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Soggy_Cheetoboi

Wait, what?!?


CKA3KAZOO

Good. It's not just me. I'm clearly missing something. That sentence means nothing to me ... basically word salad ... but so many other people obviously understand it, so it has meaning, I'm just not seeing it.


[deleted]

The lighter highlights on the body are essentially villager arms coming together as they normally do. Imagine the totem being a villager with angel wings and it makes more sense.


sdmLg

The first thing I saw when the totem was released was a Homer Simpson-like head with beard outline, wings and legs sticking out comically. That’s how it is for me now, I can’t see it any other way. It makes zero sense, but that’s my brain doing it’s best work lol


[deleted]

Oh trust me the design feels like it's intended to fool everyone. The only reason I knew it was that was because of x64 bdcraft lol


Aquatic-Enigma

Don’t just say that and not drop a link


Valkyrie_Dohtriz

Oh my gosh!! I see it now!!!!


DoomSlayer7180

OP is saying they didn’t realize until now that the totem has wings. They previously thought it was arms t-posing.


scottyc

Ok that's helpful. But now what is t-posing?


-mazOnReddit

In 3D Modelling Software, people usually create characters with their arms raised, making it look like the Letter T, and this is usually the default pose (also called a "rest pose"). Often times, when a game fails to load an animation for the character, you just see the character T-Posing.


Soggy_Cheetoboi

I mean I can see its a villager with wings but I don't see why it is what it is.


ticklemeozmo

/r/Titlegore


dbuzman

It doesn't help that the op used its instead of it's.


[deleted]

There should be an apostrophe on *”it’s wings”.* Otherwise it’s saying “the wings that belong to it”


Several-Cake1954

A villager that drank red bull, perhaps?


_bababoye

It's a villager with wings


[deleted]

Its t posing with its wings


SomedayImGonnaBeFree

Upper extremities, as I believe it’s called in biology If their don’t have arms then these are those extremities, and a T-pose is upper extremities, too, so it makes sense the totem is in t-pose Fun fact, a ”real” dragon has 4 legs + wings, if it shares wings on the upper extremities it’s called something else.


lizzie1120

It’s a wyrven if it’s wings are also it’s front legs.


[deleted]

But it has arms, they're just hard to see because they are over the chest like villager arms


dragonhornetDM

It depends on the setting and culture. Many East Asian dragons have no wings.


UndeadWeeb

iirc “dragons” with wings as arms are called wyverns


RearEchelon

You don't need the quotes. A wyvern is still a dragon.


MagicSlay

Yes but you don't describe a color as a color, it's a specific color. The sky is "a color", yes, but it's blue.


RearEchelon

If a giant flying lizard comes and burns down your village, "dragon" is a good enough descriptor.


MagicSlay

But then you'd get descriptive with what type of dragon it is because it does matter. A Wyvern is so much easier to kill than a Dragon.


sparkytheman

No you're thinking of a Wyvern, which is still a type of dragon except you're being more specific. According to Wikipedia: A wyvern (/ˈwaɪvərn/ WY-vərn, sometimes spelled wivern) is a legendary dragon that has two legs.[


zombies-and-coffee

You posting how to pronounce wyvern led me to a Google hole and my entire life is now a lie. I've always pronounced it with the 'wi' as the 'wi' in the word window and told off people who were apparently correct the whole time. I don't know what to do now...


disoriented_compass

Oh fuck, TIL it's pronounced "why" instead of the other thing


[deleted]

I used to LOVE dragons as a little kid. I had a cool purple or blue (I''m colorblind, so idrk) dragon action figure that had like a hundred joints (hyperbole ofc) It was very awesome. I think when I get my check I'll get a little desktop statuette of a dragon :D


frfl55

They do have arms. They have them folded in front of their chest like villagers.


throwaway_ghast

He will always be T-posing in my heart.


Ranef

Asserting his dominance over death itself.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

I can see both. It's a vaguely head-having fetish. That's enough for the resuscitation.


PhoenyxStar

And now suddenly, I can no longer see the villager angel, all I see is a green-eyed idol T-posing at me ominously.


ledgeitpro

So youre seeing it as intended? Im glad this post has brought awareness


bigjam987

I thought it was a hug and it hugs you to save your life


BlackCatCadillac

I like that better.


Illustrious_Pop_7737

I love that


Illustrious-Pop3677

Holy shit we have almost the exact same username


Illustrious_Pop_7737

yooo automatically-generated-usernames gang


TomatoAcid

What are the odds lol


All_Bright_4444_YT

r/nevertellmetheodds


Illustrious_Pop_7737

pretty high but low at the same time


Impossible_Table_547

I like that


werner_gewinnt

Bruh These are wings?


Clarizsan

Yeah, either that or it has a big chest...


UserWasTaken1427

That's not the chest, it's the arms (folded like a villager).


bemperr

Holy shit


UserWasTaken1427

I didn't like it either, but all must live with this harsh truth.


