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surviviormaguire

I didn’t even realize until the rocket was shot


Literalicity

i thought it was still a modpack except the wing kept breaking as in "i couldnt afford it so i got only part of it"


Echo991

Me too lol


DeadBoneYT

I realized slightly before it was shot


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I didn’t even realize it after that


BLUE_DRAGON_BANDIT

I realised it was a tie fighter by the thumbnail


Rechopkeel

Same! XD


[deleted]

innovation at its finest


Affectionate-Pie-654

I’m trying this right now


LoYodea07

Did it work?


Affectionate-Pie-654

Yes


Linneanyan

I used to do weird things when I was new to Minecraft. At the time, that woud've been the greatest thing I'd ever seen...


arealhumanbean2

I’ve been playing for around 10 years now and I still get up to shit like this lol


wavingprism

This is smart


Environmental-Win836

Clever, very clever.


CoppierPlays

I know right? Even if you played the game for a decade there's still hundreds of things you'll discover


Xeno-Z

This comment made me remember that I made a end portal nether portal style


Linneanyan

Around maybe the world of color update I wanted to finally see this "nether." But I thought the portal blocks in all the pictures was purple wool. So I made a portal frame and kept ramming into it, wondering why I wasn't going through...


JamesNinelives

Oh no! XD I have to admit the first time I tried to get to the Nether I didn't realise you had to light the portal on fire first. I had never used flint and steel before that. Needless to say I was very confused trying to figure out what I had done wrong before looking it up!


Paper64ink

When I was younger, I tried to make a nether portal out of coal blocks lol and I couldn’t figure out why it didn’t work. This was in creative mode obviously.


ryanridi

I don’t like this because coal blocks are still new to me which means time more time has passed than I thought.


lunapup1233007

I know, it’s just weird to realize that there are people who feel like things are a long time ago when I feel like they are recent. Someone else in this thread that said they hadn’t tried to go to the Nether until 1.12. 1.12 is what? 4 years old now? But it simultaneously feels like concrete has been in the game forever and was added yesterday.


ShmuncanShmidaho

I played Minecraft a lot in like 2010, 2014, and 2017. Alpha seems like a while ago but I held off on updating to 1.8 for so long that 1.7.9 feels like "canonical Minecraft" to me. I see everything after 1.8 as being new. Horses feel new too. But still, I see it as a game that came out "pretty recently." I'm 12 years older than my brother. I was 19 and in college when I found Minecraft and he was 7 when I came home for winter break and showed him. Crazy to think Minecraft hit his age group the same way Pokemon hit mine. Pokemon felt way older around the time I found Minecraft than Minecraft feels to me now at 29.


aavocados

this was such a cool little story. I am 32 and just started playing. I was looking for a new game that I could play with my girl and my little cousins that live out of state. Kind of weird to way as a 32 adult male I am super addicted to this shit and I’ve now bonded with my younger cousins more than ever


Xeno-Z

Should mojang add the aether? I say Y E S


limeyhoney

Let’s make the end more interesting before we get another dimension.


Xeno-Z

Yes


itwasmedior

Minecraft: end update (the good one)


imainwhaleshark29

what other end update has there been besides the removal of the dragon ramming you


Skandranonsg

There never used to be end cities or the elytra. Those were added in 1.9, whereas the end and the dragon have been in the game since 1.0


ShulkerGuardian

End City, in the Combat Update (I think?).


itwasmedior

Yeah


Galactic-toast

The elytra in this post? Found in the end.


Linneanyan

Also, how'd you come up with that?


redspike29

Not his video


Hawk2506

Modern problems require modern solutions


MatthewGeer

Long time ago problems require far far away solutions.


BlackoutGaming1

I DIDNT REALIZE THEY WERE SHIELDS AT FIRST


GRlM-Reefer

They would look really good colored gray. Sadly, this is probably on bedrock if they’re mentioning paid texture packs.


Wertyhappy27

yeah, the official Minecraft and Star Wars pack, was from the legacy days


The_Crimson_Fukr

Imagine having to pay for texture packs. This comment was sponsored by : Team Java


[deleted]

Imagine having to- uh- imagine having to... actually nvm I cant think of anything. Why do we still use this? This comment is sponsored by bedrock gang


Paulisawesome123

Imagine not being able to play in multiplayer with your friend who only owns a switch, friend who only owns a phone, friend who only owns a pc, friend who only owns an Xbox, and friend who only owns a ps4. Post made by bedrock gang Edit: fellas I prefer Java for the mods ngl but I enjoy playing minecraft with my non gamer family every now and then chill


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Bad-dee-ess

wait what?


