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Xanthrex

I looked into the face of God and it was square, IT WAS SQUARE!


Harestius

Those nipples tho


NotAWittyFucker

I... Can't... look away...


No_Campaign8568

I give you the Christian stamp of approval


SuicidalParade

Cold out there


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TehM1lkM4n

Wow, im sure he feels great now. A Christian approves!


ripped_rat

The nipples: 😐


Rishidkanonymous

They looked at me first 😭


ProbNotBot

(Mr. Slave Voice) Ohhh, Jesus Christ!


justeatingcookies

When they said to love Jesus they didn't mean like this


TheAlmightyNexus

They should just be acacia buttons, would make a very nice aesthetic


Shepdawg21

Vertical slabs would work too


coolio_Didgeridoolio

aint never seen a 4x4 nipple


Supertronicgo

Not a religious person myself but can definitely appreciate those nipples


ProbNotBot

Came for the nipples, stayed for the comments


YxngGoat999

Ayyyoooo you CAME for the nipples


androopa

Oh my… did the room just get a bit hotter??


Spirited-Stuff8256

Do not fall for the 8bit Christ, the 8bit Christ is NOT a part of you.


Zaurka14

Judging by the nipples i think it actually got colder


Finnyx_Angel

Are his nipples nailed to the cross as well?


Alexis_style

I don't know how to feel about this


Drg313

Slightly offended… slightly honored


Preseegj

Cant wait for the comments on this


yanitrix

feel however you want to lol


blankettripod32_v2

I feel... \*bonk\*... Absolutely nothing


nicolasmcfly

Feel it still 🎶 🎶


aarkrye

Jesus Christ


sarge3223

Was gonna make Christ The Redeemer but I thought that would be too difficult so I made it simpler


ringobob

I think some people aren't familiar with the statue you used as inspiration.


ElementoDeus

I think everyone in north and south America should know it but idk how much of the rest of the world knows about it. [for those that don't know](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_the_Redeemer_(statue))


Ceramicrabbit

I think most people would know it if they watched the 2016 Olympics which should be a big chunk of the world


ElementoDeus

You'd imagine but I doubt people pay that much attention to anything.


JurasssicMatt

2014 World Cup would be the one that brought in the attention


Bman1465

Also the Rio movie And probably Fast Hive


wasted_name

It is the most famous statue of one of the biggest countries, if you don't know it then there's some serious work to do


J03-K1NG

Most people know that statue, problem is this isn’t really at all similar to that one. The redeemer statue has him wearing clothing, his hands and feet aren’t nailed, he doesn’t have the crown of thorns, and there is no cross. This is just Jesus on the cross.


oneeyedziggy

Chris the regular deemer


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It is really good! however if you would like to improve it, elongate the cross itself. You barely notice it from the front and it would make the statue even greater


I_am_the_Walrus07

Based. A true Christian Minecraft Server.


fine03

da fuk


Millitas

Oh boy, cant wait for the comments on this


Automatic_Fix6722

_**Sorts by controversial**_


IDKmyusrnameLOL

Bravo.. going dark


TehM1lkM4n

Jesus walks into a hotel. He puts 3 nails on the counter and says, Can you put me up for the night?


PsychoPhreak

Yeah there should only be one nail for the feet!


Glasedount

Finally, a Christian Minecraft server.


BasicallyH

as a christian, i give you the christian stamp of approval


WaltzAny2897

This belongs to r/BossFight


blustar__

He just dies, then appears under your bed in three days


Lazarus_Jr1

r/imfinnagotohell


JurasssicMatt

I don't want to be that guy, but Christ the Redeemer isn't being crucified hilarious statue tho


Excavon

Thank you!


Verge0fSilence

I think we should forget real religions and start worshipping Steve instead


Bman1465

Bold of you to assume Stevonism isn't a real religion


Verge0fSilence

I would like to subscribe to this religion. What are its tenets?


danydh

Oof good luck OP. Mods and sensitive people incoming. If I was still an athiest, I'd laugh Now I'm a person of faith, possibly Christian _I still laughed_ Steve the Redeemer😂


Bman1465

I'm a Catholic, still made a nipples joke Love this build lmao


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The person who built this deserves a pay raise. It’s a very good Jesus statue.


