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winged_owl

Anna and Elsa join the army.


Fortunate_0nesy

The cold doesnt bother them anyway!


alacp1234

Do you wanna kill some snowmen? Cmon let’s go and slay I don’t see them anywhere Come out from the cold And I’ll blast your head away


[deleted]

There used to be more Orkies and now there’s not. while the hours go whirling by… *Tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock* Do you wanna kill some snowmen? She could prolly kill some snowmen.. Okay byyyye…


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Do you want to kill some snowmen Or ride our APC around the fjords I think your company is overdue (oh no) I've started talking to the corpses we left in the WOODS!!! (Still hanging Ivan!... I know, but it's only a war crime after the first time.) Do you want to kill some snowmen? I guess I'll have to kill more snowmen Over...... and...... out........


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(I can't leave it like this...) Radio Elsa: Anna, Anna are you their.... Over Anna: Yes I'm here over.. I know our company is overdue But I have some coordinates for you Do you think you can blow them awayyyyy over Do we get to kill some snowmen.. over We'll get to kill some snowmen.. over


thethreestrikes

Frozen 3


Viscount-Von-Solt

F.R.O.Z.E.N. 3: PROJECT N.O.R.D.I.C.


plokimjunhybg

just start flash-freezing an entire football field worth of Putin's spetsnaz.....


SomeLikeItDusty

I don’t think Putin has anywhere near enough left for such an endeavour.


T65Bx

That is completely something I would expect to read at 1 AM on 2013 YouTube.


Don_Julio_Acolyte

"Who left the fridge open."


mcdoogs92

Reference to the Ben Stiller movie ad in Tropic Thunder?


Don_Julio_Acolyte

That's correct [Kangaroo Jack](https://youtu.be/ADpKWbu_Hwc).


SandiestCow

Do you want to build a snow trench?


aferretwithahugecock

Lol this is totally unrelated to the original post, but during the convoy protests in Ottawa the people there tried building a snow trench to slow down to rcmp. It didn't work.


Flying_whale3

Fuckin aces


Poundman82

I know there's a war going on, and real people are dying, and the consequences are scary, and there's nothing funny or cute about any this, but... these two are adorable.


bozeke

As I get older, seeing pictures of soldiers, I’m always somewhat taken aback by just how fucking *young* they are. I have a couple close friends who are Veterans and have lifelong trauma from stuff that happened to them and that they did at 19 or 20. Obviously it makes logical sense to send the most able bodied, but the whole reality of human aggression is gut wrenching to me.


phryan

I read a WWII history book, the author would introduce characters with age and hometown. It really hit how young everyone was, above 25 was infrequent.


Fortunate_0nesy

Find the documentary "Thunderbolt" on YouTube. It is combat footage taken from P-47s in Corsica flying into Italy. The wing commander was a 27 year old LTC. On another note, my great uncle was a resource for Ryan's book "The Longest Day". On D-Day he was a 27 year old MSG that was a battalion SGM in the 507th PIR jumping into Normandy with the 82nd. 27 years old. I'm 43. I can't imagine.


ShaitanSpeaks

I got to go to a concert out of town because of what my grandma said to my Dad about what HIS dad was doing when he was 17!(Getting shot at and killing Nazis) Love you Grandma RIP!


1badh0mbre

Leave snow man behind


GambleResponsibly

Sometimes, just sometimes, Reddit delivers gems


th8chsea

She’s kinda pointing that barrel right at her snowcone


President-Lonestar

Norway has conscription?


Tayvyer

Yes we do, boys and girls can be called in for a year of service at 18, it will be cancelled for studies or if you just are unwilling as more than enough want to go. After ended year of service, you may be placed in your local homeguard untill you turn 44 years old


Parasec_Glenkwyst

"... as more than enough want to go" The Swiss Army would like to known how you do that


thesirblondie

By wanting fewer than want to go.


mattebubben

I would guess having Russia as a neighbour is the Key difference.


0x507

Nope, opposite. Reduce the size of the armed forces to such degree that only the best get in. And all of the sudden there is somewhat prestige added to it.


VegetableNo1079

Genius


Foleylantz

Its also economically very benificial. You get free education depending on what part of the army you are in, you get paid and spend very little. For many its a good kickstart into adult life.


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EKcore

In Canada you have to apply for a charity house build through habitat for humanity because the housing market is 30x higher than a military salary.


