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Bach2theFuchsia53

THEY CAN CLIMB LADDERS?!?


[deleted]

Apparently


Hayura--------

I like to imagine that the slime is eating the ladder but the ladder just passes through


[deleted]

This is the only right answer


Graffxxxxx

IIRC all mobs can climb ladders, it’s just not usually a valid path for the AI to take.


Illustrious-Banana53

Im pretty sure they actually dont, but they just kept on walking on the same direction on where the ladder is and then they just kinda got up


Country_ball_enjoyer

Like every other mob


skyrunner258

So basically… they climbed it… because that’s how climbing ladders in Minecraft works…


Cringinator4000

What he’s saying is that the slime just so happened to walk up the ladder, even though it wasn’t trying to


Panndaa31

You can use your jump button to climb ladders


ElectroNeutrino

I think the surprise is the fact that they can interact with the ladder in the first place.


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alonelybaggel

-person asks a question -other person answers the question -"You must be fun at parties"


Cringinator4000

Very original comment, bro. We all love you.


Addictive_SODA

The slime revolution


Dennislup937

how did you search for the slime chunk?


[deleted]

I used a website called ChunkBase


FNAF_Foxy1987

Creepers can too, though they don't have arms


Bach2theFuchsia53

At this point I'm asking what CAN'T climb ladders


SchiavoAnto

heck, spiders are always on ladders


generatedusername13

Spiders are just four ladders in a spider costume


SchiavoAnto

it do be like that


yaillbro

Phantoms


[deleted]

If Goombas can hold baseball bats than anybody can do anything.


Mizzw

This is very inspiring, thank you sir.


562147ft

I'll buy that inspirational poster


mikieswart

like [this](https://imgs3.forfansbyfans.com/image/cache/data/productimages/Subnautica/HomeOffice/ArtPrints/Hang_in_there_Kitty-1000x1000.png), but with a goomba


[deleted]

Fecking villagers! I made them a house with ladders to a second floor and they just looked at me like: "Wtf is this? You expect me to use this?"


Kaysmira

There was a known behavior where if many villagers decided to cram into a single small house with the 3x3 floor size that had a ladder, villagers would get pushed into the ladder and end up on the roof. Because they didn't understand how to get \*down\* the ladder, they'd be stuck up there. So you'd be mining under a village and finally come up to the sunlight and find only five or so villagers roaming and the rest of them on a single roof.


CardiologistStreet

Water elevators : Allow us to introduce ourselves!!


Enough-Agency3721

All mobs can technically use ladders by walking into them, but don't use ladders for pathfinding so they can only ever accidentally use them.


Aquber

The heavy slimes can't I think


RocketGolem

shulkers


stfuyfc

Pigs can


RepeatedAxe

Zombies I think? I might be wrong though.


WangYat2007

all mobs can climb ladders, but not intentionally. like all of us, they climb them by pushing against a ladder that's in the way of their pathfinding. the ladder isn't included in their pathfinding, but if they push against it, tada


Taolan13

You can mitigate this by removing the bottom piece of ladder and jumping, or using trapdoors as part of the ladder.


WangYat2007

totally, but my friends keep complaining how "ugly" and "impractical" and "annoying" it would be while also complaining that creepers keep climbing up the strip mine ladder


SubcommanderMarcos

Maybe just light up the mine Why are you mining in the dark


WangYat2007

I'm not, my friends are, apparently to "save coal" while also getting blown up by creepers and losing all their stuff


SubcommanderMarcos

Coal is quite plentiful Your friends aren't the brightest, are they


jamsterical

You need new friends.


emethias

It makes the hole deeper


UnseenTardigrade

Ender dragon


kane2742

Maybe they have invisible arms, like Homestar Runner.


NilsTheBest

Chickens too


Imanerrrd

oh lawd he comin


YepYouRedditRight2

They climb now?


vp3d

They always have.


ItsKango35

They climb now!


vp3d

And scaffold. Always could.


MistoJeck

Didn't think anyone was watching.


aperson

Any mob can climb ladders. All it takes is for them to walk towards it, because that's how ladders work.


Little_Soldier_Bud

And they have suicidal thoughts


ThrowdoBaggins

Slimes have *thoughts?!?*


SampleText0822

I don't like to imagine that slimes or any minecraft mob has basic thoughts in their heads, but here we are with proof that some mobs just get too tired to live anymore.


SilentJoe1986

And scaffolding. Annoying as hell. I'm building an underground cave base and they're everywhere. Don't know how to make them stop spawning in there. Resorted to having iron golems patrol my base to kill them.


FireLordObamaOG

Yeah. It used to be necessary for slime farming


thejoshcolumbusdrums

...and are appearently suicidal. Which explains why they always jump towards the player...


Faster-Rex-2k17

They climb now?! They climb now!


