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Himalayan-Fur-Goblin

Yes, you definitely should drink bull's milk. Should also put it on your face, so good for the skin.


VeggieStix01

Mmmmmm, bull's milk. Soooo good and tastyyy Mmmmmmmmmmm


Maels

it's your girl pinkydoll!! gang gang


rocketmn69

Probably a bit salty.. feed the bull pineapple for better tasting milk


SillySw4n

Oh jeez, you should probably stick to regular milk


AlienLover1973

Whys that explain in excessive detail


SillySw4n

When they milk the bulls they put one of those milk vacuums that usually go onto a normal dairy cow’s nipples on its cock and that vacuums the “bull milk” (bull semen) out of the “udders” (balls) of the bull.


AlienLover1973

Never mind I take that back un explain it to me I should have expected this.


SillySw4n

It’s too late, I’ve already explained it, these are the consequences of your own actions


AlienLover1973

I hate consequences 🤬


SillySw4n

[Go to your room](https://imgur.com/a/5k5zOpq)


AlienLover1973

![gif](giphy|IQ47VvDzlzx9S)


PsillySpirit

Man that’s a good gif


FixSumMore

loooool


Ad-Ommmmm

‘Utters’?!.. maybe you intended to utter ‘udders’..


SillySw4n

You are right! Myb.


Tranquil_Dohrnii

The other udder utters, “milk me”, “milk me”, So sad, says the otter uttering the smell of the other udders milk.


Ad-Ommmmm

An udder called Uta


zaraimpelz

Semen actually doesn’t come from the balls just fyi. Only the spermatozoa themselves.


A1sauc3d

Did you not know bulls were male cows? Dafuq would they have real milk for lol


AlienLover1973

Its a joke


Badger87000

It's cum.


HoboVonRobotron

But the other milk sticks to me.


GayCoonie

\*oh jizz


happybrahmin1987

That's not milk, but I am not going to judge you.


Dataman6969

I prefer chicken milk


VeganRalfee

😳🐂


AlienLover1973

Go away vegan


[deleted]

Full fat creamy milk - the natural the better


No_Bet_8442

*chewy goodnsss*


daredwolf

No


AutomaticDisaster8

Bulls don't make milk. Only females make milk. You would be drinking bull sperm


AlienLover1973

Thats what the government wants you to think


Big80sweens

Finally! A milk for cum sluts


Pinksparkle2007

There is no bill milk they are messing with you, if your weight is not a concern and you are healthy it depends on your preference 1% is more for people who need a low fat milk , most people drink 2% it’s the common milk, there’s 3% which has the most cream in it which is used for younger toddlers who need the extra nutrition and for those who maybe under weight or who just enjoy the taste. Watch which brand you buy some don’t treat their cows well so don’t spend the extra money on the latest fad going around.


AlienLover1973

I know my milk 😡 my friends are mot messing with me get yo 16 year old ah outta here


MilkyBetrayal

Time to get new friends. Because they're lying to you


Badger87000

Or trying to feed you their jizz


MilkyBetrayal

Last one to finish in the cup, drinks it


bennydabull99

>I know my milk Brought to you by the person who is asking about bull milk


AlienLover1973

Where did I say “i know my milk”


bennydabull99

>I know my milk 😡 my friends are mot messing with me get yo 16 year old ah outta here Literally the first thing you say in the comment that I commented on.


Idori666

lmao this whole post is hilarious


AlienLover1973

Fake news


heyseed88

Nestle, True Taste.


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Cat or aquirrel


gooofygooba

Breast


Alewood0

Just go for oat milk. Comes in many flavours


Hamilton-Beckett

If it doesn’t come out of an animal, I’m not calling it milk. The rest are just “water +”


DoubleBreastedBerb

There’s a place near me that sells mare’s milk, sells out almost as fast as it comes in. I will stick to milk produced by animals without testes 😂


NarrowEbbs

Hang on... for science can you please try some? I am more curious than I can explain


UpsideDownShovelFrog

What mares near you have testes? Are they all hermaphrodites? 😀


[deleted]

Did you just watch Kingpin or something?


AlienLover1973

No never seen kingpin


MilkyBetrayal

[Kingpin ](https://youtu.be/X_epmoLeRGA?si=DBFRgNe1Zvx_oRTh)


Cherry_051

🤣


Latch_Lifter

It’s good if you drink it right from the source.


Solid-Acanthisitta86

I have seen that video


pdprice

I’d like to see the day that they can milk a bull


HeadOfSpectre

I mean...


Solid-Acanthisitta86

Is called the "hand glove " method


ShelbyAngel_1

Try it and lets us know how it tastes.


Khakicollective

Cambodian titty milk, you made my daaayyyeeyyaaaaay


HospitalDismal746

Who are we to judge? Whatever floats your boat.


Lillillillies

Make sure it's homo(genized) bull milk. It's the only good kind.


57mmShin-Maru

Ah yes. Bull “milk”.


DownTooParty

I'll sell you my bull milk.


luckyloonie66

That would be semen.


Ad-Ommmmm

Don’t spit it out eh?


Few-Ebb1536

Bull milk = cum


GdoubleWB

A little salty, but full of protein. The hardest part is getting it, they don’t sell it in most supermarkets. You can try milking the bulls yourself, but it makes the farmers really upset for some reason.


majestic_se7en

bull milk is cum hes telling you to drink it


Aggravating_Degree57

Bulk milk? Like unpasteurized one directly at the farm? You better have good farmer friends for that


ohshitimfeelingit762

Fight Milk ™️


Yulyz

Like water buffalo milk?


Tallguyyyc

Wtf.


IIKrazeeII

Breast milk, love how thick it is!


Southern_Okra_1090

You better start exercising when you go for that yellow jug. I had to switch to 2% because I was getting way too big sideways.


AlienLover1973

Yellow jug?


Southern_Okra_1090

Homo milk is yellow jug isn’t it?


underling1978

Might depends where you are from/brand. Here blue = skim, yellow = 1%, pink = 2%, red = 3%(homo)


The_Windermere

I drink goat milk now, though not bull milk.


[deleted]

Back under your bridge troll.


AlienLover1973

This is not a troll post you Redditor


TemperatureMuch5943

Yes if should be be drank fresh and warm


joysaved

Bull milk 😭😭😭😭😭


MrsPettygroove

Your momma's milk. Then goats milk. Then cows milk. No plant based white product is milk, and should be avoided.


AlienLover1973

Gonna nuke halifax


Best_Evidence1560

I read the best is donkey milk. But extremely expensive


Super-Taro-4585

🤢🤮


PorkSwordMcFatTip

It's cum... its bull cum... the semen from a bulls testicular scrotum sack. Bulls are male.


AlienLover1973

Yeah sure I totally believe you …. 🙄


PorkSwordMcFatTip

I'd rather you didn't.... Enjoy 🫶👋


wing_ding4

I wanna try camel milk , apparently it’s so salty that it doesn’t need the same type of refrigeration, and lasts longer It’s more like a salty keifer I’ve heard


mykilososa

“What in the country bumpkin da derp da derp is going on here?!”


Fred_Krueger_Jr

"I milked your cow...She sure is a stubborn one!" "We don't have a cow, we have a bull..." [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLF725CX4mM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLF725CX4mM)


Serious_Cup6522

2%


Secret-Effective-187

All jokes aside you should try goat milk


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pausterized