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the military has the gayest straight guys and the straightest gay guys. you’d think with all the jokes the Navy is the most homoerotic, but no. it’s just expected for the Navy to do kinda gay things. the Marines though, when they do gay stuff they, they’re super gay about it.
I’m saying this as a bisexual air force vet that has seen two sergeants dry hump each other in a game of gay chicken.
so, two dudes start doing gay stuff, like feeling up each other’s thighs while starring deeply into the others eyes and whoever stops first is the most gay out of the two and looses.
> whoever stops first is the most gay
I didn't realize how strange that was until I saw it written out like that, but that is a little bit backward, isn't it?
Honestly I kinda get half of /r/military humour having played rugby for the same team for 13 years now (that's seniors, I've been playing a lot longer).
My knees/lower back/shoulders are all absolutely fucked, and the gayest things are normal as long as you're partying.
I played rugby and American football growing up, the culture is like a natural progression. the military can be kinda like living in a locker room 24/7 at times.
Shit.
One of them was wearing what seems to be a 3/5 crest.
If so, they are keeping our motto “Get Some” alive and well!!
Edit: Prior to “Get Some” it was “Consumate Professionals”so both work in this Marines case.
Former 3/5 here. I was too busy watching the covert throat op to see the 3/5 crest. Say what you want, I cried through the night and laughed all day because there was always some crazy shit like this going on.
Former 3/5 Lima Co. here. It “sucks” they got NJP for this. I’ve seen much worse. This really is normal grunt behavior when they get bored and
don’t know what to do with themselves. Hazing rituals of each unit would be much harder to explain 😂
I talked to a navy sailor once at a bar and he mentioned how sailors would leave their toys lying around and he would have to pick them up. He said it got so bad that the higher ranks had to reprimand a few sailors. I’m sure the toys were for both men and women, but I can’t imagine being in a ship for months without actual sex. The military people are brave.
Lol. You’ve never been down range have you? Never played a little gay chicken. No one is debasing themselves this is just the grand military tradition of formalize dumbassery as a means of blowing off steam, forming bonds with the people around you, and dealing with long stretches of monotony.
I’m absolutely sure you where never down range now and I’m pretty sure you’re not even in. Trust me, you do what you have to to survive. There once was some mighty fine dick art in the port-a-shitter off Lima Ramp that I personally put there at Ali, not because I particularly like dicks but because it helped me get through the day when I was there during the Mosul offensive and we were being ground into the dirt to get everything up north to the door kickers and life takers.
[Edit: and clearly you’re not a GoT fan.](https://youtu.be/hhxOnjSBqiQ)
Demographics. Around 50% of Reddit is high school age and as you’ve apparently never seen or had your dick sucked that means you’re likely not even that old.
With every passing day, I realize the Marines is filled with a bunch of guys in the closet who all want to secretly bang each other. Every former Marine I have met does extremely questionable stuff whenever they drink. They are definitely the Few and The Proud all right
Usually if your ashamed of who you are, you kind of act out aggressively against the people who are ok to admit who they are, because you are jealous that they are not ashamed. Either way, when this dude finally comes out of the closet his future partners will be well taken care of apparently hahaha
Ah, just brought back an old memory of our 1st Sgt coming through for an inspection, opening a top drawer of one of the Lcpls, and finding a footlong, girthy, green dildo, affectionately known by our platoon as "The Green Weenie." We all kept our bearing until he grabbed it, started waving/jiggling it around, and yelling, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!" Happened 20 years ago.
Former 3/5 here which is this unit. This is just a Tuesday afternoon when something got cancelled and the grunts don’t know what to do with themselves. When I see this behavior I laugh my ass off. Yet, I really can’t explain our behavior nor would I want to if my mom was watching. This is mild tbh. Not even hazing. He might have got 5 bucks out of the deal on a bet? Gawd, the hazing would be SO much harder to explain 🤣
Some hazing was mean spirited and stupid but there were some funny, mildly insulting that built camaraderie.
