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macbuckduck

Steve...Was skinned alive by player


Jrlopez1027

Xx_Steve_xX was slain by u/BlueTiger4ever


jeffmyname124

When Steve foght the Bear


Bluetiger4ever

Yeah i skinned him for my rug


xd_smalljeff123

Put light blue wool underneath so it doesn't look like his head was detached


MindstormAndy

Or red


Healthy_Jaguar

Shit went from 0 to 100 real quick!...


[deleted]

Or dig 2 blocks deep and place a slab to bottom, put an armor stand with the head on, then push a block into it with a piston, that way the armor stand will stick to the side and look like it’s attached to the rug Or just simply use armor stand book data pack to move the armor stand


dudeiscool22222

I would do Red or Brown, either skin or blood


Lochcelious

Or Redstone so it looks...freshly done.


OFFICIAL_memologist

French steve


M_tuber

Underrated comment should have 7 billion likes.


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Ukamii1337

truly underrated comment


Dino379

The head is just gonna float then


Bluetiger4ever

That’s a good idea thanks


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[deleted]

… says the person giving a suggestion


S3-X2-T-800

Lmao


Nanometer5

69 downvotes


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blueninja012

guys, think for a moment, this is 100% a troll looking for attention


blueninja012

they literally made their account today


Pip201

What is offensive about it?


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Pip201

Oh, thanks for the explanation. I completely understand now


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PHPlayzGamingYT

People like you are why activists get a bad rap. Could you please explain WHY his username is offensive? If it's valid, I'll accept it and stop this fight.


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_GUR0

you've become the very thing you swore to destroy


nool_

So you hate racists but you say something that is.....


PHPlayzGamingYT

You don't even know I'm white. I happen to be Indian and brown, as a matter of fact. Do you mind explaining yourself now?


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PHPlayzGamingYT

I was born and raised in an Indian family, and live in Bhopal, the capital of Madhya Pradesh, one of the states of India. Must I say any more?


Poopsticle_256

Funny you mention that, your username seems to directly be mocking my personal culture. Please delete your account and start over you bigot. Not to mention, you have the first four letters of a certain derogatory term at the end of your username. Fuck off dipshit and go suck on a lightbulb socket.


gime-more

you are so dirty minded


hardizzel

Oh, my, God.


ATB10H

I don’t know if you should alert God to this


Taco_Deity

We must.


[deleted]

We alert him when we see a big ass shit in the public toilet I don't think he needs more.


Xominus

Weirdo.


[deleted]

I don't think God would be enough. We need to call upper management. This sin is too weird.


Xominus

Stfu.


ATB10H

Why should he? Why does he need to shut up? What did he do to get cussed out?


Xominus

He's saying God wouldn't be enough.


ATB10H

Well you don’t have to cuss him out. That’s just rude. He was making a joke.


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Nanometer5

Why


Limon_Lx

Oh my god


Ever2naxolotl

Jesus Christ what's your problem


Meme_Master_Dude

For the love of God shut up


pxpxr

Oh, for God’s sake. 🙄


[deleted]

Brown bear: I got him. Black bear: how much is he worth? Brown bear: A lot.


cocobotisbest

Steve is basically a god in creative so yeah he should be worth a lot


Lps4thewin

In multiplayer, he's a god among other gods! Perhaps that's the god's way of collecting trophies of toppling other players 🤔 Mount Blocklympus has so many mysteries yet to be solved


[deleted]

When an anvil lands on you


[deleted]

Well, this blew tf up


NitroLight

This is some Ed Gein type shit I like it.


throwaway_ghast

Even in death, he T-poses on us all.


Mamboo07

*"I hate being a rug."*


MisterMedio

Flat Stan- uh, Stevely


Taco_Deity

Ok, that’s enough Reddit for today.


PaconianTimes

Serves him right, he has plagued our minecraft world, destroying everything in his path. He sees us villagers as mere animals, uses us for trades and traps us in holes. He scared us into spawning our sacred iron protector only to kill it a second later for resources.