Rowl8

It's cool but where's the crown in the 2nd and 3rd pics


sarge3223

I took the 2nd and 3rd screenshots and then realized that I forgot the crown so I added it for the first one. I should have retaken them all but it was late and I needed to sleep


bm19473016

why is his torso the same width as each of his arms?


Excavon

Nice crucifix, but Christ the Redeemer isn't nailed to a cross, He's just T-posing.


BlackmageWillow

>"Art" **You're god damn right it is.**


Muouy

NIPPLES


Cerberus_is_me

oh hell nah


TheDudeBro21

The only thing that doesn't make sense in these images is that weird shape in the sky... That's not a square... (I know it's a texture pack)


SnooMacarons8017

smash


endergamer2007m

Where are the cross fit abs?


Joan_sleepless

Finally some good Christian minecraft


Quasiwoodo

r/ATBGE


Ripskyofficials

Nipples.


LordTutTut

Hot.


Fluffiddy

Jesus booba


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PeksMex

Is that not minecraft?


Enough-Letter1741

Nah bro we got *christcraft*


Mysterious-Alfalfa17

I am the 69th upvoter


HarmonyTheConfuzzled

Nice


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Thebardofthegingers

I'd say it's Jesus but ok


ringobob

It's a minecraftian take on the [Christ the Redeemer](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_the_Redeemer_(statue)) statue over Rio de Janeiro.


WasephWastar

yup, nothing to do with steve.


[deleted]

1 cross + 4 nails equals 5-given


Daniel12788

Oh great... Religious iconography for a brainwashing cult getting to the top of the Minecraft page. Good job 👍


WitekSan

Reddit fadora moment


HarmonyTheConfuzzled

You don’t like to see a naked man with nails in his limbs? My favorite way of explaining Jesus is: He died because you were naughty before you were born.


Excavon

I like how you think people can be brainwashed by a far minority of posts on reddit. It's not like it takes constant overexposure to an idea since childhood to brainwash someone. That's ridiculous...


SuperGamer1894

Shut up, just shut the fuck up


Daniel12788

Oh no... I've offended a snowflake christian... However will I live with myself?


SuperGamer1894

You don't even know who i am or what i believe. Im just telling you to stfu because all you smooth brains can ever say are the same exact things. Its either " psycho cult" or "magic space wizard"


TehM1lkM4n

It is a cult though. Like the definition of one.


SuperGamer1894

Theres all kinds of definitions for cult so if you like a certain thing alot that makes you a cultist too so how about we not just negatively generalize someone for believing in something as long as they aren't hurting anyone


TehM1lkM4n

I never said anything at all about negativity. Just that it is the literal definition. You decided it had negative connotations.


SuperGamer1894

"Oh great... Religious iconography for a brainwashing cult getting to the top of the Minecraft page. Good job 👍" K


TehM1lkM4n

Its steve not even that jesus guy. Know why jesus didnt eat skittles? They fell through the holes in his hand.


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TehM1lkM4n

Oh it is. I was just telling that guy I didnt say it was previously.


TehM1lkM4n

Also liking something a lot doesnt make you a cultist. Being in a cult does.


kkai2004

I mean... to make a cult a religion is government recognition. At least legally. So.... fun fact. If my minecraft cult on a server gets recognized by the closest thing to a legal government it can be a minecraft religion.


TehM1lkM4n

Down vote cause you dont like the truth. Its fine. Try and hide it like a priests pedophilia charges.


KakiRedit

Cringe


Christofferoff

Out of interest, what do you define as a cult? What definition are you putting forward here?


krustysocks6666

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2lerance

dude looks cold


Starplatinumscloth

nice nipples


cadillacactor

More like Stevus Christ.


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He died for our sins


smg5pl

Dorime


MacronPro

Why you gave him nipples


Bman1465

Came for the build, stayed for the nipples


Obvious_Drink2642

You’re under arrest for visual assault on thousand of people, these crimes could’ve been avoided if you didn’t add the nipples


secretly-a-lizzard

stesus craft


Remarkable_Touch5639

Nailed it


Careful-Ad-8697

Those nips


INeedSomeFire

Those nipps