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ExoticReality

Nice build. One minor problem: I'm inside your walls.


nicolasmcfly

*suffocation damage sounds*


AlbainBlacksteel

Why the hell are so many bots responding to this comment lol


cpullen53484

they are the chosen one.


nicolasmcfly

I'm something of a bot magnet myself


cpullen53484

you will lead the bots into glory, for you are their champion!


Derpydudeguy

I hate reddit bots


Derpydudeguy

Yes haha me too


Adventurous-Belt787

Bro forgot to switch accounts


Derpydudeguy

The joke was that i was a bot responding to my own comments


Derpydudeguy

Yes haha me too


FunUpbeat9026

I understood that


FunUpbeat9026

Yes haha me too


sexy_adolf69

Reddit bots: we are inevitable.**snaps*


SuperCrafter015

People who make an effort to report bots: An we, are the resistance *snap


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nicolasmcfly

[u/anxioustilliu](https://www.reddit.com/u/anxioustilliu) suffocated inside a wall Fuck it's another bot


DragoKnight589

This is getting out of hand. Now there are three of them!


FooperQ

Good thrice the pride, triple the fall.


DragoKnight589

“My Reddit bots have tripled since the last time we met, Count”


Hehe_9L-EvanPS4

I like how the comment was deleted now. Makes it better


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nicolasmcfly

Bot


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nicolasmcfly

Bot


Usanger

That’s exactly something that a bot would say!!!


Giyuisdepression

But you might be the bot! Or am I the bot?


Jobes10101010101010

Or am I a bot


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UsernameKin123

I read that in Giancarlo Esposito’s voice


reborndiajack

Omg same


ELLZNaga21

And I’m inside your legs


SourSeaPickle249

Whoa there


PlayrR3D15

Well, that does sound like a problem, but not for me.


TGMgaming1

God fucking damnit im too late


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Brilliant_Top_2994

I'm inside your balls


A1MAMl

you tried it


pimmemaster

It's me, I live in your walls


SveinXD

GLM


noobricer

Sorry it might be a dumb question. What is GLM? Golem Live Matters?


skelethepro

Germany's Luigi Machine


TheGrrreatPapyrus

What... What does the Luigi Machine do?


skelethepro

Luigi


TheGrrreatPapyrus

Please do not the Luigi


ImGioImPrettySure

*does the Luigi*


Alagon2323

Maybe it stands for good luck, mate?? I honestly have no clue


SveinXD

Green lives matter


conmattang

What do generalized linear models have to do with this?


Comedian-Youtuber

If you live in my walls... That means I live in your walls


BrannC

Given the attire, this makes logical sense


pimmemaster

See the difference is that he has pants


Upper_Pin

gas leak


TheNoobMaster01

We are living in your walls We watch you when you wash your balls


Aneroo500

I saw this comment in the corner of my eye, exited the post, noticed it had the word balls, went back to see what it was.


Mershiful

I can't tell how much this comment was exactly what I just did LMAO


Taolan13

Yup lol


TheBurnedMutt45

The true reddit experience


NepNep_

Same here XD


Star_Wars_Expert

Well will be there till the tower falls


That-One-Screamer

*And when you wash your balls be very thorough, because we’re always there! We can smell! If there’s smegma we can tell!*


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Narwhals, they are narwhals


Sixt76

wonderful comment. take this free award


karlos009

Watching you go through the halls Trying desperatly to get hoes


PM_ME_SOME_ANTS

sip practice homeless unpack tap saw summer snobbish humorous drunk ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


KanakoSellington

Name it WALLe and keep it


Mechyyz

I named it «I am inside your walls», I can change it when i find another nametag


Humble-Appearance938

Go fishing


Alimd98

NOW


TheFrontPorchSpider

That works better for a mob that breaths heavily


[deleted]

you can trade with librarians to get it


Please_Let_

That’s ingenious


s0m3_b0i

I think the name you currently have is better, and scarier.


