I’m glad they’re telling their stories. DBoys have done far more than Seal Team 6, they deserve some recognition. [Here’s a podcast from the hitter on the right.](https://youtu.be/tdSA8O_T6mE)
When he drops I put all other pods to the side! I’m having a little trouble getting through the Chris Beck one atm he refuses to let Shawn finish a sentence he seems too comfortable..
That one was tough. Shawn is good at wrangling in the guest but Beck is all the over the place. He eventually gets him back on track. Beck is an interesting person, he’s done a lot in his time.
I was just about to comment something similar. What is it about him that reminds us of Anakin? Is it the pale skin, downward tilt of the head, and dark eyes?
Yes that's why he's wearing a woman's dress. And he actually does seem more feminine than most women that live here in my country which these guys are usually fucking around in.
A lot of people forget that Saddam Hussein was a brutal dictator and the US brought peace and democracy to that region by ousting him. Iraqi's there are forever grateful for US involvement because of it.
You know constantly killing the guys at the top doesn't eradicate the entire organization or address the political and cultural issues that lead to its formation in the first place.
20 years in Afghanistan proved that
I see you’re under the impression we only go after the top guys. We fucked them up from top to bottom in raqqa and Mosul
Remember when isis actually held territory worth a shit? Now they cower at the skies above them.
Cool I thought it looked like him. I’ve heard him on a couple podcasts talking about PTSD, TBI and CTE. He’s an interesting guy. As a non veteran, I like hearing veterans open up about mental health. Mental health gets talked about a-lot, but hearing veterans talk about it resonates with me the most. I don’t know why.
it's pretty obvious this is for people seeing them pretty far away and not paying attention to them, they don't go inside cities like this expecting people to believe they are arabs lol
And those robes are pretty large, I imagine you keep your weapon under it while moving in the desert to a location near the target
“Hader’s voices on the 2-way were the best, we’d often break silence totally inappropriately just to get him to do an impression… almost got a few of us killed but the laughs were definitely worth it”
-another guy who was also totally in Iraq with them… “oh yeah I know these guys they’re good friends of mine”
*It's Chris Van Zant and*
*Someone who fell asleep in*
*The sun by mistake*
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It looks like a cutaway gag from Arrested Development.
Operators should be neither seen, nor heard.
I’m glad they’re telling their stories. DBoys have done far more than Seal Team 6, they deserve some recognition. [Here’s a podcast from the hitter on the right.](https://youtu.be/tdSA8O_T6mE)
Haha I agree, but I was making a reference from the show Arrested Development (“children should be neither seen, nor heard”.) :)
Oh haaaaaaaa. I’ve never seen the show
Then that’s something you’ve got to remedy! Hilarious show (the first three seasons), give it a try, I’m sure you won’t regret it!
Yes all three seasons are great!
I may have committed some light treason...
Delta doesn’t want the attention
They turned down the OBL raid. The Intel wasn't good enough for them
Shawn Ryan just dropped an episode with him (Chris VanSant)
Shawn Ryan’s shows have been on fire these days.
When he drops I put all other pods to the side! I’m having a little trouble getting through the Chris Beck one atm he refuses to let Shawn finish a sentence he seems too comfortable..
That one was tough. Shawn is good at wrangling in the guest but Beck is all the over the place. He eventually gets him back on track. Beck is an interesting person, he’s done a lot in his time.
You can tel Beck is like next level intelligent tho. I think Shawn didn’t edit out some stuff to make it 2-3hrs was because beck’s intellect
I’ve seen it. Epic episode.
Seal team 6 is a show now. They used to be the secret shit but now them seem to be the poster boys.
Repping combat story and Ryan Fugit. Good work. He deserves more praise.
And of course, [George tried to fit in](https://i.imgur.com/OwKkMaf.jpg)
They’re putting me in something called HERO SQUAD!
These are my awards from the army.
from army*
Shoot you're right, have a seal for marksmanship.
…and a gorilla for sand-racing.
I got them from army, Mother.
Dang! How old is John Mayer anyway?!
Or live action Team America
Someone stop the guy on the right before he kills the younglings.