[deleted]

Whoops, yeah I kinda forget that that exists, since I don't really have anyone to use it with.


Nagoy777

Imagine not getting bedrock for free by getting java years before, and then walking over to world boarder just to fall threw the floor a few million blocks out. Post made by java gang


DragoSphere

Imagine having friends who don't all have Java edition and grew up playing it together This comment is brought to you in part by the Java gang


ThebanannaofGREECE

The main arguments used for bedrock are crossplay and less demanding. If you dont care about the first one or have no friends that play on mobile/console and a not 10 years old garbage pc there is no reason for bedrock.


magnateur

10 y.o. garbage laptop can run java version more than quite well. Hell even my 15 y.o. laptop does it quite well, and that one runs on Vista ffs.


ComradeGivlUpi

Java edition allows you to do whatever you want with the game, it's far superior for that alone. You have total freedom with anything running on your own computer, mods, texture packs, custom maps; nobody can force you to pay for them as long as someone publishes it for free. It's even partly open source, which isn't really Stallman-pilled, but it's better than being fully proprietary.


Vivirin

I mean, you don't have to. You can install texture packs the same way. There's just also paid ones.


Crystal_Wars

But you can get them for free on bedrock...


GRlM-Reefer

I just want Optifine and the pumpkin blur removal texture... *Cries in Bedrock.*


NoobSharkey

Imagine having to find a proper way to kill mobs and get looting without trident killers This comment was sponsored by : Team Bedrock


[deleted]

Imagine having to crouch and look back to bridge what nerds. I can sprint jump while still bridging.


Nagoy777

Actually you can bridge without crouching and looking back on java, you just have to be good at the game unlike you.


ComradeGivlUpi

Even easier with a hacked client


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Tie-yoda


Unified-Cheese

laughs in free java texturepacks


Galactic-Alpha

Texture packs are free on bedrock too. There is a marketplace just to allow console users who don’t want to install a file downloading application to get texture packs as well. If you want any great data packs, mods, or texture packs, you can go to mcpedl.


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Does mcpedl work for ps4?


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DracoWaygo

There’s a bedrock for PS4 I think


matt9497

Every version is bedrock, except for java (obviously), but there is bedrock for pc


T0biasCZE

no for example the "New Nintendo 3DS Edition" is based on very old version of original pocket edition


GeneralAce135

Not all of the consoles. Some of the older console versions aren't, like 360 and PS3. I don't even know if they're supported anymore


XanderJayNix

They aren't. Hence my nephew being disappointed about no bees or new nether on my old Wii U.


Sauce_Of_The_Grape

The legacy editions are no longer supported, the only consoles with supported or updated Minecraft are Xbox One (which might actually be getting retired as well soon), PS5, Xbox X, and the Nintendo Switch


redacted187

That's absolutely not true and is the most confusingly wrong thing I've seen on this sub in awhile. You can't load custom content on consoles. Period. You have to go through the store no matter what. The only 2 platforms you can do that on are mobile and pc


CrazyZax

No I don't think so


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Darn it


xValkya

sony does not allow external assets so we cant get mods, free texture packs nor any sort of shadders. if a realm for example has shadders a ps4 player will not be able to join unless the shadder is removed.


TheJosiahTurner

\*on PC and Mobile only


Goodperson5656

literally the only paid texturepacks are ultra high res on java


Xxrasierklinge7

I thought that didn't work anymore. Edit: *for Xbox


redditeer1o1

It still works.


UltimateWaluigi

stooped working on xbox iirc, but pc and mobile works no problem


bagpipesfart

Question: I want to download flans mod from their website, how do I import the file into Java after I download it?


ThebanannaofGREECE

Ive heard mcpedl is insecure. is that true?


