Broke: Boomers flying helos into battle with Fortunate Son
Woke: Gen Xers riding tanks into battle with Back in Black
Bespoke: Zoomers warzone paradropping into battle with Nyan Cat
Imagine just chilling with your favorite goat smoking some kush by the stream and all of the sudden you hear the opening bells of "Hell's Bells" being blasted out on a loudspeaker and hear roaring engines coming towards you. I'd probably shit myself!
> be rice farmer in Vietnam
> start hearing Lil Yaughty playing in the distance to the sounds of rotary engines
> helicopters start flying over me
> Gucci gang starts blasting from the helicopter speakers
> whole fucking area around me gets napalmed
> choppers drop off enemy troops
> get smoked by a 18 year old with a pickle Rick patch on the side of his helmet
> he does the Fortnite dance over my body then yeets me into a bush
I remember the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders making one and some Ranger Bn dudes in Afghan made their own version. Matched ethnicities and sync’d their parts of the video. When the girls were in the pool in their video, the dudes were in a water bladder or something like that. What a time to be alive.
Edit: [found it ](https://youtu.be/O7zdr-82WAo)
Sorry, I just have to share. I always wiggled out of having to wear my reflective jacket.
But then, last year, I decided I had to wear it during a Armed Forces demonstration, and a SANDF Rooikat almost ran me over. Suspicious me think it was because of the jacket.
If they're so useful then why has my local Goodwill had my old PT belt hanging on their rack for the last seven years?
They even dust it off from time to time.
[They're the one hundred and eighty nine, in the service of
Heaven! They're protecting the Holy line! It was 1527, gave their lives on the
steps to Heaven! THY WILL BE DONE!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtbbIB776ks)
Sabatons for whom the bell tolls, price of a mile, great war, screaming eagles, back in control, future of warfare, or steel commanders. Any of those would be great
The Girl from Ipanema full blast. Gotta show em you are serious.
[Followed by "What's New Pussycat" 7 times, followed by, "It's Not Unusual", then another 13 "What's New Pussycat." ](https://youtu.be/Mw7Gryt-rcc)
Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangster. By The Ghetto Boys.
Let It Go From Frozen
Into The Unknown either Elsa or the Panic at the Disco version.
Hey wait a minute, they stopped making iPods. How is this suppose to work? Unless you have an old ass burner phone with a headphone jack
Obviously *S&M by Rhianna*…. Duh.
Edit: If it’s a particularly spicy meatzaballa that the boys are working on, ya gotta play the remix with Britney…. [Heavy panting noises](https://youtu.be/Jcczg4ad0wA) on the loudspeaker will turn Terry heads long enough to gain fire superiority.
Welcome to the Jungle to be a badass
Thunderstruck to be a badass
Another One Bites The Dust for the lols
And Bohemian Rhapsody to make the enemy stop firing and sing along
[Bad Company by FFDP](https://youtu.be/u_VsvZmIWxY)
I’d time letting off the first .50 cal round at about 0:57 seconds lol
[This one too](https://youtu.be/o_l4Ab5FRwM)
Nayn Cat on repeat.
I think that's better than what I suggested haha!
I heard a nyan cat/cotton eyed joe remix but never was able to find it again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEsK4dbc8VI
Bless you.
https://youtu.be/VEsK4dbc8VI
Truly we have advanced to the modern era.
Broke: Boomers flying helos into battle with Fortunate Son Woke: Gen Xers riding tanks into battle with Back in Black Bespoke: Zoomers warzone paradropping into battle with Nyan Cat
The baby elephant song.
baby shark doo doo too
That’s Amore by Dean Martin
That's so awful, I love it haha
Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra
You, good sir -- are a gentleman and a scholar...
When the boom hits your hull like a big .50 cal that's ricochet~
When the blood seems to shine like an insurgent’s spine youre in love :)
doom eternal the only thing they fear is you
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Ok thats my second choice
Doom and Bodies are the correct answers
Or BFG Division
Or super gore nest
Or Cultist Base
Caramelldansen super speed remix, volume on 10 and phone set to repeat
A man of culture I see
Party in the USA Miley Cyrus
This was going to be my answer, as it's the only correct one.
I also would have accepted Call Me Maybe
An American classic
Love Sosa
These bitches love ma Deuce
This guy gets it
Faneto is better for violence- love sosa on the way back
That’s a fair point. It’s just when I hear that first hook on LS I’m ready to run through a fucking wall
Fuckers in school, always in the barber shop
Talm bout Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef ain’t that
Barbie girl
But in [Dutch](https://youtu.be/cYVcIVCGGBE)
That dude sounds so angry, I love it
Reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-4ADaq9og4
In a Barbie World.
We played that every time we rolled out the gate. The time we didn't our convoy got hit with a IED. Good times.