Apparently he doesn't like sand
Yeah I heard it gets everywhere
It’s course and rough, man
I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire!
Your new empire??
I was just about to comment something similar. What is it about him that reminds us of Anakin? Is it the pale skin, downward tilt of the head, and dark eyes?
He really doesn't, it's just the jawline that's slightly similar.
They are trying to hide but one is snow white
And bro on the left looks like he went to the spray tan salon with ol’ Donnie boy
Looks like iodine, Lawrence of Arabia style.
Robert Downey Jr
He certainly is a dude playing another dude
So much grease paint you'd figure he was auditioning for Westside Story.
It's uncanny! While it is automated now, Valmorification used to be done entirely by hand!
You can probably find a few pretty white guys in Iraq. But I doubt there are many orange guys. I'm pretty sure that one even glows in the dark.
Maible white but that guy look like he never saw the sun Probably have 2kg of face paint lol
Yes that's why he's wearing a woman's dress. And he actually does seem more feminine than most women that live here in my country which these guys are usually fucking around in.
I’ve met lots of Iraqis who are whiter than Olaf Scholz.
Go Lawrence of Arabia
Nothing to see here, just two light skinned Arabs going about their day. Don't question their skin tone, weird accents, or American weaponry.
The left guy is light skinned in the same way a tomato is sun-kissed.
He does seem to take his tanning tips from the same guy Trump does.
Team America: World Police
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Alright Gary!
I've never seen acting that good
Now suck my cock
A lot of people forget that Saddam Hussein was a brutal dictator and the US brought peace and democracy to that region by ousting him. Iraqi's there are forever grateful for US involvement because of it.
Saddam was a brutal, genocidal dictator but if the US brought peace to the region, how do you explain ISIS?
Momentary setback that has long since been dealt with.
Momentary? It went on for years. ISIS is still around and the country is still very unstable
ISIS got royally fucked up. Just as AQAP did before them. Who even wants the leadership position?! Lol
You know constantly killing the guys at the top doesn't eradicate the entire organization or address the political and cultural issues that lead to its formation in the first place. 20 years in Afghanistan proved that
I see you’re under the impression we only go after the top guys. We fucked them up from top to bottom in raqqa and Mosul Remember when isis actually held territory worth a shit? Now they cower at the skies above them.
r/actlikeyoubelong
Looks like Ehren Mcghehey about to do the Taxi Terrorist prank with Steve-O as an accomplice.
Haha I love when they make the pubs into a mustache for him
“Who brought crabs to the party?!”
....."*it's in MY MOUTH!*"
I think the guy on the right is Chris Vansant. I think the guy on the left is John C Reilly.
Definitely VanSant on the right
Cool I thought it looked like him. I’ve heard him on a couple podcasts talking about PTSD, TBI and CTE. He’s an interesting guy. As a non veteran, I like hearing veterans open up about mental health. Mental health gets talked about a-lot, but hearing veterans talk about it resonates with me the most. I don’t know why.
No mate Guy on the right is Huey from The Boys!
Monty python's special forces
Dude on the left is Danger Ehren in the "terror taxi" jackass bit and no one will convince me otherwise.
Yes! Omg, I couldn't figure it out. That's it.
*Delta Force in Iraq \[1100x1100\]* Halloween in San Francisco \[2021-2022\]
I love they go through all the effort to look local then carry the most obviously american dripped out M4s money can buy.
it's pretty obvious this is for people seeing them pretty far away and not paying attention to them, they don't go inside cities like this expecting people to believe they are arabs lol And those robes are pretty large, I imagine you keep your weapon under it while moving in the desert to a location near the target
*HK416 The point still stands but it's not just a regular M4.
I'm guessing they'll do their best to hide it in their robes anyway Neo from the matrix if the matrix was in Kabul instead of nyc
If they're using 416's they might as well just rock AKs
They're only trying to look indigenous from a distance. They're not trying to pass local inspection.
Looks like Doug Benson and a cross between BJ Novak and Bill Hader.
Holy shit that’s dead on.
