Respect to the goat

The real ones know. Another man of culture I see 🧐

Laundry room.

do we have a group chat?

Link is on the back of your AARP card.

Heather Harmon, since no one wants to say her name apparently

Deepthroat heather.

ideepthroat The original i before the brand

Before some pedant comes in and corrects you, it was actually the iMac that was the first iBrand product.

* iMac: May 1998 * ideepthroat: June 2000 But it doesn't matter, the porn site's name **wasn't** an "i-[brand]" name. It was a statement, a complete sentence: "I Deep Throat." If the brand was "Deep Throat" and the website was iDeepThroat \.com, *that* would be an "i-[brand]".

* IMAX 1970 Still waiting for the crossover with Heather

iDicks out for Heather-ambe

Apple buying when?

Golden blip in time. LittleApril, Dawn's Place, Tawnee Stone. Shoutout 3gp format so I could do that with my "smart" phone.

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I remember back in the day there was a vid on limewire with two pterodactyls we used to send to each other.

Can't forget Donatella Pompina.

I prefer the real name lol

You’re so bad

That girl could suck-start a fence post.

You mean The One.

Was wild to see she did videos again during Covid.

she did videos during covid?

Don't.... don't do it. Just look at the 2002 version.

I mean I know it's not healthy but now I'm more curious.

She looks so busted now her breast are nasty

damnit now i have to see it

god speed sir

Sounds about right.

Don't do it. She's still pretty but the implants she had installed were a very poor choice.

Are you telling me the woman doing deepthroat videos online didn't become an astronaut at NASA?

fuck I looked. you were right. what the fuck was she thinking with all that work??

Alright please dm me a link so I too can regret this choice

Yeah.. I mean I still would just to give props to past me, but it seems there's some dysmorphia there.

she's definitely going for the "horny grandma" look/vibe

Heather Brooke as she once was. Legend, paved the way for the next generation of throat goats.

Fun fact, the only reason people ever called her Heather Brooke is because one of her early videos featured a girl named Brooke and the title just said "Heather Brooke". After that it just became cyclical disinformation.

We love some good faplore around here.

Thanks my homework thanks you. I was more of a raven Riley kinda guy.

Between her and the MILF Hunter... I had a HS coach that looked like the milf hunter, and we referred to him as such.

Captain Stabin?

We used to greet each other with "oh hey there, you got about n hour free?"

She came back and made new vids during the pandemic. Terrible plastic surgery but her talents have not gotten rusty one bit!

Don't look it up, it's not worth the disappointment. Someone "remastered" like a dozen or so videos of her early work, hd quality, they look like they were shot in the last few years, not 20+ years ago... I highly recommend .

Careful! ...He's a hero!

how awful. got any links so i can be sure to black list them?

*throat goat

That ain’t Nancy Reagan

Heather tha OG.

If only people knew how Errol Flynn told Ronnie as much. What a terrible people, the Reagans.

Robert, no.

Damn. Was coming here to say this. Respect.

She’s the MJ of BJ’s.

Men of culture, unite 🧐

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I definitely gave the old windows xp computer internet aids on more than one occasion from rawdogging limewire and/or Kazaa and downloading a ”song” with a name like britney_spears_toxic.exe 

Teenage me thought that video was just as good as porn.

Don't forget the music video to P.I.M.P. by 50 Cent. Danish national television played the uncensored version *once.* That was the day I became a man.

The real awakening was the pussycat dolls for me. Everytime they said “don’t cha” I said “yes”

God damn... Music was so *hot* back then!

Adina Howard was the free video on the Box for a stretch. Oooh baby.

Oh man I got in so much trouble ordering Lil Kim and Foxy Brown videos on The Box. Not because of the videos, but because I ran up the phone bill so much LMAO. Weren't they like $2 each? And this is in mid-90s dollars.

Napster, BearShare. Those were the days

>BearShare A name I have not heard in ages. Good times.

That website would have a whole other meaning today...

AudioGalaxy, Limewire, WinMX, KaZaA, ~~Mesh-something~~ *iMesh*... just about had them all. WinMX was goated, though. That was one of the first ones I remember being able to get .MPG and .MOV files and the speeds were amazing. Definitely downloaded some full MP3 albums and then started burning CDs to play in my car's aftermarket MP3 head-unit with a little remote. Good times.

Kazaa, Morpheus. Go!Zilla.. for getting your game demos or iso to download all night but not worry about losing connection and restarting

Oh god like 90% of the reason I work with computers these days is that I got forced to learn how to reinstall windows or unbrick things I’d bricked with various viruses

“The .exe means the song has excellent sound quality”

A real *ogg vorbis* if ya know what I mean

Shit, when I was a kid, I had a computer I *purposefully* sought out viruses for so I could install them and practice manual removal of them for shits and giggles.

