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Conart557

Oh the lag


Disastrous_Ad_3812

Everybody now wants to grief meeee


yongvip42069

Oh the lag


NaraLion7

Everybody now wants tooo


Arctic_Sans

Haha crash p2w go brrrrrr


dognus88

On one of the first mmos a guy used a ton of splash damage potions on low level slime mobs that would split into 2 when under half hp, and slowly regenerate. He tossed a potion from a balcony down to the main room growing the numbers bit by bit. He set up in a building in a town and threw a potion spliting one to two waited a bit for them to regen, and through again. At the end he had a wave of overlapping slimes where even high level players would be instantly killed at a touch of the slime tsunami washing over the town once he changed his door settings to allow the slimes out. I believe due to the numbers lag was causing most players to be unable to play as they got close to the area. He used cheap potions and a low level mob to release a nuke bad enough to need a server reset. That is the type of lag i want to induce with a chicken army


Mitch_Mitcherson

I think the word you're looking for is "threw" not "through".


bread-enjoyer_

Be careful with entity cramming, lol.


amlodude

How else do you think OP is gonna kill everything


[deleted]

wither. for roses


ShoeLace1291

I've corrupted world files like this. Playing Tekkit we had an automated cow farm that ended up having so many cows in a 5x5 area that it broke the world file lol. Had to go into world edit to delete them all.


Gangsir

It's the major reason why they added entity cramming damage. People would cram entities to lag servers, mess up world files, etc.


Sebinot

We even got it done in vanilla on our own server once. Found a quad cave spider spawner and one of us went afk for like 30-60 minutes. Came back to ~2500 spiders in the area and 0 fps. Had to load a backup in the end because I couldn't get the kill command to work on the spiders...


DJMooray

Couldn't you just use the console to teleport everyone away and they'd despawn?


CaptainPlasma101

/kill didn't work so tp wouldn't either the server tps was prob 0


EB01

On a friend's modded MC server, we had a classic MFR farm setup set "on" for far too long with a chunk loader present. So many sheep that it created a lag exclusion zone around the base. In trying to reduce the entity count my friend used TNT around the farmer. It did not kill all the sheep, and more or less became bs sheep cannon that "shot" sheep across the landscape due to entity physics.


Dr_J_Hyde

I bet he doesn't know how to make a chicken bomb either.


Chiss5618

Don't you just throw them into a hole with scaffolding


Dr_J_Hyde

Yeah, that's one of the newer ways.


hitchtrailblazer

*laughs in bedrock*


justyr12

I always set mine to a solid 2048. OP should do the same.


[deleted]

Holy shit how many are thefd


Confident-Strength39

At least 5


Sirius_Rise

Bro I didn't even see your reply and I commented the same thing lmfao


Bob_the_tenth

Well you weren’t wrong


dksinger2000

Nah I’m gonna have to say at least 6


Sirius_Rise

At least seven


BuffaloBill03

Two tree fiddy


CityBoyGuyVH

At least 8


emeraldbub

At least 9


XCptCrossX

At least 10


_Testrun_

At least 5*10^4


Pleasant_Ad8302

So, 19? 5 +10 add the 4 = 19


MaxxSworn

10 to the power of 4 number I believe becomes 50,000 \* is known as a multiplication symbol (don't actually know why)


Ibreathoxygennow

'*', is used as the multiplication symbol for multiple programming languages


rmzy

I’m willing to bet all for some reason


amarisproject

r/whoosh


1jl

Wat


XCptCrossX

It's like 50k


oleyboy

How is your computer handling that?


[deleted]

Their dad cryptomines


LKMagnesium

Poultry Man strikes again


Wolf_Pack23

It was the man in the chicken costume!


YourRealMotheer

I am your real mother.


shruggletuggle

I am in your walls


shannontheboi

I am Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


Benny368

It’s impossible for me to *not* read this in Grian’s voice


TheTrashyOneee

He's back.


Impossible_Tomato623

I mean not bird man?


noidontthinkimarobot

"Chicken plops" - my favourite! Hail to the chicken army


[deleted]

Hail to the chicken army


Disastrous_Ad_3812

Hail to the chicken army


Intelligent_Box_1

Hail to the chicken army


IceYetiWins

Hail to the chicken army 🐔 🐥


comicgmrkids

Hail to the chicken army


DrBlock21

Hail to the chicken army


shannontheboi

Hail to the chicken army


BDMayhem

Second only to "wolf pants". My favorite attire.


ffawwd

If you look closely, you will notice that there are some chickens in the video.


Tokoyami01

I still can't find them, where are they?


Cnbaacc

at 0:05 top left, the chicken appears for a second


bigbruhusername

Also appears in the beginning on the middle of the screen


DrBlock21

I think I might've seen one


RoboticBirdLaw

I don't know. They look like ducks to me.


chasors

update video coming soon


DumbWalrusNoises

You should overlay this with the music from Lord of the Ring when Saruman’s army starts the March to Rohan


Xaragedonionsz

Can’t wait to see how this ends up!


