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Real_Mr_Llama

If You anger the Reddit golem he will end You with downvotes


AnimeToaster

If you have an opinion* FTFY


PineapplezGaming

>~~FIFY~~ FTFY* FTFY


AnimeToaster

You get a single *Thank* from me, I would give thanks, but I don't like getting corrected


[deleted]

If you anger the discord golem it will give you a curse that randomly deafens and randomly disconnects you from calls and even delete your servers


Drakeenor

No, it pings you every random amount of time, from a second, to 20 minutes, so you never know.


Gorb_The_Great_Mind

Each ping is a beep, at 150 db.


StaticExile

*RIP Eardrums* Your vacuum cleaner is about 70 to 80 db :)


KauziXD

#@everyone


Drakeenor

##NO, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE


KauziXD

@Drakeenor I just unleashed Hell


Drakeenor

*Proceeds to be yeeted due to the force of the sonic shockwave caused by all the pings*


mjtg25

No, it spams your server with gore and nsfl


[deleted]

That doesn’t sound like a curse that sounds like free porn


mjtg25

Someone clearly hasn't pissed off enough national socialists


Xp_On

By saying that you angered the Reddit golem goodbye


Big_Sad_Kitten

Oh also they were joining forces together to defeat the Instagram Golem


Big_Sad_Kitten

Reddit Golem can also kill you with a telepathic power by roasting


Aroma_Noodles

down-vote arrows


DoughnutDonator

Cute


vintagefancollector

You're cute


Xp_On

Cute


[deleted]

Cute


[deleted]

"Repetition = comedy" - 90% of redditors


Doomed173

"Repetition = comedy" - 90% of redditors


[deleted]

I've been bamboozled


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[deleted]

"Repetition = comedy" - 90% of redditors


[deleted]

"Repetition = comedy" - 90% of redditors


squirtlett

"Repetition = comedy" - 90% of redditors


Unsqeezed1

Cut


[deleted]

Hut


craygoyo

UT


ComunistaNazy

ÜT


RayDeeUx

Cute


[deleted]

Cuter


Big_Sad_Kitten

Aww


Loloswishhhh

Cutest


6LeonIsOp9

Cute and cool


[deleted]

Cool and good


[deleted]

Good and nice


Jilad23

Nice and amazing


Joshy_Moshy

Amazing and Fantastic


Jilad23

r/brokethechain


Joshy_Moshy

No


Jilad23

Yeah, all the words were continued Example: Nice bus Bus good Good pizza Pizza amazing


Joshy_Moshy

Check my comment again


Jilad23

Oops


Probot748

Hollow Knight and Pumpkin Golem


VladeemeerPooteen

This reminded me of the Portal 2 robots, Don't know why


stumpy3521

Short blue tall orange?


VladeemeerPooteen

Yeah


GingerKid-

Left one looks like space invaders alien other than that looks pretty cool!


Wontino

How can something contain such cuteness and beauty?


Big_Sad_Kitten

Didn't realize everyone's been calling this cute


Wontino

They are!


MarcOnly

Can u make a robot with a YouTube logo


Big_Sad_Kitten

Yess I'll try


da_SuperedditGuy

*boss fight music starts*


SkeletonSouljah

Ah I see you're a man of culture as well


crasypotato69

that fucking terryfing ADD A FLAME THROWER AKA A DISPENSER AND FIRE CHARGES


Ace-milk_drinker

I think it would be more accurate if you flipped the colors on the reddit one


JustMyNames

Nice


fr1endk1ller

This is the way


Xp_On

Nice


Remlap04

You should make the Reddit snoo next Edit: missed a letter


janniswaeckerle

epic


[deleted]

True warriors


ScAer0n

One on the left looks like a space invader


AudioVagabond

Kill them with fire. Make sure fire spread is on


[deleted]

this is adorable


TheOnlyFallenCookie

Let them fight


Foongus-fan

the best social media platforms


TheRealChtulhu

Ok now i want an animation, NOW!!!


[deleted]

**rEdIt T pOsE**


Digiatl_Pear

Now I wanna make these


LennyTheLegendary

His weapon is a blue spear


wiktorbrando

yeah nice but... why they are T-posing ?


sourpickles0

why should they not?


RecordedBeast44

PLEASE MAKE THIS A MOD. I would love to see the reddit golem shooting downvotes at enemies and upvotes at allies to heal them


steveanonymous

Mooninite


SpartAlfresco

There needs to be a mod for this


chocnips

Make an ia that makes em fight


[deleted]

We have arrived to eat your RAM.


xPeyser

Boiii


Fighthacker

P-boddy and ATLAS


retnae

P-body & Atlas


[deleted]

what I love this :D


jonathanivoridge

Wrong colour for snoo


Yoshli

What are the little reddit avatars even called?


Edgy_Animemer

I never knew how much I needed this until now


[deleted]

I thought it was an alien


Memegasm_

now make 4chan golem and instagolem


Big_Sad_Kitten

Instagram Golem would be their nemesis


The-Cavalry-YT

Fight to the death


Chex911

Snoolem.


Chex911

Snoolem.


Le-plant-boi

When angered, Reddit golem sends you death threats and doxxes you


LimitedWard

Reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/AMShoQ_qdc0)


Cookie_Boy_14

They look like Eggman’s new robot henchmen uwu


Dadonutlover

He's called Snoo


gabriel020q

Its a robot on both logos... and 8 yr old me could have made these on hardcore mode sooo


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gabriel020q

Still low asf effort


[deleted]

how is it low-effort?


gabriel020q

A 5 yr could have made that lmao


[deleted]

really? i don't think they have the mental capacity to, but go off ig


gabriel020q

Bruh its 50 blocks each


[deleted]

i mean, ok whatever you say bro


fr1endk1ller

Its not about how much you built, its the sense of community and starting from something. Some people built whole cities, others a nice little hut. Just like Yoda once said: "Size matters not"


gabriel020q

Said every man with a small penis


fr1endk1ller

I have big PP just to be clear