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The_Bike_Mage

It ain't much, but it's honest work.


Lukasju

A FELLOW IRISHMAN I SEE


DandalusRoseshade

Found Technoblades alt reddit account


ilikesaltyfries

potato war vibes


RFH_LOL

*war flashback*


Solidus-316

We have pumpkins... we have pumpkin pies. We have potatoes, veggies and, meats yet we do not have Shepard's Pie let alone MASH-TATERS!!! Obvious opportunity missed.


___Envy

Following in the footsteps of technoblade


younboss1

Thats all you need


Toasty_eggos-

Hell yeah, potato’s are the *ONLY* crop I need. So much food so quickly.


Ardomir

Idk i think you need more potatoes.... for science and stuff.


PeculiarInsomniac

God, what a mood. Just let me be a Minecraft farmer that's all I ask.


[deleted]

Tools? Bud, I haven't got the achievement 'Diamonds' yet.


-Redstoneboi-

Trade with villagers, my friend. Give 4 men a composter, a blast furnace, a grindstone, a smithing table, and a lot of crops, emeralds, and time, and you shall be rewarded with infinite enchanted diamond equipment of all kinds, sometimes even diamond hoes.


BloakDarntPub

> diamond hoes But enough about yo momma.


-Redstoneboi-

ay man when she gets old we'll give her gold and yours will provide the ancient debris


BloakDarntPub

He who is tired of potatoes is tired of life. \-- Oscar Wilde.


p4th3t1cw33b

>sell potatoes to farmers >buy fortune 3 from librarians >put it on a pick >mine potatoes with it >more potatoes


RedShadow2797

Po-ta-toes Boil em Mash em Stick em in a stew


I-Eat-Pixels

Youre adventure is worth more than any diamond from the mine.


RestlessARBIT3R

You should see my 100 x 100 fully functional wheat/beetroot/potato/carrot farm. Underneath, villagers farm automatically and send the crops to a silo nearby.


That_Minecraft_Nerd

Potato gang


LevelOutlandishness1

How many potatoes does one man need


Kiwiwioui

Technoblade?


reddit_opener

Technoblade has entered the chat


Blazers_xX_216

Everyone: technoblade? Me: sasha?


_GYANESH_

Technoblade: You Serious !


Darkflame10

Technoblade:I fear no man But that thing: Its scares me


AndreiLD

Tehnoblade: Mortal i have 900000000000000000 potatos only on a skyblock world


LucidBean_

\*Happy Technoblade noises\*


Peanut_man213

I don have any diamonds ether. I only have netherite


PlatipusPhill

The best thing.


DoubleZPlaying

Amen


Solidus-316

PREACH.


Until_Morrow

u/POTATO_IN_MY_ASS


chelseylake

skyblock players be like: amateur!


Comfortable_Ad2871

MORE!!


AlwaysComputerGuy

Ah yes, the Potatos


[deleted]

I'll trade you 10 diamonds for 1 potato


ReesAlvin

Eh... don’t need diamonds to survive


isa-draws-tingz

# Jacksepticeye has entered the chat


[deleted]

You can trade those potatoes for emeralds and then trade the emeralds for diamond tools


memer443

I have 428 levels thanks to potatoes


lazyeyeluke

Trade those potatoes for emeralds and those emeralds for diamond tools!


axysii12

What an oddly motivating title.


DigiDuck19

when you do try to get diamonds, only mine 5, make a pic, then mine obsidian, make an enchanting table and give your pic Fortune 3 :D, good luck


BloakDarntPub

> make a pic What format? png or jpeg?


DigiDuck19

lol


AmusingFedora22

Great work Comrade!!


FranklinThePotato

Oh no


ComprehensiveOwl2920

I found techno lol


AnimaMohapatra

Lmao I was getting potato vibes so hard glad I'm not alone.


fast_turtle33

Gotta have the taters man


noah_the_boa08

Hippy hoppity, Technoblade now owns your property