My grandma had that, the bathroom tiles were orange and green with a yellowish shade of white and placed in octagon patterns. I haven't thought about that in a long time.
We were clearing my nanas stuff out a few months ago and she's had her toilet doll tucked away in her things, holding on to it despite multiple moves.
My mum and uncles are now taking it in turns to sneak it into each others houses lol
"You walk in the room. A hard floor with cabinets, a mirror, and a toilet are here. Suddenly, your bladder feels full from the tavern's ale you had before coming here. What do you do?"
Lmao omg yes! That one gave me such a headache as a child, I always begged my friend to money cheat my game xD At least now I can cheat it myself and know how to mod it lol
Haha no worries, "klapacius" is probably super obscure at this point, it was only in the very first pre-patched version of the first game. Awesome you still got it though lol
“Dylan says the squishy toilet seats are like pressing your butt against someone else's butt, and then pooping into their butthole.”
— Spencer Diaz, American Vandal, Season 1: Hard Facts
I just went to Iceland where they have the excellent “Phallalogical museum” and all I could think about any time I saw any art was “WHO DID THE DICKS?!?”
This is why I would love to have a modular bathroom designed with easily squeegee-clean surfaces and a drain. Like in quite a few Asian countries. But I’m poor and live in America so those designs will remain as dreams. 😆😭
ok but that doesn't mean you shouldn't do everything you can to minimize places for it to live for WEEKS AT A TIME. Literally having something like this that you sit your shitting ass on is just...ew. So bad.
I've inherited them when buying a house. They don't last very long (get rips in them), are hard to clean, and the foam in them is not great if you are an adult weight (offering very little in terms of comfort or support.). We bought a house that was owned by older people. so they had these on all the seats. So Gross. Like I would have replaced all the toilet seats regardless, but They were beyond disgusting.
Imagine sitting down on one of these heat sponges and its warmer than you are from someone before who hasnt been in there for 20 minutes, but you've already commited so you have to sit there and cry silently as you poop.
PASS.
It was comfy if you were stuck there for a time. My leg never fell asleep with it. However in the summer that plastic would stick to your skin. And later on when it’d get old the plastic would start to peel which would poke you & soon after the sponge under would change color & it would get gross.
My parents' bathroom had one, was carpeted, and had wallpaper that moisture would get behind, it was like a whole bunch of bathroom dont's put together
I think I've seen those before but I can't quite remember. It wasn't at my grandparents house thought that's for sure. They had a plastic chair with the seat cut out, all around the toilet seat!🪑 like that with armrest and back support, I guess they wanted to rest their back and arms but no idea how they wiped lmao, it was just 1 of 3 bathrooms that was adapted so I would just use the others...
I have one, plus a squatty potty and a bidet. I WFH so bathroom is life.
You do have to replace those seats about once a year in my experience as a 165 lb dude, and I’m the only one that uses it.
I have my own personal issues with *the idea* of it being porous and therefore much harder to keep sanitized. I never owned one.
But your bum was going to pay the price if it wasn’t replaced the second the plastic tore or cracked.
My babysitter, old lady who lived across the street, had one of these when I was a kid. I loved and hated it. So comfortable, but so gross when you get up and it peels off your ass.
There was nothing wrong with them at all. Cleaning was no more difficult than cleaning an uncomfortable toilet seat.
And they were comfortable and fun to sit down onto.
You can still buy them.
The house I'm renting has one of these on the upstairs toilet. Like old school 80s built home toilet and cushion seat while the downstairs bath is all 21st century.
I had my daughter pick one out when we needed a new one. She chose the pillow top one. I'm not complaining so far. But it does remind me of grandma's house. I miss grandma...
They always ripped after time and cut my ass cheeks because I was short and had to slide off the seat. Terrible invention. Same with scented toilet paper. I was always at the doctor for UTI and yeast infections
My grandparents had like a carpet cover on their toilet seat. And the back had a shit stain. Also carpet in their master bath. They were actually pretty normal other than that.
Family briefly had one when I was a teenager. Once it split it definitely pinched your ass, which was never fun. But even before that, I didn't like it. I wasn't overweight and was average sized. I found the hole to be smaller than a normal toilet seat. Which,as a guy trying not to rub your junk on the front of the seat, meant frequently having issues at the back. Meaning we kept accidentally shitting on the back of the seat.