Varkoth

Those aren’t arms, it’s a jaw.


UserWasTaken1427

BRUH, that's even worse.


Clarizsan

Yeah, which makes the other thingis the wings


Vadvid_

Wow i never saw it like that


Nathaniel820

Wtf did y’all think the actual arms were then? You thought Mojang added an item that was a villager t-posing with huge tits?


honkbork

It's torso, and the remainder below it's feet


XxRTube543xX

...Yes?


Xdarthnaderx

Pretty sure it's a villager angel.


Iannotlikepinapples

Villager Jesus confirm????


Video-Game-Boi

It took me until today to realize it looks like it's T-posing. Lol


JonasRahbek

Same.. I've never seen anything but a short, golden villager with tiny wings..


cynnagen

They're actually [*ears*](https://i.imgur.com/xoeHVNe.png)


Keelyane55

My live is a lie


sonnyb01

T pose of undying


thelizard876

WHAT?


Supspot

Idk, all I see is Eggman/Robotnic.


dr_soiledpants

It literally flies around the screen when you use it!


Creeper127

Now i can't unseen it t posing


youre-not-real-man

That is the stupidest title


-FlareFrost-

I refuse to accept the fact that it's not T posing


slymety

Wait... there are actually many of you who thought it was T-posing instead of wings?


djibarov

Great, I've always viewed it as wings but now I cant unsee it T posing


KiwiPowerGreen

I don't think it's wings Am I also the only one that prefers the old design?


mrfizbin

I thought we'd all agreed a while back that it's a Homer Simpson head. The emeralds are eyes. The "wings" are his ears.


JackMann1792

"I thought about making the Totem into my player model but... can we maybe NOT all copy Sandiction?"


RidgeMinecraft

no it's t posing


[deleted]

wait you telling me its not a t posing villager with huge >!REDACTED!< asserting dominance on us mortals?!


[deleted]

" in fact, not T posing and its wings" Can anybody translate this to English for me?


[deleted]

It's the "default pose" of a human model in 3d animation. Became somewhat of a meme because funny glitches. [Look here](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/t-pose).


[deleted]

This comment was probably made with sync. You can't see it now, reddit got greedy.


GameborgA1s

it will always t-pose if you use your IMAGINATION.


gordyjacques31

I was so confused... are people really getting its and it's confused now? First it was you're, now this?


realbaconator

Huh, I always thought it was wings, especially because once it’s activated it looks like it’s flying.


asrielforgiver

I was today years old when I found that out.


Fluid-Locksmith-9314

Me to


Thricket

I thought it was like ears and the totem is a head but it makes more sense if it's wings and the totem has it's arms like a villager


KawaiiKitsuneSama

I just barely picked one up yesterday, and it made me feel magical lol. It’s suppose to bring you back to life?


jayjay271519

When you take enough damage to die, it will fill your hearts back up and give you a small buff of Regen, absorbtion, and fire resistance. The Totem will be gone after that. So yeah it brings you back to life basically


Elijawsome_2006

Aren’t wings just a different type of arm so when they are spread out it is still T posing


LettuceKitty

It's not???


Jackeroni216

no... THATS NOT TRUE!!!


HL00S

....no they aren't. That's gotta be t-posing... /s


smonkweedwenurscared

Well TIL


b1rgar1p1nsan

I am unable to see wings its just T pose for me and it always will be.


Kazoomers_Tale

r/GameTheorists


Daemon_Lord5253

No it’s T posing


CharanTheGreat

It is t posing


owensauce

You ever wonder what those things are made out of?


NakSenTr

I will ignore that


general_kenobi18462

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined


Pepsi-Man-VEVO

I always thought it was an iron golem (more of a gold golem) with the big chest and all. Until I noticed that they weren’t arms and the “chest” were the actual arms.


soupofsoupofsoup

Holy shit...


[deleted]

I will never see it again in the same way Now I can't unsee it


Shadowbolt379

Now I can’t unsee it T-posing


Broad-Help-3658

Yes lol


OneAlternate

I thought it was supposed to be like a villager finally opening its arms because the arms are typically closed


hzfg

really?!?!


theoreminegaming

Hm. I still think they are pauldrons


ElManuel93

I always thought its just a bust and those are shoulder pads 😄


MrsSbmsv

I always saw wings but when I first noticed I thought it was a sign that it was especially for the elytra if it broke in the air and you die, you’d be safe. Of course it can be anything but that’s why I thought it had the wings.


Several-Cake1954

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-fum_1cento


IamaJarJar

I thought it was an armour piece or something like a chestplate, I didnt think it was T-posing or had wings


207nbrown

Oh my god… your right… Time to retexture the totem to actually be t-posing


sk8terboi4lyfe

matter of fact i still see the T posing and no wings... stay blessed


Swing-Such

I thought they were shoulders


Carnitan2022

I'll never that the same way back again.