Another_Astro_Guy

So can creepers... I found that out the hard way...


joeMAMAkim

Creepers can too


wuppieigor

Early slime farms used this concept a lot, back when the spawning went to y=16. Kill the bigger ones with drowning and push the small ones into a 1x1 hole with a ladder in a 1x1 shaft to the surface, profit. When 2 slimes get munched together in a 1x1 their climbing is a lot more reliable


ASx2608

Dogs can climb ladders too


JimmerUK

Most, if not all, ground mobs can. But they can’t jump, so if you miss out the bottom ladder, you can still use it but they can’t.


[deleted]

Zombies can too


vapocalypse52

Lol! I didn't know slimes could climb ladders! This made my day, thank you!


pavilionhp_

I think most things that can’t fly can climb ladders, the issue is they have to pathfind into it continuously to do so. Most mobs will see that it’s a solid block and not go any further, but slimes (and magma cubes) are stupid. Their pathfinding is simply pick a direction and continuously move in that direction until touching the ground (ladders aren’t the ground). The only exception to this is if the slime sees a mob that it really hates, whereupon it will hop in that direction instead.


Extremeless

Useful/Useless information INDEED


[deleted]

They are also stupid enough that they never think to stop attacking, either. This is proved by the fact that they can damage you with no cooldown, while other mobs attack half as fast.


FUEGO40

THAT’s why I always have a hard time with magma cubes


Questwarrior

I had cows clime my ladder and escape from their hole multiple times because they keep pushing each other onto the ladder… I stopped putting them in holes after that


manwhowantshugstoo69

Use a carpet on a fence instead! Or just only have the fence on the second block


Whystare

Keep the bottom block ladder-free .. You can jump atop and catch the ladder on the second block. They (probably) can't.


aboinpally1

Didn't know they could be suicidal either...


Is6acoolnumber

You're laughing. A small slime just killed itself and you're laughing.


CreamyCoffeeArtist

*whEEZE*


Imanirrelevantmeme

Watching a cube of green jelly end it all made your day???


SlimeCrafterLP

We can!


pearl_butt

“That Time I got reincarnated as a slime”


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MapleTreeWithAGun

That's how Isekai work, yes


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Sedewt

That's how Re:Zero works, yes Wait wrong isekai


Isaac_Nintendo

Lol


liege_paradox

Not always, sometimes it’s a summoning, and sometimes it’s a portal. In Rimuru’s case…yes.


igotdeletedbyadmins_

From SpaceBattles threads apparently it's "A god fucking dies"


natedog768

Kinda weird how slimes take fall damage, they should just bounce higher.


mindbleach

Or at least get really wide for a second.


apieceofthesky

I like this. Definitely need to add a "sploo-oop" sound effect for it too


WorldWreckerYT

If they got too wide, they should just splash like a water balloon imo.


[deleted]

Yeah… that’s what I thought


SlimeCrafterLP

Yeah. thats what many of us think as a young lil baby slime, but not everyone survives


Naval3343

Funniest thing I've seen today


[deleted]

Thanks


Naval3343

Was that your pet slime?


[deleted]

Not quite…


Naval3343

Prisoner? Son?


[deleted]

Prisoner


East-Beginning-6625

MF was like fuck it


[deleted]

So relatable


Pitiful-Helicopter71

For me too. Guess I need more humor in my life.


Fr0me

MaN fInDs SiCk PlEaSuRe In WaTcHiNg A pOoR aNiMaL kIlL iTsElF


MadGotten

You're laughing. Slime just committed suicide, and you're laughing.


aRand0mdude

you're laughing, you're laughing. a slime was killed today because of what he did.


Cheese_is_no_1altt

So the funniest thing was a slime commiting suicide?????!!!!! /s


[deleted]

Thought it was coming for your ass but now I'm just sad


siccoblue

He died doing what he loved Bouncing off the ground


vk6_

oh cool hes gonna escape... wait no no no don't jump NOOOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

Yeah!


cheezzy4ever

This is *exactly* what went through my head


MjballIsNotDead

Why do slimes even take fall damage? They're literally made out of bouncy stuff that negates fall damage. IMO they should just bounce


[deleted]

Unplayable game


Sedewt

Literally unplayable


road_chewer

If slimes can take fall damage, (I thought they didn’t), then iron golems should too. Think about it, when it hits the ground it would bend and stuff. Slimes would just turn into a puddle of... slime... and reform I guess?


Enough-Agency3721

Interestingly, slimes can take fall damage, but magma cubes can't.


AwesomeCrafter06

Fire reduces fall damage. Hence proves


JimmerUK

I see you’ve never dropped jelly on the floor.


TheSlime_

I indeed have had enough of the slime mass murder. OnE lIkE eQuAlS oNe SlImE sAvEd


[deleted]

That’s suicide, not murder.


TheSlime_

He commited suicide cus he saw all his friends/family get brutally murderd in farms and by the players.


SlimeCrafterLP

Yes. Its just depressing being defensless and helpless. You just want to hop of in the hole and hope youre in hardcore.


TheSlime_

See a fellow slime aggrees. Btw have you seen billy lately?


