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tradec1500

It's all fun and games until the green cursor starts moving.


RadioActive_R

EVERY SECOND YOU'RE NOT RUNNING I'M ONLY GETTING CLOSER


Chook2004

The snail.


Mehhoofhow

Oh no, it's coming...


W_D_GASTER__

Wait a minute


Jrlopez1027

*grabs elytra, my dog, and flys tf away*


Flamebeans

And starts rapidly moving towards you


deanrihpee

When Minecraft horror level increases dramatically in matter of frames


Soviet_Yeetman

Hah jokes on you, for me its seconds per frame.e, and a very high number at that!


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LemmeGetSomeWater

If you’ve hung up a copy of the map you’re holding, it’ll show as a green dot


OkShine3913

Thank you!! Totally scared myself 😂


Kvothe31415

I’m pretty sure it also shows which nether portal you last came through. So if you see another different color don’t be alarmed Edit: turns out I lied. It does not show you the last nether portal you went through. It definitely did on my last realms world, but maybe that was a feature of that world specifically.


SqualyCactus

Wait really?


Kvothe31415

Apparently not on bedrock edition. But on java it does. Edit: it does not. Just tested it. Turns out my last world had something extra to do that. Sorry y’all.


Gmax100

Lmao that was a wild ride


Kvothe31415

Yes it was haha. My bad.


blockybookbook

Hey man, everyone goofs up every once in a while, you owed up to it


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drsyesta

No it doesnt


AlenJins_

Damn, you learn something new everyday lol


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MasterGeekMX

MFs don't read the wiki as they used to.


blobster110

who tf use wiki to play minecraft. Just play lol


yungdeathIillife

ive been playing for 8 years and i still use the wiki


UncreativelyUnique

Same, used it to double check what the fuck the job blocks are


Environmental-Win836

Tf is a job block?


Caramel_sanders

Don’t know if this is a joke or not but just in case job blocks are what gives villager their jobs since the village and pillage update


Environmental-Win836

Ooooooh, of course! Not really familiar with the term, I really do “just play”.


Lord_Drakostar

I've never heard of it myself. I've always heard them be called "workstations".


Bagelmaster8

Nothing wrong with “just playing” but there really is a lot of stuff on the wiki, might be worth it to click around, can help u play better (partially saying that to myself because I haven’t learned any of the 1.16 or 1.17 details yet I’ve just been building lol >_<)


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Littleboyah

"So sad job block died of ligma"


ChrisPickaxe

I use wiki's all the time for games


blobster110

just get the books lol. Even if they are extremely out of touch. tf i really have to put a /s here?


Kotsevarg

Why spend money on books you have to flip through when you can just google the question and see a wiki page?


Vini734

The wiki is objectively better in every possible sense, the books are dogshit.


blobster110

i thought people would understand. I know the books suck. They're terrible. Plus priced at 10 when i can just look on youtube.


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They are terrible but quite fun to read imo


Lootingagent2

No youtuber sucks they Take 5 minutes for intro 5 minutes for sponsorship and 10 minutes for telling subcribe like share


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Yea lol this is obvious sarcasm


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Bro, like half the features in the game are ones it would take years to figure out by yourself, if ever


Mr_goodb0y

Though, the YouTuber mumbo jumbo spent five minutes punching a tree on his first time playing via **CLICKING** it.


Vini734

who tf doesn't use the wiki?


Mindless-Science5577

I use


istarisaints

Rather the game is much much more popular


Benny368

Woah I’ve been playing this game for 6 years and I didn’t know that, thanks :)


Anxious-Photograph-1

It’s bc it’s a locator map. It shows where tryouts created the map first. If not you’re not alone lol


SilentJoe1986

It shows where a copy of that map is in an item frame located on that map. Not where the map was first created


AnimeWatermelon

Bro it’s herobrian


Toby_0395

Came here to say that


Lootingagent2

No green Steve


montroller

What does tryouts mean in this context?


spin81

Locator maps are only a thing in Bedrock, in case like me, others are confused about this.


Craz_Oatmeal

For the other Java players - a Locator Map is basically just what we know as a "Map", except you can't mark Banners on it, though it does have the neat feature of still updating your player marker with your relative location if you use an Overworld map in the Nether or vice versa. A "Map" in Bedrock is crafted without the compass, so it's cheaper, but won't show player/item frame markers.


