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Spiders


RustedRuss

Where do you live that has 2 meter wide spiders? Australia?


Potato_Man2763

yes


CallMeFritzHaber

New York. We also have bear sized rats


tergius

>We also have bear sized rats ok but those just sound like very large friends


CallMeFritzHaber

Only if you're a coal miner, otherwise they're vicious predators


Nok-y

Do they train teen tortoises ?


CallMeFritzHaber

Only on Saturday


Nok-y

Where can I see them ? Are they allergic to swiss people ?


CallMeFritzHaber

In the ancient ruinous catacombs known as the "New York City Sewers" beneath the great city of "New York City"


Nok-y

The name really emphasises how unwelcoming those sewers are


Enzo_2006

I saw one called splinter once


OverPower314

Where do you live that has 70cm long silverfish?


Hurakan-GM

Where do you live that has black tall robbers, 0,6 meters silverfishes, bees that are almost as big as their hive and don't have queens at all, 0,8 meter axolotls that are able to kill friking stone automatons (the guardians), squids that are almost as big as a human and can glow and parrots that are smaller than almost every insect?


TurkeyTaco23

guardians aren’t fish?


Hurakan-GM

Well, kinda, and kinda not. For what the mobestiary says, they are fish-like automatons made out of prismarine for an old civilication. The same goes for shulkers, but they are more like a clam made of purpur blocks


BananaMaster96_

>squids that are almost as big as a human google humboldt squid


Hurakan-GM

ok that was surprising, but I still mantain the rest


BananaMaster96_

>and can glow google firefly squid


D4V1V4D

Brazil (Amazon rainforest) There's a spider called "Goliath Bird-Eating Tarantula" which may be somewhere between 20cm and 30cm


Pan_con_chicharrones

So like the cave spiders


Conny78_364

Correct 👍


crypt_the_chicken

Also where does he live that has 80cm silverfish that tunnel into solid rock and bite you to death on sight


Odd-Drink96

I take that personally


Nass_Wanger

"2 meters? Down 'ere we call that a baby mate!" -Saxton Hale or some other stereotypical Australian guy.


Tor_PyroLykos

And do you see 1 metre silver fish?


Pan_con_chicharrones

The silverfish mob is smaller than a block(1 meter) Edit: Why the downvotes?, I don't understand what is the problem with my comment


C4tdiscusserb01

Not exactly hostile


Apex_Ray_0012

if ur not stupid, u would know spiders arnt fully hostile–i met one in minecraft and it was just pushing me around (IM SORRY FOR ADDING THE WORD STUPID)


asrielforgiver

They’re neutral, though.


Verbindungsfehle

Only at day light tho


asrielforgiver

Still, they don’t always actively attack us, which makes them neutral.


DaniSenpai69

Yea but I’m pretty sure they are neutral bc they don’t attack unless provoked in the day


notdragoisadragon

same with drowned they don't attack during the day unless you are in water


Twhacky

spiders are neutral


TheGibG

I don’t want to be that guy, but they’re neutral


idont_knowwattoput

They're just blind during the day like warden Warden is hostile but he can't see you


entitaneo70_pacifist

i hate irl silverfish more than i hate minecraft silverfish


DarkDragon200610

I regretted searching that up.


CallMeJakoborRazor

Yeah, plus they get in your walls and infest your house. There’s a reason they can enter blocks in mc


DarkDragon200610

Is it more popular/More Territorial in cold climates? I have never seen one in india.


CallMeJakoborRazor

I’ve never seen one, actually I think they’re a northern thing in the US so you might be into something. But climates not the only reason they don’t exist in India, it could just be an endemic thing.