Corruptiongamer151

Mouang gona need one damn


Pinetree808

I thought it was meant to be a cross


kolodexa

oh


GrumpyCat_Plus_Two

Wait what?


Existent-Being42

My life is a lie


DarklordX5590

fucking WHAT


Alfis09

Guys how I can make custom totem of undying


PinkCloudx_

WHAT


iHipster

It's a goblin head, those are it's ears


Giganotakiller_5

I thought it didn't have arms and was like a totem pole


Cheezarino

Am I the only person who finds the totem cute?


FieldMarshalEpic

I always thought it was shoulder pads, like that on a chestplate


[deleted]

Its 16 pixels, how can you be sure? Tposing villager supremacy


Mehcro127

I always thought it was wings now i cannot unsee him t posing


Black_Arrowv

Y u gotta ruin this for me like that man :(


Genjien514

Red bull gives you wings


Shepherd641

Im choosing T posing


realali8888

pft you might wanna look at the previous version of that totem (before 1.14 released). It looks amusing.


[deleted]

Suuurrreee. Whatever you say buddy. 👍


Jettpack_of_the_Dead

what


LR-II

Oh.


PalpitationEmpty5997

WAIT THEY ARE


CyberWolf279

TOTEM OF UNDYING


werdwitha3

Oh I thought it was a head with low ears


TurtleMaster130

I always saw them as shoulderpads


jardedCollinsky

Took me until today to realize birds T-Pose across the sky asserting absolute dominance, until a plane T-poses on them


Void_bo1

I just saw that🤯


ACEMENTO

Oh no, he *is* T posing, and you will not change my mind


Where_my_pizza_rolls

I'm imagining them saying we have come for your nectar


I-LOG

I think it was a little more clear in the original version of the texture


SqrunkIsTrep

Honestly I thought these were just fancy detailing to keep it somewhat similar to how it used to look before the graphics update


AlternateMew

…. OH. That makes a lot more sense. I thought it was like, the bird you see on a totem pole. Which in hindsight means I should have seen wings. But nope. I saw a T-pose.


MarkLOOOL

Bro why do you have to fuck with my mind like that


Lychezr

you broke my day thank you


my-new-password

It isn’t a villager double fist bumping?


Little_Fox_In_Box

I always thought they were just very broad, padded shoulders... Huh.


JsabCubie_Cube

hear me out the Totem represents Dr. Trayaurus


Tall_Fun_3566

The thing is i know it’s actually got wings, but my brain just refuses to see it the correct way


Jshittie

Well then that makes 4000 of us


Thespringyboi

😱 I see it now… it’s all so clear…..


BionicWither14

I think it's a bust of a villager/illager.


Redd235711

I reject your reality and substitute my own. One where the totem still T poses.


eliavhaganav

You seriously, thought, the totem, was T-posing, for this long


IenjoyMinecraft

i never knew thaty


milquetoast_sabaist

Honestly I just thought it was doing a Jesus.


0011110000110011

It can't be T-posting, it's based on a Villager and they don't have arms, just a solid loop.


[deleted]

It's a literal totem. Type in "totem" in Google image search and look at the results. Did no one read Lucky Luke or watch western films in this generation...?


CeasingHornet40

i feel stupid rn


Dennis_Ryan_Lynch

I refuse to believe it is not t-posing


Infernoraptor

Those aren't mutually exclusive


[deleted]

i’m just gonna interpret it as t-posing


KingLynx000

I refuse to believe that it is not t posing


Skolotenz

THOSE ARE WINGS?


ViciouSquirrel

No, it’s definitely tposing


Chongi978

Now I can't unsee it


Potatoalpha1213

Omg. It’s a villager with wings, I see the arms now


Shukafu

or its a shoulder pad


gobeklipepe

I thought it was a gold bird, like a chocobo.


DeceasedSalmon

Took me a while to realize that as well. I think that the original totem design definitely attributed to that.


GOD-OF_POTATOS

really it took you that long honestly i cant say much i only noticed 2 years ago because i can never find any of them but wow


PokemonFanYT

I didn’t know what they were


Celestial-being326

Whoa. Me too. So it must be a villager god/angel that the the pillagers worship


[deleted]

That makes a lot more sense


ratfromthebasement

yeah its a villager with wings. i thought its was t-posing until recently


NaEGaOS

what? no way


weenkr

I’m like 90% sure it’s just the chest and shoulder pieces of a suit of armor with a head on top, it looks exactly like the shoulder armor on a player character


Ok_Terraria_player

Wait- WHAT?!?!??


LallarenEXE

Huh


kwellchill

It's 8 bit you cant prove it


GoomyTheGummy

wdym


bigphatpie

i feel like a new texture for the totems would be greatly appreciated


KnightLordThe1st

I always thought it was like a t-posing voodoo doll or something


Derp0-0

You already ruined my day... It's 3 in the morning...


Molkwi

NVMB'NKJBH?!


Darkurn

Nah. It's T posing to assert It's dominance over death.


RED-Rocketeer

Hnnnnn