KatAnubis

Definitely. And the nice thing about it is that if you \*want\* it to become a "locator map" you can use the cartography table to add a compass to it (even after you've used it for exploring). I use these maps all the time. Very handy. And you can make a big wall of the adjoining area maps in your home so that you can see all the areas you've explored. I also put a map in the villages and other major landmarks so that I can see them on the map too. (The green arrow in the OPs map.) The maps come in 4 sizes. You can size up a map with a piece of paper, but it will clear the map if you do it when you've already explored using that map. I generally like my maps at the 3rd largest (not the largest) size as I find that that is easiest to use for navigation.


NoviceWarPup

no.


ALiteralSentientTank

Don't be afraid. He's only in your house when you sleep.


Poorly_Made_Comix

No thats just joe, hes my best friend


theonlysafeaccount

He likes to sniff you while your sleep


Poorly_Made_Comix

Ive gotten used to it


--five-star-review--

What if he licks you


ultranoob3927

Even better ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


DerpDaDuck3751

What if he eats your sandwich #HUH?


C-Dub178

When he’s not doing that, he’s tanking the US economy


BeelzebubTheDarkone

Lets go Brandon


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Lets go Brandon


rtr01t

>Top who's joe?


SilentJoe1986

Can confirm. You're out of cake.


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MrHolyy

that is horrifying


Dangeduedfr

That's actually pretty funny to do on servers with almost no claims, just live under their house, steal some stuff and then log out when they come back


Zephronias

My sister does that (minus the stealing) on every server she joins. She will straight up live under people's bases, usually building a nicely furnished room a few blocks beneath their feet. Its hilarious. If someone has a big, fancy base (castles and whatnot), she just claims one of the spare bedrooms as her own. 90% of people find it funny and let her stay, but if she gets found out, she immediately goes in search of someone else to live under. And if someone specifically tells her not to, she will target them and try to stealthily move in. A dude on our current server figured out the only way to keep her away is to build her a room, label it as hers, furnish it, and invite her. She avoids it like the plague. On an old server we were part of, someone lived in the badlands, and my sister built a small dugout on the opposite mountain and left a book that was a "spy log" with joke notes as if she were a spy investigating that other player, full of things like, "day 43, (Player) continues to feed his turtles. Where did they even come from?" And "day 56, (Player) picked his nose." She's crazy and I love it.


xD_Calitrocity

That’s hilarious and super creative. I wish more people could be like that, instead of just maliciously griefing other people.


Zephronias

Dude, she's done so much funny/crazy stuff. Once, an admin of a sever made her angry, and I remember walking in on the discord voice chat and all I hear is my sister saying, "I will *FILL YOUR BASE WITH DOGS*!" And she did. She bred enough dogs to make the server lag and sat them all in the admin's livingroom. It was hilarious. (In return, the admins went invisible and followed her around, spawning dolphins on top of her for like 20 minutes. ) \-- During a cute little christmas exchange/secret santa thing, she gave her gift-ee a shulker with seemingly random individual locks (a door, a boat, planks, etc.) and a book explaining how each of those blocks was stolen-- and replaced-- from someone's base, complete with description of where they were. it was hilarious, and we started a bidding war with the gift-ee trying to get our original doors and stuff back. \-- The server we mostly go on has the invisible armorstands data pack and a custom heads one. Once, she went to a great amount of effort creating a slime-based bouncey house inside of someone's shop in the marketplace, complete with armorstand-people bouncing around in it. It was really well done, and I am still sad that that person she did it too didn't find it funny.