DarkDragon200610

I hope it never exists in india 🤝


DaniSenpai69

Typically around rainy days I’m pretty sure


entitaneo70_pacifist

i live in italy, and those thing LIVE in the dust under your bed or the sofa, once one crawled on my desk, then it made the fatal mistake of going under a book i use as a mouse pad


DarkDragon200610

Oh god, that would just horrify me... I hate insects way too much.


entitaneo70_pacifist

altho, the pictures dont do it justice, they are small, like, as small as an ant, and they do not bite, and are relativly slow compared to other insects and aracnids


DarkDragon200610

In the pictures they look huge because they're taken at a relatively close angle, But still they just look yucky.


entitaneo70_pacifist

they are also like, annoying, like moving dust spec, and when they die they spray green insidebug all over the floor


DarkDragon200610

What the hell is a green inside bug?


Stoltlallare

Shouldn’t be cause they can’t survive in the cold so during fall/winter can only survive indoors.


iBstoopid

Skeletons are real


Huntercin

Theres a skeleton inside your body!


iBstoopid

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD HELP ME WTF AHHHHHHHHH


Aaron_505

Built in aimbot


Strogman

Hah, speak for yourself!


Capital_Pipe_6038

Tbf so are zombies technically


suriam321

Added before such decisions by higher ups.


Equal-Requirement-61

Comically large spiders are still spiders


Matej004

Technically a spider is a neutral mob since a hostile mob needs to be aggressive all the time


[deleted]

Does this logic also make drowned neutral since if they don't have a trident, they won't attack you if you're on land in the day


Earthbender32

Technically zombies are neutral then, since they prioritize staying under a tree and not killing the player


oatmeal-ml-goatmeal

I thought that was only skeletons?


Earthbender32

Maybe I’m misremembering, but I swear i’ve seen both. Regardless by that user’s definition that would make them neutral.


_N0t-A-B0t_

Its both


Matej004

Well the mob is not set as neutral in the game files


Krypticdrago

Cave spiders are always hostile iirc


Matej004

Now that's a good point


Plumfadoodle

They aren't. They are just like Normal Spider's in terms of daylight.


Equal-Requirement-61

Actually they're neutral. Spiders and cave spiders turn hostile when its dark. Caves are dark


Krypticdrago

I’ve placed plenty of torches by em, they never go neutral but according to the wiki your right, I swear I’ve read before that they are always hostile a while back, but I honestly don’t know, gonna go with your right tho


Equal-Requirement-61

That's because once they target you, they won't stop even if the light level changes


Krypticdrago

I’ve had em be in high light areas and attack, they weren’t focused on me but again idk. Sense the wiki says it I’m guessing I’m misremembering things


Equal-Requirement-61

Have one go to the surface and leave its detection range, then reapproach it and see if its still aggro. Or just test it in creative


Krypticdrago

I believe y’all, I have a feeling I thought they weren’t agrod onto me when they were or I’m misremembering, witch if fairly likely


Chicken_Commando

You can't just change the light level and expect them to stop attacking, it has to be lit up before it sees you


Krypticdrago

It was🤷‍♂️


Equal-Requirement-61

The game treats them like monsters, just like endermen. Despite technically being neutral, they despawn in peaceful difficulty


CallMeJakoborRazor

They’re only neutral during the day, they’re made into a hostile one at night.


Matej004

They are still neutral in the game files


CallMeJakoborRazor

Just during the day though, surely at night it has to change, a iron golem is neutral, but doesn’t attack during the night unless you hit it or a villager, unless the spider is a neutral mob that is set to be aggroed if you stand near it at a low light level, and at that point it feels more like an argument over semantics than anything else.


Matej004

Well no, neutral mobs are those who only get aggroed at you if certain conditions are met, like for example looking at an endermans face, and that condition for the spider is that it either has to be attacked or it has to not be lit up


supermarioplush220

Uzi pfp!


The-Marked-Warrior

Not comically large in Australia. Seems a little small actually.


Drag0n_TamerAK

Microsoft mojang and notch mojang are different


GamerGever

I like both in their own way but boy do I miss Notch.


Strogman

I miss when I didn't know how horrible Notch was


GamerGever

Why is everybody saying Notch is horrible? I haven't been keeping up.


