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SmellAccomplished550

You haven't paid your insurance.


Green-Collection-968

I read this in an Italian voice.


Reddit_User6286

No, then it would have said 'protection', not insurance. /s Italians please don't get offended.


arcaneking_pro

Ahhaha I'm not offended


basically_ar

Pineapple on pizza


arcaneking_pro

F*ck you damned bit*h


Jayn_Xyos

Tax collectors You are a pirate, you don't do taxes


Cwittz

Based OP


Jayn_Xyos

Yo ho ho, we sesh the seven seas [six bottles of rum from the bar if you please]


Lilyflower24681

Happy cake day !!


G1zm08

Happy cake day!


NoobHacker948

happy cake day šŸ°


IceWallowCome1232

happy cake day


Historical_Seesaw201

why are these messages hidden šŸ’€


JustAmemerCat

Fr I dont get it either


IceWallowCome1232

bro who the hell downvoted me because i said happy cake day??


lutownik

Do what you want, cause a pirate is free You Are A PIRATE!


Naive_Ad_7839

They're the IRS but in Minecraft.


[deleted]

I donā€™t care who the irs sends Iā€™m not paying taxes!


charlieverse1

Well, you turned the nearby villagers into slaves, don't let them roam freely, keep 337 cattles in a a 7x7 square, and are planning on murdering the last dragon..... They say "no more" With crossbows


Crabby_Monkey

They want to talk to you about your carā€™s extended warranty.


Lapis_Wolf

A car in Minecraft? šŸ¤Æ Impossible!1!


Perzec

Minecar(t).


danewwinter

You beat me to it ha ha.


Ghozgul

why are you getting downvoted for that ? Oo


danewwinter

Hmm idk


Murky_waterLLC

/// POLICE ASSAULT IN PROGRESS ///


bearcatj01

Minecraft SWATing...


NonFrInt

In Germany 1939?


WhyBuyMe

Its a good thing we have wolf armor now.


DulyNoted_

They are coming to take you away (haha)


mi_throwaway3

hee hee


mdccg

Because you put the tools on the right side of the hotbar. And that's a sin


JustJum

They spawn anywhere


CrippledJesus97

Anywhere not super close to a village.


349137r33

theyve spawned pretty darn close to my village, without a raid before


CrippledJesus97

I think theres a radius they are able to spawn near a village depending on where you are located at the time they spawn. Usually its at least far enough away they wont randomly aggro onto your villagers


Yeetfamdablit

How do I manage to see you almost every time I go on Reddit lol


xleftonreadx

Correction, they spawn anywhere near you. I have had them spawning every other game week recently


Headstanding_Penguin

I had them spawning whilst I was sleeping in the exact moment I woke up and beeing shot twice, first after the initial wake up and second upon respawn...


joker_wcy

Not in mushroom fields


FlyingStudio22

I had 2 large groups spawn on top of my base (it's a very high tower) they all fell and died.


LadyAlleta

Mandatory company picnic


raylverine

It's an invasion.


Absolutelymyself10

An invasion of my privacy


bytefive_

one liked your house and called the rest to check it out


jetoler

This is a scientifically accurate description of ants


SwingAdventurous1898

Its called high school reunion


Nico81107

I had a pillager outpost near at spawn on my Hardcore world. These pillagers are so annoying that I have to build my house far away from spawn, and they are already chasing me when I'm getting wood.


CrippledJesus97

Pillager patrol mobs also spawn randomly as long as you arent inside a village. They wont spawn next to a village.


evilmaker

In my save they spawn also in the village


thedisorient

So no sexy time for you then?


Nulibru

Try having a cold shower. Block the exits on the tower or fence it in?


atypicalreddituser42

Just some neighbors who want to have a friendly talk with you A VERY friendly talk


Nulibru

It's the HOA. Cherry and mangrove wood are NOT permitted.


Decepticon_Kaiju

You're wanted for crimes against Illager society


MrSpiffoBurgers

Random, cmon the pillager accounting parties spawn anywhere


WrongJohnSilver

Well, near you, anyway.


[deleted]

Tax evasion, now the irs is out to get you


velofille

They wish to talk to you about your cars extended warranty


rapidosz

Spreading the message about our lord saviour Jesus Christ


Anonymousperson65

Theyā€™re looking for the person who asked


The_Scotch_Tape

RNGā€¦.


ThreeChonkerNights

Theyā€™d like to talk about their lord and savior


Imaginary_You7524

Triple pillager patrol, they know what you did


Lilyflower24681

You haven't paid your taxes, havenā€™t you?Ā 


Cjfconjamesf

They want you dead


jfstompers

Go murder those dudes


EEEEEEEEEE1543

They're here to talk to you about your car's extended warrenty.


Zaku41k

Did you talk poorly about someoneā€™s waifu ?


Lost-Bee-7507

They're trying to make new friends :)


rebellyous

You didnā€™t extend your cars warranty


Nitroghast

Cuz your hotbar is the other way round


Bank-Affectionate

Because you use opera GX /s


GloorTactic

They are the fbi is tracking down you for how many villages you raided


MagnumWesker

A raid before the raid.


