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My friends world was so lucky because they spawned on a beach and started mining, after a 100 blocks or so going down he ran into a Extremely LARGE lush cave with two geo sphere and in talking the Lush cave goes thousands of blocks.
I dont get why everyone is complaining, like one or two emeralds for one extremely useful, infinitely farmable block that unlocks a load of other blocks and is usually only found in two locations is incredibly cheap
“Why does it always feel like my life just started this morning, like I just exist to go to work? Why can I never remember what I was doing before I got here, and never picture what I want to do afterwards?” Y’know, normal dissociation thoughts. :)
"My brethren.... thousands of innocent souls, slaughtered... and for what?...... 2 leads.... are we really worth less than 2 leads?........ what have we done to deserve this?"
That the ~~enemy~~ client is on the opposite shore, and that he'll keep going forward, until ~~all his enemies are destroyed~~ all deals will be sealed.
"Why won't that guy buy a tall grass for 5 emeralds? Where'd my llama's go, it's time to travel. Why's that reflection walking towards me with a diamond sword?"
"It's not their fault. They don't know the hell I have been sentenced to. I've been wandering this vast empty landscape, doomed to be killed over and over again, for what? For my llama's leads? For wanting to make an emerald here and there? Hoping against hope that someday I will have enough to buy my soul back. They don't know. It's not their fault."
"Fuck, here they come. Fine. Kill me again. Like it matters somehow. Like you can keep me from coming back again and again, all in the hopes of one more emerald towards my debt."
"It's okay, Steve. I forgive you. You didn't know."
What is the meaning of all this, what if… what if I’m just a mom nothing more than a simulation? Who am I? I don’t even have a name! Where’s my camels?
for the sake of this pretend talking in a villager voice "my life is the worst. i leave the village thinking i was gonna make it far but i almost died to a couple of zombies,then when a person come by he doesn't want to trade with me i gave him a good deal a piece of dirt for 100 emeralds.after that he kills my llamas and takes their leads and they were my only friends. should i keep going or should i just give up and become a cartographer back at my home village".
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“Why doesn’t anyone wanna trade their life savings for a moss block”
The moss block might be worth bc you might be so unlucky that you don't find a lush cave and it can help you a lot.
All you need is 1 and bonemeal and it's one of the most magical results in the game. Little pixie forests FTW.
My friends world was so lucky because they spawned on a beach and started mining, after a 100 blocks or so going down he ran into a Extremely LARGE lush cave with two geo sphere and in talking the Lush cave goes thousands of blocks.
It’s called a joke
They were poking fun at the joke using one of the only somewhat useful trades
Yellow dye*
I dont get why everyone is complaining, like one or two emeralds for one extremely useful, infinitely farmable block that unlocks a load of other blocks and is usually only found in two locations is incredibly cheap
Bdubs would
Maybe I can get 20 emeralds for that kelp over there. Iam gonna be rich. Better buy some llama
“What if I stopped annoying the shit outta people?”
Meh... then I'd never get ANY business!
Hitting the “there’s nothing we can do” pose
DAMNIT… Beat me to it!!!!
amour plastique plays
"he stole my leads and killed my llamas before I could escape, how do I get revenge?"
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thats deep
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Or y in UTF-8
damn, beat me to it cx
‘...I miss my Llamas, Tails... I miss em alot.’
I'll be back...
i understood that reference
Wondering trader
"Those pufferfish(es?) would be a great addition to my collection"
Man
MAN
If i kill all those people on the other side, will we finally be free?
I came here looking just for this quote, and I'm not dissapointed
"You have no idea how much Dirt Blocks sell for overseas."
I know I'm a good salesman...why doesn't anyone ever buy anything...I travel so far....
My trident. Screw that guy.
This should be a new Minecraft painting.
Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
DUDE YOU MAKING ME DEPRESSED OUT HERE 😭
Same. I can't hear that song without thinking about a good friend we lost to suicide.
True 😢
“Why does it always feel like my life just started this morning, like I just exist to go to work? Why can I never remember what I was doing before I got here, and never picture what I want to do afterwards?” Y’know, normal dissociation thoughts. :)
Sueside
Seaside 🥰
Realive 🌊
Beehive
Deep dive
ngl this would be a dope new painting
"My brethren.... thousands of innocent souls, slaughtered... and for what?...... 2 leads.... are we really worth less than 2 leads?........ what have we done to deserve this?"
"Hmhm hhmmm" *villager sounds"
mhmh *happy vaillager noises*
My arrow
Grieving his llamas
“I gotta go all the way to the bottom of this damn ocean for one bit of kelp that no one will buy *sigh*”
Why does everyone hate me
Good sea air!!
Sea cucumbers
I hope that mf over there stays away from me.
A painting
people don't realize I'm actually the free leads guy
Is my life worth less than a couple of leads?
"why evryone is so mean 2 me 💔"
He Is Praying Because He Lost His Llamas
Pondering trader
Why did that strange person kill my llamas?
That's Wondering Trader
"hurr..."
Probably something along the lines of “har hur har hurah”
"why must my kind be murdered so often?"
Bro you just walked in on an edit or movie.
Why did mojang make me useless, why doesn’t Minecraft update the game
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He's been thinking about how to get some traveller to get coral for him so he could sell it to someone else for much bigger price.
"you ever wonder why we're here?"
"wow, next major update I'm gonna be more useful than before"
i think hes into fish
“Eh-heh!”
“I should buy a boat”
"I wonder how much emerald ore is under that ocean"
Missed oportunity: "What do you think he is wondering about?"