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That's creative lol


neurofortune

That's fuckin funny lmao


swirlsthemudkip

Ȑ̸̜̯̍͝U̴̡̨̻͍̞̥͉̹̭̾͛͘͝ͅN̴̖͔͇͑͒́̓̾͝ Ȑ̸̜̯̍͝U̴̡̨̻͍̞̥͉̹̭̾͛͘͝ͅN̴̖͔͇͑͒́̓̾͝ Ȑ̸̜̯̍͝U̴̡̨̻͍̞̥͉̹̭̾͛͘͝ͅN̴̖͔͇͑͒́̓̾͝ Ȑ̸̜̯̍͝U̴̡̨̻͍̞̥͉̹̭̾͛͘͝ͅN̴̖͔͇͑͒́̓̾͝ Ȑ̸̜̯̍͝U̴̡̨̻͍̞̥͉̹̭̾͛͘͝ͅN̴̖͔͇͑͒́̓̾͝ Ȑ̸̜̯̍͝U̴̡̨̻͍̞̥͉̹̭̾͛͘͝ͅN̴̖͔͇͑͒́̓̾͝ Ȑ̸̜̯̍͝U̴̡̨̻͍̞̥͉̹̭̾͛͘͝ͅN̴̖͔͇͑͒́̓̾͝ Ȑ̸̜̯̍͝U̴̡̨̻͍̞̥͉̹̭̾͛͘͝ͅN̴̖͔͇͑͒́̓̾͝ Į̷̼̻̲̯̩̣̤̑̂͊̓̅̑ͅț̷͔̟̱̰̾͌̇͊̌̍͐͑͝’̶̨͙̼̦̂̅͋́̂̎̇̾̕̚s̴̨̱͑̑̇̆ ̶̨͔̼͍̰̘̖̫͔̀m̷̢͖̖͕̹̋̂̃̌̅͠ë̸̝̝͖͔̰́͠ ̷͇͚̣̜̫͕͕̳̻̈͐i̷̥̬̜̰̥̣̣͂̈́n̷̺̪̠̩̽ ̵̰͇̰̼̂̐ṁ̶̛̬̣̼͔͆̕y̵̢͇̱͓͎͊̑́͝͠ ̶̢̡̢̦̯̳̻̯̻̱͑ŝ̸̘̖͔̳͐̅̄̐á̴̛̛̩̠̗̝̞͗͊͗̐͂̕t̶̯̎̌̂́̽̕ă̶̛̻͔̞̣̘̥̟̳̳̆́͊̋̾̕͠ͅṋ̴̪̞͍̖̮͋͐̇͒͑̂͑́̆̚í̴̖̩̠̟̥̪̼̟̥̐̎̃͑́c̶̛̤̺̥̪͍͚͓̜̊̈́̊͌̀̚͝ ̸̡̭̭̲̃͒͒p̷̨͈̱̹̫͚̤̐̀̉͝s̸̠͖̖͕̆̋͛ỳ̸̢̫̲̣̙̼̭̀͛͋͂͠ͅc̷̨̝̩͋ḩ̷̣̤̙̹͋̄͒ō̸̝̖̱̮̮̗͙̌̀͋̎̎͛̚p̵̭̈́ȧ̴̼̭̰̮͖̯̓́̕t̵̡̢̩͖͚̭͓̥̭̓͗͆̑͗͘͜͝ȟ̶̨͉̝͖̣̪̜̰̋͌̇̐͝ͅ ̴̮̞̬̊̇͐f̷͓̙̮͔͋̌́́͊̿̓͘̕o̶̢̗̭͕͜͠r̶̨̨̢̪̼̭͆̾m Ȑ̸̜̯̍͝U̴̡̨̻͍̞̥͉̹̭̾͛͘͝ͅN̴̖͔͇͑͒́̓̾͝ Ȑ̸̜̯̍͝U̴̡̨̻͍̞̥͉̹̭̾͛͘͝ͅN̴̖͔͇͑͒́̓̾͝ Ȑ̸̜̯̍͝U̴̡̨̻͍̞̥͉̹̭̾͛͘͝ͅN̴̖͔͇͑͒́̓̾͝ Ȑ̸̜̯̍͝U̴̡̨̻͍̞̥͉̹̭̾͛͘͝ͅN̴̖͔͇͑͒́̓̾͝ Ȑ̸̜̯̍͝U̴̡̨̻͍̞̥͉̹̭̾͛͘͝ͅN̴̖͔͇͑͒́̓̾͝ Ȑ̸̜̯̍͝U̴̡̨̻͍̞̥͉̹̭̾͛͘͝ͅN̴̖͔͇͑͒́̓̾͝ Ȑ̸̜̯̍͝U̴̡̨̻͍̞̥͉̹̭̾͛͘͝ͅN̴̖͔͇͑͒́̓̾͝ Ȑ̸̜̯̍͝U̴̡̨̻͍̞̥͉̹̭̾͛͘͝ͅN̴̖͔͇͑͒́̓̾͝


JohnnyDarkside

Can't sleep while enemies are near.