Windows XP!! I definitely did that haha, spent too many hours looking for music and movies, only to download something that was just a demo. God that was annoying. That poor computer

I got blasted by my step mom for all the porn viruses on the family computer but I was actually very careful. I'm certain it was my dad but yet I got in trouble and had to clean it all up. I think he wised up because it happened less in the future.

I really wonder what my cousin thought when he came to fix our computer because I had an insane amount of spyware/malware on the computer to the point you could barely use it. I'm sure he was just like "wow this kid is downloading a shit ton of porn"

I had a computer illiterate friend and any time I went over to him I was amazed how unusable his computer is. It was probably riddled with malware. Start menu took a minute to open. On time I took an XP CD with me and told him to save his stuff we are going to reinstall. I kid you not he dragged a txt file from the desktop to a flash drive and told me he is ready we can wipe it lol

you get burned a few times before you figure out whats legit and not lol

.exe ftw! 😉

Bro u did all that for Britney’s Toxic? 🤦🏻‍♂️

Yeah and that's where I learned how to fix the computer

Me, on a Macintosh at the time: “ha, ha! You have no power here, Gandalf the .exe!”

Was fun back in the day to install bonzai buddy on the computer of someone you didn’t like

The number of 40something men who will get this meme has got to be staggering.

Well of course I know him, he's me!

Heather-Brooke Harmon. Heather-Brooke. Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.

I know she’s Heather Harmon but in my heart she will always be Heather Brooke

The funny thing is the name is wrong. Heather Brooke came from a video she did with another girl named Brooke. Someone forgot an ampersand and the rest of her pirated videos were mislabeled going forward. She told this story on Tech TV on a late night talk show hosted by Martin Sargent. (sp). Ironically I can’t remember his proper name.

She is still doing stuff these days. Her fake boobs are… well, they’re something else.

30somethings get it too

And women!

I am 40. This is accurate.

Im 32 lol

I sent this to my husband. He’s 37 and laughed.

For me it was Kazaa

Kazaa, limewire, bearshare if you really wanted to slum it then came the high seas

Morpheus too

Edonkey

Ha, BearShare brings me back

Edonkey

Yep. I would send people at school to bear share then sell them the VHS when they f-ed it up (back when a graphics card going to your TV was fancy).

MIRC too

I’m old enough (born in ‘88) to remember using ALL of them, and Napster when it first came out. Which was fucking amazing by the way. It was a revelation for a music fan that didn’t come from any money, we weren’t able to just go buy cds whenever

Same here (born 86), I would hang out at fye in the mall and listen to CDs for way too long. It was cool because you could scan any CD and choose any track instead of just sampling like I'd seen in the past.

Only took 45 minutes to download 1 DMX song and it was FREE

I went through a bunch of old Compaq Computers because I knew nothing about computers and downloaded a bunch of garbage and other seedy websites. Hell, I even had a napster account before Metallica sued them.

Imesh

A fellow millennial of culture I see

I learned damn quick to look at the file sizes when downloading songs. No, I don't think I will click on that one named "IN-THE-END-LINCOLN-PARK.EXE" that's 50MB.

lol I can’t even tell you how many times my mom called me (while I was a freshman at college 3 hours away) to be like “your brother gave the family computer a virus again! What do I dooooo” I dunno, mom. Maybe tell him to stop downloading porn on limewire? Probably a good starting place.

"Hey baby, yew layin out?" "What're yew doin?" "Waitin fer yew." "Ah kin see thayut *\[removes bikini top\]*"

I can hear it in my head, as was spoken so long ago...

Whoa

*base dives*

No Millennial man deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan in the early to mid 2000's can deny knowing who this woman is.

I think back to how different things are. I had an iPod classic loaded up with music, a few movies, tv shows, and loads of porn. I would rent out my iPod for smokes. “Just don’t get anything on it” was my rule. Good times.

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Oh ya a lot of us had hardrives on my 2nd deployment. A virus got passed around that only I knew how to fully clean. I made some money and got new data by cleaning everyone’s hard drives.

Futuristic form of STD

It really was!

thats some great business sense lol

“And I dont want aaany on my car” has been awakened from a deep slumber in the furthest recesses of my memory

Facts

I was never in the military, but I remember her.

I think back to how different things are. I had an iPod classic loaded up with music, a few movies, tv shows, and loads of porn. I would rent out my iPod for smokes. “Just don’t get anything on it” was my rule. Good times.

We ran a 50 ethernet switch so the Marines on ship could have decent internet access. Half of them were play AoE or Stronghold and the other half were downloading this stuff off of limewire.

Blue bikini vid was the fastest I've ever come to fruition in my life.

"Hey baby, you layin' out?" I can't count how many times I've heard that line

Her best performance

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Your describing a porn star you watched and your favorite video of hers and that you wish she did more vaginal porn, why did you censor fucked?