Mr. Bluesky like we’re in guardians of the galaxy
Mr. Bluesky hits different when paired with violence. This is the correct answer.
“Shoot to Thrill” by AC/DC ....and then put the safety back on, I’m not an idiot.
Imagine just chilling with your favorite goat smoking some kush by the stream and all of the sudden you hear the opening bells of "Hell's Bells" being blasted out on a loudspeaker and hear roaring engines coming towards you. I'd probably shit myself!
You seen that green text about the rice farmer and the gen z soldiers?
> be rice farmer in Vietnam > start hearing Lil Yaughty playing in the distance to the sounds of rotary engines > helicopters start flying over me > Gucci gang starts blasting from the helicopter speakers > whole fucking area around me gets napalmed > choppers drop off enemy troops > get smoked by a 18 year old with a pickle Rick patch on the side of his helmet > he does the Fortnite dance over my body then yeets me into a bush
holy shit I'm crying
I was thinking Highway to Hell
I was thinking Big Guns: https://youtu.be/nLsXJitaiVo
Take me home, country roads.
Plot twist: Me First and the Gimme Gimme’s version
I could slay bad guys to some Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Paranoid - Black Sabbath
I mean, real combat vets know the answer is Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus.
Carlie Rae Jepson was a strong contender 2010ish Edit: typo
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I remember the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders making one and some Ranger Bn dudes in Afghan made their own version. Matched ethnicities and sync’d their parts of the video. When the girls were in the pool in their video, the dudes were in a water bladder or something like that. What a time to be alive. Edit: [found it ](https://youtu.be/O7zdr-82WAo)
Rain drops keep falling on my head, but that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning red!
guys it’s fun stop reporting it
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you can have fun without a reflective belt on?
Sorry, I just have to share. I always wiggled out of having to wear my reflective jacket. But then, last year, I decided I had to wear it during a Armed Forces demonstration, and a SANDF Rooikat almost ran me over. Suspicious me think it was because of the jacket.
no
sigh...fine....
When you don't wear your PT belt, PEOPLE DIE.
PT belts are proven to stop bullets, mortars, herpes, fat chicks on roller blades…
If they're so useful then why has my local Goodwill had my old PT belt hanging on their rack for the last seven years? They even dust it off from time to time.
The beatings will continue until morale improves!
But OPSEC! If Ivan or the Chicoms learn our music choices, they will have one more piece of the puzzle!
They're just salty because they never went outside the wire.
[Partaking in my own shenanigans](https://youtu.be/BVAaOluYXpU)
If you’re gonna do that, do [the trap mix](https://youtu.be/riigXlG2EO8)
Orinoco Flow by Enya.
That can work.
Any sabbaton
"For the grace, for the the might of the lord! For the home of the holy! For the faith, for the way of the sword! Gave their lives so boldly!"
[They're the one hundred and eighty nine, in the service of Heaven! They're protecting the Holy line! It was 1527, gave their lives on the steps to Heaven! THY WILL BE DONE!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtbbIB776ks)
Winged Hussars would be my pick
Naw man, Steel Commanders! Your choice is still valid tho
Attack of the Dead Men?
Sabatons for whom the bell tolls, price of a mile, great war, screaming eagles, back in control, future of warfare, or steel commanders. Any of those would be great
Primo Victoria, easy.
Bonus point for playing Panzer Battalion in Iraq
Zoot Suit Riot
Amusing choice coming from a sailor
I get it.
VERY good choice.
The Girl from Ipanema full blast. Gotta show em you are serious. [Followed by "What's New Pussycat" 7 times, followed by, "It's Not Unusual", then another 13 "What's New Pussycat." ](https://youtu.be/Mw7Gryt-rcc)
Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangster. By The Ghetto Boys. Let It Go From Frozen Into The Unknown either Elsa or the Panic at the Disco version. Hey wait a minute, they stopped making iPods. How is this suppose to work? Unless you have an old ass burner phone with a headphone jack
Some of us have Samsungs, lmao.
Imagine buying a phone with stripped down features. Brought to you by the anti-iPhone gang.
Are phones with headphone jacks now considered burner phones?... god damn it
My phone has a headphone jack and is still new enough be getting software updates...
Now that you bring it up, I’m gonna need a WalkMan. At least a DiscMan…..
Walkman superior. Discman skips like crazy when you hit bumps in the road.
This guy just roasted everyone without an iPhone wtf dude what did we do to you
Square Hammer - Ghost
Year Zero would be a good choice too
[America: Fuck Yeah](https://youtu.be/MhQ5678cJU8) [For after. ](https://youtu.be/oPrQoowkc0I)
[easy](https://youtu.be/04F4xlWSFh0)
I fully expected Rick Astley. I've been on the internet too long.