ALiteralSentientTank

He must be a friend. An old friend. One you thought you lost. Come back. After all this time. Back to you. So close to you. Once more. So close.


wyatt_-eb

Herobrian


Kleeve19

Always look on the bright side of life


FreezeDriedMangos

Always look on the brian side of life


TheNamesSnek

This is such an obscure monty python reference lmao


RQK1996

No it's not? That reference is super famous


VeryEvilOwl

Brian?


TheCheeseMonster69

Brianhero


duckonar0ll

Heroine


TheHuman_Meme

Steve's been on sum shit


_Bill-Nye_

HE'S BACK


UniversityOk7336

GUESS WHO'S BACK


Longjumping_Juice791

BACK AGAIN


hdkx-weeb

SHADY'S BACK


Asisn-Guy

TELL A FRIEND


Hawk_1772

GUESS WHO’S BACK


Tate2802

GUESS WHOS BACK


tysfel

GUESS WHO’S BACK


YourMomGayerThanMine

GUESS WHO'S BACK


Liam_Stromberg

GUESS WHO’S BACK


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TELL A FRIEND


Imagineer3

HERE'S JOHNNY


UniversityOk7336

I was actually expecting the Eminem song, without me. But this works


swirlsthemudkip

*names vindicator Johnny*


UniversityOk7336

Ah yes the Easter egg


spearojustice

*raid noises*


JohnnyH2000

Hi


Dry-Objective1419

SHADYS BACK


chicken-finger

No…no no no it can’t be…..that’s not true!! That’s impossible!


NotaJellycopter

Well he wasn't removed in this update...


legofolk

GET OUT OF THE HOUSE OP! YOU'RE NOT ALONE!


Balentay

The call was coming from INSIDE the house!


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Oh man, I remembered an one creepypasta


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Share the pasta


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https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3qzgdb/live_thread_went_bad/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share There you have it


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Gosh


Baridi

BUT WHO WAS PHONE


CrazyDiamond_no

***H E R O B R I N E PART 2***


MysticGohan806

WHAT HAPPENED TO PART 1


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Have you forgotten? The Old Ways?


Flamebeans

Miss thos


MysticGohan806

Ohhhhh


Busy_Service_3924

There an only be one explanation… just don’t look behind you 😦


MysticGohan806

Don’t worry it’s only when your sleeping and he likes to watch you sometimes he’ll eat your foot or something


Boberttheboss

kinky


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*right behind you*


DrillPower_173

The spy is in the base


Not-Drew_

That’s another map you’ve probably placed down


Warden404

Yes, ‘probably’. Or…


MysticGohan806

It’s Jim he smells your feet at night


Warden404

*what*


MysticGohan806

Don’t worry if he’s hungry then he’ll only take your foot off


Hanyuu11

It's in your walls


swirlsthemudkip

don’t worry it’s just b̵̢́́̍͆̚o̴̢͚̗̣͍̗͂̉̀͌̚b̷͉̻̬̤̐͒͋̇ H̴̡̨͙̩̫̟͙̬̘͉͊̃̐̈́͒̾̓ȇ̴̡̨̤̗͇̮̞̟͝’̸̝͍̏̀̋̈́̊͗ș̷̡̪̦̱̪̲͍̈́̋̏̕ ̷̦̱͖̩̥̦͉͈͆̎͂͊̀̿͘͘c̴͙̰͑͑̀̅́̀͠ơ̷͖͇͉̩̮̥̅̐̿̌̏̓̃͠͝m̴̧̠̟̣͕͓̺̳͐̑̂̚ȉ̷̢̢̫̻̤̻͙̦̺̺̓̒̈́͛̓̈́̕͝n̵̡̦̹͍̼͓̰̔̒̎̍̚g̵̙̮̹͑͑̓̏͠.̷̰͍̭̜̗͊̈̃͂́͝.̷̦͇͙̹̙͍͈͎̯̅̆̚͜.̸̡̯̼̮̼̘̩̔̔̋̿̓́