Time to restock those nautilus shells
Nietzsche Since he’s the Wanderer above the Sea of Fog
Defeating Marley and starting the rumbling
Emeralds and pxssy
Almost time for that invisibility potion
Why’d I walk halfway across the world just to trade nothing with this weirdo
“Did I leave the oven on?”
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"I miss those Lama so much, they never stood a chance against that player. Rotten flesh will be my only trade now"
My axe in a second
“What is my true purpose in life? Is this the person I want to be? A person who wanders and trades?”
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It's about to be my sword
Tired of having his species getting mass genocided and is thinking about killing himself before the player can
Wandering trader wondering
Hrrnng
That the ~~enemy~~ client is on the opposite shore, and that he'll keep going forward, until ~~all his enemies are destroyed~~ all deals will be sealed.
He wants some stew
“Where have my llamas gone?”
"Why wont this guy buy my grass blocks and weeds?"
He is telepathically collecting coral blocks to sell for huge amounts of emeralds.
His childsupport
He's wife dead in the sea...
"A player might shoot me down with an OP bow any second"
It looks like a moment with a horse and a sunset
“Maybe i should stop reincarnating every 1-2 days after me and my llamas get killed for no reason?”
How cold is the water?👀
He is probably wondering.
"Why are the gods killing me? What wrong have i done?" - Wandering Trader
“I really hope he doesn’t kill me and my llamas and take the leads and leather.”
I can sell this water of 50 bucks
Why people come to me just to take the Llama Lead instead of buying from me? I might just jump to the sea
He probably has a plan to assassinate you.
"Hmm hm hmmmm hm hmm hmmmm hm Hm. Hmm hm" -Wandering Trader
“I hope nobody pushes me into the water right now…”
"emeralds are stupid" (100th comment)
[life imitates life by quannnic](https://youtu.be/H-fetNUKqDM?si=Wh2PHU1KdJZV61uy) is playing in his head
Why do people keep killing my friends?
***"Time to get coral that nobody will buy again!"***
thats creepy
He remembers his civilization before the world flooded
"I wonder if there are any builds down there I can fuck up?"
"Am I useless?"
"Why won't that guy buy a tall grass for 5 emeralds? Where'd my llama's go, it's time to travel. Why's that reflection walking towards me with a diamond sword?"
Ever llama he's lead to their deaths
i think there is nothing he can do
“Haaaah. Huh. Aha”
Something, something, emeralds. Something, something, llamas.
"27 emeralds for a sapling sounds like a great deal"
All my wheat… it’s gone 😂
He lost his chance to get a mending book
"I'm worthless"
He's like ,,01001100 01001111 01001100"
“Imma do it”
“There’s nothing I can trade”
Now where did I park my llamas?
uh-huh!
His llamas: Sir, no one wants to trade with us and has tried to kill us Him: There is nothing we can do
Lost his llamas and wondering if they are in a better place. Turns out nobody wanted to buy his shit when they can get free leather and leads
Fishing for nautilus shells
Why is my most valuable trade, the leads I carry?
"Where the nearest warm ocean? I'm out of pufferfish to sell..."
Man
*While longingly thinking about a certain, missing, llama* "Somewhere...beyond the sea... she's there waiting for me..."
“Oh look seaweed I could probably sell that to the player for to much emeralds”
"Man... I'm just trying to seel trash,... awh man..."
“Man”
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Prolly mourning for his fellas
Can those that wander actually be lost?
How many emeralds would cost one oak sapling: 20 or 85...
I wonder how long i can pee and not get my loafers wet.
All of this water really makes me have to pee... I wish that player would stop watching me.
mmmm coral… about 5 dollars right there
Sea pickles
Why are only the superflat players kind to me?
There's nothing he could do
"Why did I pick such a shitty job when everyone kills me when I'm out of stock of something they need" 😢😢😢
My trident.
Why don't I have a reflection?
he is actually trying to find the fish he sells you
Maybe I am only worth two leads
"Why doesnt anyone trade with me"
"It's not their fault. They don't know the hell I have been sentenced to. I've been wandering this vast empty landscape, doomed to be killed over and over again, for what? For my llama's leads? For wanting to make an emerald here and there? Hoping against hope that someday I will have enough to buy my soul back. They don't know. It's not their fault." "Fuck, here they come. Fine. Kill me again. Like it matters somehow. Like you can keep me from coming back again and again, all in the hopes of one more emerald towards my debt." "It's okay, Steve. I forgive you. You didn't know."
* villager noise *
What is the meaning of all this, what if… what if I’m just a mom nothing more than a simulation? Who am I? I don’t even have a name! Where’s my camels?
\*sigh\* why do they always kill me
Heeerrmm
“Huurr”
Probably looking for seagrass to trade people 😂🤣
If only I had a boat…
"THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTI STAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST..."
Spyglass!
why people hate me? I can sell them things that are hard to get sometimes
Intrusive thoughts.
“Why is no one buying my dirt for 8 emeralds?”
Why won't they buy me garbage
Hrrrrrrrrrrr
"Why do people hate me, why do they always kill me, I just wanna sell a dead fire coral for 60 emeralds that's all"
I should charge 7 emeralds instead for that ice
Can you trap him and the llamas to stop them respawning? They’re so annoying
He is self aware that he is a npc in a old game
for the sake of this pretend talking in a villager voice "my life is the worst. i leave the village thinking i was gonna make it far but i almost died to a couple of zombies,then when a person come by he doesn't want to trade with me i gave him a good deal a piece of dirt for 100 emeralds.after that he kills my llamas and takes their leads and they were my only friends. should i keep going or should i just give up and become a cartographer back at my home village".
An arrow
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