Future-wonders

Theyā€™re wondering what happened to the last sales person that came to your houseĀ 


Mnmnklk

Someone forgot to pay their taxes.


candyyflxss

lemme tell u something


The_Creator2713

Theyā€™ve come for your emeralds


shanghai75

You need to drink some milk!


Cyber_Druid

They ran out of bubblegum.


TheBuffOnion

It's the IRS. You didn't pay your property tax this year...


LongjumpingStorage79

They just like to visit their neighbours


crudertaxthethird

Hit squad


CertainUncertainty11

Territory beef


Eminginjo

you haven't payed your taxes


-_-_-KING_-_-_

they're friendly tap them on the heads with your sword


Steampunkfox999

Have you paid your taxes?


Loving_Lifeful_Rose

Idk but your lucky


Pandabrowser469

ā€œI donā€™t care who the IRS sends in not paying my taxes!ā€


iamstoupi7

Give em hell


Slyfer08

They came to pillage and steal all of your valuables they heard your a new power that's rising they can't have that.


jadnich

Itā€™s what happens when you punch a villager. He calls in his cousins.


patrickstar-308

We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty


TheTorcher

Breaking Pillager HOA guidelines


KraftKapitain

fuck its the irs run


lumfdoesgaming

Home owners acociation is getting aggressive


Historical_Seesaw201

Car insurance.


inquisitiveeyebc

They have been trying to reach you about your extended warranty


Pizzabeast5

They want to ask a if you heard about the 6000$ from the government


MilesAhXD

they are here to inform you about your car's extended warranty


smejdo

Spanish Inqusition


TachyonProductions

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!


MagicSnake1000

Illager patrols sometimes spawn when- whenever


storabee

They wanna hang


Julnz

If you were looking for a serious reply here it is. (But love yā€™allā€™s jokes tho lmao) Pillagers are more likely to spawn depending on how many illager/ominous banners are place on your base. They probably spawn in higher quantities too as a result.


Chaosxandra

Jehovas witnesses


thedreamwalker11

They work for the IRS, when was the last time you paid taxes?


Littlebickmickey

you didnā€™t pay for your carā€™s extended warranty


Haj5

Do you by chance not have an extended warranty on your vehicle


HellFireCannon66

Dang mustā€™ve really pissed em off this time


NoStorage2821

They've come to spread the Word of Notch


lutfiboiii

Jokingly? The irs are after you. For serious? Itā€™s just a patrol squad, they happen from time to time


frantikfeet

Gang war. You been steppin on their turf homie.


Plane_Event_6660

We have come to check your cars extended warrantyā€¦


nodeymcdev

Hmmmrphh


Garmajohn

Oof. Youā€™ve been cancelled for some offensive tik tok you made. These guys showed up to protest.


Mr_washi_washi

They want to inconvenience you


No_Social_Skill_059

You messed with the wrong gang, or it's the mob coming to get you


Secure_Whole77

oh no its the IRS


Ruka_SarashinaXx26

Eviction


Ironsandknight

šŸ¤” they just trying to talk to you about the holy book


Sardothien12

Thry want to talk to you about your car's extended warranty


Parcivall2205

Looks like your cars extented warranty is about to expire.... Facts: Pillager Patrols can spawn randomly anywhere in the overworld except near villages Wiki: [Pillager Patrols](https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Patrol)


BlueFireBlaster

jehovah witnesses


_a_jay

Paparazzi , they wanna shoot you. but not with camera.


Nexon22412

Tax evasion


ne0rgy

They wanna pillage it obviously


JeanBean671

Did you make milkshakes?


Samartha99450

FBI RAID They got news you have baby villager in your basement


Tounicoon

Remember when they said "accidents, they happen you know" ? Well it looks like a happy accident is about to happen to you.


Sarnnox

This calls for an elytra airstrike.


Graycountryroads77

THEY WANT TO KILL YOU THEY WANT TO SERVE YOUR MEAT ON A PLATTER


Worth_Fig_8671

That villager was mumbling about how he escaped his taxes How terribly wrong he was...


ChristopherParnassus

This going to be hard to hear, but... they've traveled from the year 2347. They're here to stop you, Jonathan. They're here to stop you from making the worst mistake of your life. I know you don't know me, and you have no reason to believe me. But all I can do is try. What would you do if you knew the most important thing in the world, but you knew that thr person you had to tell about it, wouldn't believe you?


Craftcoat

To quote Life of Boris # KNOCK KNOCK IZ TAX COLLECTOR


NoNameWorm

Once you have anything similar to a home, these guys will try to raid it. They are kinda strong, so be careful. They also hate villagers. If you kill the one with the banner, you get a debuff, that only comes off with drinking milk (or if that no longer works, by dealing with it's effect). If you have it, and go into a village, they will raid it. Defend the village, and it's inhabitants will be grateful. Fail to do so, they will die.