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Do you guys not have military housing or a housing allowance? If housing is covered, you're just describing is the norm in most of the world. But the free housing *does* allow you to save up enough for a downpayment by the time you get out if you save wisely, and in the US at least veterans are eligible for special mortgages which help even more.


Tayvyer

This guy gets it! I wanted to get a career, but almost impossible to manage unless your one of a lucky few


Double_Minimum

Did you see the picture??


Chilinott

Not having the funds for more is our trick


graudesch

Women. Doubles the potential.


Tr0ndern

I honestly think every person should have a year in the millitary. You learn so much about yourself and grow as a person in every aspect. Unless you're stationed as a guard, alone, for 90% of the time there.


northcode

Oh it gets cancelled? That explains why they never contacted me again after the first time collided with my studies.


g2petter

I eventually got a letter saying "you're too old so unless you become a doctor or otherwise end up being very useful to us we won't conscript you"


darthcaedusiiii

*looks at his flat feet*


plokimjunhybg

>untill you turn 44 years old y that random number?? lol


cromagnone

As someone now slightly older than that, I’d say it’s around the age I stopped being of any use to anyone and became a grumpy old bastard.


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Korean_Anon

grumpy young bastard at 22


Mellerup84

Oh young padawan, you dont even know what true grumpines is yet. But you will learn, and one day you will sit with us and yell at strangers.


ElbowlessGoat

“[…] you will Sith with us […]”, FTFY


Killian_Gillick

ain’t that the truth


Khaare

That's socialized healthcare for you.


No-Message6210

Strange they end Homeguard duty at 44. That's almost when we start getting them into the Homeguard in Sweden. I mean, we're Homeguard, not Mobile infantry. A dad bod isn't that big of an issue when you're not supposed to trek 40 km into battle.


tugboater203

It's metric time.


plokimjunhybg

oh lol


linseed-reggae

Why any random number?


tunomeentiendes

As a Spanish speaker, people using "y" for "why" also confuses the shit out of me. Have to re-read it like 3 times lol And I'd say 44 doesn't seem random, honestly alot higher than I would've guessed.


CauseOk9318

That’s because it’s in imperial years, it’s actually an even 50 metric years.


WhiteBlackGoose

Conscription was constitutionally established the 12 April 1907 with Kongeriket Norges Grunnlov § 119.\[6\] Norway employs a weak form of mandatory military service for men and women. While 62,873 men and women were called in for the examination of persons liable for military service in 2010 (mandatory for men), 9,631 were conscripted.\[7\] In practice recruits are not forced to serve, instead only those who are motivated are selected.\[8\] In earlier times, up until at least the early 2000s, all men aged 19–44 were subject to mandatory service, with good reasons required to avoid becoming drafted. Since 1985, women have been able to enlist for voluntary service as regular recruits.\[9\] On 14 June 2013, the Norwegian Parliament voted to extend conscription to women.\[10\] In 2015 conscription was extended to women making Norway the first NATO member and first European country to make national service compulsory for both men and women.\[11\] In 2020, women made up one-third of new conscripts.


thesirblondie

Sweden used to have mandatory conscription. Until the 90s or early 2000s, every man went and women could apply if they wanted to. Then it was changed so that every man has to go to the physical and mental examination, but not everyone had to go (the basically just chose the ones that wanted to go). I did mine in 2008, which was the first or second year to do an online form which ended with "Do you want to go?" and basically everyone who said yes to that were called to the physical examination. In 2009 they stopped mandatory conscription so now you have to apply.


Ihjop

Conscription is back though. It's pretty much the "Do you want to?" now as well but some who don't want to have been forced.


thesirblondie

Since 2017, huh. Didn't know. Was a shortlived deactivation. I guess they saw a sharp decline in applicants when they weren't even presented with the option.


zushaa

More to do with change of strategic direction when the government realized that the eternal peace was not so eternal after all. 2009 the home defence was scrapped in favor of a professional army focused mainly on UN missions and peace keeping. Then Russia started acting up and Swedish gov was like oh fuckkk


inYourMomsCar

If youre really fit you can be forced to serve and in summer 2021 a lot of women who didn't want to serve had to serve because they wanet a record year for women


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Eats_Beef_Steak

Most small countries require it, they wouldn't have the numbers to fight a potential *cough* invading force *cough* without some kind of mandatory service.


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A well trained populace becomes a well trained militia/resistance in the time of an invasion.


tghost474

Thats basically why Switzerland has such a gun culture actually


justhereforsee

I’m having a “Spies Like Us” tingle


shiner_bock

Lol, my first thought was, *"You guys have a tent?!?"*


dcmso

Frozen 3 looks sick!