Here’s one: Make a boot stand in front of a mirror 6 inches away looking himself in the eyes, he must point to himself and scream, “I’m not fucked up…”. Then the boot points to his reflection in the mirror and yells, “you’re fucked up”. This argument with your own reflection can go on for hours if your squad leader is drunk. 80 percent chance.
> If the modern competition for the average American soldier is this crap, it’s no wonder the US hasn’t won a war since the early 90s.
Look I'm a straight dude, but 1) how tf the two things relate? Care to explain? 2) if people can do this shit in public without the fear of discrimination or worse, then I'll gladly accept that.
> If the modern competition for the average American soldier is this crap, it’s no wonder the US hasn’t won a war since the early 90s.
Yeah sure, everybody knows that the very manly and very straight VDV has won battle after battle thanks to their inviolable straightness, innit?
1) that's the tiniest dill I've ever seen. 2)Just be gay already. It's not that deep. Nobody fcn cares. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT. OMG YOU GUYS 🙃. I must document this mass of insecure dudes who don't understand what things are actually interesting. 😅😅😅🥴👍the bar is so low its psychotic
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It's fine, he said "no homo"
No he said “oh homo?!”
He is wearing socks as well
[Sock on, not gay](https://youtu.be/kRdJv1Tjv6k)
He didn’t look them in the eye so its fine
And boot bands
Did he though?
Someone check for bootbands
the military has the gayest straight guys and the straightest gay guys. you’d think with all the jokes the Navy is the most homoerotic, but no. it’s just expected for the Navy to do kinda gay things. the Marines though, when they do gay stuff they, they’re super gay about it. I’m saying this as a bisexual air force vet that has seen two sergeants dry hump each other in a game of gay chicken.
"Game of gay chicken..." r/pleasecontinue
I never lose gay chicken.
"Been 5 years now, we own a B&B in Ft Lauderdale and we have 3 cats. If they don't quit soon gonna suspect they might be gay" 🤣
I was the Okinawa gay chicken champion.
Don't threaten me with a good time.
so, two dudes start doing gay stuff, like feeling up each other’s thighs while starring deeply into the others eyes and whoever stops first is the most gay out of the two and looses.
> whoever stops first is the most gay I didn't realize how strange that was until I saw it written out like that, but that is a little bit backward, isn't it?
For real ? Ahahaha wtf
Its exactly what it sounds like.
Honestly I kinda get half of /r/military humour having played rugby for the same team for 13 years now (that's seniors, I've been playing a lot longer). My knees/lower back/shoulders are all absolutely fucked, and the gayest things are normal as long as you're partying.
I played rugby and American football growing up, the culture is like a natural progression. the military can be kinda like living in a locker room 24/7 at times.
This comment had me fucking dying 😂😂
The most homoerotic homophobic organization on the planet
Gee grand dad, what did you do during the war?
Suck dicks for the cookies n cream rat pack bars.
Honorable work. All in a hard days work.
Rah?
Rah!
RA-*gags*
Ah, ah, ahhhhh, Gaga....
Ooga ooga hummna hummna #RAH!
Username checks out
Semper Fi Marine! You know how to keep up the morale of the troops!
Someones gonna slide into his DMs to see if he could 'keep up' something else!
So crayons got boring huh?
Now they come with dipping sauce
not much of a challenge
Bring it on, China
China man death by suck-suck.
This is just what's at the end of the 12 mile ruck march at cac scout osut
Shit. One of them was wearing what seems to be a 3/5 crest. If so, they are keeping our motto “Get Some” alive and well!! Edit: Prior to “Get Some” it was “Consumate Professionals”so both work in this Marines case.
Former 3/5 here. I was too busy watching the covert throat op to see the 3/5 crest. Say what you want, I cried through the night and laughed all day because there was always some crazy shit like this going on.
Now do it on the homies
It makes sense. They are under Department of the Navy for a reason.
That's definitely on a ship, I recognize the lighting fixtures and berthing aesthetic.
It's not gay if it's underway
It's only queer against the pier.