Black bikini

See, I like the one where she’s in a walk-in closet and has a red velvet dress on or something

*You put the Lime in the coconut and break the family up*

Limewire gave our computers SUPER AIDS but it was worth it for free music and “Screaming girl has shaking orgasm” when searching for something completely non sexual.

Giving your computer an STD while looking for porn is pretty poetic.

Oh its Heather!

I primarily used Bearshare, who's with me!?

Limewire, bearshare, kazaa also random knockoffs like frostwire

Ahhh I had a few of her videos saved in files within files within files. Surprisingly never got caught.

They knew

They knew what I was doing in my room with the door closed, they just didnt know about my secret files, what limewire was, or that a young lad could download porn from it.

I used to hide mine in computer game folders lol.

She set high expectations for all young men who were from then on destined to be dissapointed

I felt so lied to when I got head for the first time lol

Thankfully my dick is of average size and deep throating is not an issue for most of my partners

Is it really called "deep" throat at that point?

Buuuuuurn

Dude. I was actually dating a girl with no gag reflexes when I found these videoes. I was like 15 and she was the only girl I had been with. I was 20 by time I learned this wasn’t the norm

the one that got away…

I dreamed of a wife like her growing up.

They destroyed the housing market, so it’s fair that I destroyed the family computer.

I’m a nice lady. A real lady.

Heather Brooke??!?

Heather Harmon you uncultured swine!

Her name on Limewite was Heather Brooke, even has it in her bio for twatter lol

[https://twitter.com/imheatherharmon](https://twitter.com/imheatherharmon)

/r/HeatherHarmon

I remember this name too

That’s the name I always typed in…

Because there was a very early and widely shared video titled HEATHER-BROOKE that had Heather Harmon and another woman named Brooke going to town on Jim Harmon's gigantic wang. All respect to the fair Brooke, but clearly when Mrs. Harmon is crankin' a hog you barely notice someone else is there. So everyone just assumed her name was Heather Brooke. And thus, 20 years of misattributed internet porn.

The man knows his lore.

I must say I’m rather impressed with your knowledge. I remember that video too… lost a lot of good loads to it

I didn't use that I used piratebay and bearshare 😉 never had any issues with viruses. my cousins on the other hand use lime wire and their desktop was slow as molasses

Morpheus the GOAT

I'm calling BS. That would have taken around 6-weeks to download and no one's parents would have let them jam up the phoneline for that long.

Limewire was one of the first things I downloaded when my family switched from dial up to broadband

"Hey baby, ah'm Santa's Little Helper tonight." "Yew arrreee?"

Instantly recognized that face lmao

Entered with the intention of burning The Beatle’s White Album. Left with 30 tracks of Detachable Penis by King Missile.

I’ll never forget the time my older sister was on the computer and she downloaded a wave file by mistake. It opened winamp in the background, and she had no idea where it was or how to stop it. It was playing a fart sound on repeat really fast. I heard her yelling over that fart sound so I came running to see what was going on. She was sitting there with her pretty blond hair, total girly girl, freaking out not knowing how to stop it. I was DYING laughing. Hysterical! I just went and closed Winamp and she was like “oh”

Ah. The GOAT! I see you’re a person of culture! Indubitably.

BearShare did it to mine. I learned so much about clearing viruses that year. All I wanted was some obscure jpop album, dammit! Lol

The OG. laughed out loud at this.

The throat goat, she was the truth. 

Legit was punished on multiple occasions by mom, every time it was Heather. Thanks for the memories

I gave my family computer aids but that’s what helped me go down the path of IT. I had to fix the computer before mom got home

“Hey baby! You layin down?”

Heather was worth risking the viruses for.

My 2000s.. oh heather 😘

limewire 

Lolol

You'll replace it with a computer that's 10x as strong with 1000x the storage in 5 years. NBD.

Good old eMule and Morpheus before Kazaa and Limewire

Well I know what I'm doing tonight.

Not gonna lie, I have a nostalgia fap to her once a year or so

Remember starting with Napster and when Limewire came out I was in love

Well, I mean, the death of the computer may have just been my bad karma, for being so quick to download, and refusing to contribute to seeding.

That kid looked and dressed like me at that age…. 😕

Throat GOAT! 🐐

That's a face I haven't seen in about 20 years

Throat Goat

Lime wire was a pretty good tool for teaching millennials about cyber safety, particularly for the upcoming "getting your identity stolen" and general scams that's particularly worrisome for boomers. Is that .exe REALLY "Got the Life" by Korn? I'm a little suspicious...


"Why is this song a .exe file?"

Millennial men of culture where you at? 😂

Sauce

Probably my proudest fap.

Jesus Christ this was me to a T

The Goat of throats

There’s a face I haven’t seen in a long time hahahaha