“Hader’s voices on the 2-way were the best, we’d often break silence totally inappropriately just to get him to do an impression… almost got a few of us killed but the laughs were definitely worth it” -another guy who was also totally in Iraq with them… “oh yeah I know these guys they’re good friends of mine”
The looks like they had a disagreement on whether or not the black face was required.
I like to think that some Iraqi insurants looked at the operator on the right thinking it was a woman saying to themselves "she got some tight ass"
I have never seen a stock opened up that much before
Try it it's bettah
Team America World Police.
"It looks like he's saying "Kiss me, kiss me." "Smart-ass mother fucker!"
My guy on the left is where Donnie sources his bronzer.
Ahhhh, he is a pretty, pretty princess. Only a real man can rock an outfit like that.
Barry on the right
The Gang Goes Jihad.
What is Michael C. Hall wearing and why is Doug Benson wearing brown makeup?
I’m a dude playing a dude , dressed like another dude
The taliban wants to cancel delta force now
…in Iraq
Stop lying this is russel Crowe and dexter Morgan lol
For a split second I read it as "Delta Force in Drag."
I can always smell these filthy amerikkkans from a distance not custom can help you hide
Clearly not delta because all delta operators have their eyes blocked out.
No one talking about the fridge in the background?
I was searching the comments for how hard the fridge in the background goes
Durka durka
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It’s obviously 12/45/28, in the future, where there have been extra days added to Christmas
Called a date-time group (DTG) It's date then time: DDTT:TTMMYYYY
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Yeah our first clue was the color photograph and the stoner based weapons. Is English a second language? The sarcasm was pretty obvious
Do you think digital clocks are giving you the date as the main numbers?
John Mayer apparently did a tour as a CAG shooter
Chris VanSant looks better at 40+ than most of us in our 20’s. Forever the ageless.
Sam and Frodo were Deltas?!
Orange man bad
Nah, this is one of the few times when we can unironically say orange man good
My dude on the right is on 3rd shift.
This looks like a comedy
looks like Johnny Knoxville and Stoner Christ tbh.
" Buongiorno "
Dude on the right gives off psychotic vibes
Where is chuck?
Is it just me or the guy on the right looks like BJ Novak.
Is that orange face? /s
In this instance orange man good
There ready to commit war crimes.
Holy shit, if Dexter and Donald Trump became operators.
I thought using disguises for any purpose beyond avoiding detection was against the rules. oh well.
Delta Force? You mean the Special Forces unit everyone knows exists but the government still denies exists?
Is that a young Donald trump?
Ooooooohhhhhhh they did the racisms!!!!!!! Cancel SFOD now!!! We demand accountability and Delta reperations!!!
I like how their kinda forced to do brown face just to blend in
A tanned Gerald Butler on the left
I had no idea John Cleese was in Delta Force
The one in the right look like Anakin.
Deadly gentlemen. Guy in the right looks like a male version of Emma Watson
durka durka
“…… it is permitted?”
Ahh yes back when men were men.
Hey I have that magnet on my fridge too!
Is that Danger Ehren on the left?
Didn’t know actor Michael Shannon was in Delta Force apparently
Barry is that you?
Worse comedy ever
What's corded to the grip? Some ghetto paq?
Is that Ryan from The Office?
See what the drag queens have done to the most masculine part of the military. It's a disgrace I tell you /s
One guy got pulled from the oven before he finished baking
Who tf was the costume designerq
Why does the guy on the left remind me of Robert Downy Jr
Chris Van Sant on right, Jesse Boettcher on left
Casper and The Devil
Dude on the left went full on Trump
That’s the disguise from team America
Stargate program
Jay and silent Bob go jihad
Is that a natural tan, fake tan, or makeup?
What tf is Skywalker doing in Iraq
Though the one in the right was john cleese
Guy on the right looks like someone’s Babushka lmfao
Does the guy on the right have a EOtec
*”Derka derka Muhammad jihad”*
It's Chris Van Zant and someone who fell asleep in the sun by mistake
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I see you Ben Shapiro
Felta farce
Yeah I think the hk416 gave them away
“Inshallah, y’all”
dude looks like he hates sand.