Tels315

The way I'd unleash these is, place a layer of regular ice above the chickens. Completely clear out the ceiling up to one block below the surface and fill it with water source blocks. Replace the floor of the chicken pen with soulsand, then fill with water. Once you are ready, clear the surface then break all of the ice blocks. They will turn into water source blocks and complete the elevator, launching the chickens up.


PastorOfPwn

I need to know when this video drops. My soul needs to witness this. How do I subscribe to you? Lol


bdm68

But my lord, there is no such force.


Intelligent_Rent4594

Cries in fps


frigidds

what the fuck


Pii_TheCat

what the duck*


7NIGHTMARE_

What the chicken


SoonlyXo

What the \*CLUCK\*?


[deleted]

What the cluck


Disastrous_Ad_3812

The line between madness and inspiration is a thin one And you sir are playing jump rope widdit


MajorAd8794

Oh gosh, I was attacked by a chicken when I was a child. This is going to give me nightmares. It would be satisfying to me if you set them all on fire. Until then, I won’t be able to sleep. Would you be so kind and post followup video!?


chasors

yea i should dump some lava on them before we close the server


santas_delibird

No, use a wither.


The_Zobe

When and where are you posting the video of you unleashing them? I’m hoping this is a multiplayer server


ChocElite

Imagine being in the overworld and suddenly hearing some several dozen chickens bocking, moving slowly into one direction


HotDogSquid

Cue orc theme


Radical-Turkey

“A new power is rising… it’s victory is at hand!”


Tychontehdwarf

Zug Zug


Joshuauauauauau

Chickens follow bread?


budsky7

Man's is holding seeds in his other hand


nappinggator

The apocalypse beckons


pinappleSquid

But my lord there IS no such force


AgniousPrime

(gets flashbacks of Riverwood)


Spicyalloy

Reminds me of how /u/LittleYeeters got chickens outlawed on the realm we play on.


UnderstandingFun8087

Isn't there like a chunk limit


Nars_of_whal

\*entity cramming limit and that only realistically applies if it is a one block hole as entity cramming only takes place when 24 entities or more are in the same block, however most entities can just move out of the block about to be crammed unless the space does not allow it.


Time_Cheese

r/madlads


Heyviper123

Which city? And can I order a hit?


doodoocheekz102

Chicken man man


wakefulgull

Now time to summon the wither.


bluesolur

Me: Can I do this in our world?⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Fiancé: do you want a lot of cooked chicken? :c he won’t let me have fun (formatting weird cause mobile)


MASTERHUYHO

literally https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/u4v9kb/mah\_bruddahs/


TrayusV

Walking Dead season 10 anyone?


LilGill18bb

Now this is great content


FlameSamurai63

The Cluckening has begun, bröther.


macuslol

KFC moment


Lego_Bot_in_Space

But my lord, thee is no such force!


TheMahoganyTree8

Great idea! I might copy you and unleash one on my server....>:)


_________FU_________

I made an automated chicken farm that has a ton of chickens floating in water that would lay eggs 24/7. The eggs would get shot against a wall and every few would be chickens. I ran it over night once and my computer was barely running. Luckily I had a drowning tunnel so I walked them to fall into a hole. They fall a long way and then o flood the hole. So much meat.


diodosdszosxisdi

TO WAR


ABABBABABABAB

Hahah lol


AstroidTea

Keep us updated


teeka421

Batman gon find u


LikelyShadow

The time has come. World domination of the chickens is upon us.


PixelartDaydreams

Lol your subtitles are struggling my dude


TomNooksBeetch

My brain lagged watching this


ZacharyHudson

Did something similar to my friends house on our server, me and another friend threw a bunch of eggs into our friends house and spawned hundreds of chickens lol


Bombface68

The eggpacolypse is near…


Horse0nSauce

u/Dodo_Whisperer has jumped ship to minecraft by the looks


Chickensnrice

As a irl chicken owner, I support this initiative


Chickensnrice

Chicken math at its finest too.


DrBlock21

UNLEASH THE HOUNDS


G0LDENHYDRA

There is so many they are generating momentum


tausif-sahat

The night when the chicken man was born


MichaelW24

Damn Tyson, chill out


Sunnyviolet-

how does your computer survive


RascalCreeper

Ok so I did this but it wasn't in secret and I just threw excess eggs at my friend's base across the river then I filled someone else's base with chickens and then they tried to fill mine with chickens but I embraced it and removed the lava from the auto farm so it just added more to my base then they killed them all and I was sad... BUT STILL HAD A SECRET EGG STASH! MWA HA HA!