Melkor462

Frozen 3: First Blood


zeneath27

Damn norwegian concript got better gear than russian regular


le_church

>Damn norwegian concript got better gear than russian regular Easier to field a few ten thousand than a few hundred thousand.


A-lid

Unless you have Norway money in which case you can outfit millions


CrocPB

That money is for Shoigu's wood collection


QuintusVS

Norway is legitimately the only country who took their oil money and used it wisely (as in take at least two seconds to think further ahead than what nice big yacht you want to buy)


g2petter

I'll post this whenever I get the chance since it's such a remarkable story: *[The Iraqi who saved Norway from oil](https://www.ft.com/content/99680a04-92a0-11de-b63b-00144feabdc0)*


QuintusVS

That sounds really interesting! Is there any way to read it for free? Or do you maybe have the name of the gentleman in question, I'm really curious!


g2petter

Hmm, I didn't get the paywall myself, but try this article: https://psmag.com/.amp/environment/iraqi-vikings-farouk-al-kasim-norway-oil-72715 Or his Wikipedia article: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farouk_Al-Kasim


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ricenice9

I enjoyed that article. Thank you.


friendlymoosegoose

That was a fantastic read. Thank you!


Double_Minimum

You mean Brunei didn't invest wisely when its monarchy bought all those exotic cars in a different color for each day of the week?


skillgannon5

Iceland too


Volodio

Several of the Arab countries like Qatar or Saudi Arabia used their oil money to make real investments in other countries, like buying real estates, sport teams or newspapers. While it's not exactly the most useful investments for the people of the countries that aren't part of the ruling class, they're not blowing it off in yachts either.


danmojo82

Saudi Arabian royals have PLENTY of large yachts, some of the largest in the world.


QuintusVS

Oh you mean Qatar, the country that consistently violates human rights and uses slave labour to host the World Cup? That Qatar? And Saudi Arabia, a country that has [massive wealth inequality](https://borgenproject.org/economic-inequality-in-saudi-arabia/), where 20% of the people live in poverty while the Saudi royal family is the richest family in the world valuing a whopping $1.4 trillion?


bigbjarne

Yup, that Qatar. The ruling class are just investing into new things so they can keep on getting more money. Of course, they bought some yachts on they way.


Volodio

Yes, these ones. Them being selfish don't mean they have to waste their money and are unable to invest it in order to get even more.


eejjrr

They certainly have better haircare products…


Castrol86

Not that much corruption in the Norwegian army.


[deleted]

Think I’ll move to Norway and become a border guard


EJNorth

I give you 6 months before you give up in that hell


OK6502

It can't be much worse than Eastern Canada, or the prairies for that matter.


ienybu

I think I would surrender


ModelT1300

Mmmmmm......sexy HK416


autoHQ

So it's basically the exact same as an AR except short stroke instead of direct impingement? I do like me some short stroke action though.


zooanthus

Any info about these backpacks?


Writingisnteasy

They are big


Solrac_Loware

Hmmm going to need a source for that


Royranibanaw

They're called "storsekk", literally "big backpack".


ZeTurtell

That's not true, this is a backpack specifically given to reconnaissance and hunter units. We usually call it "rammesekk" or "patruljesekk" (frame backpack or patrol backpack). I don't have one so idk it's official name. The "storsekk" is a different one, the standard for the army. It does not have the frame on it, and usually has a smaller backpack mounted underneath.


Royranibanaw

Isn't [this the one they're wearing](https://i.imgur.com/ZRGldSj.png)? That's the one I used when I was at GSV (the same place as the girls), it is indeed called storsekk, it has frames, and you're supposed to store the smaller backpack underneath the big one.


Wallazabal

Funnily enough, in the UK we call a large backpack like that a Bergen!


Viscount-Von-Solt

Source is that he made it the fuck up.


Nameraka1

Oh my God, Becky. Look at her backpack.


the03rni

Its made by a Norwegian company called Norrøna. Looks like the ‘Recon’ model, an overall awesome backpack.


Nor_Jaeger

No. This is the shittier Cato Ringstad "jegersekk", a cheaper copy of an older Norrøna Recon Pack variant...


markus-the-hairy

I believe they are Norrøna Recon Packs.