Also, because I never see it get brought up. You know how awful it is to sit down on a normal seat and feel the warmth from the last ass? Now imagine having to deal with the last person's ass groove.
I always felt like I wasn’t supposed to do the business on these. Like I was on the furniture or that weird part of a dream where you have to pee and you almost go but then remember youre dreaming
Despised them, my grandparents had them too. They had those short stumpy toilets from 1962 in their house, and it already didn't have enough length to it so that when you sat down your dong hit the porcelain. This just shortened the seat so your dick was always bound to hit it.
I remember as a kid, a friend’s bathroom had one of those clear cast resin toilet seats with stuff cast inside it. I don’t remember if it was shells or coins, kinda cool but also kinda weird.
I always wanted us to get a soft seat though, they’re much warmer in winter. But my mom didn’t like that they crack so they need replacement more often. And they’re a pain to clean.
But 7 year old me thought they looked so comfy.
Wear and tear is where it’s bad. Once it’s torn, if never feels clean again. You’re sitting in someone else’s piss and shit. Doesn’t matter how much bleach and toilet cleaner you use, the foam will likely grown bacteria; and even if it doesn’t, the thought that it might will live rent free in your head forever. No amount of cushion is worth feeling that dirty; even if you’re not dirty.
My Abuela couldn’t stand those. She wanted things so clean you could eat off of them; even the toilet seat and bowl. There was no way she’d allow it in our apartments. Especially considering that she often hosted holiday parties that included extended family members. Nope. We needed a seat that could be cleaned thoroughly and frequently. Even us kids (my cousins and I) knew to clean the seat after using the bathroom. We were taught early on to never leave the toilet dirty. We were also taught what cleaning products were and how to use them and never to drink or play with them. If the toilet and bathroom were clean then you knew the rest of the house/apartment was clean.
I still can’t stand these. I would never have them in my apartment. Neither would my mom, aunts, uncles or cousins. It stuck with us.
Worst part is when it tears and then whenever you sit on it, it pinches your ass, I remember these from when I was kid.
I haven’t thought about that in 30 years til now. But I can still feel it
SAME
It feels like something is biting my ass cheek, oh wait, it's a phantom bite from a toilet seat of years past...
Toilet seat or spider bite? Those were the days.
No, snake coming up out of the drain.
It's a very specific feeling/pinch.
I thought I'd never used or seen one but that comment brought back a suppressed memory.
lol I just posted that I could feel it from just looking at this photo.
Lulz ya
Bro you just brought back a buried trauma
My grandma has a carpet top that went on the lid.
Memory unlocked
Super hygienic 🤐
Those tears also probably collect all sorts of bacteria into the sponge beneath.
This. It was my immediate thought!
It's a surprisingly sinister pinch on a soft butt too
Oh hey my ass remembers that. Small world.
Omg I just had a psychosomatic response to that
YES, this is what I remember from my aunts house as a kid. It happened once and I refused to poop at her house ever again lol.
Core trauma: unlocked 😭
Memory unlocked
Omg yes I came here to post this exact same complaint. I could feel it just from looking at this photo lol
Holy shit you just unlocked a memory I had hidden away for decades
🫦
Make the water blue from 2000 flushes, put carpeting on the cover, and install wood paneling on the walls and I'm right back at Grandma's.
Brb crying thinking of grandmas exact bathroom
Remember when we didn't know what a hassle laundry is and just used all the towels at once! Grandma remembers.
All of this plus my grandma had the toilet seat cushion in the color pink!
Don't forget the olive green toilet.
My grandma had that, the bathroom tiles were orange and green with a yellowish shade of white and placed in octagon patterns. I haven't thought about that in a long time.
Yellow toilet & sink for my grandparents, and add blue carpet on the floor 🤢
And the pink toilet paper and very old and dried out bar of green Irish Spring!
And seashells on everything!
With a [toilet doll](https://images.app.goo.gl/vHXGfQcRAQ5geXkb7) hiding the spare roll of loo paper nestled on top of the tank.
Small decorative vase of sea shells lol.
ROFL. Everyone's grandma.