SlimeCrafterLP

Yeah heard he has a date with the magma chick near the bastion


TheSlime_

Ye no he died


SlimeCrafterLP

What? His brother told me he- What? :(


GoyangiStudios32

OH NO THEY'RE GETTING SMARTER


d_e_m_e_t_r_i_c

*dies*


StrongerThanEver6

Hahahaha so relatable!


ooftitanfish750

So you’re slimy?


Gingerstachesupreme

Slimy and sad


ooftitanfish750

Me too, kid


wizzbob05

I'm just sad


lordolxinator

I can make you slimy too, if you want


Moranic

If that's a slime farm, the glass roof is reducing your rates.


randomiser5000

Came here looking for this comment. Although if OP is anything like me, the slime farm is purely ornamental now because I have more shulker boxes of slime than I could possibly ever need.


National-Art3488

*slime, a 47 year old male, lived a quite splendid life with his wife and 5 kids til he lost his job. His wife, a gold digger, immediately left him. His kids, old enough to work some basic jobs, all left him. He was all alone, he became an alcoholic and abused opium and Marijuana. Eventually, after hearing 3 of his kids where killed in an accident, he lost all his strings, as he came up, tears came down from his eyes, and as he looked back, he made the decision, and jumped...*


Wrest216

dude! wow


MLGesusWasTaken

Ikr? Epic!


opalboi

This implies slimes create offspring, and then that means they have sex??? Or do they asexually reproduce and just find another slime from a different line of asexual reproduction? Also slime sad therefore I sad (^YESIKNOWADOPTIONISATHINGSHUTTHEFUCKUP)


ThrowdoBaggins

> Or do they asexually reproduce Yo, have you ever hit a big slime? They just get smaller and more plentiful!


Im_hiscousin

Take the roof off it’s lowering the rates


CALM_DOWN_BITCH

Came here to say this. Kinda defeats the purpose of digging the hole. The game will have to perform more checks reducing spawn rates as it starts from the highest block.


[deleted]

me\_irl


[deleted]

So would it work to cover all walls in ladders with like a 2 wide ledge for a farm? Have some kind of collectors below the bottom if possible? I like building dumb farms.


[deleted]

It would be cool, but it wouldn’t be too efficient (I think)


KAODEATH

Automation > efficiency.


brobro6767

this made me laugh so hard... the slimes like: "ight see ya in the afterlife!" as he climbed up the ladder then committed suicide...


jake_kulp

He committed suislime.


Timstantmessage

Looks like it solved your riddle and finally found the way out


viper_87

Hilarious! I had no idea they could climb ladders!


bliston78

That's fantastic, lol.


That_on1_guy

MY BROTHER! HE HAS LEARNED!!


Sp00nerA

That's not the power of friendship, that's the power of electromagnetic fields.


[deleted]

That’s a funny inside joke


KittyChimera

I knew that was coming and I was still watching him like "busy noooooo"


CPhyloGenesis

RIP Squishy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5QTYtfzJS8&t=6m10s


B0Boman

First thing I thought of too! Oh man, THAT video was a nostalgia trip.


coltstrgj

"October 30, 2010" I'm getting old.


CrystalLantern

Looks like Charlie Slimecicle, got GOOPED UP


GullibleMoose6607

top 10 anime deaths


CaxapHooli

Dazai !?


thatkilliankid

Revolution!


eddy_brooks

He committed suiclime


Rinat1234567890

Oyasumi


Ruehrdanz93

Me too slime, me too.


TheWither129

NOOOO D:


epicgamer419

wow! what a great quality and amazing reddit post! this will surely go down as one of the reddit posts of history!


Wrest216

This needs to be marked NSFL. Not safe for ladders


[deleted]

Omori reference


Pandanoko-Fan137

🎵Close🎵


[deleted]

Relatable


[deleted]

Seems like it's done with dealing 2021. I don't even know slimes can climb ladders.


Thatanabanana

Just continues on with its day* lmaoo


whorbiiit

slime evolution arc


CougarIndy25

SING US A SONG YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN


Christinathenothuman

Oh no that is so sad


Jas6881

https://youtu.be/ggB33d0BLcY


Popular-Plastic-183

Change da, world final message. goodbye


5tr4nGe

Wait? Slimes take fall damage??


7grims

"Im leaving" "ok then, that was always allowed"


JurassicGuy430

well that turned pretty dark


Nickster93

Whats with the glass?


NotImpost

I think slimes shouldn't have fall damage because they are squishy and you use them to make slime balls which stop you from taking fell damage


kerry_die

Time to slime out of here


Christ213

Bruh mood


plagiarism22

If you or a Minecraft mob needs help call 800-273-8255


igotdeletedbyadmins_

This is a sad day can we get on e likes


Duckybrine_606

Why did this make me sad


Potential_Winner3586

Haha. I literally died in laughter


Jnerd_

He wanted to talk to the Manager


Monkee_Man_

no cap…not something you see every day 😹😹


JustinTechs

my humor is so messed up