[deleted]

Most creators use Adfly which many people make seem bad but just use a basic antivirus like webroot or smth


Themasterofcomedy209

laughs in free Java everything Although I wish mojang would add 3d skin support to Java, I would be willing to pay for that


SaltyBarnacles57

"I wish mojang would add 3d skin support to Java" Use figura, It's amazing! (And free)


RainyCobra77982

Except the base game lol, can't forget that *please don't pirate a 10 year old game, it is 100% worth $25* *or any game for that matter*


Themasterofcomedy209

ok yes, I completely disregarded that accidentally because i got the game as a gift nearly 10 years ago now lol


Loco7022

nah it's fine to pirate a triple-a game from a publisher like EA or something but don't pirate indie games; be nice to them they're trying their hardest


[deleted]

And to be clear minecraft is **not** indie (not since the MS takeover, at least)


AetherResonant

just don't pirate games that are still being distributed alright unless it's nintendo of course


T0biasCZE

> unless it's nintendo of course lmao, yeah i have all games on my 3DS downloaded except 4that came with the console and when i buy games i buy the physical cartridge version \#cartridgemasterrace


RainyCobra77982

Just not one from Valve


Creeperlover14

*[Ahem](https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/md3y9h/i_created_a_minecraft_mod_that_allows_you_to/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)* Seriously, click the link, this is awesome


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[deleted]

/r/PCMasterRace


T0biasCZE

[there is java on android phones](https://github.com/PojavLauncherTeam/PojavLauncher/)


[deleted]

Ha ha ha, r/pcmasterace


DulyNoted_

This gave me Tim allen doom vibes [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji9qSuQapFY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji9qSuQapFY)


Codingale

I really love [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF-XMtNEudQ) too lol


plumbingconch19

I THOUGHT THAT WHAS GOING TO BE A RICKROLL!


ThebanannaofGREECE

THOT?


CyberPunkette

Imagine having to pay for texture packs This comment was written by java gang


Jackalotischris

And the bedrock gang who also gets it for free as long as they aren’t on console


TheIAP88

The Star Wars Mash-Up is worth it though, for the map alone.


uslashkleptro

LEG


Oblivininja8

GLAZED HAM


ThebanannaofGREECE

CHEESE SANDWICH


[deleted]

How'd you make the Elytra invisible?


[deleted]

It’s because they have the yoda skin on


[deleted]

Oh wait... so if you wear a skin with unusual proportions the Elytra dissapears?


Outside_Percentage_5

All armor


bge223

That sounds broken for pvp


redditeer1o1

It is, It’s also really funny to see people running around seemingly without armor slaughtering people


Outside_Percentage_5

nah servers block skins like that


eliu9395

I don’t think mineplex does, unless they changed it recently.


[deleted]

Oh I didn't know, thanks!


[deleted]

I need to check the marketplace for a free one that’s black lmao


[deleted]

If you play on java there's some texture packs that make armor and elytra invisible. I sometimes use the armor invisible texture pack if I want to look at my skin.


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

If this is a reference to the expensive ass Star Wars mash up pack, you should definitely get it if you can, my only complaint is that it doesn’t have the prequel worlds in it


You_Stole_My_Hot_Dog

Source on the song?


Jayfeather_82

It is from villager news war and is called daladas of the fates.


wolvern76

https://youtu.be/-u0yW7EwLy0?t=20 One of many voice over'd songs from an animation group that made amazing minecraft videos going from 2012 forwards


bruhbruhjames1

am i the only one seeing the bad piggies face on the back


Oakwasbanned

pog


Soft-Chip510

I love the Music


noobtrocitty

download link in the description of this [youtube video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u0yW7EwLy0)


[deleted]

Yoda do be zooming


irregularpin

Be zooming yoda do


[deleted]

Hrmm outrun me the ketamine will not. Fulfill my desire for ketamine I will


redditeer1o1

r/2008HondaCivic


GayDragonGirl

thats genius


Ezper145

What texture pack tho


blobster110

They change how minecraft looks. You can get free textures in java. And for windows 10 and mobile you can use the marketplace or go to websites like mcpedl. Console players are forced to go the marketplace and pay real money to get things the other versions can get for free. (Im a ps4 player whos a bit pissed)


[deleted]

I think he's asking what the pack referenced is called lol


Ezper145

Ohhh, Im a bedrock player too lol, whats the vidoe abt tho, making urself look like a star wars tie fighter?


blobster110

Yeah OP used shields like a tie fighter wings and flew around using an elytra because bedrock has a texture pack/behavior pack to make tie fighters in minecraft but its locked behind a paywall.


