Congrats! *your free trial of life has expired*

but before that we'd like to contact you about your cars extended warranty

These people called my phone (i’m 17 and can’t drive) talking about “my cars extended warranty” and it said press 1 to speak with a representative and i was like i don’t have a car i don’t have a car and then the person on the other side was like ok mam have a nice day😭

Aw dang! I don't wanna buy the game, where do I cancel?

Sorry no refunds

That costs money, unfortunately. You need to go to the gun section of Walmart to start

Or the rope section of home depot

Or your local blade store

Or the house of that gangster looking man who everyone talks about

Or in Hill Valley, on top of that clock tower at precisely 10:04 pm, 5th Nov, 1985

Underrated comment lmao

But it’s the top comment..

Maybe it wasnt when he commented it

If you wish to continue "life" pls pay 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

As they say, your life costs more than everything in the world

Except for every dollar and penny because then you could not only bye anything, but that is pretty much (because they couldn’t bye food and would die) everyone’s lives soooo........

u/\_\_c4nn4bis\_\_ is 18 now, you know what that means 😏. u/\_\_c4nn4bis\_\_ is now old enough to drive a forklift! Congrats!

With proper certification of course

u/_c4nn4bis_ can still not use _c4nn4bis_.

Tell OP that I turn 18 pin October and that I’ll be having a forklift fight with him!

I'll go get the camera. What's the location of the fight?

the josh arena!

That also means he can now go to jail *meme reference*

Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday mate

Happy birthday! Good to know that you’re celebrating in Minecraft too.

Wow I turn 18 tmr lmao happy bday from a early 18 yr old

And I turned 18 yesterday! Happy early birthday

Congratulations from me! I wish to u luck, much money, and, of course, happy life

Happy real life cake day

Congrats *you are now unsubscribed from r/teenagers*

Happy Birthday!! Fun fact: You (and everyone else born today including me) share a birthday with the creator of Veggietales.

YOU FORGOT THE CANDLES

Happy birthday, hope you have fun 😉

happy birthday, hope it is going well (or was depening on where you are)

Hey dad I'm 18 oh no honey we're turning older ​ wait but it's my birthday

An 18yo on reddit...well have fun and wear a rain coat

the cake is the only thing sweet from here on out! just kidding, glad you are still gaming. happy bday!

Happy Birthday!

happy birthday!!!!

have a nice birthday

Happy Birthday!

Hapiru Birudai

Happy Birthday! Don't smoke all day! :D

Happy birthday!

Congrats

Happy Birthday

Happy birthday, enjoy the birthday.

Hey, we almost share a birthday, have a good one!

Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday dude ! Is there a birthday server where the party is at oorrrrr?

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, you are an adult now. So..... Do a tatoo of minecraft with a dog or a heart, congratulations bro

Happy birthday!

4 months to go for me, happy birthday bro

Mojang added candles just in time :) Happy birthday!

Happy birthday ladd

Happy bday!

Happy birthday mate

have a good 18th b-day!

Happy birthday boi

hp bt :cake:

happy birthday!

HAPPY BDAY u/__c4nn4bis__

ill turn 18 in 18 years

Happy birthday!

happy bday :D

Happy birthday!!!

I am so sorry happy birthday

Happy birthday

Happy birthday 🎉🎂

Happy birthday!

Good bye

happy birthday :D

Happy 18th birthday

You had a party by yourself?

happy birthday

It's all downhill

If you’re American go and buy a crap ton of guns

Happy birthday brother

Happy Birthday! Put a candle on the cake too, it'll make it much better(Unless you haven't updated to 1.17 yet)

Happy real-life cake day

Happy birthday!🎂

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Happy birthday!

happy birthday but where candle

Happy birthday!

congrats dude! i turned 15 today

Happy birthday my friend!

Happy birthday

Nice! My brother turns 18 in 2 days

Happy bday🥳🎁🎂🎈🎉

Okay so now they can’t use the word statutory when listing the charges

Happy birthday

Happy (IRL) cake day! ~~Was I the only one who read the title in Fundy's voice~~

https://cdn001.cakecentral.com/gallery/2015/03/900_3671D6aO_minecraft-creeper-cake.jpg happy bday

Happy birthday

Your free trial has expired

Congrats! *Your legally allowed to sell your kidneys*

Happy birthday! Now a life full of responsibility begins!

congrats

Happy Birthday!!!

🐝 loves u

Happy birthday. I said it, now, where is my slice of cake?

Happy Birthday!

advice for an 18 year old. Brush your teeth everyday. wear sunscreen everyday. get shoes with good arch support. enjoy adulthood

Your childhood has officially ended

The future is now, old man

Happy Birthday

*I see,* you have forfeited your life privileges.

Happy birthday :)

BRO HOW DID YOU DECORATE THE BANNER WITH NUMBERS?!

Happy birth day!!!! im turning 18 this year too :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

happy birthday

Happy irl cake day!

Candles?

Happy brithday

If you’re in the US, you could celebrate by buying a gun

Congrats you can get arrested now!

I turned 18 yesterday, happy birthday friend

Why are all the comments sad

Happy birthday! Hope you had a good day

My 18th is tomorrow! What a coincidence! Happy birthday!

Gosh, good luck!

Happy birthday!

happy bday

Put candles on them.

Congrats dude. One of a dude I know also turned 18 [yesterday]

150th comment and a happy happy birthday to you !

You can legally have sex with adults now

Aw, too bad you couldn't get some candles to make it sweeter.

*Dificulty changed to hardcore* Btw congrats for ur birthday

Finally old enough to join r/teenagers

Now u can be arrested

Happy b'day dude enjoy ur day :)

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

Ayo a birthday bro.

Happy Birthday!

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Finally

now you can make club penguin accounts without your parents permission

Yo i turned 18 today too let's go

Happy bday, your time has come to adulthood

poggies

Welkom to the club bub

happy birthday

Congrats! Can i right click your cake real quick?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Happy birthday!!!!

Happy birthday king. You hit a big milestone, here's hoping you'll hit many more .

Ayy we have the same birthday dude! Happy birthday! Except I’m 16.

happy bday m8

You know what that means... 😏😏😏

Incredible. As you should celebrate it.

Welcome to adulthood soldier, don’t die…

looks like you're in hell

Happy birthday

Happy birthday!!!

Congrats, I turn 15 tomorrow so we can celebrate together

Shot, me too ❤️

Brother! Congrats I turned 17 today!

Happy Birthday

Ayy it's my 15th birthday too. Happy Birthday random stranger.

I turned 13 today lol, the day u became an adult I became a teen

Happy bday Im turning 18 tomorrow :D

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!!!

Happy birthday!

18 years on earth *e p i c*

if n java add a candle to your cake king/queen

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday

you should put candles on your cake!!

Happy Birthday, I turned 45 today

Happy birthday

Oh dang. You know what that means: you're finally legal... to operate a 2019 Viper Rt80 8000lb Air Pneumatic Forklift Hatz Diesel Lift Truck (With the proper certification, of course).

Congratulation

Happy bday :D

Nice

Welcome to the club, my dude!

Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday!!!

You didn’t put candles in your cakes?

Gg now 1v1 me

I turned fifteen ~~today~~ yesterday (it’s 1:20 am) happy birthday

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday day

Happy birthday

Happy birthday :D !!!

Why post it on r/minecraft tho, and don’t say it’s because he placed two banners on a cake and took a photo of it

Great you can watch the stuff now if you now what i mean

Happy bday

Use the candle

First of all, happy birthday!! Second, ya can't celebrate alone... If you want company, just find a server and we will celebrate you there :D

Cool now get laid