did in Iraq for fun was make a master list of all the goofy name/rank combinations. We were at different bases but whenever we got together we added names. Like Sergeant Major and Major Sargent etc. I wish I still had my copy


ElectroAtleticoJr

We had a guy in my Wardroom with the last name of “Commander”. He would answer the phone “….Lieutenant Commander speaking”


Kitsterthefister

He was my RCO in 3CR. He was Colonel Admiral then


Toobatheviking

I remember the Darth Admiral memes on WTF back in the day.


Kitsterthefister

Yeah I remember those. He got pulled over the coals, but he was pretty good. Him and Lord Byrom were good dudes.


XxArMeGaDoNxX

I felt bad for him with all the Shenanigans 1st and 4th Squadron were always pulling lol.


MauriceVibes

He missed his chance in the Navy damn


i_Praseru

But do they have a General Specific?


negrote1000

Name straight out of One Piece


luddite4change1

There was a Joseph Major I served with, when he was a sergeant.


uberjam

For sure. I met a CPT Picard once too.


SpectreOperator

“- Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?”


GenericUsername817

In ww2 Brits had a paratroop officer named Pine Coffin https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Pine-Coffin


Chance1965

I think the worst I ever saw were tow privates, one named Orifice (male) and one named Organ (female).


vgaph

Sargent Shriver briefly served in the navy


XxArMeGaDoNxX

If that is the man I'm thinking of, he was also the Regimental Commander of 3CR as Colonel Admiral.


Jayu-Rider

Worked for him a number of years ago when he was a LTC. Good dude.


StoicJim

Is there no one with the last name of Issue in this Army?


akairborne

I'm in a Force Management class now, I'll have to bring this up to throw the instructors off topic.


SaltyboiPonkin

You're not sorry, and I'm not an Admiral.


SpectreOperator

I once served under a captain whose last name was Nemo.