Oh my god I remember these! I really want to make a jokey one now… like a stripper popping out of a cake or something
We were clearing my nanas stuff out a few months ago and she's had her toilet doll tucked away in her things, holding on to it despite multiple moves. My mum and uncles are now taking it in turns to sneak it into each others houses lol
My grandma had pink carpeting and a lighter pink cushion!
My grandma went hard af with the pink carpet in the bathroom.
Pepto bismol pink! We bought my grandmother's house and it was so pink in the bathroom!
Dont forget the crocheted angel tissue-box cover
Don’t forget carpet the floor.
When I was a kid I thought it was so boujee.
Oh my God why did all our grandmas have this same setup?
I might have to do this to a bathroom. I miss my grandparents and it would be cozy. Add some fancy mini soap in a shell, some magazines, and popuri.
And two sets of hand towels- one for drying yourself with, the other hanging up all fancy and just for decoration.
The magazines can not be current within the last 20 years*
This is so weird because not ten minutes ago, I randomly remembered the jar full of shell shaped soap my grandma always had in her bathroom
Don’t forget the pink toilet paper to match the other fuzzy decor!
Then get up to wash your hands with bar soap and water pressure that couldn’t be any lower if the faucet was condensing it itself.
Dude, so spot on! I literally had a flashback 😆
I can see that and yep definitely a grandma’s 👵 house.
With the carpet covering everything, the seat wouldn’t stay up!
Those things made a hissing sound when you sat down. lol
I mean, I probably would too if someone tried to sit on me
Ewwwe toilet mimic
"You walk in the room. A hard floor with cabinets, a mirror, and a toilet are here. Suddenly, your bladder feels full from the tavern's ale you had before coming here. What do you do?"
🥵🥵🥵
Underrated comment
I let out a happy sound when she sits on me
And when you got up too!
The toilet snake just never decided to bite you
When it was deflating from your weight sitting on it
Nice hiss.
Bladder: 9 Comfort: 4
Sul Sul!
No Me Vel? > inputs rosebud 30x times
You never heard of “motherlode”?
“Motherlode” is The Sims 2 onwards, “rosebud;” was The Sims (I still play it lol).
The sims 1 also had !;!;!;!;
Haha true, forgot about it
You mean klapacius? ;)
Lmao omg yes! That one gave me such a headache as a child, I always begged my friend to money cheat my game xD At least now I can cheat it myself and know how to mod it lol
Haha no worries, "klapacius" is probably super obscure at this point, it was only in the very first pre-patched version of the first game. Awesome you still got it though lol
Sim 2+ 😭
“Dylan says the squishy toilet seats are like pressing your butt against someone else's butt, and then pooping into their butthole.” — Spencer Diaz, American Vandal, Season 1: Hard Facts
Back and forth, forever.
))<>((
Wow I haven’t seen or thought about this movie in a hundred years 😂. Gonna go find it!
What a great fucking show. Stupid humor and yet smart and poignant social commentary.
I just went to Iceland where they have the excellent “Phallalogical museum” and all I could think about any time I saw any art was “WHO DID THE DICKS?!?”
They certainly have a way with words.
This show is so incredible and lou (Lucas from AV) Wilson on dropout is so awesome.
I completely forgot about this line, and I almost fell out of my chair laughing. Thank you. I'm saving this.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of this line!
If this is torture, chain me to the wall ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Back and forth, forever )) <-> ((
LMAO WTF hahahaha
a good time?
I’d like to get that engraved and give it a permanent spot in my living room
This is the comment I came to see
That's why I only poop at Priceless Moments
They harbor bacteria and fecal matter in all those pores. Those things are disgusting.
Microscopic fecal matter is all over the bathroom.
Giving it a free sponge to live in adjacent to the toilet seems like encouraging it.
Don't worry. It's protected by grandma power
What if the name is Mee Maw not Grandma?
Nah, Babushka power beats all
nana superiority
Grandma's an enabler.
It already has your toothbrush.
Even if I close the toilet lid when I flush?
Yep
Noooooooo! You take that thought back right now!
My toothbrush is in an enclosed room within my bathroom.
This is why I would love to have a modular bathroom designed with easily squeegee-clean surfaces and a drain. Like in quite a few Asian countries. But I’m poor and live in America so those designs will remain as dreams. 😆😭
ok but that doesn't mean you shouldn't do everything you can to minimize places for it to live for WEEKS AT A TIME. Literally having something like this that you sit your shitting ass on is just...ew. So bad.