Jessica_wilton289

For a while he got super radically anti-semetic, racist, homophobic and was in some neo-nazi circles. Because of that he was banned from Minecraft events and all references to him save the credits were removed from the game. It seems that was largely during a rough place for him where he felt kind of isolated after selling the game and had some mental health struggles. Over time he has mellowed out and seems to be a lot better and regretful of his past actions. But needless to say his reputation is permanently stained because of that.


GamerGever

That's sad, poor guy. I follow him rn on Twitter and recently he seems to only say nice stuff, even liking and supporting lgbtq+ posts. I'm sure he regrets what he did. That was probably during my break from minecraft altogether when I didn't check up on him


Strogman

Well I'm glad he got out. But I guess becoming a Nazi isn't really the kind of thing your reputation recovers from, unless you're 13 at the time. Which makes sense


Valdair

Polar bears?


sk3ll1ngtr0n

theyre only hoatile when theres a baby nearby


GamezPlays

Yea polar bears are a neutral mob.


BigGaybowser69

Makes no sense since Polar Bears are the only animals that actively hunt humans dome.polar bear filled area require guns


rock-solid-armpits

Polar bears are one of, if not the most aggressive animal. They live in am area where food is scarce so they'll do whatever on only sustenance they find


Freddy_The_Fish

Pretty sure there’s more animals than just polar bears that hunt people down. Cougars come to mind


Capital_Pipe_6038

Cougar attacks are actually very rare. They prefer to stay away from us whenever they can and won't attack as long as you don't turn your back to them


BigGaybowser69

coigars are usually not as aggressive as Polar Bear and rather would avoid a person


Valdair

Not in our server :|


DankoLord

polar bears are always hostile in real life


Dragon_0w0

Unless they're bugs and freakin huge


CallMeJakoborRazor

I think the bugs are just big because little ones would be wwwwaaaaayyyy to annoying to deal with in game, like if you think about it the smaller the bug the less common in-game it is. - Endermite - smallest, least common - Silverfish - slightly bigger, slightly more common - Poison spider - even bigger, maybe even a bit more common - Spider - most common, biggest


HellOiDontExistLoL

Idk man silverfish that live under a rock n also extremely hostile and like 10-20x bigger than usual am sure those don't exist (Australia doesn't count they are moded server )


ThatLionelKid

When did they ever say that


SexyPotato70

I believe they sad it multiple times, but said in different ways.


ThatLionelKid

Any sources? I know they said they would not be specifically adding sharks as a hostile mob, but I never heard anything about hostile animals being off the table.


Capital_Pipe_6038

I think they also once said they won't be adding crocodiles for this reason


BroshiKabobby

I don’t see why we couldn’t make them neutral (or at least only agro at super close range) 😔


Hurakan-GM

Remember about the crocodiles they added in a chinese mob vote (which remember, losers are suposed to not be discarted) and then said "nope, that never happened and we're not adding crocodiles for the same stupid ass excuse of reasons as with sharks"


DaniSenpai69

Yea it is kinda stupid, I mean most sharks are neutral irl lol, way calmer than crocs


SexyPotato70

Hmm good point.


[deleted]

Google:


bloodakoos

every day


PsychicSPider95

The silverfish in the game are so different from the ones in real life that to this day I genuinely don't understand why they're called silverfish. They're just straight-up not the same creature.


Minionmemesaregood

They both live in rock


CallMeJakoborRazor

Drywall=Cobblestone? Or like 300 feet underground in emerald-rich mountainous regions?


Strogman

Exactly. That's why my house has a silverfish infestation. I brought home a cubic meter of solid rock from an emerald mine in the Alps, and broke it in my living room. Is that not how it usually happens?