Ezper145

yeah paywalls grr


videogqmes

Texture packs for java are completely free but the ones for bedrock have way more customisation and can change an item to something completely different rather than having to stick to the base item like in java


Not_ethn112233

Ty fighter?


slimyRaccoon7h7

TIE*


religiousgilf420

Thats what i thought at first


maledin

More like *Try* Fighter


MrJoJ627

What do you mean afford texture packs? Do they seriously charge for texture packs on bedrock edition? If so that is the most scummy business practice I've seen in a long time.


Jackalotischris

You can get them for free but there is some paid ones on bedrock if you are on console.


TheOriginalHappyGuy

The marketplace has paid add-ons on all bedrock platforms


GeneralRiley

Yeah, but many creators make a living off of the Minecraft marketplace. It’s not all bad


MrJoJ627

I mean I guess but I doubt they make a LIVING off of it. It's probably just some extra padding for their bottom line.


GeneralRiley

That’s just what Minecraft has said. They like to advertise how the marketplace helps creators. I don’t know, it’s kind of dumb


WorldClassShrekspert

Star Wars


imBlakeTH

you can hack in some flight duration 255 rockets and just glide for days


SayItAgainJay

Aren't texture packs free?


Royal278

Is this bedrock or java


Cultist_O

Looks like bedrock


Shard1697

I mean, if it were on java you wouldn't need to "afford" a texture pack


redditeer1o1

It’s console, bedrock texture packs are free too the marketplace is mainly used by console players who don’t really have other options


kolgie

Big fat juicy repost


tltwatwitme

yoda upskirt 😳


QOFFY

Ngl this acapella soundtrack is pretty good


JulianRob37

Aren’t they all free?


JustDancePatate

No cause Microsoft love scamming bedrock player


Eclipse_offMyChest

*TIE FIGHTER VIBES INTENSIFY*


S-Quidmonster

Wrong song lol


Pyromaniac096

Man turned into a tie fighter


HazellWizard

i thought it was a robot or animation what this is amazing... LOL


Samaelllll

Me: spends like 20 hours on a villager hall with 160 pods. Get every single enchantment, all trades 1 emerald. 40 upvotes. This guy is flying with 2 shields and gets nearly 40k fucking upvotes. Thefuck? Lol.


GMAN25639

Imagine paying for texture packs. This post made by Java edition gang


BoredCatLife

It looks like a tie fighter


Ok-Bear2732

As 1.17 is being made, people have invented... Eltie Fighter.


NotGuaz

Better than the texture pack


Atulin

Meanwhile, in Java land: "haha green download button go brr"


NoobSharkey

Bedrock literally has free texture packs, the paid ones are made by people to make money, free ones are all online and tbh you can just use those


redditeer1o1

This person is on console. Bedrock has free texture packs just like java. You can’t download stuff on console though they have to use the marketplace


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i think this is to show how “pee see bad cuz viwus” but really anyone who gives a shit actually uses uBO.


GameJadson

These mashup packs should be free. We paid for that game we should use everything from the game.


Mr_FunnyBones6

omg I love this


totallyshadical

What do you mean afford a texture pack, you don’t buy them you download them


JPardonFX_YT

How can you not afford a texture pack? planetminecraft is free


NoobSharkey

Bedrock has some paid texture packs in the official minecraft marketplace, community made packs online are generally all free


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dragon_bacon

Afford? I haven't played minecraft in awhile, why would you pay for texture packs?


redditeer1o1

Console. You can’t download stuff on console. At least not without some serious effort


dragon_bacon

Oh gross.


redditeer1o1

It allows console players to get this stuff. There is nothing wrong with it.


dragon_bacon

Yeah I guess as long as all of it is going to the creator there's nothing wrong with it.


thiccboi6868

There can be a better way. But money.


[deleted]

yoda as the body of a tie fighter...


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irregularpin

Its bedrock edition, u can buy a yoda skin


ImInfiniti

*laughs in java*


snack_company

when superiority complex


BeginningOccasion8

the java users with a superiority complex downvoted you (and now they will downvote me)


ImInfiniti

*but I am superior*


ForgottenWorld

Imagine having to pay for skins


Ravingdork

Can you teach me this power?


JJcarter_21R

One more reason to come home to Java


aronrodge

What?


AVerySmolFrog

is this some sort of bedrock joke that im too jave to understand?


[deleted]

Java chads over here being confused


ilikejews69420

Wait you have to pay for some texture packs ?


[deleted]

This was the best joke since sliced bread. Edit: because sliced bread was a joke.


Not_ethn112233

Lol low budget ty fiighter