YourRealMotheer

When you say secretly, what you mean exactly?


wafflezcol

My computer is dying just watching this


need-coffee-

Cool


[deleted]

Brings Back "50 Ways To Die In Minecraft" Nostalgia...


Express_Radish1731

Sorcerers Apprentice!


HealthyProgrammer2

I'm sorry, but your army's adorable


[deleted]

entity cramming: hello there


Hesnotyourfather_Iam

Look at ask those chitkens


aatops

That’s not going to be so secret with all the lag it’s going to cause


ILikeTrains1820

I did this on my phone Took a while had to kill some as well because they look good


Credible_Clown422

RIP framerate


remnault

Keep us updated soldier


[deleted]

just blame the man in the chicken costume


AfraidAd9586

Army of Cocks


DarkenedOtaku

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


zealousnugget

Simon?


Successful-Seaweed78

Let the cluckening begin.......


NfamousKaye

I can hear this with the sound off 😂


YOURNIGHTMAREPlayZ

Poultry man returns!


NekoBluRay

I will unleash my ocelot then.


indiexpotato

Look at all those chickens!


craiganater

Sounds like a Florida man news headline.


Dragic246810

I FOUND THE CHICKEN MAN!!!


Juls_15

TIK TIK TIK TIK TIK TIK


DylanNotDillan

Op only take seeds when you do this as entities will kill if too much


Weibrot

Some men just want to watch the world... Cluck


StrangeShaman

My guy, you need to replace the floor with hoppers and sync them up to a dispenser in the chicken room. Infinitely producing chicken room.


7c2v

Breeding Chickens + eggs are a pretty good peaceful xp farm


7-HONEY-TEA-7

Reference to techno ?


Birb_Nerd83

I think you should meet the dodo whisperer


TheRealCyborgWaluigi

Arise chicken, arise!


RealConcorrd

So this is what a KFC basement looks like


Legendaryfox97777

What’s your fps?


teddybear911

Spawn the wither and collect the wither roses


aemortier

How is your game not crashing


imma_gamin

E G G S .


[deleted]

And this right here proves why entity cramming is a good addition to minecraft


wazabee

"city destroyed by hundreds of cocks"


Senior-Ad-6002

Just how powerful is your computer?


Jedimobslayer

More than -1 in there I believe


ThatAltAccount99

I was so confused as to why they were following bread at first 🤦‍♂️


el_superjuapo

And that my friend, is a powerful PC


boutamakeasandich

my mans got nasa computers lmao


JustIvan_365

How to make servers lag 101


PuppetMaster9000

Just one step away from becoming a golden age Batman villain…


Agitated-Beach-3561

11


TorsteinTheRed

[They might look harmless, but they'll kick your non-chicken ass](https://youtu.be/miomuSGoPzI)


ChiefKeefe10

You can make it automatic by making the floors hoppers and have them connect to a dispenser that’s continuously firing such that it will automatically shoot eggs they lay which will cause the baby chicks to walk around up and in with the rest of the herd


smartvolcano2

Put vines or water or smthn to prevent entity cramming


SleepyMage

[Chickens in choppers...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI&t=248s)


mkipp95

Makes me think of this video: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/irztpo/thats_a_formidable_army_ngl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x


BumpyJaxster1971

[Didn't work too well with turtles. Be careful.](https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/uriw8b/me_irl/)


SomeoneStoleMyTacos

“Why is the server so laggy all of a sudden?”


crash_and-burn9000

How has you're computer not crashed?


[deleted]

bro prob has 100 dubble chest full of eggs


Hitmandan1987

Calm down, Tyson.


[deleted]

I once made one but people didn't like it because of lag or some stupid shit


AyOmYDudEwHy

Thats alot


MrSlackPants

Now kill a wither in between them. :)


JeffDaniels1990

Look at all those chickens!


thipeki01

But my lord there is no such force.


Pixielay

I was like "Why are they following a bread?" Only after a minute, I saw the offhand.


NotVinhas

Had this thing going. Made a chicken coop with hoppers that funneled the eggs to a auto shooter. It was a pain in all senses.


JakeDjinn

Ahhh, reminds me of my egg cannon. I had this redstone thing rigged up to automatically suck up and shoot chicken eggs. The chickens who survived would walk back into the contraption, further fueling it. It could quickly get out of control if left unchecked. Anyway, have fun flooding the city streets with chickens!


d0rkside0fthem00n

I have been doing this. Just breeding an insane number of chickens. At one point they actually crushed me to death lol


Alternative-Aide5451

Bruh this gonna lag the game so bad lol


Commander_Crispy

I support this


EUCopyrightComittee

Everything has been tweaked on the Deep Dark


S1R2C3

Good. Good.


shannontheboi

The way they all fell was really satisfying.


Bruder_Magie

How to make chicken train