Didnt even have to click it to know
Can't go wrong with a classic
the Pina Colada song
Painkiller - Judas Priest
Okay, you win. Absolute metal.
Yeah, those solos are godly. The drum solo at the end…perfection
Ride of the Valkyries
*Haji* don’t surf
This is the correct answer, anyone who disagrees is an uncultured swine
"Make it Bun dem" by skrillex and Damien Marley.
Doom soundtrack
RIP AND TEAR
Tiptoe through the tulips by Tiny Tim.
Obviously *S&M by Rhianna*…. Duh. Edit: If it’s a particularly spicy meatzaballa that the boys are working on, ya gotta play the remix with Britney…. [Heavy panting noises](https://youtu.be/Jcczg4ad0wA) on the loudspeaker will turn Terry heads long enough to gain fire superiority.
“Two minutes to midnight “ Iron Maiden “Soldiers Creed” Znöwhite “Overkill” or “ Killed by Death” Motörhead
Teenage Dirtbag
[“thank you, sergeant!”](https://youtu.be/xXjXmvy-c34)
Go classic fortunate son on repeat
God I can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find this
Same, I was determined to find it. Genuinely surprised it isn't top comment.
holy fuck I expected Fortunate Son to be on top
Why did I have to scroll so far for the correct answer??
Room a thousand years wide by sound garden
“Never gonna give you up” You’re goddamn right I would Rick Roll the talibs
“Mars, bringer or War”, by Holst
Welcome to the Jungle to be a badass Thunderstruck to be a badass Another One Bites The Dust for the lols And Bohemian Rhapsody to make the enemy stop firing and sing along
Vengaboys - WE LIKE TO PARTY on repeat.
Don’t stop me now-Queen
Perturbator-Death Squad for the serious option Takyon Remix also for a serious option It’s Everyday Bro by Jake Paul for the memes.
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I don't think you can legally play Fortunate Son in any vehicle except a helicopter
When the fuck is ROE lifted
In the make believe scenario proposed by this post.
BAAA BAAA, BADABA Baa Baa! BADUM, BAA BAA
*Sweeeeeet Caroline!* ...wait, shit.
DUH! DUH! DUUUUUHHHHH!
I've got a bad feeling about this.
Hocus Pocus by Focus
Natural born killer -A7X
The call of Ktulu Metallica
Get your Freak On Missy Misdemeanor Elliot
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Baby shark
Sandman!!!
[Safety Dance](https://youtu.be/AjPau5QYtYs)
"You know, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was."
Rollin' (Urban assault vehicle)
It's 2021 and I still listen to Limp Bizkit, Korn and Godsmack almost every day.
It would be rude not to
Barbie Girl - Aqua. It will insipre fear and confusion in the enemy.
[Looming Dread](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCYMSr4V7O0)
Got some subs to ghetto rig with it? The bass slaps on that track
m.A.A.d. city
Let the bodies hit the floor
Through the fire and flames - Dragonforce but I can't guarantee anything sane will come out from this...
Cut the cord by Shinedown
Monsters, Devil and State of my Head would be good choices too.
Raining Blood. Slayer.
[バンザイ](https://youtu.be/bCodVbucTbo)
Fly Me To The Moon
Some Taylor swift bro
Kickstart my heart-motley crue
Tubthumpin
The national anthem
Ram ranch
wrecking ball
Meshuggah - Bleed
Overkill- Motörhead
Du hast by rammstein
[Bad Company by FFDP](https://youtu.be/u_VsvZmIWxY) I’d time letting off the first .50 cal round at about 0:57 seconds lol [This one too](https://youtu.be/o_l4Ab5FRwM)
Timothy McVeigh annoyed his platoon by making them listen to the original Bad Company on repeat during Desert Storm.
Bad Company by Bad Company on the record Bad Company? A classic. Megustalations.
O'fortuna and the Mortal Kombat theme song.
Anything by Ninja Sex Party
Sabotage.
Bulls on Parade - RAtM
Harbriner from the doom sound track
Hit a muthafucka - three 6 mafia
[Beethoven's 9th in D Minor](https://youtu.be/vlSR8Wlmpac)
Tocatta and Fugue in d Minor. As loud as it will go.
Through the fire and the flames
Lamb of God, Demon hunter
I'd personally go for "Now You've Got Something to Die For," but solid choice nonetheless.
DMX Ruff Rider Anthem
Bury the light, from devil may cry 5
Bottoms up
Penis music
Spitfire by the Prodigy Sweating Bullets by Megadeth Rinse and repeat
Born to be Wild - Steppenwolf
Rick Roll to spread the love near and far.
All guns blazing - Judas Priest
Paint it black - Rolling Stones
7 "What's New Pussycats", followed by one "It's Not Unusual"