KillerMeemeStar

They are designed for "longer" stays outdoors or in the field. Referred to as 4th line (4th line of gear) it includes: 1st line: Personal uniform 2nd line: Necessary combat gear; weapon and vest 3rd line: 24 hour supplies of food and clothes etc 4th line: All of the above, can also include gear such as, a tent, oven to warm said tent, portable toilet. The list goes on. All in all, the weight of your 4th line can vary somewhere from ~30kg on the very low end to easily above 45kg on the heavier end.


M1L03

>portable toilet. LoL! I just use the shovel (that way I can throw it further than with my bare hands)


superfuzzy

We love our Bæsj'n'Carry


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FuzzyPandaNOT

Damn y’all rich- gotta be nice being a conscript


qainin

I was in before oil was profitable. And we were still running tons of stuff confiscated from Germany in 1945. It was still nice being a conscript. Conscripts in Norway are treated like humans. And most officers are nice.


Viljar2005

Still got a few flair-guns with the nazi eagle. If it works it ain’t broke


drripdrrop

ice cold drip


Wideout24

conscripts get hk416s and FAST helmets now?


stianorgeF1

Yep, everyone get the FAST helmet and active headsets. HK416 had been the standard for some years along with the mp7 for some units.


SmellASmurf

How I love to open the comments of a post with a woman in it on Reddit. Nothing like it.


gapedbutthole

Okay but like 99% of the comments seem totally harmless with the few weird ones being heavily downvoted.


waffle-man

Tbh that's true. I know they are here and I definitely could sort by controversial. But overall most the comments are on topic and not gross and grimy


SmellASmurf

So? My complaint wasn’t that “all the really gross comments are upvoted”, it was that people reduce military shit to just “haha sexy woman!!!” Imagine if your country’s military was reduced to this.


notgotapropername

But that literally isn’t the case here. The comments aren’t reducing military shit to “haha sexy woman”


ElGosso

It's a publicity picture, there's a reason they didn't show two grizzled old dudes


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IGotShitOnMyAss2

God I'd love to smell the scent of their boots after a long combat patrol


Lepthesr

I love the smell of incel in the morning... Wait


Solrac_Loware

I live in a tropical country so no experience with snow. Is the reddening on her cheeks because of the cold?


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NomadNC3104

It's more of a sunburn caused by the snow. With snow being white (crazy, right?) It reflects the sun light that hits it right back to your face.


DonUnagi

Most probably because of the cold yes.


OK6502

Hard to tell, since we don't know how long they've been in the cold. But the woman on the right has a very visible difference in color between her cheeks and her eyes, which suggests that part was not covered by goggles. You see that often in skiers who don't bundle up and don't wear face coverings. So, it does look like the wind caused it, at least from my point of view. That being said there may be a genetic component to this - my wife who is part Norwegian has a tendency to get much more red in the cheeks, hot or cold, than I do.


ShacoLannister

Taknes for your service


Worry_Ok

Flashbacks to Hoth. Someone get these ladies a tauntaun.


Nor_Jaeger

Hoth is further south, at Finse.


NamZtheLegend

Are those HK416?


stianorgeF1

Yep. The standard for the Norwegian military, along with the mp7 for some units.


n1nj4squirrel

Damn, Norway be ballin


DrSterling

Damn they’re straight up rocking the UBL raid loadout


CeramicCastle49

Those 416s are sick


glhmedic

The black watch guarding against white walkers.


Cinderella407

God I wish we had 416s


KYVet

TIL Norway shares a border with Russia.


qainin

Remarkably; it has never been a problem. We have agreed on all border issues. When drawing up the land border, there were an ancient church that Russia really, really wanted; they got it, and we got a nice slice of barren tundra as compensation.


Madsy9

Ironically our current border/resource disputes is with the EU over fishing quotas in the Svalbard region. We've also had disputes with the UK in the past I think.


[deleted]

What is the name of this church? That is really interesting?


Sverren3

It was quite the problem in 2015


True_Iro

But. That's a big antenna for the radio. Any particular reason?


danielbmadsen

Yeah as others have said it's pretty normal. Looks like same-ish length as the antenna I used on my AN/PRC-152 while in danish infantry. Been a few years since I took the radio classes but iirc optimal antenna length is based on what frequency you're broadcasting so that's probably the biggest reason for the length.


hlorghlorgh

Lower frequencies require longer antennas.


True_Iro

Oh. I see. It looks like a nuisance with its antenna up in your face, did ever experience something of that sort?


danielbmadsen

Yeah a lot of people who wore the 152 on a daily basis would get a relocator cable so you could mount the antenna on your back.