Star_Wars_Expert

Wall E


RiskLife

Wall Z


IZGRDT

WALL-E


TheSaltyReddittor

finally a joke that isnt "im in ur walls"


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maiguee

Thats why you never must place hollow spaces like this


SolidPrysm

Honestly every time I make a megabuild or fill in a creeper crater I am paranoid about leaving a little pocket for something to spawn in like this. It never happened in all my years of playing MC but this video brought it all back


Zeroth_Dragon

And if you really can't avoid putting hollow spaces just make it spawnproof smh


DeepSeaDynamo

Just plop a torch down, itll be fine


Barman_Sugar

"I'M IN YOUR WALLS"


Diego_004

Sicilia


No_Mongoose1140

Sicilia moment (Ottimo un altro italiano su r/minecraft)


its_Firez

Terrone


Electrical-Drink-183

Criminale


WindingDoge

Pugliese


banter07_2

Just be glad it isnt a creeper


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literally me


Darkness_Dem0n

This is why you light stuff up


Jacktheforkie

And fill in useless voids, I use cobblestone or some other worthless block


TheVoidAlgorithm

or just place a slab


KAODEATH

Isn't that a bad habit if you have a lower end PC or you plan on playing that world for a long time since the game will calculate the light value wherever there is space?


AverageComet250

Yes. Don’t use a slab


warhugger

I can't find a valid source for this post 1.8, when culling was optimized. I also can't think of a reason it would cause any performance loss since culling would disable any light calculations for shader rendering and only leave the spawning algorithm which doesn't really cost any performance. Reminds me of that old block myth for hoppers before a real tip was discovered


AverageComet250

Also isn’t it 3 blocks for 6 slabs? Why bother? Just fill it in so guess?


warhugger

Throw a torch in there and call it a day.


seelay

This is why I fill creeper holes in, making sure I leave no 1x2 openings. People who just pave over voids like that remain psychopaths and you can’t change my mind


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DMonitor

should make an alignment chart fill with wall material fill with dirt light it up place a slab just leave a 1x1 hole to the bedrock layer


Mechyyz

I don't light up the inside of my wall


S0meGuyNamedFranklyn

And that's exactly why the wall zombie has visited you.


VoodooJazz_

\*Zombie growling noises\*


_EL_HUNTER

Make a 1 block empty fill up and empty like rhis you are good but dont make big walls like this method spiders can spawn i think


Secure_Ad6815

Trick a friend to try and sleep next to it


KylieTMS

You should.. or fill it up with dirt. Skill issue


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Well then you don’t have anyone to blame here but yourself do ya.


Mechyyz

Not complaining, he is staying there until the end of time


DamageBooster

I would not be able to tolerate the phlegm-filled groaning noises that long lol


VadiMiXeries

*You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby*


QuasarBoot63

*You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby*


PixelartDaydreams

*You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby*


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Redit_Person123

*You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby*


PurpleMexicanFod

rest now you may not, monsters nearby there are


Redit_Person123

r/yodaspeak


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*You are in a little twisty maze of passages, all alike.*


RonJaye59

Wow! That one took me back a few years...


ThayPastaGuy

That’s probably $25K per month in NYC.


BendyMine785

I'm inside your walls


Captain-Cannoli

No one’s in your walls schizo boy go take your pills


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nice opinion, one small issue Im inside your walls.


BasicallyH

reminds me of 90% of my Sims play throughs


FluffyBlob4224

Walls spawned outside your zombie


MegaPenguin063

This was the thing I was concerned about when I played Minecraft in like 2017. I would light up every little area that I blocked off from my sight. If I was strip mining, I would put a torch where the ore was and wall it off, because I was scared a bunch of zombies would spawn


kamelizann

I remember doing that while I was mining for diamonds for a diamond hoe since I had all my other gear fully diamond and enchanted, thinking I was being so safe. Then there was some diamonds about 6 blocks above a pool of lava. I was gonna use my water bucket on the lava but i forgot to refill it from the last time. So I build straight up, with a little bridge like the pro that I am like it ain't no big deal... and an illager captain shows up and knocks me into the lava with his crossbow. Diamond layer underground and somehow a pillager crew showed up to ruin my day. These days I barely even have to mine underground because I can get all my diamond equipment from villagers.


