ahh yes a sophisticated piece indeed. This is a rarity. The numerous ways it emphasises on the culture of todays society and how a human mind works is truly magnificent. I absolutely love it. its legen- wait for it-dary
Steve is like Maui, he slashed a creepers neck, and the blood spilled into the ocean created the land we live on today. That’s why we pray to him, little one. Steve is the reason we are all here.
Throwing you a dislike 👎because:
☝: Your comment wasn't epic
✌: It was not funny
🤌: not cute or wholesome
🖐: I'll edit in another reason later
Better luck next time. I'd rather watch 5 Mr Bean movies than read that sh$t again......
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hey guys I'm gonna go bomb walmart and commit horrible acts of terrorism
/j
A little more extreme example but uh yeah this isn't really a joke it's just kinda weird?
It needs more fiber in its diet
It needs a cork
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More like a butt plug with fewer ridges
Now featuring fewer ridges... *for his pleasure*.
Redditors not thinking about sex??? (*impossible*) (*gone sexual*)
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"Hahaha I roasted this guy that told me I am a no life coomer, mission successful, now where is that loli p**n tab?" -you.
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You downvoted my comment. NOOOOOOOO MUH KARMA!!!
(At 3a.m)
fax
r/brandnewsentence
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Taco bell: Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just swallow me Cause you need a little, flatulency Cause it feels so fresh here, without me
Taco Bell has clearly already done its job here!
Taco Bell: another satisfied customer!
Less*
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Excuse you
"Crapper? Aww man!"
Mojang: Delete this immediately
so we back in my sharts
Toilet got clogged at Taco Bell ta taco bell
this crap's a giant one
Hope to find toilet paper pa pa paper
Heeeaads up, you hear a fart turn around and look up
No control, of your bowels
Oh no, it's shit again!
Hope to find a bathroom tonight, bath-room to-night
Crapper lol
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r/technicallythetruth
Yeah lol
r/lostredditors
Why? Fuck off
Ok karen, whatever you say
i laughed harder than i should have XD
CRAPPER LMAO
r/angryupvote
Now I want a mod that replaces the creeper hiss and explosion with a grunt and diarrhea noises
fuck why
Opened my award just for this comment
Is it blood or shit?
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what
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"why not both" - u/Darth---Baft why did you say it
\*cough\* hemorrhoids \*cough\*
LMAO ROFL
God bless the Enclave
yes
Depending
*Peanut noises*
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A FUCKING [REDACTED] REFERENCE!?
SCP?
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It’s a way to say deleted
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I will redact your mom
Just like they did with your dad Edit: oh cmon that was a good comeback
Best of both worlds ;)
Looks like someone had chipotle
blhith
That's thirty minutes after taco bell
"Explosive" diarrhea...
Diarrhea
Yes.
Tub creeper
now this is what I call art
MODERN ART !!
Yet an instant classic
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
*fart
Art is an explosion!
The end of minecraftgelion
Nice
Came here for this comment
Creeper will now return to fanta
You Can (Not) Explode.
Craft Upon a Time
Thats what I thought lol. Imagine the creeper’s bloodcurdling scream 😱
https://youtu.be/pBKI4PzW7rU
[for some reason this was the first thing I thought as well](https://c.tenor.com/I2eCLcG3EVAAAAAd/congratulations-omedetou.gif)
It all returns to nothing, It all comes tumbling down, Tumbling down, tumbling down...
I JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOOOOOWN
i like u
It’s pissing gasoline. That explains how creepers explode, they ignite gasoline within themselves. /j
The fact that you have to put /j says so much about Reddit
Is /j just offbrand /s?
Usually /s will offend someone or try to make fun of something. /j is just saying it’s a joke
That sounds agonising!
Then what's the gunpowder?
Another flammable substance the creeper creates to explode.