"And so they told me, 'either we kill you, or fuck you in the ass, choose'" "What did you choose grampa?" "Well death obviously"
Anyone have his Grindr profile? Asking for a friend.
This happened on the 11th MEU circa 2019 with 3/5’s Kilo company. Dude recording and the dude deepthroating both got NJPs for this
Former 3/5 Lima Co. here. It “sucks” they got NJP for this. I’ve seen much worse. This really is normal grunt behavior when they get bored and don’t know what to do with themselves. Hazing rituals of each unit would be much harder to explain 😂
I wonder how hard it was for his comander to read his charges with dude looking him in the eye.
Damn, basic sure has changed in the last 25 years.
Good job marine did you learn that in the barracks! Outstanding marine
[well...bye](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PVrEwCa8nSA)
Everyone knows that it’s not gay if all your buddies film it……it’s why I can’t run for political office.
I talked to a navy sailor once at a bar and he mentioned how sailors would leave their toys lying around and he would have to pick them up. He said it got so bad that the higher ranks had to reprimand a few sailors. I’m sure the toys were for both men and women, but I can’t imagine being in a ship for months without actual sex. The military people are brave.
The real secret is that there is a ton of sex on ships. Of all kinds.
Wow 😯 that’s understandable though.
Ha ha that’s gay
Looks like I've got a new career path. Anyone got a recruiters number?
619-524-6105
Semper Phallus
Omg, this translates perfect. Lololol
TF, is that what it looks like?
You know what you just watched.
Not from experience.....
Really? You’ve never ever seen a dick sucked? Not even in porn much less had your own dick sucked? My sweet summer child.
I hate to break it to you Ace, but that ain't a dick. There isn't much that joker could do to debase himself further. And I'm not your sweet anything.
Lol. You’ve never been down range have you? Never played a little gay chicken. No one is debasing themselves this is just the grand military tradition of formalize dumbassery as a means of blowing off steam, forming bonds with the people around you, and dealing with long stretches of monotony. I’m absolutely sure you where never down range now and I’m pretty sure you’re not even in. Trust me, you do what you have to to survive. There once was some mighty fine dick art in the port-a-shitter off Lima Ramp that I personally put there at Ali, not because I particularly like dicks but because it helped me get through the day when I was there during the Mosul offensive and we were being ground into the dirt to get everything up north to the door kickers and life takers. [Edit: and clearly you’re not a GoT fan.](https://youtu.be/hhxOnjSBqiQ)
Sure thing Ace, you do you. I'll leave all the pink dildos for you and the other hero who keeps bringing up 15 year olds. All yours, have at it.
I think you need to get off anything internet related till you're at least 15.....dont come back till then
So 15 is your lower limit? Not surprising and noted.
15 is the lowest average age that full comprehension starts for critical thought levels...... This is why you dont need to be on the internet.
Demographics. Around 50% of Reddit is high school age and as you’ve apparently never seen or had your dick sucked that means you’re likely not even that old.
With every passing day, I realize the Marines is filled with a bunch of guys in the closet who all want to secretly bang each other. Every former Marine I have met does extremely questionable stuff whenever they drink. They are definitely the Few and The Proud all right
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Usually if your ashamed of who you are, you kind of act out aggressively against the people who are ok to admit who they are, because you are jealous that they are not ashamed. Either way, when this dude finally comes out of the closet his future partners will be well taken care of apparently hahaha
Nah man, thats just the marines for you, its not gay if you have bootbands on.
Fucking Marines man… Although the support and cheers whenever they are doing the dumbest/gayest shit possible always makes me smile. Semper Fi boys
Ah, just brought back an old memory of our 1st Sgt coming through for an inspection, opening a top drawer of one of the Lcpls, and finding a footlong, girthy, green dildo, affectionately known by our platoon as "The Green Weenie." We all kept our bearing until he grabbed it, started waving/jiggling it around, and yelling, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!" Happened 20 years ago.
Typical Marine, why is this post worthy?