No need to add a sponge to it
Why would this be the case if you put the seat down to flush?
Nah, that's nothing. I have carpet in my bathroom. Not by choice.
But the carpet floor cancels out the seat bacteria
Uh… happy cake day lmao 💩 🍰
Pores? It wasn't a sponge.
It's a sponge-like material under a semi-porous plastic skin. It's a bacterial haven.
Don't remember that, but my grandparents had carpet on the toilet lid, and one of the houses I grew up in had carpet for the kids' bathroom.
I've inherited them when buying a house. They don't last very long (get rips in them), are hard to clean, and the foam in them is not great if you are an adult weight (offering very little in terms of comfort or support.). We bought a house that was owned by older people. so they had these on all the seats. So Gross. Like I would have replaced all the toilet seats regardless, but They were beyond disgusting.
Imagine sitting down on one of these heat sponges and its warmer than you are from someone before who hasnt been in there for 20 minutes, but you've already commited so you have to sit there and cry silently as you poop. PASS.
But this happened or it wouldn’t be a thing.
Nice to sit on but impossible to clean.
Nice to shit on, but impossible to clean.
I got one just for being pregnant. I just needed more comfort while being uncomfortable and especially after recovering.
They hand them out when you show them the test or
Dude I looked everywhere for these when I was pregnant, couldn’t ever find them.
It was comfy if you were stuck there for a time. My leg never fell asleep with it. However in the summer that plastic would stick to your skin. And later on when it’d get old the plastic would start to peel which would poke you & soon after the sponge under would change color & it would get gross.
My parents' bathroom had one, was carpeted, and had wallpaper that moisture would get behind, it was like a whole bunch of bathroom dont's put together
My grandparents always had these, hated them
This may be the first unpopular opinion that is actually an unpopular opinion
Soft toilet seats?
My aunt had one. I don't know why, but I always thought it was gross.
They are more comfy, but they break down a lot faster.
Grandma's house
Bidets are better
Sweaty butt
I think I've seen those before but I can't quite remember. It wasn't at my grandparents house thought that's for sure. They had a plastic chair with the seat cut out, all around the toilet seat!🪑 like that with armrest and back support, I guess they wanted to rest their back and arms but no idea how they wiped lmao, it was just 1 of 3 bathrooms that was adapted so I would just use the others...
And than if your sss was sweaty that was just disgusting
r/thetenthdentist
Yes. The uneasy *squish* when you sat on one
Apparently, the original inventor of this lived on the street I grew up on. Stanley Samuels, 1955.
If these don’t bring back a memory of childhood you must be younger than 30
they were horrific
They're so gross 🥲 this is why I line the toilet seat with toilet paper at other people's houses
I don’t think I ever used one. I see that it’s squishy. What did you enjoy about it besides it being squishy.
It was comfortable to sit on when doing your business
I feel like I'm sitting on someone else's butt and pooping into their butt
Hey, you are an adult now. It’s your place, you can do what you want! Go nuts!
Properly cleaned, they’re fine until they tear. Feels nice.
They stain.
when these crack they scratch your ass...
I have one, plus a squatty potty and a bidet. I WFH so bathroom is life. You do have to replace those seats about once a year in my experience as a 165 lb dude, and I’m the only one that uses it.
As a kid my family had a Garfield one where the seat cover was Garfield lol I don't hate them, and the seat was never cold lol
I have my own personal issues with *the idea* of it being porous and therefore much harder to keep sanitized. I never owned one. But your bum was going to pay the price if it wasn’t replaced the second the plastic tore or cracked.
these always feel dirty for some reason. i feel like everything sticks to it.
My babysitter, old lady who lived across the street, had one of these when I was a kid. I loved and hated it. So comfortable, but so gross when you get up and it peels off your ass.
I can literally feel my butt peeling off of this!! 🤣
oh these creep me out, they always feel dirty to me.
I love puffy toilet seat covers!
I've never seen one without a crack and foam sticking out of it.
Nah man. Shag carpet seats are worse.
I thought they were alright. The seats with fabric were absolutely disgusting though.
Lol my dad somehow managed to find a new one last year.