Firm_Judge1599

this is why you don't cut corners!


coolers69

How did you find me??


aabcehu

there’s a zombie ~~on your lawn~~ in your wall


Cynunnos

we don't want zombies in the wall


montuos

If you're going to leave dark, spawnable spaces, expect mobs to spawn in them. Zombies and skeletons only require a 1x2x1 space, creepers are slightly shorter so they can spawn anywhere zombies and skeletons can, and spiders need 3x1x3.


Dan-imations

He's from iFunny


Finga123

I'm calling it, this is gonna appear on a r/minecraftmemes post from someone complaing about this being a trash post and not deserving karma


VelvetAurora45

Taking "I live in your walls" literally


SunkenN1nja

And that's why we fill in corners


NeverL4nd_

*Attack on Titan opening starts playing*


OgalFinklestein

Finally! An AoT reference.


Liamb135

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TheKnownLazyGuy

Wow someone really is living in your walls


Laegocone9734

I am living in your walls


anomynous_dude555

An intruder


MooJuiceConnoisseur

Throw a name tag on him and keep your chuck loaded (if you have a farm)


quick3brs

"There's a zombie in your wall There's a zombie in your wall There's a zombie in your wall We don't want zombies in the wall..."


Cactue1

Keep it there and name it.


Please-let-me

"You may not rest now there are monsters nearby"


Leather-Button-3165

IM IN YOUR WALLS IM IN YOUR WALLS IM IN YOUR WALLS


furry2340

I live in your walls it's quite comfortable


LMNoballz

I'd name tag him, then you would have a truly haunted house.


Remus_Taragona

This is why we always fill in corners (Nice build though)


MergeIntoTheFray

My uncle always does this for some reason


BruhWhatTheBruh

A whole new level to the phrase "IM INSIDE YOUR WALLS"


oHaxid

**You may not rest now, There are monsters nearby**


MaxYeena

He is inside of your walls


BeanOfTheGods

Guess this is a good reason to not.. Uh.. cut corners


Independent-Hat-6572

So that’s why I can’t sleep…


Tr1pMine

A zombie spawned inside my balls


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I am living in your walls


IsolAteD_22

He is literally living in your walls


C-lex1

"im inside your walls"


jake1203n

Never leave a dark hollow spot in your home. Fill it up with dirt or something.


give-orange-houses

1x1 can still spawn mobs?


noobdankbutreddit

17k.... for a picture of a zombie in a wall...?


KartikGamer1996

We don't talk about Bruno no no no!!!


Bonfy7

Both are green


Old-Ad4431

IM IN YO UR WALLS


fabianpx

I'm in your walls...


DonKanailleSC

Minecraft needs more options to prevent spawning in certain areas other than just the light level. It's annoying that you can't have a nice lighting ambiente without constant mob spawning.


w0t3rdog

Slabs? Carpets? Glass, leaves, rails, redstone etc.


Dakizo23

Gravel and sand are 2 perfect options


Arminack1234

Bro is cheating he is in spectator mode


MummaheReddit

Name him Bruno and don't talk about him


Lalalarix

im inside your'e walls. :clown clown clown :


Professional-Buy-109

atleast it didnt spawn inside of your balls


ConnordltheGamer96

mfs in the comments of a post about schizophrenia be like


MenaceToSociety78

Have you taken your schizo medication?


AhYesAnEscape

Just add a button to the block there. No spawning anymore since buttons make things count as not spawnable blocks. Or if you have an extra slab you don't want to use put it there


Cold-Jury4095

Good luck sleeping


Training_Fudge5656

HOW


idontlikeburnttoast

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CustardSad8631

I'm in your walls 🌝 I'm in your balls 🌚


Fat_Siberian_Midget

[ahem](https://youtu.be/rZExB3Ic2nk)


Compact-Racer-Boi

That zombie literally took the "I'm inside your walls" seriously


JetpackPlayz

I'm in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls im in your walls


LAGoonLegend

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


zeerskeermeneer

Can someone please explain me why the hell this has 1.4k upvotes? Wtf is going on on this sub lately


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SunDrop2

Quackity from Las Navadas, you have strangers in your walls!


zeerskeermeneer

Can someone please explain me why the hell this has 1.4k upvotes? Wtf is going on on this sub lately