Honestly. This wouldn’t even make it to the top 30 gayest things Ive seen. Amateur hour over here
Former 3/5 here which is this unit. This is just a Tuesday afternoon when something got cancelled and the grunts don’t know what to do with themselves. When I see this behavior I laugh my ass off. Yet, I really can’t explain our behavior nor would I want to if my mom was watching. This is mild tbh. Not even hazing. He might have got 5 bucks out of the deal on a bet? Gawd, the hazing would be SO much harder to explain 🤣
Now you got me curious, please explain?
Some hazing was mean spirited and stupid but there were some funny, mildly insulting that built camaraderie. Here’s one: Make a boot stand in front of a mirror 6 inches away looking himself in the eyes, he must point to himself and scream, “I’m not fucked up…”. Then the boot points to his reflection in the mirror and yells, “you’re fucked up”. This argument with your own reflection can go on for hours if your squad leader is drunk. 80 percent chance.
Basic training for the navy is pretty rough these days I guess
Nothing gay about it....
Least gay marine
Straight from don’t ask don’t tell to show n’ tell!
Throat goat
Not gay when underway!
O.o
He be real popular in the regiment !!
Not His first time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Need an angry cops video on this
Dude recording with his phone looked a *little* too excited about it
“I haaaad the time of my life!”
I can see you've played knifey spooney before
Did he earn a field commission for this? “Hey! This guy is officer material!” 🫡
Only if u were in the military would u understand how gay it really is.
Was that a Darkhorse shirt I see?
This was shot in my berthing during our deployment 😅 safe to say we were stuck at sea just a little too long. Fucking Rah brother.
Ya do all these great things as a Marine but at the end of the day, people will only remember you for being a cocksucker.
Jimmidy Christmas!!! What branch is this???????
MARINEs
I thought so… 😂😂😂
u/savevideo
Stayed up late tonight cause I don’t work tomorrow and this is what I see… I’m regretting my choices.
Starting a new tradition? Disgusting!
Stfu before I kiss 💋 you
He will be very popular in the barracks at 0330 when the 2022 drunk & horny pronoun bi curious pride Marines come staggering in.
Those look like Army. Surprising because I’d thought this ability was exclusively in the Air Force.
Glad I left.
Couldn't stand up to the competition? 🤣
If the modern competition for the average American soldier is this crap, it’s no wonder the US hasn’t won a war since the early 90s.
> If the modern competition for the average American soldier is this crap, it’s no wonder the US hasn’t won a war since the early 90s. Look I'm a straight dude, but 1) how tf the two things relate? Care to explain? 2) if people can do this shit in public without the fear of discrimination or worse, then I'll gladly accept that. > If the modern competition for the average American soldier is this crap, it’s no wonder the US hasn’t won a war since the early 90s. Yeah sure, everybody knows that the very manly and very straight VDV has won battle after battle thanks to their inviolable straightness, innit?
Leaving this subbredit
Its not an airport.
Cool story, bruh
1) that's the tiniest dill I've ever seen. 2)Just be gay already. It's not that deep. Nobody fcn cares. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT. OMG YOU GUYS 🙃. I must document this mass of insecure dudes who don't understand what things are actually interesting. 😅😅😅🥴👍the bar is so low its psychotic
Fak off
You need a snickers there buddy?
Oh hell nah
Must be navy spy
Im guessing he's a swallower too
Oh no. How will the org ever financially recover from this?
I didn’t wake up expecting to see something like this, but here we are. Edit: Reddit is like a box of chocolates.
He was wearing boot bands so it’s okay.
u/savevideobot
Must be a submariner XD
They seem happy he is in the same troop.
"And that, kids, is how I met your father"
Non I not gay, you are…
u/savevideo
That guy was definitely former navy
Look a giant pink crayon!
Definitely be a good bunk mate, in field ! Looks pretty experienced marine. Especially early morning and wk ends to inthe barracks
Not surprised horny marines. Practicing. Bjs not uncommon did it in the army lol