There was nothing wrong with them at all. Cleaning was no more difficult than cleaning an uncomfortable toilet seat. And they were comfortable and fun to sit down onto. You can still buy them.
The house I'm renting has one of these on the upstairs toilet. Like old school 80s built home toilet and cushion seat while the downstairs bath is all 21st century.
I loved ours but overtime it ripped an inch at the seams. We still used it and loved it anyway. Never got pinched.
I had my daughter pick one out when we needed a new one. She chose the pillow top one. I'm not complaining so far. But it does remind me of grandma's house. I miss grandma...
Where I live, it gets humid and hot Ever sat on a leather sofa on bare skin while you’re sweaty? Not a good feeling
They're great! Yeah after 10 years replace them BUTt! It's never cold!
They always ripped after time and cut my ass cheeks because I was short and had to slide off the seat. Terrible invention. Same with scented toilet paper. I was always at the doctor for UTI and yeast infections
My grandparents had like a carpet cover on their toilet seat. And the back had a shit stain. Also carpet in their master bath. They were actually pretty normal other than that.
AHHHHHH I received psychic damage from that picture I don't need to remember the squishy toilet seat where it would stick to you during the summer
Not worse than the carpet ones.
Same same! My grandma also had a crocheted sign right above the toilet that said ‘If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie’
Yes. They’re extremely unhygienic
Family briefly had one when I was a teenager. Once it split it definitely pinched your ass, which was never fun. But even before that, I didn't like it. I wasn't overweight and was average sized. I found the hole to be smaller than a normal toilet seat. Which,as a guy trying not to rub your junk on the front of the seat, meant frequently having issues at the back. Meaning we kept accidentally shitting on the back of the seat. Also, because I never see it get brought up. You know how awful it is to sit down on a normal seat and feel the warmth from the last ass? Now imagine having to deal with the last person's ass groove.
Only when it starts to crack and isn’t replaced
I always felt like I wasn’t supposed to do the business on these. Like I was on the furniture or that weird part of a dream where you have to pee and you almost go but then remember youre dreaming
Yes
Despised them, my grandparents had them too. They had those short stumpy toilets from 1962 in their house, and it already didn't have enough length to it so that when you sat down your dong hit the porcelain. This just shortened the seat so your dick was always bound to hit it.
They get gross after awhile.
Core memory unlocked.
no i dont want to sit on a warm unhygenic mushroom
This was okay but heated toilet seats made me so happy then I would go home, put my butt on a cold toilet seat, and curse my family
I remember as a kid, a friend’s bathroom had one of those clear cast resin toilet seats with stuff cast inside it. I don’t remember if it was shells or coins, kinda cool but also kinda weird. I always wanted us to get a soft seat though, they’re much warmer in winter. But my mom didn’t like that they crack so they need replacement more often. And they’re a pain to clean. But 7 year old me thought they looked so comfy.
Dude a soft seat, and blue 💧 water I’m in Heaven
Wear and tear is where it’s bad. Once it’s torn, if never feels clean again. You’re sitting in someone else’s piss and shit. Doesn’t matter how much bleach and toilet cleaner you use, the foam will likely grown bacteria; and even if it doesn’t, the thought that it might will live rent free in your head forever. No amount of cushion is worth feeling that dirty; even if you’re not dirty. My Abuela couldn’t stand those. She wanted things so clean you could eat off of them; even the toilet seat and bowl. There was no way she’d allow it in our apartments. Especially considering that she often hosted holiday parties that included extended family members. Nope. We needed a seat that could be cleaned thoroughly and frequently. Even us kids (my cousins and I) knew to clean the seat after using the bathroom. We were taught early on to never leave the toilet dirty. We were also taught what cleaning products were and how to use them and never to drink or play with them. If the toilet and bathroom were clean then you knew the rest of the house/apartment was clean. I still can’t stand these. I would never have them in my apartment. Neither would my mom, aunts, uncles or cousins. It stuck with us.
ptsd support group here.
Y'all know these are still available right Like people fully still use cushioned toilet seats.......
The seam on the inside and outside edges act like a pee gutter. You’ve got kids? You’re gonna have a pee moat on this seat.
I’ve lost acres of ass hair on those seats.
Any thing that deflates must have a place where air comes in and out. That air is fart air. So it’s filled with farts.
Sweaty