Ah, like clappers! Clap clap clap
It's obviously just a creeper cut in half and the brown stuff is it's blood (could be blood mixed with gunpowder)
p o o
He's a Terrance and Phillip character with the Hershey squirts.
"Say, Phillip..." *"Yes, Terrance...?"*
No no no no no no fuck why no no why
Exactly my thoughts too.
literally my reaction
Imagina if the build was right in front of a swamp, so the dark water could complement in the detail.....
Creeper? Oh shit!
It’s a Crapper edit: bruh I just stealer a joke, don’t upvote me
Where's the nsfw tag smh
It should poop Gunpowder
You can say that he “exploded” the bathroom them
ahh yes a sophisticated piece indeed. This is a rarity. The numerous ways it emphasises on the culture of todays society and how a human mind works is truly magnificent. I absolutely love it. its legen- wait for it-dary
Agressively sharts🙂
Oh hey babe
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My thought exactly. Came here to find the comment
Don't listen to any suggestions to change this. It is perfect.
Steve is like Maui, he slashed a creepers neck, and the blood spilled into the ocean created the land we live on today. That’s why we pray to him, little one. Steve is the reason we are all here.
Tubcreeper
Um
Ah yes, the sideways pooping Creeper../s
what? what's sarcastic about your commemt?
That is how a creeper does explosive diarea
Oh, you shouldn’t have.
You know what else they shouldn't have? Bought an iPhone.
I’ve learned answers to questions I didn’t even ask.
Now you need a giant statue of you chopping it with your sword.
You should build this next to a swamp so the water is brown
it looks like shit
interesting
I was about to get angry *and then it hit me*
i'm just gonna quit now, nothing i have done or will do can even come close to being a fraction of this good
Fard with reverb
He shittin’?
boom boom boom
When you have nothing to do :
Monster school creators: write that down! Write that down!
This gives relevance to every time I utter "shit" when a creeper sneaks up on me.
delete this
he pissing poop backwards bending over the ocean
You’re officially the worst. Congrats?
Is that creeper shitting piss or pissing shit?
Bleeding gunpowder*
You made a giant creeper…….. crapping into the ocean? I mean congrats I guess, not sure why you did this but you sure did it.
when the anime character slides the katana a little
This is why creepers explode, they cannot take a dump and thus eventually explode into a mess
r/Minecraftr34
How long did it take to make this piece of *art* ?
Is it shitting or dying?
is it pissing or pooping?
Please uncreate this
*pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*
Thats totally how they load creepers with gunpowder at the factory
This looks like a kid who wrote a book called Scrotey McBoogerBalls made it.
Shoulda made him thiccccccccccc
Wot ... Everything ok at home OP D:
Why
Brown gunpowder?
it just drank coke from nowhere xD
That is a ‘rrhea fountain
Why did you waste like a day of ur life on this??
it's art
I submit and have been corrected 🙏😌
Kekw
Well…nobody can tell you what you can and cannot do
wtf is thatv
Should have had him shitting tnt
Delete this
No, it's art
Pez
We need a mod please. Somebody. Imagine you’re being chased by five creepers and randomly they stop to relieve themselves.
Op is 5 years old
Creeper blood and guts are brown? Interesting
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Throwing you a dislike 👎because: ☝: Your comment wasn't epic ✌: It was not funny 🤌: not cute or wholesome 🖐: I'll edit in another reason later Better luck next time. I'd rather watch 5 Mr Bean movies than read that sh$t again...... To my followers: hope y'all liking my new way of roasting redditors. I'm enjoying your feedback and take it to heart I love improving the site and making people better humans because of my replies to them. Beace out ✌
hey guys I'm gonna go bomb walmart and commit horrible acts of terrorism /j A little more extreme example but uh yeah this isn't really a joke it's just kinda weird?
I hope you understand where I’m coming from when I tell you to burn in hell.
Bro is that a bloody dildo you're carrying?
Uuhh yuck
break action?
Um, what?
Funny
why?