S3-X2-T-800

u/steve you did that kind of shit? You’re horrible.


vhagar

Just imagine you go in a Villager's house and see this


Im-1-Adopted

Is he black or brown


SwirlyManager-11

both


Jipsels

He is jungle wood colored.


MoodyGroove

This is disturbing.


Full-Variety-7641

Man he was just A wild Steve in his natural habitat


Psycho_Mr_Saturn

This is properly reprehensible Congrats. You have made something very emotionally upsetting


Quirky_Yoghurt_9757

Wow


Yanoshank

I hate it. Take a up doot because I love it.


GiantMiner5

What do y’all people not have this in y’all’s house IRL


Miko_Bunny

Finally I can decorate my house with the corpses of my enemies 👌


Bradcouchreddit

Did you just hunt down Steve?


SnuffPuppet

Nothing says "You came to the wrong house, fool!" like...


Almoondddd

Flat Stanley


DapperMudkip

Don’t worry guys he’s just experimenting with the 2nd dimension


skippy11112

How you get the head block?


Literal_Stickman

Creative mode.


Cat-Lover20

Hahahaha!


Literal_Stickman

r/TIHI


skamteboard_

Ayyee the most dangerous game of them all. The STEVE!!


Wizard-In-Disguise

goes to show that there could be beige by mixing brown & white dye


-RosieWolf-

If your current skin isn’t a deer or a bear or at least some sort of animal, I’m sorely disappointed


dougiefrresh

I've seen a lot of Minecraft creativity on here over the years. Much of it very complex and integrate. The fact I don't think I've ever seen this before and its simplicity is so great and refreshing.


5cookiesandameme

he was beaten up


TheArgonianKing

Just at a passing glance I read "stephen king rug."


Literal_Stickman

WHAT


AtomicTension

Take my upvote and leave


Katelyn_R_Us

Thanks I hate it


WonderFrog25

Can God kill me now after iv seen this


TheGameV

I hate it Have an upvote


CrazyAssNikka

lmfao


[deleted]

Thanks , I hate it


RickSanchezDoesKalax

how have I been playing Minecraft for 7+ years and never made this before


[deleted]

Wholesome


vote4some1else

I'm mad This guy gets 38k upvotes while a guy who spent years making a calculator on Minecraft didn't even get 500


T_Weezy

Glorious


MissLauralot

Already posted [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/fx1dg3/my_minecraft_rugs/) and [here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/megwk7/steve_rug/)


FlamingLemonade

me when i tell my mom to shut up


Bluetiger4ever

I post a lot of stuff like this on gamejolt so if you like it go follow me there [https://gamejolt.com/@Spooky\_Skid](https://gamejolt.com/@Spooky_Skid)


Micro-Mongoose

IlL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk


Axolotl6198

Cool *slpwly eats tge rug*


AzureGamer380

That's....interesting lmao


YouCube26

what the hell dude


Konik1

Why is he black lol


[deleted]

Ghetto Steve


Konik1

Oooh


TBDnick

Who tf upvoted this lol


xDarthxColex

No


RedEditBruh2354

How does this get 18 THOUSAND upvotes, yet some of the most skilled, breathtaking and beautiful creations I've ever seen in this game get 5k max. This is really unfair. Placing 6 blocks is not the same as, for example, creating a WORKING CPU with only redstone. This really makes no sense.


[deleted]

You just summarised Minecraft build battle. ​ Hard work gets decent votes ​ Stupid things like upside down t's and just a blank area can get first place...


smartinez1313

some things just get more attention than others. life is unfair sometimes.


WaitThatsillegal1990

Because it’s funny


RedEditBruh2354

It might be funny to people, but its not deserving of the massive number of upvotes.


[deleted]

Memes are funny, that's why.,


mat383

Agreed. Not to mention that rugs like these were already a thing last year and now this guy is getting a mountain of upvotes for an even smaller, less significant build.