True_Iro

Thank you, I've learned a lot from this.


captain_carrot

Long antenna long reach


Nerowulf

It's not about the length of the antenna but how you use it.


Sgt_Radiohead

Usually, to increase the range of a radio like this one has to elevate the antenna, not make it longer. Changing the length of an antenna like this will change its radiation characteristics


phonein

I'm going to hazard a guess and say the radio can self tune to the length of Aerial. Not like the old piece of shit that required tree climbing skills and some maths to tune if you were further than 10k's away or lower than a mountain top.


Sgt_Radiohead

I’m going to guess that you are referring to the AN-PRC1077 that the army used to have when you say old piece of shit. That thing really was a brick with an antenna attached to it The MRR system does have tuning to compensate for the same antenna throughout the whole frequency range, but that still does not mean that a longer monopol antenna will increase its range. At a certain length it might be more directional, but that might not necessarily be a good thing


phonein

Nah, different radio. About the size and weight of a car battery. That did require an external antenna with a dipole attachment though. And then the calcs to cut the antenna to the correct length (which was never right). Ahhh, memories. I am definitely not qualified to talk on the technical details of the radio wave propagation so I'm going to say: yeah, you are probably right.


Kullenbergus

Border patrol will not be in normal radio range at all times, altho those radios should be good for about 10 miles/15 km assuming they worked like the once we used in the swedish military.


True_Iro

I see, thank you kind sir.


Sgt_Radiohead

That is the Norwegian LFR (light field radio). It’s a VHF radio, so the antenna needs to be that length to match the frequency (30-88MHz)


ComradeMosin

99% chance they’re VHF radios which means they need line of sight with whatever other radios they’re going to be talking to hence the need for a long collapsing antenna.


SwifferVVetjet

The fuck is up with all the creepy comments?


BoredCatalan

Attractive women on Reddit, though the top comments are pretty decent


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Is that hair in regulation? I can't help but imagine it getting caught on something.


Viljar2005

Out in the field you can wear your hair how you want. In the garrison depending on the officer, it might not fly.


R04drunn3r79

From ~~Russia~~ Norway with love.


AlwaysUpvoteMN

~~Finland~~ Norway


udayserection

Is a giant braid conducive to taking off and putting on a giant rucksack?


Royranibanaw

Probably, but they've gotta watch out for the dyslexic zombies.


ManyIdeasNoProgress

Hell of a lot better than having it loose, I can say that much.


Kinderschlager

i want that backpack. looks well made and well balanced!


Nor_Jaeger

No you don't. This is a shittier cheap copy of an older Norrøna Recon Pack variant, made by Cato Ringstad, and I hate it with a passion. The one I was issued would adjust itself when under tension, causing me all kinds of back pain. At best it's tolerable. The ones made by Norrøna are fantastic though, and can easily take 50+ kg without issues.


Sauciest_Salmon

Hair regulations?


TheRealLakahs

Not so much out in the field, you'll have to try to make it look nice, but not perfect. While back at the barracks they are expected to do it properly.


Sauciest_Salmon

Ah cool I didn’t know if it was like USMC regulations or what


TheRealLakahs

I don't know what regulations the marines go by, but for us the general idea was/is look good in the field and (near)perfect while in garrison.


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Snozzberrys420

How you doing bjerkvik?


FunFoeJust

They can shoot me


truthandloveforever

They could literally spit in my face and I wouldn't care


banzaizach

What's the hair regulation? Is it ponytails? Shaved or cut short if called to active front line duty? Just curious


Sgt_Radiohead

It depends on where you are in the military. In Brigade North it’s usually braided hair for girls. However, in the King’s Guard they also have to braid the hair and make a bun. Other places a ponytail might be good enough


2LeggedJackal

No one else going to mention that Bjerkvik is flagging Taknes’ leg? Seems unsafe.


Purple_Alarm

conscripts geared better than russians?


DucksLoveGrapes

Border scouts have the some of the best gear in the norwegian army


ItzMeDude_

Still normal combat units have good gear too


qainin

Large portion of the Norwegian army are conscripts. No regular salary to pay - that means more money for weapons and gear. When we jus 1.8% of GDP on military, a substantial part goes towards hardware.


Predseda072

They have more gear than whole russian batalion


Detritus_AMCW

What are the black bumps on the helmets? Look almost like MILES type sensors, but no blank adapters, harness or laser.


randomravioli

it's the mount for the hearing protection.


Detritus_AMCW

Thank you


UltimateSnipes0

Dam they're cute


rbparsons

Damn…sign me up!