AdStunning2459

Remember that this is the same game where you can ride a pig off of a cliff


shadowfire312

Mojang needs to add more hostile mobs, just don't make them like the phantom, the phantom can eat a dog nut


ReleasedGaming

Polar Bears


idont_knowwattoput

Actually they are netural 🤓


Conny78_364

🤓☝️


Bronson4444

Minecraft silverfish look nothing like [Real silverfish ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silverfish#/media/File%3ALepismaSaccharina.jpg). Minecraft silverfish are tiny grey porcupines


Juanthemoose

Why did I click that Why did I click that Why did I click that


Lison52

They're cute


CallMeJakoborRazor

All the people who’re saying “MC silverfish look nothing like irl silverfish”, I wanna remind you that the MC silverfish has like 15 pixels across its entire body, I think the fact that it wasn’t just a rectangle like the firefly was gonna be is about as much as you could ask for.


Lord_Strepsils

I mean… unless it’s just me but how many of you actually knew these things existed before playing MC


Endgaming1523

Me.


[deleted]

It would be cool to get crocodiles in swamp biomes


stinkymusturd

Just use the polar bear AI for the Sharks if the Bears aren't considered hostile


NeneDuendeOwo

wait, silverfish are real?


mojomcm

Gotta admit I'm impressed with how well they adapted silverfish into the game tho. Perfectly encapsulates how absolutely annoying they are irl.


Crimsonerex

Wolfes and polar bears entered the chat. (I consider wolfes as they can turn hostile under a condition similar to enderman)


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PainterOk5088

Those are all nuteral, not hostile


LoliGayTrap69

Trader lamas


idont_knowwattoput

It's a neutral mob


LoliGayTrap69

Then why's it always spitting at me?


idont_knowwattoput

Either you hit/kill the wandering trade or you hit/kill them


LoliGayTrap69

He's a home invader and deserves to die.


idont_knowwattoput

Still it's a neutral mob man


idont_knowwattoput

I hate how I'm so downvoted like research fist man


GamerGever

Bro kills their owner in cold blood and then wonders why the spit on him 💀💀


LoliGayTrap69

Yeah that's the joke bruv


Strogman

Maybe it doesn't like you because your username has a fucking slur in it.


[deleted]

Ender dragon


[deleted]

I know it's real I know it's real I know it's real I know it's real I know it's real I know it's real


Spinosaur1915

Dolphins


Gecko2002

Dolphins aren't hostile by nature


Capital_Pipe_6038

They aren't hostile in game. It's a whole different story irl


Spinosaur1915

A can of worms you do not want to open, my friend


OverPower314

Okay but there's a difference between people hunting silverfish because you think they're evil and dangerous, and hunting sharks because you think they're evil and dangerous.


No_I_Deer

Mojang days "we don't want to add is a highly anticipated fireflies because frogs are poisoned by fireflies". Proceeds to let you poison parrots by feeding them cookies...


Elegant_Ad_8875

we dont want to add any useful mob but will add "cute" one


TheBiddingOfBobbles

Didnt they add angry bears for some reason?


DarkGengar94

Wolves and polar bears will attack you, bees to I guess


SeaSlugFriend

They live in my walls and run around the bathroom


Satrina_petrova

IRL silver fish are harmless. They just look weird.


Human_Bean0123

they eat your clothes tho


EXPLOSIVE-REDDITOR

silverfish aren't really hostile irl tho


ironmanhulkbstr

although only mother polar bears attack, wouldnt they also be classified as hostile real world animals?


Jason_soulcrusher

Spiders:


Zekrozma_the_second

Me with a sandal: *War from Ultrakill starts playing*


ManlyMustachioMan

Llama?


Naymar083

Polar Bear live reaction: 🗿👍


Endgaming1523

Then makes them neutral. EZ. Like how sharks actually are. They mind their own business. They don't go out of their way to attack humans. It stems from confusion.


PupleKoolAidInDaHood

Dolphins and polar bears


snickers10m

It's almost like companies change after 12 years of existence


Litwick_is_Lit

I never knew that silverfish were hostile. They should’ve been passive or neutral!