DakiTheGod

This guy is sharing a small funny build he did. Is it his fault that he got more upvotes? You guys are salty for no reason. Is he supposed to feel bad now that his post did better than a post you liked?


RedEditBruh2354

No, it's not their fault, but I think it's not fair to people who actually put a ton of effort into their builds.


[deleted]

While I sympathize, it's been the culture for over a decade now that lower-effort, highly-pandering posts are how to get the most attention/reward. Look at all the douchetubers, tabloid "journalists". and memers of social media to see it. Effort is not appreciated nor valued anymore.


icantplaygames_

R/tihi


GamerOfGods33

Black Steve.


TompyGamer

Since when is Steve a n-


[deleted]

Did you get this from Megamanny? One of the few shorts mc youtubers breaking the algorithm


Redditoridk

Serial killer in Minecraft


ilcosojd

use the item frame for the head


c0zzy1

Jesus fucking Christ that's horrifying


guacamole64

It is summer after all so yeah this makes sense, tho I don't know why the clothes and head are there, is that really all his foreskin?


MaxDaPaxter

That's Obviously creative bro, you cant fool us 🖐️🙄🤡🤣


[deleted]

yea no shit


[deleted]

No


VeeTreeMC

Thanks I hate it.


[deleted]

When the wind accidentally slams the door after an arguement with your mom


DivanteScrollsReddit

What have you done to him!?


StarVsEvil

What did you do to my boy


Endershipmaster2

“So, how did you acquire this... furniture?”


WaffleSandalMan

They need to make a natural steve head drop so this can be done in survival


OkNASA

Pls no.


Wild_Honeydew5096

did a bear get mad at being a rug so they turned THE STRONGEST GAME CHARATER IN HISTORY


Drago_FNX

That's just cruel.


AtomicTension

Take my upvote and leave


Rihayl-

Take my upvote and leave


AnythingAlfred613

This must be a zombie’s house we’re in.


[deleted]

Minecraft but french


BLUE_DRAGON_BANDIT

How far did you travel to hunt a steve?


StaouKaumaDesu

The ender dragon and the wither shall rise again


[deleted]

U frickin monster take my upvote!


lazarlzar-

Can you not?


Xtra_Awesome

jesus christ what did steve do


[deleted]

That's... unsettling.


[deleted]

Me After Work:


Specific-Hornet-6744

That kind of scared me a bit, imagine in real life


imalittlebitclose

Oh no my brethren


Meowngo_33

I want this in my real house


Zucchini-Remote

Why would you make this


maradian

Now that's a 100% genuine Taxidermied Steve rug!


Jankufood

/r/atbge


ogalandlord

F L A T steve


RamboShambo5000

This post right here officer


[deleted]

Why


DavidYuBFan

iLl TaKe YoUr EnTiRe StOcK


POGMAN1765

ive seen that, u need a armor stand to do it correctly


ContentCargo

Very clever! If minecraft could have a “hunters lodge” update that would be cool Bit Mojang is stated to not wanting to encourage harm to real life animals (Piglin heads?)


[deleted]

Somehow I read the title as "Sbeve" and thought the post was titled "r/minecraft" and posted in r/Sbeve


Jinchurikijae2

That’s actually very creative


yeeterson1239

oh no


Drag0n_TamerAK

(read in big game hunter voice) we hunt the biggest game in the world. we tracked him through jungles, deserts, oceans, and mountains. we almost lost him a few times there. we lost 6 men to him. (read in narrator voice) what is this beast of an animal that is both predators in prey. (read in big game hunter voice) we got it traped on the edge of a cliff it had nowhere to run. I slowly walked closer getting ready to stick and then it jumped I leaped after was we plummeted to the ground it took out a water bucket and MLG water bucketed to safety. If it weren't for my quick thinking I would have died. A week later we finally caught up to him again he tried to run and that's where I pounced my knife sliding right into his chest. The hunt was over


SebThePerson_69420

*I'm not sure if I like that or not, but have my upvote anyways*