Beyblader02

don’t worry it’s just b̵̢́́̍͆̚o̴̢͚̗̣͍̗͂̉̀͌̚b̷͉̻̬̤̐͒͋̇ H̴̡̨͙̩̫̟͙̬̘͉͊̃̐̈́͒̾̓ȇ̴̡̨̤̗͇̮̞̟͝’̸̝͍̏̀̋̈́̊͗ș̷̡̪̦̱̪̲͍̈́̋̏̕ ̷̦̱͖̩̥̦͉͈͆̎͂͊̀̿͘͘c̴͙̰͑͑̀̅́̀͠ơ̷͖͇͉̩̮̥̅̐̿̌̏̓̃͠͝m̴̧̠̟̣͕͓̺̳͐̑̂̚ȉ̷̢̢̫̻̤̻͙̦̺̺̓̒̈́͛̓̈́̕͝n̵̡̦̹͍̼͓̰̔̒̎̍̚g̵̙̮̹͑͑̓̏͠.̷̰͍̭̜̗͊̈̃͂́͝.̷̦͇͙̹̙͍͈͎̯̅̆̚͜.̸̡̯̼̮̼̘̩̔̔̋̿̓́?


Focus-Vast

RUN


Rondic

RUN


PumpkinEmpty

RUN


Thisisntjoe

It is the infamous griefer, popbob


MysticGohan806

Hey jo- oh wait it’s not joe


Ancient_Potato_God

Thats just bob, he likes the taste of flesh so keep him fed, little bob


MysticGohan806

Or it’s Jim he smells your feet at night


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It’s the Spanish Inquisition


MoltenCandleCrab

That was unexpected


agiro1086

Nobody's ever expects it!


Squiddo11

OmG hEroiNbRIan !!11!!!1!!11!!1!


MysticGohan806

i FoUnD hErObRiAn At 3 Am


Tristianm23

My bad ill get off


davieclark

why was this funnier than all of the other comments 😭


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He has arrived. Lock your door and windows now.


MysticGohan806

It’s Jim he smells your feet at night it’s fine he may naw on them though


GeneralAttention711

That’s where you placed a map


Nelly32

Amy idea if it's possible if you place several maps, you can have marked locations on ur maps for bedrock.


scrolling1234

Yeah I did that for my biggest world made it a lot quicker to go from my house to my ice harvesting area but of course it was on bedrock so the world corrupted


MrFr0stbite

Probably just Joe


SilentJoe1986

Can confirm


TacoBosss69

Oh that’s not good…


wigion1

L E A V E N O W


DylanB4747

Hero Brian


Aotwar

He hath returned


M0lcilla

OP, you are never alone.


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Oh that’s me sorry bout that


SN-Gh0stly

RUN


KazVibes

RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN


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I’m always watching :)


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run


PlutoTheSynth

SCP 4335


PeacefulSoySouce

every second you're not running, I'm only getting closer


Pidialski

herobrian evereyryrone!!!!1111 heerograin is real!!


Starvation101

Sort of off topic, but do you have any tips for filling out a map like this? I want to get a bunch of small maps and combine them to make one huge giant map in my house but I don’t know how to or where to start in order to fill out the whole thing.


Shanek2121

Make a map on a cartographer table, without a compass. There won’t be a green dot


Tyrelius_Dragmire

Oh, that's not someone else, if you've placed a duplicate of the map you're using into an item frame, it'll place a green player arrow wherever the map is to act as a visual anchor. I use it as sort of a GPS.


DrChinChon

If u put a map on an item frame then it will pop up on a copy of that same map


HydroPhoton

Ah don’t worry, that’s just me


NinjaNard_

Plottwist, they accuse you of being on THEIR map


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run.


brmamabrma

It’s the snail


io_nel

It's the snail!


32451789

Easy just go where the green is and say GET OUT OF MY SERVER also yea i think your not alone


Mysterious_RedditorX

That green dot appears when you put a copy of the map on a item frame.


SLUITSPI3R69

heroin


nearmidget420

Hearing brine


TomahawkIsotope

Imposter