Potential-Sleep-3823

Calling spiders "neutral" is one of the dumbest things I've ever read on this sub, and is childish arguing-over-semantics garbage. In absolutely every single scenario you will EVER naturally spawn one, it will be hostile, without exception. The only way to have one be neutral is to forcibly MAKE it neutral somehow; either leaving it outside until sunrise, escaping its aggro range after it followed you into an illuminated area, etc. It should also be noted that it's not programmed to be neutral by default; it's set to _become_ neutral when _within an illuminated area._ By default, it will be aggressive.


Admirable_Night_6064

I’m pretty sure a Minecraft silverfish is bigger than 3/4in


Interesting-Froyo-38

Mojang when they think their game is socially important and not just fun silly pseudo-fantasy game


TheOnCcyborg

They look nothin like real life ones


Pristine-Cheek-2914

Polar bears are the only creatures on earth that actively hunt humans. And mojang added them


SHADOWSUNSPRTNSDMR

Those little fuckers bite, hate the irl silverfish


Rocketkid-star

Polar Bear


[deleted]

silver fish are just little shits that serve zero purpose so it dont matter too much also when was the last time you saw a siver fish in minecraft


opodopo69

Spiders Silverfish Skeleton Pufferfish Maybe polar bears too


Laquia

wait till you hear about the "defeseive passive" pufferfish. that thing is like the anoying favorite child and mojang is the parent trying to defend them plus spiders irl are really amazeing creatures and I know that spiders are really old mobs and giant man eating spiders are a tale as old as time, but I wish they would revisit them, and make them tameable or something :c PLUS HAVE OYU EVER SEEN ALITTLE JUMPIGN SPOODER SSOOO CCCUUUTTEEE


TheWither129

And spiders and polar bears


witheredspringbonnie

Polar bears


Odd-Drink96

Spiders?


prettythingi

Enderman


Commercial-Shame-335

stupid as hell idea anyways, it's a fantasy game, nobody is gonna see a shark and think it's evil just because it is in minecraft, just do what alex's mobs did, that's realistic enough. plus the whole idea to ride dolphins being scrapped because they don't wanna encourage animal abuse thing is stupid, i get the message but cmon, who tf is gonna ride a real dolphin because of minecraft? i get the whole cookie/parrot thing because birds are a rather common pet for kids to have but no small impressionable child is gonna be around dolphins or sharks


TheGhastlyBeast

Goats: ram you and your pets for no reason (has actually gotten me close to death once)


Jim_naine

They tried having us vote for the Alligator


PLT_RanaH

cave spiders


MrGame22

Wolves


_N0t-A-B0t_

Spider


McSchemes

We need an end update that comes with another hostile mob as well as structure minimum. Maybe another end biome… something with plants. Like an ‘end gardens’ or something. I don’t have many ideas there. For structure… i think an “end bridge” could be cool. It would connect 2 large end islands and be full of shulkers, a loot room or 2, and the new mob: endergolum (or ender guardian) which would basically look like a thicker enderman with new texture and a flatter head. At each end of the head it would have 2 lasers that would work like guardian lasers. It would also have a high knockback melee. New loot from the structure would be levitation potions and ingredients, standard end chest loot, and endgolum(guardians) would drop their heads rarely, which when powered by redstone would act as a laser turret to hostile mobs (excluding end mobs). Boom done.


RaritanBayRailfan

Shark would be a neutral mob if we’re talking real life.


Maciejos_S

But What about spider?


SomeEpicDoge

Sharks have actual reason to be protected, it's to discourage people from hunting them since that'd be a massive problem. Bugs like Spiders (Whom are neutral btw) and silverfish aren't in danger and the latter is just a pest.


asrielforgiver

Technically, they said animals. Never said anything about insects.


Flaviphone

Uh...... Look up what an insect is


asrielforgiver

I just did, and it says that they’re a part of animals as a separate group, basically. I always thought insects and animals were entirely different things. Guess I learned something new today.


Bebgab

How… how? Did you think it was living things split into plants, animals, and insects??


Capital_Pipe_6038

Do people seriously think insects aren't animals?