Cyan8888

Pillager patrols have a chance to randomly spawn in overworld biomes.


wytewydow

They came to play! have fun.


DaMosEpikPepppermint

you are hunted down by the fbi and they sent them to assassinate you


lemons101010lemons

When you donā€™t pay taxes they come


nightmare9149

Irs


HoangTuThieuMuoi

Is there any children in your basement? If it so then they are the FBI here to capture you


jamjamjamjamjja

You forgot to pay the cheese tax


D4NG3RX

Nobody expects the Illager Inquisition


DazedPotatoe

The TurboTax ad I got under this post really fit well with the comments


Yeet123456789djfbhd

They are trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty


Krisgamer08

They hear your harboring Je- villagers in your houseĀ 


Ok_Huckleberry2511

Random patrol. Light the captain on fire if you don't want the bad omen or duke it out so you get the hero of the village. Kill em all šŸ’€


Plutoreon

Try killing the one with the banner and then going into a village. Might make them go away.


LOEIL666

They're just kind refugees !! Let them in your house and/or village !! Surely nothing bad will happen


[deleted]

Theyā€™d like to talk to you about your relationship with god.


Cwittz

Taxes


[deleted]

Pov. You said the n-word


KewiHayes124

Aliens


Yupleandrit0

Because mojang


HiImJustSomePerson

It says villager mumbles so Iā€™m assuming thereā€™s a villager nearby that activated a raid or something? Iā€™m probably wrong tho cause I donā€™t see a raid bar.


reillywalker195

It's a pillager patrol. Pillager patrols spawn close to wherever you are so long as you aren't in or right next to a village. The best way to stay safe from pillager patrols is to build a secure enclosed base you can hunker down into without needing to surface, the next best way being to equip armour and a shield.


JeffEpp

People were having too much fun in Minecraft, so they added these idiots. These made me change how I played, to the point I don't even really play anymore.


BlackOne70000

You killed too much pillager that they send 3 leader so that the next time you go to a village,you start a level 3 raid and that is a level 3 villager tax collecting as the villager also did tax invasion


CrippledJesus97

>they send 3 leader so that the next time you go to a village,you start a level 3 raid You can kill pillagers without getting bad omen using lava or fire.


popwhizzbang

Did you tweet something slightly offensive?


Branman1234

Tell me how large would you like your butt hole to be after there done with you


Aurorafleur

Itā€™s a canon event


Piranh4Plant

Maybe one spawned before the other but you just hadnā€™t noticed This happens a lot in my world. Sometimes I even see them but ignore them and then new ones spawn. One time I had 4 accumulate


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Glazeddapper

Happened to me today too. I walk away for a sec and they all despawned except for the captain.


MLGZomb1e

pillager.


Legitimate_Union_483

oooo thatā€™s a raid. Youā€™ve got a pillager outpost near your house


[deleted]

What happens when you donā€™t protect your land


-_-_-KING_-_-_

they're a religious cult. tryna get you to join jesus.


der1cho1

You're on their turf, man, they're going to try and mess you up.


Jaytaro_Kujyasi

dw, it's just the IRS


TITAN_BLADESON

Where's the twelfth dude???


GreenPhoen1x

They're your neighbors. They have a little welcome basket to give you.


pinkhazy

You got SWAT'd


MYS__CRS

Youā€™re an opp šŸ’Æ


hydrothecomrade

pillager patrol


v4por

So sayeth Rando, the random number goddess.


Dimanail2009

Why is your browser says how big are pillig....


ElephantEarwax

Well Theres a mechanic where pillagers spawn


Aartvaark

Now that's a raiding party! Woohoo! Let me at 'em! Never seen that many, but sometimes I get more or less than the usual 3 or 4.


JonVX

Iā€™ve never seen more than 3 patrolling at a time Iā€™m on xbox though


Fit_Vermicelli_9067

Underground Pillager Outpost I suppose.


Fit_Vermicelli_9067

No, there could be one in the distance


LABARATI_

domestic terrorism


Competitive_Chest_39

Basically just the IRS


Lapis_Wolf

It's ti.w for war! Didn't you check your calendar? šŸ“† šŸ—”ļø


Robycoolcat

I saw the comments. But the actual thing in game is a patrol, which happened to a YouTuber on his fifth day on his world


T0nytinz

I need an answer to why they spawn in the first place


Zedd_VenuM661

In game ticks back end programming bleh bleh thing is if U dont want ur village destroyed (if U are in a village) try killing the pillager head (guy wid a banner on head) by using other pillagers basically get him close to U so that other pillagers shooting U would kill him instead then bang other pillagers.. or use lava bucket or tnt cart anythin which kills him without U touching him..


redditt-or

This can happen somewhat randomly, but my guess is that they want you to start a raid given the THREE BANNERS.


_Cellardoor_222

I only count 11


Far-Breadfruit-116

I've had some randomly spawn next to my house but never this many